Early the next morning, Zheng Ping'an was dizzy. Li Lingyun wore a tight little panties, stuck it on his crotch, the mermaid line was exposed, shaking his head in front of the mirror, and jumping happily in a concave shape. Zheng Ping'an was so angry that he threw the pillow on Li Lingyun's body: "Don't be stinky and beautiful, hurry up and get some water, I'm dying of thirst!" I've never seen you so stinky and narcissistic! Shameless! ”

Li Lingyun glanced at Zheng Ping'an in front of the mirror, and said with a smile: "You just look at your little bit of breath, you haven't drunk two cups, you are talking nonsense, just like you, how can you expect you to charge into battle and kill the enemy?" Someone else will be able to sell you if they get you drunk, and the water by the bedside will be prepared for you last night! You're fine, sleeping like a pig. It's a big heart! If I hadn't been afraid that you would have died of thirst in the middle of the night, I wouldn't have watered you! ”

Zheng Ping'an took the cup next to the bed, drank it and drank it, and suddenly felt much more comfortable, and couldn't help asking: "Yesterday, when did Wan Qingping come back!" Did you just know who he was connecting with? He looked at Li Lingyun again: "When did you buy such a pair of erotic underwear?" I don't know! Tsk, deliberately strangled De'er so big, who are you going to hook up with! ”

"I came back in less than two hours, and I invited him to have two drinks with me, hey, don't say that the kid is quite able to drink, if he is in the army, he is definitely a good soldier. But it still made me fall down, and now it's a matter of whether I'm awake or not! After speaking, he immediately changed his taste again, and said with a disgusted face: "Look at this called ck, you know no, brand-name underwear, American, a pair of hundreds!" ”

When Zheng Ping'an heard this, he couldn't cry or laugh, and was about to speak to hit Li Lingyun. Li Lingyun quickly put it on, and Zheng Ping'an was stunned: "I've never been so active at home!" ”

Li Lingyun saw that Zheng Ping'an was stunned, thinking that the wine had not woken up yet, and patiently reminded: "You hurry up, you will set off in a while, if you can't eat this breakfast, it's a pity." 5-star hotel, there are dozens of cold dishes alone, dozens of fruits, and you can also fry beef and mutton, tsk, even porridge is several, and what kind of cake, sakima, and cream cake, it's really fragrant, hey. Just this meal, if it weren't for this trip, we would be reluctant. But if this money is earned, my brother and I have to upgrade the concept of consumption at any time, isn't it all about increasing consumption now? , Recognition said, the hotel in Beijing is better than this Kunming! ”

Zheng Ping'an heard this, hurriedly washed up and went downstairs for breakfast. After eating, I saw Li Lingyun chatting with Lisa Liu and a man, and when I saw Zheng Ping'an coming over, Li Lingyun greeted him from afar. When they got closer, Li Lingyun pointed to an older one and said, "This is the boss, a buddy who Pan Jiayuan knows, and he has a unique job of identifying antiques!" Hey, that's not a cover, it's also a model of specialization in the art industry! I never thought I'd meet it here! ”

The person called Lao Na hurriedly shook hands with Zheng Ping'an, and hurriedly said: "Where, where, it's all big guys!" Brother Lingyun lifted me up everywhere, and I was embarrassed! You can call me old! ”

Zheng Ping'an looked carefully, the old man was a copy of a famous director, with buck teeth, small eyes, a knife and a shaved face, willow leaves hanging his eyebrows upside down, and a lewd smile when he smiled. If success or failure is judged by appearance, this must be the master who has failed to find a pit in the sewer. But the so-called people can't be disgraced, and when it comes to this New Year's Day, people who can still mix well in Panjiayuan have two sons. Hurriedly shook hands and greeted each other. The old man pointed to the person next to him and introduced: "Xiaojin, a little brother, follow me to do some small business!" You can take care of it in the future! ”

Zheng Ping'an also hurriedly shook hands and greeted him. Xiao Jin has beautiful eyebrows, red lips and white teeth, a high nose, and dyed yellow hair. Although he is a boy, he has a feminine air all over his body, more like a girl, he doesn't talk much, and his big eyes seem to be able to speak, which is extremely impressive. The key is that a beautiful embryo like Xiaojin and an obscene embryo like Lao stand together, the contrast is too great, and it is very eye-catching.

Li Lingyun whispered to Zheng Ping'an: "I said that as soon as I saw this little gold, I felt familiar. He looks a little like you, but this kid is too feminine, and you look much more normal! Zheng Ping'an didn't listen to any compliments, and kicked Li Lingyun twice with his foot.

Lao Na held Lisa Liu's hand on the side and said: "I am an old acquaintance and old friend with Brother Lingyun, the so-called meeting in a foreign country is a happy event, and today I am fortunate to meet the beautiful Miss Lisa and Brother Ping'an, and I am even more happy, it can be described as double happiness, according to the rules of the old Sijiu City, it is to set a table to celebrate." But unfortunately, it was said that the expedition led by Miss Lisa was about to set off. I've heard all your deeds from Brother Lingyun. Your spirit of helping the Chinese people to preserve and carry forward their culture is not an exaggeration to say that it is the contemporary Bethune, and I myself greatly admire it. I have some business to do here, and we can walk together for a while on the road, I don't know if Miss Lisa will appreciate this face! At noon, I asked me to make an east in a country field shop! ”

Although the old man said that he had an obscene face, he spoke without leaking, you obviously knew that his words could not be taken seriously, but his face was sincere and his attitude was sincere, which made people unable to pull their faces to refuse. Lisa Liu was not familiar with Chinese etiquette, so she looked at Li Lingyun with an inquiring look in her eyes. Li Lingyun agreed with a grin, the old man didn't take advantage of it, and the old man also raised his face for Li Lingyun, Li Lingyun couldn't wait to agree. Lao Na hired a driver here and drove a Toyota Land Cruiser, Lisa Liu was a Mercedes-Benz 9-seater here, and the two cars formed a convoy and headed for Dali.

