Yes, you read that right.

The other party's leather pants were open to the crotch, so that he could even see the color of An's pants.

It's really bright.

"Did I encounter a pervert, or did I run out of a mental patient somewhere?" Ye Dou's head was covered with cold sweat, and he couldn't help but swallow a mouthful of saliva, his little heart fluttering.

His body was so weak that it was difficult to walk, and he didn't have any extra strength in his body.

It can be said that even an ant can't be pinched to death, and if it goes on like this, if you really encounter a pervert, I'm afraid your daisy won't be protected.

In other words, would anyone have a heavy taste and fall in love with a bald guy like himself who doesn't even have eyebrows?

"Huh!"

At this time, the man in the leather jacket and open crotch pants seemed to have noticed something, and said strangely: "You are seriously injured? I will take you to the hospital now!

After speaking, the other party pounced and hugged Ye Dou.

"Hey, I don't want to go to the hospital, let me go!" Ye Dou was anxious.

Because as soon as the other party came up, he hugged himself as a princess!

yes

It turned out to be a special princess hug!

You know, it's always his princess who hugs others, and it's all sisters, but today he was hugged by a man to the princess.

And it's still a man in open crotch pants, and the princess hugs herself.

It's embarrassing!

What a shame!

I really want to find a hole to get into!

The man in the crotch pants tights panted and carried Ye Dou onto a fifty percent tricycle parked on the side of the road, panting and putting Ye Dou behind, and complained to himself: "It's so heavy, is it because I haven't eaten meat recently?"

After taking a deep breath, he covered Ye Dou with a coat to cover the other party's key parts.

Then he hurriedly rode on a tricycle and pedaled, and came to a road: "Don't worry, I'll take you to the hospital immediately, brother, how did you hurt yourself? Was it attacked by some monster?"

"Uh, ah......" Ye Dou replied to the other party vaguely.

The man's feet kept moving, and his mouth kept muttering: "If I hadn't seen a meteor fall here early in the morning, it would have been impossible to find you, and I don't know where the meteor went, and it is estimated that someone was the first to get there, you should have been affected by the meteor, so you were injured......

"Uh......"

Ye Dou simply lay down behind the tricycle, panting slightly facing the sky.

Since he obtained the soul ring, he has never been as wasteful as he is now, and he feels like a sea cucumber who has not eaten for ten years, and his whole body is soft.

It wasn't long before he saw a modern metropolis towering in front of him.

From a distance, the city is full of skyscrapers, and from the middle of the city stretches a road, and many cars of different colors and shapes are driving in and out of the city, along the main road towards the distance.

The tricycle follows the path into the city, surrounded by a lot of traffic, many of the buildings are futuristic, and from time to time you can see various billboards on the road, which are not celebrities, but various people wearing tights and masks.

"Is this a parallel world again? Who are these strange guys? It feels like Song Bing and Seahorse?" Ye Dou looked around, his brows furrowed.

Burst!

Suddenly, a strange sound filled Ye Dou's ears.

Puff puff......

He didn't pay attention to it at first, thinking that it was the sound of the engine, but after a while, he realized that the noise was non-stop.

If you think about it carefully, the tricycle is obviously powered by human pedals, where does the engine come from?

And it sounded like a fart sound.

"Hey, what the hell is this sound of, who's farting?" Ye Dou asked with some confusion.

The man in front of him was silent, and after a while, he slowly turned around and asked, "Hey, haven't you recognized who I am?"

"Who are you?" wearing a mask, half of your face is covered, how can I know who you are?" Ye Dou was very puzzled.

To be sure, this is the first time he's seen this guy.

Well, in fact, this earth is also coming for the first time,

He didn't know anyone.

Seeing Ye Dou's bewildered look, the man shook his head slightly, opened his mouth, shook his head and spit out a long series of smooth words:

"Butt butt!"

"The breath of life, if you are not careful, it will run out. ”

"One day the king of Spain was watching a play, and he smelled a fart and thought it was funny, so he ordered the whole country to fart. ”

"Whoever puts it loud, be the headmaster. ”

"Whoever put the stinking should be a professor. ”

"Whoever doesn't make a sound or stinks shows who has the most backward thinking!"

This one shook his head, the rhythm was quite rap-style, and he looked like he was enjoying it, and then he braked suddenly, twisted his body, straightened his chest, opened his arms, and made a gesture of holding the sun in his hands.

He raised his head and shouted: "That's right, I am the legendary fart man who shocks the sky!"

"Let it go...... Fart man?"

Ye Dou opened his mouth, a little dazed.

The other party was dressed very strangely, he was shocked, and now he called himself a fart man, he was already sure that he was definitely mentally ill.

Proper psychosis!

Fortunately, his brain was fast enough, and he knew that mental illness could not be provoked, so he simply came to cooperate with the other party with full acting skills, and couldn't help laughing loudly: "Are you a fart man?" hahahaha...... Do you know who I am?"

"Who are you?"

Fart Man asked strangely.

Ye Dou was going to get addicted to tricks, a heroic smile appeared on his face, and he said with confidence: "Since you have asked sincerely, then I will tell you with great mercy, in order to prevent the destruction of the world, in order to protect the peace of the world, and implement the evil ...... of love and truth."

"I am known as a pear tree pressed begonia, and the autumn leaf that broke the hearts of three thousand girls!"

He brewed such a strong momentum, and his acting skills were fully open, who knows, the fart man laughed back and forth at this time, and laughed out of the barbell, and said: "Hahaha, man, you have nothing to learn the lines of Ye Pao God, I think you must have watched too many movies about Ye Pao God!"

"I heard that there is a movie recently, called The Legend of Ye Pao God, which has just been released, I heard that this movie tells the life of Ye Pao God, everything has really happened, I plan to watch it another day, you must have seen this movie too. ”

Ye Cannon God?

What the heck?

Why does it feel so similar to the nickname of the Leaf Cannon King?

Hearing this, Ye Dou had an ominous premonition in his heart.

"Ahem, who are you talking about?" he cautiously asked the fart man.

The fart man was asked, and a pair of black pupils showed an incredible color, looking at Ye Dou's eyes as if he was looking at a peerless flower: "Hey, hey, are you mistaken?" Ye Pao God is Ye Pao God, don't you know?"

Ye Dou shook his head, indicating that he didn't know anything.

The fart man was stunned, so he simply pointed behind Ye Dou and said loudly: "Please, big brother, the statue of Ye Pao God has been standing here for twenty years, and you told me that you don't know Ye Pao God?"

Following the other party's fingers, Ye Dou saw that there was a bronze statue more than twenty meters high thirty-four meters away from him.

It's okay not to look at this, but when he saw it, he was stunned, and couldn't help but tremble: "Rub, it won't be so coincidental!"