When he found Li Lingyun, Zheng Ping'an suddenly felt that he had thought too much. Li Lingyun had a drunken face, and was following Professor Zhu, Wan Qingping, Ding Kebei, and Su Xiaorou to drink and eat together. Professor Zhu seemed to be in a good mood, his face was slightly red, slightly wine-colored, and he was detailing the history of the ancient Dian Kingdom. Wan Qingping and Ding Kebei also seemed to have drunk some wine, Su Xiaorou's face was slightly pink, and she looked at Li Lingyun with a expression, after Xiaojin's incident in the morning, she still felt that the bodyguard in front of her was pleasing to the eye and good-looking, just the masters, but it didn't matter, you could train slowly.

Li Lingyun saw Zheng Ping'an coming, and hurriedly got a glass of beer: "Hey! It's too late for you to come, Professor Zhu is telling us the history of the ancient Dian Kingdom carefully. Guess what, our Dr. Wan actually studied in Japan. Tsk,Japanese girls are so nice.。。。 He said with a disdainful face: "Dr. Wan also said that he is not familiar with Japanese girls, if I go, then I have to soak Japanese girls from the perspective of national righteousness and national hatred and family hatred, you think about how many girls they Japanese harmed us back then!" ”

Zheng Ping'an felt that Li Lingyun was a little drunk, and said that the Japanese girl was good in front of Su Xiaorou, and hurriedly interrupted: "I said Li Dayuncai, you are a bun, saying that the Japanese girl is good, but you have seen a Japanese girl?" If you want me to say that it's better to be a Chinese girl! ”

Li Lingyun said with a smile: "As the old saying goes, I haven't eaten pork and haven't seen a pig run?" The Japanese girl in the little movie is the best. That's gentle and inward, hehe! ”

Zheng Ping'an hurriedly stuffed a french fry into Li Lingyun's mouth, which was regarded as blocking his mouth. Professor Zhu They are intellectuals after all, so they are so unashamed to joke, they don't seem to have any quality at all, how can they work together in the future. "Hey! I said Li Dayun, did you drink to the dog's stomach? Nonsense here! Professor Zhu is going to be angry! Li Lingyun drank too much, where could he convince Zheng Ping'an's words, and if he still had to speak, Zheng Ping'an had already pulled it aside. Li Lingyun was pulled, and he didn't forget to tell Professor Zhu to go to the toilet and come back to listen to Professor Zhu's next talk. Professor Zhu smiled and nodded, and continued to talk to Ding Kebei, Wan Qingping, and Su Xiaorou about the history of the ancient Dian Kingdom, after all, this history is of great significance for the investigation in the next few days.

Zheng Ping'an pulled Lingyun out, and was about to count him down, but when he saw Li Lingyun's eyes were clear, he was not a little drunk, and his heart immediately understood, "This girl is pretending to be drunk, I don't know what kind of fart to hold!" "I had the intention to pull Li Lingyun back to the room. Li Lingyun pounced on Zheng Ping'an's body. Li Lingyun's big head suddenly pounced on Zheng Ping'an's body, Zheng Ping'an stumbled all of a sudden, and almost didn't stop, Li Lingyun saw that he hurriedly landed on the ground with his own feet, stabilized his figure, and said shyly: "Do you know that these five-star hotels have bathhouses?" Let's go find a girl to take a good look at Spa and know whether the Chinese girl or the Japanese girl is better, hehe! ”

Although Zheng Ping'an is also tall and big, he can't stand Li Lingyun is oversized, he was pressed and unstable, he barely stood up, gritted his teeth and said: "Then what is he called a spa, don't be uneducated!" Let people laugh at you! ”

"You don't care what he's afraid of, as long as it's a girl, I'm not afraid, hehe! Are you a boy chicken afraid? . . Li Lingyun smiled evilly.

There was no way to be entangled by Li Lingyun, so Zheng Ping'an had to follow him into the spa club. As soon as he entered, Li Lingyun quickly stripped naked, and immediately entered the sea like a dragon, constantly muttering: "Look at it, look at it, this is the life of a rich man, this is the treatment of a rich man!" It's all slippery, you smell it, hey! The shampoo is better than ours, smell, it's really fragrant! The fragrance is refreshing, and the fragrance is soaked in the bone marrow! ”

Zheng Ping'an kicked Li Lingyun's ass, kicked him into the pool, and scolded: "You guys, hurry up and tell me about your suffocating water." Don't play me dumb riddles here! You're thinking, farts stink too! ”

Li Lingyun stretched out in the hot tub for a long time, and said with a smile: "Don't say it, when you take off your clothes like this, you still have a little meat on your body, chest muscles, abdominal muscles, arms and legs, but you are not very well developed, not as big as my brother." If you train under my brother for a few years, maybe you can be even better! ”

Zheng Ping'an was furious by Li Lingyun's eyes, and hurriedly entered the pool: "You can carry a big white radish in the crotch of your pants." Awesome. If a weak woman is in front of you, it is easy for you to die! Tell me why you're talking nonsense in front of Professor Zhu? ”

Li Lingyun looked skinny, walked to Zheng Ping'an's side, and hugged Zheng Ping'an. Zheng Ping'an hurriedly said: "Don't you learn well from the old one, and you start to like to be a rabbit?" Li Lingyun reached out and patted Zheng Ping'an's face lightly, and whispered in Zheng Ping'an's ear: "Your Professor Zhu came back from France in the 80s." That Dr. Wan also spent a few years in Japan a few years ago! It was that Ding Kebei and Su Xiaorou, although they were innocent, they were definitely trained. Plus a distant cousin, Lisa, who has returned from England. Our team is Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon, tsk! Let's do the math, we're turtles! ”