Coincidentally, the driver of Lao Na's car saw Li Lingyun, and the two froze for a few seconds, and then shouted and hugged each other, the driver was actually Li Lingyun's comrade-in-arms, nicknamed Datou, and his name was Yang Chaoyue. A native of Yunnan, with thick eyebrows and big eyes, has a haircut, dark skin, and is much shorter than Li Lingyun, looking honest and honest. No matter how Zheng Ping'an looked at it, he couldn't see where the big head was, so he had to give up. In this way, the whole team is related to each other. Even Professor Zhu, who usually had a serious face, said: "This is a good sign, our scientific expedition mission will be successful nine times out of ten!" ”

As soon as she got into the car, Su Xiaorou chirped and said: "That Xiaojin is so handsome just now, just like Japanese and Korean movie stars, who should be his boyfriend how happy!" After speaking, he also showed a look of yearning. Wan Qingping was old, and he smiled slightly and didn't speak. Dinkbei on the side said disdainfully: "Cut! What's so good about not being a man or a woman? What a problem with your vision! ”

Su Xiaorou immediately rolled her eyes: "What do you know?" That's called a beautiful man, you are jealous that people's parents are more handsome than you! Now there are such beautiful men in Japan and South Korea, you look at other people's skins, and then look at you? Look at people's eyes."

Dinkbei looked unconvinced and was about to refute. Li Lingyun, who was the last to get in the car, pressed Ding Kebei's shoulder with his hand, and said to Su Xiaoju: "Sister, brother can persuade you, you can't just look at your face these days, you have to look at your temperament and preferences." That little gold is the old rabbit, but I'm not interested in you, don't be wrong in your good years, and delay your good youth in vain! ”

Except for Lisa Liu, all the people in the vehicle showed a surprised look. Lisa Liu couldn't help but ask, "Rabbit?" Is a rabbit an animal? ”

Li Lingyun was amused: "The old one likes men and doesn't like women, the little gold next to him is the little white face he raised, according to the old saying of Sijiu City, Xiao Jin is the rabbit of the old one." ”

Lisa Liu frowned when she heard this and said: "That is to say, Mr. Lao Na and Mr. Xiao Jin are sexual minorities, and it is normal for them to be homosexual, but it is not right to describe them in discriminatory or insulting language." is unacceptable! ”

Lisa Liu preached so seriously, and the atmosphere around her was a little solemn. Zheng Ping'an was about to say something, but Li Lingyun said with a grin: "Words can't be said like Lisa, my Chinese culture has a long history, and homosexuality abounds in history, and the reason why he is described like this is out of a kind of comradely love. , and didn't think to insult them! ”

Professor Zhu also rarely agreed: "Comrade Li Lingyun's statement is very correct, in history, peach and short sleeves are used to describe homosexuality, and the emperors of the Han Dynasty all have male favorites. Homosexuality is not uncommon in Chinese history. Let's go to archaeology, which is also the knowledge reserve we must have! ”

Li Lingyun walked all the way back and sat at the back of the car, and the three seats at the back of the car were all occupied by him. Looking at Professor Zhu who was talking eloquently in front of him, and several students who were taught and a little ashamed, he said in a low voice: "Damn! That's fine. An intellectual is an intellectual! Awesome! ”

Zheng Ping'an sat in front of Li Lingyun, turned his head and said with a low smile: "If you dare to love these days, you will follow the old bastard." I think the old man is absolutely reluctant to raise that little gold, nine times out of ten he wants to support you, hey, why don't you do it, it is estimated that it is more profitable than our project... ”

"The old man dares to think that he is so cold, I don't like it. Ay? You dig a hole for me. ”

Zheng Ping'an saw Li Lingyun's irritable and deflated look, and he leaned forward and leaned back. At the end, he said: "Why do I always feel that it is not right, this has not yet started, I ran into your stick in Panjiayuan, and then met your comrades-in-arms who I haven't seen for many years." Don't you think there are too many coincidences? ”

"Didn't you know five hundred years before and five hundred years later, so you didn't jump the great god and pinch the calculation?" Li Lingyun is too lazy to think about this kind of thing, he wants to come to the soldiers to cover up the water and earth, there is a coincidence, one fist has to lie down in turn, if one fist is not enough, two fists!

"Forget it. Evil with good luck! Zheng Ping'an said slightly depressed!

"Don't say it, your hexagram is quite reliable. This murder is coming soon? Li Lingyun sat in the last row, lazily walked around, and said a thoughtless sentence. Zheng Ping'an's heart tightened for no reason, Lisa Liu seemed to feel something, and glanced back, both of them had some worried looks in their eyes. But the matter has come to this point, and only one step at a time can be counted.

Professor Zhu was talking with a few students, inspiring while talking, and several scholars were also enthusiastically discussing these issues. Li Lingyun was not interested, found a comfortable position, and lay down sideways!