Chapter 167: Feng Shui Bureau

Wei Xu, this little bull's nose, really said to go, without any souvenirs!

I glanced at Ai Xiaochan a little embarrassed, and said with an embarrassed face: "Wei Xuan has this temper, he will only take things that can be done, if you don't cooperate, you can't do it, then you can only do it." The 100,000 yuan, I'll go back and get it for you, goodbye! ”

"You're so ruthless, huh?" Ai Xiaochan stomped her foot angrily and said, "I promised you, but you stinky fortune teller." You can do anything to me, but you are not allowed to touch my sister, do you hear? ”

"Am I that kind of person?" I glanced at Ai Xiaochan and said, "Do something to a neuropath." I'm not tired of it yet! ”

"Dare to say that my sister is insane, looking for death!" Ai Xiaochan glared at me fiercely, as if I dared to say anything more about her sister's half-word and was going to eat me.

"Since I agreed. Just come and help! Wei Xuan pointed to the black cloth bag and said to me, "You carry this, Ai Xiaochan takes the chrysanthemum and comes with me." ”

Although I don't know what Wei Xu's calf nose is going to do? But deal with the female ghost. Ai Xiaochan and I have to listen to him! We have to do what He tells us to do.

Wei Xu took the two of us to the outside of the villa, and put a talisman on this window, and put two pieces of paper money in that window. Sprinkle some chrysanthemum petals at the door, and burn some incense ash on the ladder.

"Does it work with these things?" Ai Xiaochan asked Wei Xuan with some disbelieving.

After all, Wei Xu just told us to do what he said, and during the whole process, he didn't give us any explanation.

"If you think it's useless, then find someone useful!" Wei Xuan glanced at Ai Xiaochan and said, "If you want to save Ai Xiaodie, then whatever I say, you can do it, don't ask why?" Even if I asked, I didn't bother to explain, and you wouldn't understand it anyway. ”

The calf's nose recognized the real thing. There are really some high-ranking people, anyway, after he said this, I felt that Ai Xiaochan's woman seemed to be bluffed by him.

After finishing the outside, we started to get inside the house.

There are many rooms in the villa, and Wei Xu said that for the sake of safety, each room has to be moved with feng shui and set up a bureau. The overall feng shui situation is composed of a small bureau, and each feng shui small bureau influences and interacts with each other to form the overall situation.

Wei Xu was arranging the small bureau in each room and explained to me there. I heard all the stuff he said.

He was busy until after eleven o'clock, and Wei Xu could be regarded as having laid out all the feng shui bureaus of the entire villa.

Finally, he lit a candle in Ai Xiaochan's bedroom.

"If the candle goes out, something has come in." Wei Xuan looked at me with a serious face and said, "Don't be afraid of that thing coming in, calm down, but Ai Xiaochan and Ai Xiaodie, you have to protect it." ”

"How do you protect it?" I'm a little confused.

"Hug left and right, and hold as tightly as possible. If you really can't support it, Ai Xiaochan, you can help him. ”

After Wei Xuan finished saying this, he put his mouth to Ai Xiaochan's ear. I whispered a few words to her.

I don't know what the little calf nose said, anyway, after listening to it, Ai Xiaochan's face turned red as soon as she brushed it, and it went straight to the base of her neck.

"What are you two talking about? Do you want to keep it a secret from me? I asked.

"You'll know when the time comes, Xiaodao, I'm creating a surprise for you!" Wei Xuan said with an indecent face.

"What did he tell you?" Wei Xuan didn't tell me, so I naturally could only ask Ai Xiaochan!

"Disgusting!" The woman replied to me with these two words, and said, "Don't ask again, I'm angry when you ask." ”

Wei Xu's calf nose. What kind of tricks are you playing? And Ai Xiaochan, that woman, why don't you tell me? Could it be that if she said it, the trick Wei Xu told her would not work?

Everyone has their own little secrets. The two of them wouldn't tell me, and I didn't bother to ask.

