"Do you think we're like human traffickers right now?" I discovered this secret after passers-by threw strange glances at us one after another.

"We Taoist people are born with a sense of righteousness, how can we be human traffickers?" Wei Xuan looked at me from head to toe and said, "It's you, a stinky fortune teller, who have learned the skills of being cheated and abducted." The temperament of the whole person is becoming more and more like a liar. If you want to pretend to be a human trafficker, it's all your true colors! ”

Adults don't remember villains, so I don't care about Wei Xu, the villain.

It's almost time for school to end, and the parents at the entrance of the kindergarten are gathering more and more. Wei Xu, who was still a little abrupt before, was not so conspicuous after being overwhelmed by the crowd.

Even if you want to deceive children, you can't deceive parents to pick up, otherwise you will be beaten.

One by one, the children were picked up, and Wei Xuan and I were still keeping watch at the gate.

"It seems that we don't have a chance, none of these children are orphans, all of them have parents." I joked.

"What's the hurry? I don't believe that every little kid's parents are so reliable, and there are always fish that slip through the net for us to pick up. ”

Wei Xu, this guy, is talking nonsense, sometimes he is more accurate than my fortune teller. As soon as he finished saying this, I saw it. There was a little girl standing at the door of the kindergarten with an aggrieved face.

In that case, obviously there are no parents to pick it up!

"Is it okay for her to be innocent?" I asked Wei Xu.

"Isn't it disgusting, people are still so young, you want her virginity?" Wei Xu did it on purpose, and if he didn't take advantage of me, he was uncomfortable.

"It's you who want it, not me." I said.

"It's not good in this place, there are a lot of people, we have to trick her into a remote corner." Wei said cheaply.

"You're going to trick her away? After a while, her parents came to pick her up, what should she do if she couldn't find anyone? I asked.

"It's a big deal to take a taxi to send her back, what a big deal! We just want her to be a child and not a real human trafficker. Wei Xuan said.

"How do I borrow it?" I asked.

"It's very simple, just take the Nine Dragons Pan to her to play with, and see if you can get a little bit of her innocent childishness."

After Wei Xuan finished talking to me, he walked towards the little girl.

"Little sister, where are your parents?"

Wei Xu's level of accosting. It's a notch with human traffickers. After asking this, he probably had to ask his little sister if she ate lollipops.

The little girl didn't overdo it, and ignored him.

"Brother bought you lollipops to eat, do you want it?"

A master is a master, and Wei Xu hasn't mentioned the lollipop yet, so I'll calculate it for him.

"Mom! There are liars here! ”

The little girl ran towards a woman, who was very capable, and a little in a hurry, and looked like a leader.

"What for? Tricking children in broad daylight? ”

A woman who is a leader will not have stage fright. Although Wei Xuan didn't deceive her daughter, she still came over and questioned Wei Xu.

"Am I a liar?" Wei Xuan straightened his waist.

"Like." The woman replied with a crisp face.

At this time, I was already smiling backwards and backwards, and I couldn't close my mouth together.

"You asked me to hook up with someone's little sister, and now my mother is here, but I came to give an explanation, and I was embarrassed to laugh there?" Wei Xu, this guy, pit his teammates, that is not soft.

Obviously, he wanted to deceive the child, so he threw the pot on me with one sentence.

He's good at dealing with ghosts. But to convince people, I have to be a stinky fortune teller.

I smiled and walked over and said hello to the woman.

"What for?" The woman asked me.

"Stinky fortune teller." I said.

"Not only engage in feudal superstition, but also deceive children. Believe it or not, I'm going to arrest you two and go to the police station? The woman said with a straight face.

"Arrest the police station at every turn, the police station is a place for the bad guys, if you want to arrest the two of us, the good guys, and occupy the territory of the bad guys, the bad guys can only endanger society on the street." I said.

"Don't be hippie with me!" The woman glared at me.

