This seemingly magnificent statue is a statue of a man.

The statue is muscular, strong as a cow, it can be said that the whole body is a combination of pimple meat and tendon meat, so that it is similar to seven or eight points after opening the second gear, it looks majestic and majestic, full of explosive power.

In addition, he unexpectedly found that the face of the statue was also eight or nine points similar to his own, which could be said to be carved out of a mold.

Nani!

Could it be that the so-called Ye Pao God is himself, right?

In order to see clearly, Ye Dou endured the pain, jumped off the tricycle tremblingly, and limped to the statue with all his strength, looking at a bronze nameplate in front of the statue.

There are a few lines of large golden letters written on them.

Ye Pao God, the founder of the new ghost city, the guardian saint, the founder of the League of Legends, was born in a certain year and a certain month and a certain year

Formerly known as Ye Dou, he became a god in martial arts, controlled the thunder, and single-handedly damaged the creatures of the Netherworld, destroyed the Netherworld Passage, and fought for a glimmer of life for mankind...... Stand with a certain year and a certain month

This birthday was the same as his birthday, and the date of his death was the same as the date he destroyed the Netherworld Passage and shattered the void.

You can't go wrong!

He is the god of Ye Pao

Ye Dou was completely stunned.

Originally, the title of Ye Pao King was enough to make his head big, but now he has been promoted to Ye Pao God.

Wait!

This means that this is the original world.

And this statue has stood here for twenty years?

So that means that the time now is twenty years after I shattered the void?

Ye Dou felt dizzy for a while, his steps were unsteady, and he didn't know what to say for a while.

This time it was really a big game, after shattering the void, he not only went to the tomb of the gods in the parallel world, saw the corpses of the gods, but even came to a time and space travel, directly to the original world twenty years later.

Why did the soul ring suddenly give itself a time traveler?

The most important thing is that he was actually promoted to become a Ye Pao God!

Who gave this ghost title?

Just as he was thinking about it, several men and women holding flowers and red incense slowly stepped forward and came to the incense burner in front of the statue.

Then he looked at the statue of Ye Pao God with reverence, and began to bow and kowtow in turn, offering flowers and incense, clasping his hands together, and chanting words in his mouth, as if he was paying homage to a Buddha.

These people bowed and kowtowed one by one to worship, as if they were in the martyr's cemetery, bowing to a certain great man, and Ye Dou shuddered when he saw it.

Brother, I haven't died yet, and I'm so ashamed to be worshiped by you like this.

"Ye Pao God, please bless me for success in the exam and become a hero. ”

"My father has not been in good health recently, please bless him with good health. ”

"Ye Pao God, please bless me to have a few more beautiful girlfriends, and I won't be delayed by stepping on two boats!"

"Cannon God, Cannon God, the hospital checked out before, the doctor said that I was dead sperm and infertility, please give me the strength to get my wife pregnant, by the way, and let Xiao San get pregnant together, please, Ye Pao God ......"

"Cannon God, Cannon God, my girlfriend has been disgusted with me lately, and she is always lying on her stomach, end the battle in five seconds, and ask the Cannon God to bless me, let me regain my strength, and let that little girl skin can't eat and walk around......"

Ye Dou was not in a good state, but his sense of hearing was quite sensitive, and the prayers of a few girls were still normal.

After hearing the prayers of several men, his face darkened.

!

I won't complain about the worship of the girl.

Why do you worship me if you are infertile?

I'm not sending Guanyin!

And that kid who is soft.

Why don't you take Liuwei Dihuang pills and viagra, and come here to worship my dry hair?

I'm not a viagra god!

Ye Dou stood next to him for a while, his ears filled with all kinds of strange prayers, most of which were related to giving birth, finding a girlfriend, exercising in bed, and infertility.

He wanted to hit the wall.

He is a dignified and decaying cannon god, how can he be worshiped like this by future generations?

I feel that these people do not regard themselves as gods, but as the gods of old Chinese medicine and old drivers.

Did you make a mistake?

"And ...... There is something wrong with this sculpture, why is that part of mine so prominent?" Ye Dou raised his head again, only to realize that this statue was very wrong.

Because a certain part of the statue is unusually prominent, it is simply not big, it looks like a tumor cyst, and the size is simply amazing.

Ye Dou lifted the clothes wrapped around his waist, lowered his head and compared, almost rolling his eyes.

The statue is too exaggerated, look at the proportions where is the size of a person, and the elephant is just like that.

It's dirty!

It's really dirty!

Who exactly ordered the statue to be built?

I really want to beat this thing!

At this time, several men and women who had burned incense and worshiped the god of guns walked past him.

When everyone saw a bald man with no eyebrows, his upper body was bare, only a piece of clothing was wrapped around his waist, his legs were also bare, his face was not crying or laughing, his face was full of horizontal flesh tangled, and his face was indescribably fierce, and they couldn't help but shiver.

"Hey, this is the holy land of the new ghost city, and the untidy people dare to come to worship the Ye Pao God? believe it or not, I called the hero to arrest you!"

One of the young men who seemed to be full of righteousness stepped forward and shouted angrily at Ye Dou, looking very unhappy.

"Ah!?Little brother, can't you see it??I'm Ye Dou himself?" Ye Dou looked at the other party and pointed to his face.

Hey, hey, hey,

I'm the Ye Cannon God himself!

Worshippers don't even recognize him?

"Hah, what are you talking about, and you want to call yourself the Ye Pao God for your honor?" the young man's face was full of displeasure.

"Bald, you are not allowed to insult the handsome and dashing Ye Pao God!" said a long-haired woman next to her.

"Yes, bald guy, you're insulting Ye Pao God, we'll call the hero hotline right away. A good-looking girl was also indignant.

Ye Dou immediately touched his head and touched his eyebrows again, and then he reacted.

Where is Ye Pao God, he is a bald head at all.

Now he looks like this, not to mention that people who have never seen him can't recognize it, even if it's his old acquaintance, it's impossible to recognize it at a glance, just now by the pond, he didn't even recognize himself, and he was startled by his honor.

Just when several young men and women were indignant and ready to denounce Ye Dou together, calling on the so-called hero to arrest him for insulting the cannon god, the fart man squeezed into the crowd.

He cleared his throat and said loudly: "Everyone, I am a hero, this friend is injured, his mind is a little confused, even Ye Paoshen can't figure out who it is, please let me go, I will send him to the hospital!"

"You, just a black iron hero. ”

"I didn't expect to meet a Black Iron level hero, which is really rare. ”

"Hey, hey, did you see, he's wearing open crotch pants. ”

"Ha, I heard that every black iron-level hero has something wonderful, and today I finally saw it, and I actually wore open crotch pants. ”

Everyone looked at the black badge on the fart man's chest, and couldn't help but show a strange look, and even showed a look of disdain, and did not immediately let go, but was very interested in the fart man's open crotch pants, and his face was full of doubts.

The fart man frowned slightly, and secretly held his breath.

Burst!

The fart thundered, and a yellowish gas squirted out from behind his ass......

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