Anyway, Ai Xiaochan, this woman is a good person, and she won't pit me. As for Wei Xu, that little calf nose will only play tricks on me at most, and it is absolutely impossible to pit me.

"Hurry up and take a shower and wash me up." Ai Xiaochan commanded at me.

I didn't do anything today, and I didn't sweat much. According to my habit, a simple flush is fine.

Ai Xiaochan asked me to wash up a little, thinking that her body was so fragrant, and she would have to sleep with the two sisters in a while, so she simply gave her a face and washed well.

After taking a shower, I wrapped a bath towel like last night and went to Ai Xiaochan's bedroom.

The bedroom door was closed, and I didn't know that the woman was hairy inside.

"Knock knock!"

I knocked softly three times.

"Knock what? Wait a minute, I'm changing my sister's nightdress! Ai Xiaochan roared fiercely.

Wei Xu's calf nose was sitting in the living room on the first floor at this time, watching Ultraman there without a heart. Anyway, Ai Xiaochan won't let me into the house. I simply went downstairs to talk to Wei Xu.

"Why haven't you entered the house yet?" Wei Xuan asked me.

"Ai Xiaochan didn't let me in, saying that she was changing her sister's nightdress." I say.

"Aren't you excited now? You will be able to share a bed with those beautiful sisters in no time. Wei said cheaply.

"Thrill your size! Am I that perverted? Is it that disgusting? If it weren't for saving Fluttershy, I wouldn't have agreed to your disgusting, perverted idea! I said.

"What's wrong with being nauseous? What's wrong with being a little perverted? It's not that you don't know, that's a powerful ghost who has been cultivating for hundreds of years! If you want to deal with her, how can you do it without some strange tricks? ”

Wei smiled cheaply and said, "I have counted the birthdays of Ai Xiaochan and Ai Xiaodie. As for yours, I know it too. can save them both. Only you. ”

"Just me? So what do you do? I asked.

"Of course I'm here to guide you! Otherwise, you stinky fortune teller obviously has a big move, but you don't know how to use it? Wei Xuan smiled. said: "Of course, if Ai Xiaochan is not here, you won't be able to use your big move." ”

"Why do you have to be Ai Xiaochan?" I asked, confused.

"Fate." Wei Xudao.

"What fate, you tell me clearly." I asked.

"Fate is such a thing. It is destined by God, but God has said it, not necessarily counted. In the end, what is the fate of the two of you, or what is the fate of you and the two sisters. I can't say for sure. Wei Xuan paused and said: "Creation makes people, what I am talking about is God, when I am fine, I always like to tease people." ”

"Can't you explain a little bit of nonsense?" I was speechless.

"Lu Xiannian doesn't dare to explain it to you, how can I explain it to you?" Wei Xuan glanced at me and said, "If you come, you will be safe." You stinky fortune tellers should be transcendent from the world. Your detachment is completely different from the detachment of our Taoists. You have been through wine and meat, and you are not subject to any dogma or constraint. ”

This calf nose, although he didn't say it thoroughly, but my IQ is so high, can I not hear it?

Ignore dogma and be uninhibited. Isn't that the ability to let yourself go as you like?

Such a release will either soar into the sky or fall into hell. My two senior brothers are the latter ending.

There are rules in other professions, but we don't seem to have any stinky fortune tellers.

Bailu first read me as a teacher, and after teaching me how to do it, he kicked me out. But what I do outside, he doesn't care, he doesn't ask.

As for me, I do what I want every day, and I am very happy!

"Hurry up!"

While I was thinking nonsense, Ai Xiaochan's voice came.

"Do whatever you want, don't have any psychological burden." Wei Xuan gently patted me on the shoulder twice and said, "After entering the bedroom, don't think about anything, just sleep well." ”

Go to bed? The one on the left and the one on the right, they are all so beautiful, and they are still a pair of sisters, if I can sleep, it will be really alive and damn.

Wrong! How do I feel that my thoughts at this time seem to be a little free of self and out of control!