"It's okay to be cruel to me, and I don't live with you. If you also put the leader on your own man, I'm afraid you won't be able to live your life. "I glanced at the woman's male and female palaces, and her left three yang was dry, obviously her husband was sulking, and it was a very serious kind.

"Nonsense!" Women don't believe me.

"Whether it's nonsense or not, you can understand it if you think about it carefully." I put my mouth to the woman's ear. Said: "It was like that last night, you men don't care, and you pretend to be a dead pig to sleep." That's stuffiness in the chest and knots in the heart. ”

Brush it up. The woman's face was flushed to the base of her neck. It felt as if I was peeking into her extremely private little secret. I didn't peep, though, I could see it.

"How do you know?" The woman asked me in a whisper. Apparently afraid of being heard by her daughter.

"Didn't you just say that you were going to invite someone's little sister to eat a lollipop? Take it with you and buy it! ”

Wei Xu, that guy, stupid, I have entangled this woman, and he is not moving quickly.

"You're not human traffickers, are you?" The woman asked me.

"Can you run him, can you still run me?" I was speechless.

A woman who can be a leader will not be too stupid in her brain. I'm standing in front of her, even if Wei Xuan runs away, I can't run! Besides, what I just said is really not suitable for such a young child.

"You help me take care of the children, you go to the café over there with me and have a good chat." The woman said.

"Looking at the appearance is to give money to the hexagram, a thousand yuan a hexagram." I said.

"So expensive?" Women actually think it's expensive? I counted Tang Shi, and it was all for six figures.

"There's a cheap one under the overpass over there, and twenty yuan can blow with you for hours." I deliberately looked displeased.

"As long as it solves the problem. A thousand dollars is not impossible. The woman said.

As someone who has ever drunk coffee, I naturally won't be stupid enough to order any more Americano! As soon as I sat down, I generously said cappucciro to the waiter.

"Familiar, huh? You fortune tellers also drink coffee? The woman asked me.

"I eat all the sashimi, do you want to ask for it? There is a shop called Naoi. Aolong sashimi is good. I said.

"It's thousands of meals there." The woman shook her head, clearly unwilling to invite me.

"In the face of a person who can save your marriage, you are reluctant to even ask for a sashimi, you are really a miser, an iron chicken mother." I sighed and said, "I obviously made a lot of money, but I couldn't use it, no matter who your husband was." It's all going to be depressed. Enjoying it too much, that's extravagance, it's really not good. I don't enjoy it at all, I don't understand life, I don't have a mood. Living a lifetime with a woman who has no emotion, it's okay if a man has no ability, and he can endure it. If you have the ability, where can you resist the temptation of the flowery world outside? ”

"He cheated?" The woman asked directly.

"Not yet. But if it goes on like this, it's going to be soon. I said.

The woman was about to cry in anger, and clenched her fists. If her husband wants to be here, if he doesn't beat her, he has to be pinched by her.

"Problems that can't be solved by quarrels, let alone by force. Besides, your husband is at most depressed and complains to a female colleague. You have to be gentle with her. Less fierce, so that he is less afraid of you. With his character, even if a woman sticks to it, he will refuse. ”

I paused and said, "I will make money, but I don't spend my heart yet, and I will take care of my family." There are not many such good men, and it can be said that they can't be found with lanterns. If you don't cherish it. That's okay, there's a whole bunch of women waiting in line anyway. ”

"But I can't be gentle, I don't know how, I know that he has done well enough, but I still like to pick on him." The woman said.

"You are the leader in the unit, and you are the one who picks the subordinates, and people really dare not say anything. Even if you are angry, you dare not speak out. Back home, you are a wife, a mother. I said.

"I see, thanks!" The woman took out her mobile phone and said, "Leave a phone number for me, if my relationship with my husband improves, I will definitely invite you to eat sashimi." ”

"Don't invite me, let's invite your husband to eat! There's a whole bunch of little girls lining up to treat me to a big meal! You've become a child's mother, so don't get into those girls' teams. I said.