Chapter 138: Grandpa
After crossing the Nai He Bridge, you can see those evil ghosts with chains and shackles everywhere being escorted by the small staff of the underworld on both sides of the road, and when they see Shao Yitian, some evil ghosts also make a fierce appearance to scare Shao Yitian.
Black and white saw that this little evil ghost scared the immortal without knowing whether he was alive or dead, so angry that he immediately took out the chain in his hand and hit the evil ghost's body, causing the evil ghost to scream.
The little staff of the underworld who took care of the evil ghosts hurriedly apologized to the two uncles of black and white impermanence, saying that they were not careful.
"Let the immortals be frightened. Black and white impermanence said with a smile.
"It's okay, let's go!" Shao Yitian now just wants to complete the task quickly, and then go home quickly.
At this time, Shao Yitian saw a car passing on the road, Shao Yitian couldn't help but be a little angry, he was also on a business trip on the order of the Jade Emperor, you should always drive a car to pick it up, now let me walk over with two feet, what kind of system.
Black and white impermanence seemed to see the reason why Shao Yitian was angry, and Hei Da immediately explained: "Lord Shangxian is not angry, I was originally going to drive to meet Lord Shangxian, but because our brothers heard that Lord Shangxian was coming to the underworld, they were excited for a while, so they forgot about this stubble, and I really can't help it." ”
Bai Er said, "Shangxian, let's stop a car." ”
Soon, I saw a red car driving towards this side, and Hei Da Bai immediately stood in the middle of the road with open hands to stop the car.
The driver of the car recognized the black and white impermanence at a glance, stepped on the brakes suddenly, and then walked down with a smiling face hunched over.
"I don't know what the two adults are about?" the driver took out the cigarette in his pocket as he spoke, and handed it to the black and white impermanence, who snatched the driver's cigarette from him, and then handed it to Shao Yitian with a smile, and said, "Do you want one from the immortals?"
Shao Yitian shook his head and said, "I don't smoke, you smoke!"
Seeing that Shao Yitian stopped smoking, black and white impermanence still dared to let Shangxian smoke second-hand smoke, so he returned the cigarette to the driver.
Hei Da said: "Borrow your car and use it, you won't have an opinion, right?"
Even if the driver has an opinion, he doesn't dare to let out half a fart, otherwise the cliff will let you get the lunch box in minutes.
"No opinion, no opinion!" the driver quickly shook his head like a rattle.
This is completely forcible seizure, and if this is to be done in our socialist country, the Commission for Discipline Inspection will teach you how to behave in minutes.
Bai Er hurriedly opened the back seat door and said with a flattering face: "Shangxian, please get in the car!"
"Grandson, alas, grandson!" Shao Yitian was about to get into the car when suddenly an old man's voice came from next to him.
Who is screaming here, is there a sense of public morality, calling grandchildren in public...... Wait, this voice seems to be a little familiar, it seems that he has heard it somewhere, and he has a sense of déjà vu, but Shao Yitian can't remember where he heard this person's voice for a while.
"Who is shouting here? Isn't it looking for death!"
"Two adults, that's my grandson, it's really my grandson!" said an old man in his seventies, with his hands and feet shackled, nodding and pointing at Shao Yitian.
The two small clerks who took care of the old man were angry when they saw the black and white impermanence, and they trembled with fright, and said in a trembling voice: "Second...... Two adults, the younger one should be damned, and the younger one did not take good care of the prisoners, and disturbed the adults......"
After speaking, one of the small staff of the underworld was about to raise the whip in his hand and whip the old man.
"Wait!" Shao Yitian immediately stopped the actions of the little staff of the underworld.
Although the small staff of the underworld didn't know who Shao Yitian was, but when he saw that black and white impermanence was so respectful to Shao Yitian, he knew that Shao Yitian was not small, and he must be a big man, so he quickly nodded and said yes, and put down the whip in his hand.
Shao Yitian walked up to the old man and looked at the old man carefully.
"Grandson, I'm your grandfather, don't look at it, I'm really your grandfather, your name is Shao Yitian, right?" the old man said with a smile.
Shao Yitian's grandfather died when Shao Yitian was eight years old, and after his grandfather died, he didn't leave a single photo, so after so many years, his grandfather's face slowly faded in Shao Yitian's mind.
