Chapter 430: A Tree in a Tree

Qi Jian's pain is very sympathetic.

He told me that he had severe trachoma in his eyes, and he often wept in the wind and was uncontrollable, so there are a lot of bad rumors in the school now.

"Dude.... It's true... It's so uncomfortable. ”

He blushed in humiliation and almost committed suicide by jumping off the building, and wailed: "What do you think I should do? Don't you know the situation of trachoma, tears flow out, you have to wipe them, right? I wiped it with a paper towel and put it in a drawer, every time I was in class, a classroom could slowly smell the smell, all the students looked at me with perverted eyes, someone finally couldn't help it, stood up and pointed at me, the teacher took the classmates to check, I was in a drawer, there were all this kind of liquid tissues, teachers, classmates, all looked at me in shock. ”

I listened to his complaints, and suddenly fell silent, dripping with cold sweat.

What the hell....

In the crotch of the yellow mud suspenders, it's not but is.

I made up the embarrassing and terrifying picture at that time, and suddenly knew Qi Jian's terrible situation, and anyone else would collapse instantly.

He looked bitter and continued: "Later, I learned to be smart, I went to the toilet, and every class had tears in my eyes, so I immediately ran to the toilet, but the spread became even crazier, because other classmates happened to go to the toilet with me, saying that when they peed next to me, my toilet was full of this smell..... They started saying that I was a pervert, and now I don't secretly go to class to seek excitement, and I can't help but go to the toilet two or three times every class to jerk off...."

When Qi Jian said this, a big man couldn't help but howl and cry.

"I'm really, I can't hold this head at all.... I'm so uncomfortable... They are all misunderstanding me.... He thinks I'm a pervert...."

His crying was heartbreaking, and I could feel his grief and indignation, his shame, that life was worse than death, it was a look of intense despair, his face was gray, and there were angry veins on his forehead.

This devastated his heart quite a lot, as long as a normal person encounters this kind of thing, he has to collapse, right? If it were someone else, it would not even be able to withstand the pressure of the whole school and public opinion to jump off the building, right?

I think Qi Jian is already a very strong man.

"You say I.... What should I do!! ”

As soon as he cried now, two white tears flowed from the corners of his eyes, and the smell was so strong that it was disgusting, and I quickly handed him a tissue to wipe it.

He said that now, his classmates in the school say that he has always been sanctimonious, but in fact, he is a lewd and perverted idiot behind his back, and even said that he began to spread rumors, saying that he used to be on the balcony of the dormitory, holding binoculars and looking at the corridor of the girls' dormitory in the distance, taking off his pants and doing indescribable actions.

All kinds of descriptions, rumors are flying all over the sky.

He has become a recognized perverted exhibitionist in the whole school, a humanoid self-propelled cannon, the joke of the whole school, and every time he walks in the school, countless people avoid it, pinching his nose and pointing at it.

"Please help me solve my problem..."Qi Jian said very anxiously and loudly, "Really! I'm willing to spend anything, and if there's no way, I'll die.... I'll be dead. ”

I looked at Qi Jian's attitude was very sincere, and the situation was bitter, and sighed: This is a help.

I thought about it for a while and couldn't help asking, "Can you tell me, how did your tears come from?" ”

Qi Jian's face turned pale, and he whispered: I offended the mountain god and the heather fairy, so I suffered retribution.

"What mountain god? Sure enough, it's a heather? "I was immediately curious.

"It's the land master." Qi Jian exhaled, as if he couldn't stand the smell very much, and said: I am studying in the city next door, and my home is in the suburban county of the city next door.

The curse of the mountain god?

I nodded and motioned for Qi Jian to continue.

"You hunted and barbecued in the mountains, did you set fire to the mountains?" Miao Qianqian suddenly opened her mouth and asked: "If you do that immoral thing, you will definitely suffer retribution, set fire to the mountain, sit in the bottom of the prison, and let you shed tears." ”

"How dare we, we don't dare to do the burning of the mountain." Qi Jian shook his head again and again.

He was born and raised in the village, he went to college in the city, and went back to help his family in the summer, and he had a lot of playmates in the county, and he had two good buddies who grew up together.

This time I went back, made a few cases of beer with my two old buddies, got two crossbows, and went up the mountain to hunt.

They went to the nearby mountain, and together they hunted a few hares and pheasants, which were delicious and rich, and then they looked for a place to barbecue.

To barbecue, you have to have wood.

They are not very familiar with that area, but when they came, they saw a four-story house under the mountain, there were various tenants in the house, the yard was planted with a large area of heather, and there was a small mountain god stone temple on the back of the house, which was said to be dedicated to the mountain god, planting trees in front and offering temples in the back, which was very exquisite.

So, they came up with a fresh idea: grill it with a heather tree and see if it tastes disgusting.

"The heather flower is also known as the lewd tree essence flower."

Qi Jian wiped his tears and said: "Don't look bad smell and disgusting, in fact, it is a very good Chinese herbal medicine, nourishing the kidneys and dispelling wind, and it can also be directly used to treat rheumatism and bone pain, as well as migraine, I have read a report, saying that the taste of this heather flower has an aphrodisiac effect, it is an arginine oxidation component, if people plant heather flowers around them, and smell that smell for a long time, it can be aphrodisiac, which is very good for people's bodies." ”

I said I understand that smelling a tree can be aphrodisiac, even though it is very disgusting.

Otherwise, so many urban greenery will not choose heather, because its data in all aspects are very good, the only drawback is that when it blooms, the smell is a little stronger, and it is called the dirtiest flower.

Qi Jian continued.

"At that time, a few of our buddies hunted a little game and drank a little wine, and immediately got drunk, so we thought about doing something, chopping a few heather flowers and using them to make barbecue."

I was stunned and said, "How many of you are sick, aren't you?" Chop fresh wood down for firewood? ”

Qi Jian shook his head and said, "I want it to be fresh, at that time, I just wanted to know, will there be that disgusting smell when used for barbecue, and can the grilled food be aphrodisiac?" A few of our buddies sneaked in and prepared to steal the trees, just like our buddies who stole mangoes from the next village for a few hours, exciting..."

When I heard this, I felt that young people nowadays are really capable of doing death, and they are really good at playing.

Qi Jian continued: "We kept walking, in the front yard of this house, it was full of very large heather, very beautiful, the stamens were snow-white and snow-white, we cut off the bark, and found that in the trunk of this heather, there was a small tree, and the white branches in it looked like a slender girl. ”

"At that time, a few of our buddies muttered in their hearts, this is such a big heather, and there is a small human-shaped heather wrapped in it? A tree within a tree? It's very strange, but the wine is really good, I don't care too strange, I just think that this tree must be fine, cut it again, let's pick up the axe, and cut it hard! ”

They swung their axes and chopped them, and the girl tree slowly oozed that strong smell, and the sound of sobbing and screaming was particularly poignant.

Several of them felt excited, and cut the tree in half, like thieves who had succeeded, and ran with their legs excited, carrying the trunk together.

Then go back to the mountain, take the trunk away for a barbecue, and make a fire for the barbecue.

The fire examined the trunk, and the strange wood was full of the smell of that kind of man, especially strong fishy smell, and several of them vomited at the time, and then they drank wine, and their bodies were red and energetic, and they suddenly felt that their lower abdomen was piled up with a belly of fire, which was really aphrodisiac, special nourishment, and hard all over the body.

"And then, it's like what I'm looking like in front of me, the yang energy is very strong and energetic." He said: "Now, my tears smell like that, and the sweat I sweat from running is also the same smell.... Even peeing has that faint smell. ”

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