Chapter 139: Capricious
Shao Yitian called his grandfather into the car and sat in the back seat together.
"Grandson, tell grandpa how you became an immortal? Can you also help grandpa and let grandpa become an immortal too. Grandpa said with a grin that his mouth was missing two front teeth.
Shao Yitian is full of black lines, grandpa, can you take a bite of a grandson and make it like scolding. Also, you don't want to be an immortal, you can be when you want to, you think it's a child's house.
"Grandpa, please call me Xiao Tianxing, don't bite a grandson, it's not good. Shao Yitian said.
Grandpa nodded and said, "Okay, grandson." ”
Shao Yitian Waterfall Khan!
At this time, Shao Yitian suddenly remembered a question, looked at his grandfather with a puzzled expression, and asked, "Grandpa, haven't you ever drunk Meng Po soup?"
It doesn't mean that as long as the ghosts enter the underworld, they have to pass through the Nai He Bridge, drink a bowl of Meng Po soup, and forget all the things in their previous lives. But Shao Yitian's grandfather remembered everything before his death, this is not right! Didn't grandpa drink Meng Po soup?
When Grandpa heard this, he looked at the black and white impermanence sitting in front of him, with an expression of wanting to speak and stopping, Shao Yitian knew that there must be something hidden in this.
Shao Yitian naturally wouldn't embarrass his grandfather, patted Bai Er, who was sitting in the co-pilot's seat, on the shoulder and said, "You come and tell me the answer." ”
Bai Er looked embarrassed, and said with a smile: "Shangxian, this ...... I don't know much about this either, this ......"
When Shao Yitian saw Bai Er's spitting appearance, he knew that black and white impermanence must know the secret of this, but they didn't dare to say it.
"Tell me, it's only in my ears, and I'll keep my mouth shut. If you dare to hide it, then I will report this matter to the Jade Emperor, and he will send someone down to investigate. Shao Yitian is gracious and powerful, so he doesn't believe in the impermanence of black and white and doesn't speak.
Sure enough, when Black and White Impermanence heard Shao Yitian's words, Bai Er immediately said: "Shangxian, I said, I said, I just hope that Shangxian can keep his mouth shut." ”
Shao Yitian nodded and said, "Don't worry, I will naturally speak with all my words." ”
After getting Shao Yitian's assurance, Bai Er told the truth of the matter as it was.
It turns out that Meng Po on this Nai He Bridge is a monopoly entrepreneur, and all the ghosts who pass by Nai He Bridge have to drink a bowl of Meng Po soup, but if you can afford it, then this bowl of Meng Po soup can be exempted, and you can drink a bowl of other soups, so that all kinds of life will not be forgotten. And this matter is already well-known in the prefecture, after all, Meng Po contributes to the GDP growth of the prefecture every year, and Yan Jun and other staff have taken the benefits of Meng Po.
And Shao Yitian's grandfather did not forget what happened before his death, so he naturally spent a lot of money to buy Meng Po and did not drink Meng Po soup.
Isn't it just the collusion between officials and businessmen, it's normal!
"Don't worry, I'll keep my mouth shut. Shao Yitian said.
"Then thank you to the immortals, thank you to the immortals. With that, Bai Er took out a check-like thing from his body, drew a few pictures on it, and then handed it to Shao Yitian with a heartache on his face, and said, "Shangxian, a little meaning, not a respect." ”
Shao Yitian took the things that Bai Er handed to him and looked at it, it was really the same as a check in the world, except that the check was written on the prefectural bank, and the amount on the cheque was one million prefectural coins.
Shao Yitian remembered that when he burned money for his grandfather when he was a child, Ya's dark coins were all worth tens of millions of denominations, and you gave me a million bribes for black and white impermanence.
When Shao Yitian's grandfather saw the check in Shao Yitian's hand, he showed a greedy expression, and his saliva was about to flow out.
Seeing his grandfather's expression, Shao Yitian couldn't help but think, Grandpa, can you have a little interest, isn't it just one million? Later, when I return to the world, I will burn tens of billions of dollars for you, so that you can be so willful that you wipe your ass with money.
"Grandpa, this check is for you!" Shao Yitian saw his grandfather's hot eyes, just like an old bachelor who has been hungry for decades sees a beautiful woman who has stripped naked.
