Twenty-three, it's all money that causes trouble (I)
The foothills of Yunnan stretch and there are many mountain roads, but the two cars still drive very smoothly. In front of the big head Yang Chaoyue drove with Lao Na and Xiao Jin, the speed was very fast, and after driving for a while, Lisa Liu and his party were left behind, and Professor Zhu said vigorously that safety first, there is no need to keep up with the car in front. It wasn't until noon that the tip was resting, Da Tou, Lao Na, and Xiao Jin had been waiting for a long time, and Lisa, Zheng Ping'an, Li Lingyun, Professor Zhu and others arrived. The old man has a bit of the righteousness and boldness of the old residents of Sijiu City, and he has already ordered a table full of dishes, which are hot and steaming, and everyone gets out of the car and washes their hands and can eat after a little rest.
The old man arched his hand and said to everyone with a smile: "I am also a frequent visitor to this area of Yunnan, and even the small owners of the restaurants in this area are familiar with it. It's very nourishing! There's no such thing in the city. Today is a rare opportunity, and I want to give it a good taste! ”
Lao Na said that this wild shop is shabby, but he is not exaggerating, saying that the restaurant is just a roadside open space surrounded by plastic sheets, the area is not large, and there are a few tables in the middle. The table seems to have been soaked in oil for a long time, it can't be wiped off, it can't be wiped clean, the black paint is black, the plates and bowls are plastic, the oil stains that have been in place for a long time can't be washed off, and the left and right are fast, which looks unappetizing. Behind the plastic shed is the kitchen, and then there is the open-air toilet and the restaurant's utility storage, which gives a bad look.
The old man arrived early, and he had finished ordering, and a small stove was on the table, and a pot of meat was boiling in the pot, which was steaming, and there were several plates beside it, with a few pickles and pickles. Zheng Ping'an glanced at Lisa Liu and Professor Zhu with his eyes, and a trace of reluctance flashed in his eyes. But Lao Na was warm and thoughtful, and he was still embarrassed to brush off Lao Na's kindness, so he sat down with Li Lingyun, distributed dishes and chopsticks, and beckoned everyone to eat.
When the others saw it, they also knew that there was no store in front of the village and no store in the back, and it was no better to change the house, so they sat down one after another. As soon as the first mouthful of soup was entered, Li Lingyun shouted first: "! What kind of soup is this, it's so fucking delicious! He exaggerated to fill his bowl with more, especially for Zheng Ping'an for one night!
Although Li Lingyun has exaggerated ingredients and has the heart to raise his face, this hot soup is indeed delicious. Lao Na seemed to have known everyone's reaction, and said proudly: "This soup is full of local game in Yunnan, and it must be stewed for an hour in advance to be delicious!" The key is tonic. Don't look at the development of Beijing and Shanghai, but when it comes to wild food, even a star hotel will be thrown out ten streets by this restaurant! ”
He pointed to the soup in a sea bowl and said that this is the famous dragon and phoenix fight, you use chicken and a unique poisonous snake in Yunnan to stew together, fresh and tender, the chicken is sweet, detoxification and beauty, to fire and aphrodisiac, the most nourishing can not be. After speaking, he pinched Xiao Jin's face next to him a little obscenely: "Xiao Jin's face is half made up by this soup!" ”
Wan Qingping, Ding Kebei, and Su Xiaorou knew that Xiao Jin was Lao Na's male stick, and on the surface, they pretended to be indifferent, and they didn't make a sound, but their expressions were slightly embarrassed. After all, with the current atmosphere, the relationship between Lao Na and Xiaojin is still a bit weird, even if there is a record of peach short sleeves in history, but no one has seen it in real life. Especially Su Xiaorou's heart is full of raging gossip fire, and her curiosity wins, but for the sake of face, it is always difficult to look at people carefully.
