As soon as Miao Qianqian ran, I stood at the door of the store, looking inside, a fine and dense cold sweat broke out on my forehead, and my back was cold, "This bastard, no wonder you called me crazy to trick me into coming back....."

Really, it's the first time I've seen something so disgusting, and for me, it's even more creepy than the one who caught roundworms before.

"Dude.... Look at my sick ....." The man howled and cried, wiped his tears with a tissue, and came over with small steps.

"Stop, stop!" I was so frightened that I hurriedly retreated, told him to stop, and said, "Brother! Why are you crying so wildly. ”

This lacrimal gland is too developed, isn't it?

I've heard that girls cry when they watch Korean dramas and wipe their tears with a table of tissues, but the man in front of me wipes his tears with a tissue is too disgusting....

And how did he come to my shop unharmed with tears in his eyes?

Along the way, I really don't brag about it, the streets and alleys, the whole street, can start Resident Evil, it can definitely cause explosive sensations and riots, and countless girls are so frightened that they hide their faces and run away.

"I.... I don't want to, I'm the way I am now, it's all because of that girl just now. ”

The man screamed wildly, howled and cried, wiped his tears and said: "Just now I told her that my tears will have a strange fishy smell, she didn't believe it, suspected that she had some kind of inflammation, the corners of her eyes are inflamed, and her tears will smell, so she has to take out an onion and let me peel it off..... I want to smell my tears. ”

Onions?

I was stunned.

Damn, I'll just say, it turned out that Miao Qianqian, the bastard, died, and on the table and in the trash can in the store, there were crumpled white tissues blowing tears.....

As for why there are onions in the store all the time, it is because Miao Qianqian's guy wants to make Xiao Qing'er's tears all day long.

"Look at me....." The man took another step forward.

I stepped back a little quietly, my scalp was fried, I couldn't stand it anymore, pinched my nose and said, "Dude, why don't you look like this....... When the effect of the onion has passed, let's talk about it, and don't talk about me.... Really, this normal person can't stand this strong pungent smell, and please be considerate, you take advantage of this gap to clean up your tear-staining tissues, there is a plastic bag next to it, put it all up, pack it tightly, and then take it out and throw it away.... All right? ”

"Brother, I'm sorry, I'm sorry to cause you trouble." The buddy pursed his lips, nodded, and silently returned to the store, cleaning up the tissues all over the floor.

Whew-

I silently left the door, gasping for air.

Really, I almost died inside, the smell was so strong, and for the first time I felt how beautiful the fresh air outside was.

The smell of heather also reminds me of a good time in junior high school.

Heather, planted in many places, small white flowers, grow beautifully, have a high survival rate, and are green trees that will be planted in many cities.

Anyone who has ever seen heather flowers knows that every year when the season of flowers blooms, there is always a particularly strong smell of fish, which makes people sick.

In the past, our school planted a row of heather.

Filling the campus, every time after the morning exercises, the class lined up to return to the classroom, the smell rushed to the face, very pungent, very smelly, female students blushed, male students also pinched their noses.

At that moment, when I was a student, I was pure.

When I went back to the dormitory, everyone scolded the school for how to plant this sperm tree, and every year when the spring season came, the whole school suddenly became lewd.

There was even a very funny buddy in the dormitory at that time, who didn't know much about physiology, and was very worried that he had a crush on a girl in the class, and whether he would get pregnant while walking under the tree.

This heather, in my eyes, is a special youth memory of the junior high school reading days, but this one in front of me ...... It's a little scary.

I was thinking about it, lit a cigarette, and planned to sober up the taste in my nose, and I had just come back from Zhang Ye with joy, and I was very happy, and I was tormented by this kind of torture in an instant.

I leaned against the doorway and swallowed, trying to get rid of the strong, pungent anti-human smell that I had inhaled from the store.

"The man with a shocked face.... Are you alright? Miao Qianqian popped up from the boutique next door, pinched her nose and looked clever, and said: "Brother Xiaoyou, recently, except for the milking muscle man half a month ago, I haven't met such a disgusting guest for a long time, and the tears shed are really disgusting." ”

I flicked the cigarette ash with my fingertips and turned my head to look, "I said Qianqian, you are a person...... Is there a disease, I have to smoke tears with onions, isn't this a whole myself, what has made my store look like? ”

"I'm not going to die, I don't know, this guy is very subtle, vague, saying that his tears will form an aura, so that the girl who saw him run away frantically, far away from a thousand meters away, I think how can there be tears so wonderful, so I gave him a little onion, spicy his eyes." Miao Qianqian looked frightened, "How did I know that it was such an aura, which people couldn't avoid." ”

I'm helpless too.

This is a misunderstanding, and the outbreak of Resident Evil, people must be vague, a normal person, embarrassed to say what happened to him.

Fortunately, this morning, let An Qingzheng take Xiao Qing'er out to play, otherwise my little girl will be damaged.

In the interval between me and Miao Qianqian's chat, the taste inside was a little lighter.

The buddy stopped crying and packed his things, but the air in the store was still filled with a strong and pungent smell of life inheritance.

Miao Qianqian and I couldn't stand it anymore, so we turned on the electric fan in the store, sprayed air freshener, and then took people to the ten-yuan boutique next door to sit down, handed this buddy a cigarette, and went to taste it.

This buddy is still wiping his tears from time to time, putting down a white tissue that wipes his sticky tears, looking very sad, and saying, "Big brother, look, can I change my luck?" I don't want to be so unlucky anymore to have this aura that keeps people away. ”

I was stunned for a few seconds.

This is not a change of luck at all, but this person is more subtle and embarrassed to say this.

"Can you help me see what's wrong? It must have been in trouble with an unclean evil heart. ”

He reached out and handed me a white tissue that wiped his tears, and asked me to help me look at the liquid on the tissue, I glanced at the picture casually, and immediately pushed it back quietly, "Dude, you really don't need to look at it..... I understand, I understand everything .... Haven't asked your brother's last name yet? ”

This buddy is named Qi Jian, a senior at a university in the city next door.

He snorted and cried, and told us about his tragic experience.

"Big brother, save you, don't let me be discriminated against anymore, I'm in school, countless girls, looking at me with the frightened eyes of a perverted poor dick, all of them think I'm an idiot, a hooligan, and go to class with a strong smell all over my body, and the girls are crazy to stay away, and they don't dare to have any contact with me, for fear of pregnancy."

"Pregnant?"

Miao Qianqian's face was strange for a moment, and she didn't smile.

"Don't make a fuss." I slapped her on the head and told her to settle down and stop chattering all day, this is business.

"Oooh." Miao Qianqian nodded with interest.

Qi Jian continued to complain and said: "Big brothers, let me tell you honestly, I am a very decent person, and my classmates in the dormitory often secretly watch movies together in the middle of the night...... I don't look at it, I'm a person who believes in love, and I always feel that true love is above carnal desire, and I have never used my hands to solve physical problems since I was a child. ”

I nodded, this Qi Jian seems to be quite reserved, quite traditional and conservative Chinese man, just like the "change of fortune" he said, which is particularly subtle, and it is difficult for him to talk about it.

Qi Jian said to us in great pain: "But right now, I have this problem, they are all laughing at me, and they also gave me a name - a humanoid self-propelled cannon, they also thought I was disgusting, kicked me out of the dormitory, and let me live alone in a rented house..... Now, my reputation is ruined, so I beg you to help me, or I'll kill myself, I don't want to be in this disgusting sight. ”

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