"Really, grandson, your grandfather and I don't read much, don't you lie to me?" the grandfather looked disbelieving.
Grandpa, where did you learn this Internet term, and you use it so smoothly. Also, isn't it just a million Difu coins, which is worth a few dollars, and family affection is priceless.
"Grandpa, what did I lie to you about. Shao Yitian said.
Grandpa put the check in his pocket with a smile on his face, but it looked like a chrysanthemum.
"Grandpa, isn't it just a million? I think back then, I gave hundreds of millions of dead coins that were burned. Shao Yitian couldn't help asking, and at the same time wondered if it would be his grandfather who played cards and gambled in the underworld every day and was poor, so he would be so happy to see a million.
Grandpa smiled and said: "Grandson, you don't understand this, those dark coins burned in the mortal world are not worth anything at all, and 100 million is worth a dime Difu coin." Moreover, this Difu coin can also be used to buy spirit stones, and this million Difu coins can buy dozens of high-grade spirit stones.
Nani? Difu coins are so valuable? At this moment, Shao Yitian's intestines were full of regret. Your sister, after a lot of hard work to complete the task of Bai Qi's relocation, Wang Geqian gave himself a bag of medium-grade spirit stones, and Shao Yi counted it for a few days, that is, more than thirty pieces. Now, Shao Yitian has actually sent out dozens of high-grade spirit stones, and I don't know how many of them are to be replaced by medium-grade spirit stones? Alas! Others are rich and capricious, but Shao Yitian is a sling and a willful handful.
"Grandpa, you see such a large amount on the check, you can't use it up, otherwise the check will be given to me first, and I'll give you a little later, what do you think?" Shao Yitian said in a consultative tone.
When Grandpa heard this, he immediately covered the pocket containing the check with his hand, and looked at Shao Yitian with a vigilant expression, for fear that Shao Yitian would snatch the check away.
"I said grandson, you just said that you gave the check to your grandfather, why did you regret it in a blink of an eye, this is not the style of my old Shao family. Grandpa blew his beard and glared.
"Grandpa, it's not that I won't give it to you, it's just that the amount is too large and it's not safe to put it here for you. Shao Yitian said with a grin.
Grandpa didn't believe Shao Yitian's nonsense at all, and said: "Grandson, don't worry, it's safe to put the check here with grandpa, and grandpa has been in the underworld for so many years, so he is still a little bit of a way." ”
Shao Yitian knew that the check would not be returned, although he had a little regret in his heart, but when he thought that the check was not for someone else, but for his grandfather, his heart became much more comfortable.
"Alright, grandpa, then you have to keep the checks. Shao Yitian glanced at his grandfather's trouser pocket where the check was placed, and turned his head ruthlessly.
"Don't worry, grandson, you can rest assured of that. Grandpa smiled.
"Grandpa, don't gamble. Small gambling is pleasant, big gambling hurts the body. Shao Yitian persuaded.
Grandpa immediately stretched his face and refused to admit that he gambled. Said: "Who said I bet and gambled? I'm just playing a small card." ”
Shao Yitian looked at his grandfather and said, "Don't gamble, just Bo, if you are arrested next time grandpa, I don't care." ”
When the grandfather heard this, he said angrily: "Oh, you unfilial grandson!Ah, if it weren't for my grandfather, would you have achieved what you are now and become an immortal?"
Shao Yitian was confused, he didn't seem to have a half-dime relationship with his grandfather as a temporary worker in the heavenly court, right?
"Grandpa, you're not right?"
"What's wrong?" said Grandpa angrily, "If it weren't for Grandpa, would your father have given birth? If it hadn't been for your father, would there still be you?"
Shao Yitian's head is full of black lines, the logic of grandpa's theory is really linked, there are no loopholes, and he can't seem to find any reason to refute it.
"Grandpa, you won!" Shao Yitian had to give his grandfather a thumbs up in admiration.
"What grandpa won, grandpa is reasoning with you realistically, uand?"
Shao Yitian was simply shocked, grandpa not only knows the current Internet words, but can also come to a sentence or two in English, it seems that the underworld is also advancing with the times, and even old people like grandpa have learned English.