Zheng Ping'an was slightly surprised: "It's understandable that these people have some backgrounds!" This project is so well funded, the task is to investigate the ancient Dian Kingdom, in fact, it is a trip, just write a few reports to close the project, of course, you have to have some background to get the money! Otherwise, your bodyguard fee alone will be someone else's salary for more than ten years! Besides, if there's a problem, how can people let you know the background so easily? ”

Li Lingyun stretched out his hand and pinched Zheng Ping'an's crotch: "That is, you are stupid!" Think about it, Lisa Liu's grandmother who had grown a few handfuls went to Tibet to look for thunder at that time, did the Japanese and French also participate later? Later, when she returned to Shanghai, the French had already declined, but when the Japanese were in China and looked like dogs, why did they not move? You may not eat the fat meat in your mouth, but can you not eat the little Japanese devil? Do you believe me! ”

Zheng Ping'an also reached out to grab Li Lingyun's crotch, Li Lingyun had already grabbed his hand firmly, and said with a smile: "Play to catch the eagle, you can't play with me!" After speaking, he sneaked into Zheng Ping'an's crotch again, and whispered in Zheng Ping'an's ear: "We have bugs in our rooms in Beijing, and we still have bugs in Yunnan." Think about what kind of treatment we have!? ”

Zheng Ping'an said angrily: "Hurry up and take your hand away for me, let you scratch me!" Li Lingyun took his hand away with a grin. Zheng Ping'an stretched out his hand to sneak attack Li Lingyun. said in a low voice: "Otherwise, we will just find a reason to stop doing it, and your bodyguard fee in the past few days is estimated to be tens of thousands of yuan." Our house is demolished, how can we mix a few suites. My grandfather told me that the housing prices in Beijing will definitely skyrocket, and tens of thousands of yuan per square meter will be possible in the future! ”

Li Lingyun grabbed himself by Zheng Ping'an, and said with a smile: "What's the matter, brother, don't touch it, you will have low self-esteem, when you see your daughter-in-law in the future, it won't work if you think of me!" ”

"Huh?! I just remembered, when did you read the information given by Lisa? That's the Great Black Sky Ming King, not the thunder sky. Zheng Ping'an suddenly remembered that he had been taken away by Li Lingyun all along.

Li Lingyun stretched out his hand and hit a chestnut on Zheng Ping'an's head: "Do you think I don't know how to learn?" My grandfather also taught me in a serious way. You're so stupid, sooner or later, people will sell it and count the money for others! Then he said coldly: "Now we can't get off this thief ship." You think, if it's really a continuation of the pre-liberation thing about the old sesame seeds and rotten grains, it probably has something to do with our grandfather's book. They must have borrowed your hand to get these things done. Don't talk about it, let's just say that this Lisa and their family's curse, I guess we can only find our brothers, or maybe I will become a monster with something in the crotch! ”

When Zheng Ping'an heard this, he was a little stunned for a while, and said in a deep voice: "Why don't we give them a copy of "Yin and Yang Outline", and they can learn it by themselves!" ”

Li Lingyun covered his face with his hands when he heard this, and screamed in a low voice: "My stupid brother! They don't know how long they've been planning for this, and you're the most important part of it. Even if you take out the book, who has the heart and time to learn? Even if you want to learn, this thing is about talent and chance, you just see how many two hundred and five can learn? Don't talk about it, I'm so smart, our grandfather said that I didn't have a smart root, so he picked up the array and told me. Let me learn as much as I can. ”

Zheng Ping'an was a little furious when he heard this: "Why don't I know about this?" ”

"Hey! Our grandfather said, you are too simple, although your understanding is high, but you are just doing learning, don't talk useless. You really live up to the old man's expectations of you now. But I'm different, the future will be the life of both wealth and nobility, and after Ming'er's 25th birthday, he will become famous all over the world. So, I've got to cover you! Zheng Ping'an looked at Li Lingyun and stretched out his hand to twist it on Li Lingyun's chest. I never thought that Li Lingyun's muscles were not ornaments, just like iron bumps, he couldn't get his hands on it. Said a little dejectedly: "Then now, according to your wishes, we can only follow this thief ship together?" ”

Li Lingyun patted his chest and splashed Zheng Ping'an's face: "At this point, I have almost probed it, and I am afraid that you will be stupid." This project, there is food and drink, money is returned, and Spa can be spa, the beauty that falls from the sky! Still not doing it? Are you stupid? Well?! ”

Seeing that Zheng Ping'an was still a little depressed, he said in a low voice: "Don't think about it. If you think about it, when my grandfather told me the notes on making lo mein, didn't he say that it was very difficult to enter that thunder sky. Combined with the various practices of Lisa Liu's grandmother and the little Japanese devils later, I estimate that most of them were cursed because Lisa Liu's grandmother didn't find the right place back then. At the moment, I can only rely on my grandfather's "Yin and Yang Outline" to find the right place, which is the dragon's lair. So, we are the guests. Don't think about it! No matter how bad it is, with my brother here, don't worry. ”

Zheng Ping'an didn't have too many ideas at the moment, so he couldn't help but ask more: "This Lisa Liu has that curse and has to go to the Great Black Tianming King, but why are the others?" ”

Li Lingyun squinted his eyes, stretched his body into the pool, leaving only one head outside, and said lazily: "Why? Isn't it all about money? ”

"I think you're just losing money, but it's also true, our brothers have been really poor in the past few years, and their pants are almost gone! By the way, how many bucks did you get from a stall for that ck's panties? ”

"8 pieces, it is said that it is made according to the genuine version! It is the original order of foreign trade! My brother is so big, he has to wear an American number! ”

"8 pieces? Don't you have a big asshole and pull your heart out? There are 20 yuan and 3 pieces in the morning market, and you have to spare me a vest! ”