Professor Zhu drank a few sips of the soup, and also felt that it was delicious, put down the bowl and said: "It turns out that the ancient Dian Kingdom is located in the southwest, and the soldiers of the Central Plains will not be able to stand the humid climate here when they enter Yunnan and Guizhou, so it is called miasma, which means poisonous gas. Later, it was found that the ancient Dian people liked to use snakes to eat, and used some cool, blood-invigorating and stasis herbs to reconcile, not to mention the delicious taste, but also able to adapt to the local climate. This pot of soup and a table of dishes represent the local food culture, which in turn influenced the rise and fall of a dynasty. We are all northerners, and it is precisely the boss's soup that allows us to detoxify and resist this hot and humid climate. This paragraph of anthropology is in-depth and simple, and it also dissolves the subtle awkward atmosphere of the scene.
Zheng Ping'an also said: "The so-called culture is not composed of this bowl of fireworks in the world. The ultimate bearer of culture leaves without eating ... ”
When the old man heard this, he was very deliberate, and laughed so much that the gums on his big teeth leaked out, and he stretched out his thumb: "If you want to say that a professor is a professor, and an intellectual is an intellectual, this meal of mine has risen to the cultural level." I know you're lifting my old face! It's not just snakes in this pot, there are flying dragons, civet cats, and pangolins, all of which have been stewed for a whole pot to have such a taste. The key is nourishment, this soup is that men can't stand it when they drink it, women can't stand it when they eat it, and men and women can't stand it after drinking bed. Ha ha! ”
Li Lingyun saw this delicious food and drink, no one cared about it, lowered his head and said: "I said that you old boy, Professor Zhu originally gave you this meal higher, you are good, you have been pulled down." Chromatic sex too! I see you seeing sex
! "Lisa Liu and Su Xiaorou are girls after all, and after a few sips of soup, although it tastes delicious, when they think of the ingredients in the soup, they don't have much taste. Then I asked for a bowl of chicken soup and rice noodles to eat slowly, and I was not too interested in this pot of tonic food. Li Lingyun and Lao Na ate happily, and Li Lingyun also kept scooping meat and vegetables for Zheng Ping'an and Professor Zhu. When I was halfway through the meal, I suddenly remembered and asked, "Old man, where is the big head?" Why didn't the big head come over to eat a piece? ”
Lao Na was slightly stunned, and said casually: "The master I hired is to solve the problem of eating by myself!" There is a food subsidy! ”
Li Lingyun "" and said, "Hey old man, I know that your pot of stew is particularly valuable, but we can't finish the things on this table, just eat a little bit of it!" It's a big deal, buddy, I'll treat you again! ”
The old man hurriedly shouted: "Oops! My big brother, it's really not about money, what is money, it's a bastard! This is really my brother's carelessness. After speaking, he hurriedly gave Xiao Jin a look. Xiao Jin is also a clever person, and hurriedly invited the big head over. The big head was quite surprised, thinking that he was coming to toast a glass of wine, but he didn't expect to be immediately pulled down by Li Lingyun to eat. The two of them didn't talk much, and the big head said that he was full after a few bites, and went outside to wait for Lao Na and Xiao Jin. Li Lingyun was not reluctant, he still ate by himself, which can be regarded as covering up this matter. Zheng Ping'an watched Li Lingyun eat a lot of things from the side, and wondered, where did Li Lingyun eat everything, and he didn't see Ya Dayun's body out of shape!
The journey from Kunming to Dali is not far, I ate such a piece of game in the middle, and waited for Dali to be just four or five o'clock in the afternoon, and the weather was still early. As soon as he entered Dali, Lao Na said goodbye to Lisa Liu and his party, and Li Lingyun and Datou left their contact information and separated. Zheng Ping'an looked at Li Lingyun a little unpleasantly, and asked when he returned to the room. I knew that Datou and Li Lingyun were good comrades-in-arms, and I never thought that I would fall into a situation where I drove for others, and I wanted to surpass him back then.
After today, we are going to enter the field investigation of the ancient Dian Kingdom, whether we can find the legendary mirage is the main purpose of this trip, Zheng Ping'an read all the materials, and thought about it for a long time in his heart. In the end, Li Lingyun couldn't rest assured, and his heart couldn't calm down, so he simply went downstairs to find him.