"Are you really my grandfather?" Shao Yitian really couldn't believe it, after all, his grandfather had passed away for almost twenty years, and it stands to reason that he should be reincarnated, why did he still stay in the underworld, and his hands and feet were still shackled, like a prisoner.
"You were eight years old when I died, and now that all these years have passed, why I recognize you at a glance is because your grandfather and I looked as handsome as you when I was young. Also, your father's name is Shao Mingqi, and your mother's name is Wang Cuichi, isn't it? Also, grandpa took you to play cards when you were a child, but you guys were good, and a handful of urine was sprinkled on grandpa's body, so that grandpa and I couldn't play cards. Also, when you were a traitor when you were a child, your grandfather took you to play cards, bought candy and bribed you to tell you not to tell grandma, but as soon as you came home, you rebelled and told grandma about grandpa's playing cards, causing grandpa to play cards on the ground that night......"
The old man said many things in a row, and he was right about them. Coupled with Shao Yitian's careful look, he found that this old man was more and more consistent with the appearance of his grandfather in his memory.
"Grandson, do you remember grandpa?" asked the old man.
Now, Shao Yitian can already be sure that the old man in front of him is his grandfather.
"Remember, Grandpa. Shao Yitian shouted.
"Good grandson, you finally remember your grandfather. The old man was delighted, and grinned as he opened his mouth and grinned as he had lost two of his front teeth.
As for how his grandfather's two front teeth fell out, Shao Yitian still remembers it vividly.
Grandpa loved to eat pork ribs and gnaw those big bones when he was alive, once when he was gnawing on the big pig bones, he made it bigger, and as a result, the two front teeth were loosened, and it didn't take long for the two front teeth to withdraw from the stage of history.
The black and white on the side was uncommon, and he was uneasy in his heart, and just now he scolded the grandfather of the immortal, if the immortal cares, then he will not have good fruit to eat.
"Good grandson, why did you come down too? Alas, you hung up at a young age, this belongs to the untimely death, and your parents don't know what to be sad about. By the way, grandson, have you left a queen for our old Shao family?" Grandpa opened his mouth and asked a question.
Shao Yitian is full of black lines, grandpa, how you are looking forward to your grandson hanging up.
"What are you two still doing in a daze, why don't you hurry up and loosen the shackles for Shangxian's grandfather!" Hei Da scolded at the two small staff of the underworld.
When the two little staff heard this, they hurriedly loosened the grandfather's shackles.
"Grandson, the two adults call you an immortal, are you a god in the sky? Oh, my old Shao family's ancestral tomb is smoking, and there is a god, thank you for the blessing of the ancestors of the Shao family!"
Subsequently, Black and White Impermanence hurriedly apologized to Shao Yitian's grandfather, and when he saw the two big men of Black and White Impermanence making amends to himself, his grandfather was at a loss for a while, and hurriedly said that it was okay.
"By the way, grandpa, what did you do?" Shao Yitian saw that his grandfather was wearing shackles on his hands and feet just now, this must have committed something illegal.
Grandpa said: "Actually, grandpa didn't do anything, but he was caught playing some small cards." Grandson, why don't you tell them and let grandpa go, grandpa doesn't want to squat in prison for a few days, the environment is terrible there to death, and the food is the same as pig food. ”
As soon as he heard this, Shao Yitian knew that his grandfather was not in prison. Moreover, being able to be arrested and imprisoned does not seem to be playing small cards, it must be a gamble.
When he was alive, his grandfather was a card ghost and smoker, as long as he was free, he would play cards, and sometimes he would take Shao Yitian to play cards. Later, when his grandfather died, Shao Yitian's father discussed it with his uncles and uncles, saying that the old man loved to play cards so much during his lifetime, and if there were no cards to play below, how boring it would be. So I bought a deck of cards and put them in my grandfather's coffin, and buried them with my grandfather.
As soon as Grandpa's words were finished, Bai Er immediately said to Grandpa: "Hehe, old man, don't worry, this incident is a misunderstanding, it's our fault, we caught the wrong person, and you were frightened, old man." ”
When Grandpa heard that he didn't want to go to prison, he was so happy that he couldn't close his mouth with a smile.