Chapter 206: Breakfast of Love?
Fang Wen returned to his room and slept until dawn.
When I got up, I found that Tang Jia was not in the room.
This dead woman!
He couldn't help but get angry.
Lao Tzu is responsible for protecting you, what's the matter with you running around.
Don't you know what's going on right now? It's really long.
Fang Wen became angry, found the phone, dialed Tang Jia, and found that the other party was turned off.
Fang Wen was furious, this dead woman's ass was beaten less, and he must be beaten today.
At the thought of spanking his ass, Fang Wen's heart fluttered!
Paralysis and paralysis, Lao Tzu was seduced.
Fang Wen hurriedly got up, put on his clothes, brushed his teeth and washed his face.
When I was done, I found a breakfast on the coffee table in the living room.
It's very simple, a piece of bread that has been tested, a piece of fried steak, and a light blue post-it note pressed under a knife and fork.
Fang Wen picked it up and took a look, only to see a line of beautiful small words on it, "Thank you for last night"!
"Thank you for last night?"
This doesn't make sense!
But this girl has a bit of a conscience, and it seems that she has finally figured it out, and it is not in vain that Lao Tzu risked her life to save you.
Fang Wen sat down, picked up the fork and directly tied up the steak, put it in his mouth, and took a big bite.
Knives and forks don't use Eastern and Western languages at all, so it's better to be more direct.
He took a big bite of the steak, and as soon as he chewed it twice, he felt that something was wrong, and a hot sensation in his mouth spread from the entire taste buds, directly into the stomach, and it seemed that even the whole stomach was churning.
Fang Wen turned the steak over and took a look!
You are paralyzed!
How much spicy noodles did you put on them?
A thick layer of bright red pepper flakes behind the steak.
Fang Wen gasped, you are murder!
He stuck out his tongue, picked up the quilt next to him and took a long sip of water.
There was a strange smell in the water cup, and Fang Wen squirted out with a "poof".
This is white vinegar!
It's a special serial set.
Fang Wen was furious, this woman calculated that he was so spicy that she drank water to relieve spicy as soon as possible, and then directly put a cup of white vinegar in front of him.
Although the white vinegar has a strong taste, it may be difficult to distinguish it in a hurry.
Sure enough, Fang Wen was hit one after another.
The most poisonous woman's heart, this sentence is true.
Lao Tzu saved you, and you still do this to me?
Fang Wen was depressed in his heart, he designed a woman one after another, and he was hit one after another, what is this!
I couldn't eat the steak, but I was a little hungry.
I was busy for a long time last night, and I slapped my ass for a while, and my physical strength was not small.
Fang Wen picked up the bread and was about to put it in his mouth, then stopped again.
This dead woman is very vicious, and if there is any mess in the bread, then he will not be miserable.
Fang Wen tore off a piece and found that it was indeed bread inside, and no toxic and harmful substances were added.
Only then did I eat it with confidence.
After just a few bites, Fang Wen felt that something was not quite right, and there seemed to be a spicy taste.
Before he could react, he felt that his mouth was full of mustard smell, and a spicy breath rushed from his mouth to the end of his nose, and then pulled the tear ducts, and the tears fell involuntarily.
"Lao Tzu said that you are an ancestor!" Fang Wen jumped up and smashed the bread on the plate fiercely.
He picked up the piece of paper that Tang Jia left a message and tore it in half, only to find that there seemed to be a line of small characters behind it.
I turned over the piece of paper and looked at it, only to see that it was written: "Stinky rascal, spicy to you......"
"I shouldn't have saved you, let you freeze to death!" Fang Wen roared.
I'm not in the mood to eat breakfast, so I have to get revenge today.
"System, get me something colorless and odorless that is harmless to the body, but can make people feel extra stimulating!"
Fang Wen was really angry this time, he was paralyzed and played with Lao Tzu, see if Lao Tzu doesn't play to kill you!
The system said: ", aren't you here for real, why do big men get angry with a little woman, I think forget it!" ”
"No, Lao Tzu was kind enough to save her, but the stinky Sanba will take revenge, and this revenge will not be avenged!" Fang Wen's teeth clenched and wiped his tears.
"Calm, impulsiveness is the devil knows not!" The system persuaded.
"Impulsive yarn, can you help or not!" Fang Wendao.
"Okay, good, the things you want are actually there, and they are very cheap, spicy is actually a slight burning sensation, not a kind of taste, I just have one thing that is colorless and tasteless and can bring a little burning sensation, similar to the effect of chili peppers......"
"A little bit of wool, the spiciness should reach the level of Thai elephant trunk pepper, or the same as Mexican devil pepper, I don't believe it, there is a system Lao Tzu can't play you?" Fang Wen was furious.
The system was silent for a long time and said, "Lao Tzu is what you used to do this?" ”
Fang Wen said: "Hurry up, don't ink, I still have to find that stinky woman when it's over, running around all day long!" ”
"Ding, the redemption is successful!"
"What is the right thing to redeem?" Fang Wen wondered.
"What you want, I synthesized it temporarily, the effect is absolutely first-class, I didn't think of a name, but according to your standards, it is estimated that your mouth will be on fire when you eat it!" System Channel.
Fang Wen looked at the vial in his hand and said with a cruel smile: "Who said that it was eaten in the mouth?" Lao Tzu made her feel angry today......"
The system was shocked, why are you so vicious!
Fang Wen took the vial and went to the bathroom.
Apply the liquid in the bottle evenly and little by little on the tissue.
And for fear that Tang Jia would find out, he still wiped one from another layer.
After wiping, it was carefully laid out as if it had never been touched.
It took Fang Wen half an hour to get it done, which shows how careful and attentive he is.
"That's it!" Fang Wen was overjoyed, if he didn't get hit, then Lao Tzu wrote the words backwards.
After Fang Wen finished getting it, he was going to call the shadow and ask her to check where Tang Jia went there early in the morning!
Just as I was about to make a call, the sound of the door opening sounded.
I saw Tang Jia open the door and walk in.
The woman's face was dressed in sportswear, her face was flushed, her hair was slightly disheveled, and her forehead was slightly sweaty.
After doing it for a long time, I disappeared early in the morning and went to exercise.
As soon as Tang Jia entered the door, his eyes looked at the breakfast on the table.
Seeing that the steak was bitten, only half of the white vinegar in the cup was left, and the bread was also smashed on the plate.
A good-looking little mouth opened slightly in surprise, this guy was all hit, none of them were pulled, she didn't expect it, it's really stupid!
Thinking of this, she couldn't help but be amused, and she was in a good mood, and for the first time showed a sunny smile and said, "How does the love breakfast taste?" ”
Fang Wen sat on the sofa with a dark face, pointed at her and said, "Do you know that someone is going to kill you, do you know that I am not around, and it is easy for others to deal with you?" Running around early in the morning and don't want to die? ”
Listening to Fang Wen's words, Tang Jia's heart suddenly swelled with an apology, it turned out that he was worried about himself, and he didn't ask himself about tricking him at all, it's not too bad to say that it's a stinky hooligan!
(End of chapter)