Chapter 207: Come on, hurt each other
Originally, Tang Jia was arrogant, if Fang Wen usually talked to her like this, it would immediately arouse the arrogance in her heart, and most of them would reply: "I want you to take care of it!" ”
But today, I tried my best to trick Fang Wen and came back to see his jokes.
He didn't ask a word, but was concerned about his own safety, and he was still very moved when he said it.
Tang Jia stuck out her tongue and said, "Later, I'll ask Sister Juan to buy some breakfast when she comes!" ”
She was apologizing to Fang Wen in disguise.
Fang Wen snorted coldly and said: "Breakfast is a trivial matter, don't run around in the future, even if you are exercising, you have to call me, now the situation is so dangerous, do you think that if it is not dangerous, will you send me?" ”
Tang Jia nodded slightly, and then whispered, "Got it!" ”
She didn't know that she had never shown such a well-behaved expression since she was born.
Fang Wen saw Tang Jia's expression, he lost his mind slightly, a little bit of the taste of tomorrow's flower Qiluo, I don't know what happened to that girl.
Tang Jia said: "I'll go to the bathroom!" ”
Fang Wen almost didn't laugh when he heard this, and he tried to hold back before he said seriously: "Go!" ”
Tang Jia went to the bathroom.
Fang Wen snickered for a while, paralyzing you to make Lao Tzu in a row, don't you have many means?
Lao Tzu only needs to be once, and it will make you unforgettable for life.
Sure enough, it didn't take long for Tang Jia to roar in the bathroom: "Fang Wen, you beast, you can't die well......
Fang Wen couldn't help but laugh out loud: "Stinky woman, let you fix me, it's really easy to mess with Lao Tzu, come on, hurt each other, I have a lot of special means, I can't kill you......"
"Fang Wen, the old lady is going to kill you!" Tang Jia almost lost his mind.
She finished it conveniently, and she didn't think that Fang Wen would make a fuss on the handpiece paper.
I picked it up and used it, but I didn't expect it to be anything unusual when I first used it, and when I was done, I was just about to lift my pants, and I felt that the chrysanthemum was stung by something, and it was a hot pain.
At first, she thought that she had been bitten by some kind of bug, and what kind of bug did she say that the bug was so obscene and attacked this kind of place?
As a result, before I finished thinking about it, I felt that the hot feeling was out of control, like a wildfire burning in the plain, spreading rapidly, and the entire chrysanthemum seemed to be put on a charcoal.
The feeling of pain and burning is exactly the same as the feeling of accidentally breaking a wound on my finger and being burned by the spicy fire of chili peppers.
Immediately, she understood, where there were any bugs, it must be Fang Wen, a bastard, who was taking revenge on her.
This guy is really okay, he actually thought of taking revenge on her from the back door, this is the first time she has seen this kind of person.
Lifting his pants and fastening his belt, Tang Jia rushed out of the bathroom and slapped Fang Wen is face.
Fang Wenyi lowered his head and said: "It's okay to come and not be rude, the ancients all said so, if you just fix me, and I don't fix you, isn't that disrespectful to you?" ”
Hell, is that what that means?
Tang Jia's nose was almost crooked, and she pointed at Fang Wen and said, "Stinky rascal, you remember for me, the girl will return one day!" ”
Fang Wen said "hehe" and said directly: "Dude, follow it at any time, how many of this kind of pediatric methods come, I am not a hero if I am afraid of death!" ”
Tang Jia was speechless angrily, his little face was flushed, and he couldn't communicate with this little rascal at all.
Angry, she shook her head and went back to the bedroom.
Fang Wen sat in the living room and enjoyed himself, chatting with Lu Xue> after more than ten minutes, the doorbell rang, Fang Wen opened the door, and saw Huang Juan standing at the door, still dressed as a man's wife, carrying hot soy milk fritters and buns in her hands.
Fang Wenxin said, this chick is not bad, although she is so angry, she still asked people to bring her breakfast.
Huang Juan was not interested in Fang Wen, and when she saw Fang Wen, she couldn't help but snort coldly.
Fang Wen suddenly felt unhappy in his heart, did the paralyzed Lao Tzu provoke you? Look at Lao Tzu's nose is not a nose, and the eyes are not eyes!
Huang Juan put her things on the coffee table and walked towards the bathroom.
Fang Wen didn't pay attention to her, and directly picked up the breakfast on the table and ate it.
After a while, I heard Huang Juan screaming in the toilet.
Without much effort, Huang Juan came out angrily and said, "Who did it?" ”
Fang Wen looked calm, "Who did what?" ”
Huang Juan was speechless for a while, she didn't know what to say, did she tell him that her chrysanthemum hurt so much?
At this time, Tang Jia came out of the bedroom, wearing a white carved shirt on her upper body and navy blue cropped pants on her lower body, and said with a cold face: "Sister Juan, let's go!" ”
Huang Juan glared at Fang Wen fiercely, only this guy can do this.
At first glance, this product is not a good person, how can it be played?
It's not like a poor dick, and he does such a dirty thing as soon as he comes.
When the two women went out, there was something wrong with their walking.
Fang Wen is looking at Naole in the back!
Huang Juan said angrily: "What are you doing with us? ”
Fang Wen was happy when he heard it: "Are you stupid, what am I here for?" My mission is to protect Miss Tang, who am I not with her? Also, pay attention, man, I'm not interested in following you! ”
Huang Juan almost blew up her lungs!
The old lady is called capable, you know a fart, she is actually called an old lady and a man.
Tang Jia gently tugged Huang Juan.
Huang Juan glanced at Fang Wen fiercely.
The three got into the car together, and Huang Juan drove a BMW X5 out of the community.
Fang Wen sat in the back seat and said, "Why are you going?" ”
Tang Jia said coldly: "Go and record a song!" ”
"Oh? You have a song that is quite good, that is, the sassy rose lewd (harmony) swing (harmony) swing open, that song sounds good! ”
Fang Wenle said hehehe.
Tang Jia endured and endured along the way, and he couldn't help it.
Paralyzed, are you here to protect me or to be angry with me?
"The shyly rose ......opened quietly," Tang Jia said angrily, a good song title came out of your mouth, why is it so annoying.
Fang Wen smiled and said, "It's all about the same, it's almost the same!" ”
Tang Jia almost didn't faint, what is almost, how bad is it?
She didn't bother to pay attention to Fang Wen, so she simply put on headphones and started listening to the song.
Fang Wen smiled "hehe" and said: "Actually, I didn't tell you, if I come to arrange the accompaniment for you, it will definitely be much stronger than those amateur players, I want to harmonize with you to ensure that it is more brilliant!" ”
"Ding, get 40 bragging points!"
"Ding, get 40 bragging points......"
Neither of them spoke, but the bragging points had already been credited twice, which meant that both of them had heard it.
It's clear that I don't want to deal with Fang Wen.
Fang Wen said to himself: "What the hell do your accompaniments sound like, they are completely amateurs, guitar, bass, piano, buddies are all clear, even the arrangement is also a buddy's forte, if you want rap skills, not me to blow, even Jiajia you can't compare to me......"
"Ding, get bragging points......"
(End of chapter)