Is it that there are rats in the uncle's coffin, I quickly jumped off the coffin board and checked around, the coffin is intact and there is no hole!

It won't be a "dead solution"! I have heard people from the older generation say that when a person dies, if a large amount of urine accumulates in the bladder and is not discharged in time, the urine will be expelled within a few hours or even dozens of hours after death.

Then I really have to push open the lid of my uncle's coffin to see, it would be a pity if the urine stained the shroud.

It's false to say that I'm not afraid, but after all, my uncle is my relative, and if I really have such a request after death, how can I, as a descendant, not serve.

Thinking of this, I pushed open the lid of the coffin with all my strength, and I saw nothing except the smell of rotten wood, and it was pitch black in the coffin.

I turned on the flashlight on my phone, and my uncle's face was as if he was asleep, and he didn't want to be as pale as a dead man, so he put a urinal between his legs, but there was no urine to come out.

It seems that the uncle doesn't want to pee, what's going on, then he can't take the pee!

Forget it, doesn't it say that the dead can't easily see the light? I'd better fasten the lid of this coffin!

As soon as the lid of the coffin was closed, I heard the sound of "coo-dong" just now, so it was possible that the uncle still had urine.

I pushed the coffin board open, but this time I pushed the lid of the coffin, and I noticed something, so I pushed the lid of the coffin open without a sound.

After repeatedly following the steps of pushing open, closing, pushing open, and closing back a few times, I was sure that it was indeed when the coffin board was closed that there was a sound.

Not only that, but I heard the sound of breathing, and it was so real that it was like gasping for breath in my ears.

A gust of wind blew in, sweeping away the surrounding remnants, and most of the top surface of the Nanmu coffin in the pit leaked out.

Could it be that the sound of "coo-dong-coo-dong" has something to do with the coffin?

My two calves couldn't help but tremble, do you want to go over and have a look!

Fearless, I approached the nanmu coffin, and it was from here that I heard the sound of "coo-dong-goo-dong" coming from.

"Corpse!" Suddenly I felt a wet piece in the crotch of my pants, my uncle didn't pee, I peed!

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I don't know how long it took, but when I opened my eyes, my lower body was wet and uncomfortable, and I tried to move, but I felt weak!

"Alas! Finally woke up! My mother wiped her tears on the side, "Are you hungry, I'll stew some chicken soup for you!" ”

"Mother, how long have I been sleeping! "I wanted to get up, but I didn't get up, my throat felt fishy, and I couldn't help coughing."

"It's been a day and a night!"

"How did I end up here?" I wondered, shouldn't I be in the mountains? How can you lie in bed at home!

"In the middle of the night before yesterday, your father didn't worry about you, and in the second half of the night, he said that he was going to the mountains to have a look, and found that he fainted next to the Nanmu coffin, and his crotch was wet!"

"That's it!" I was a little embarrassed, but I did pee at the time, "Mother, can you get me a pair of panties!" ”

"I don't know what's going on, after you came back, you always wet the bed, and I changed three pairs of pants for you!"

"Mother, uncle, he-" I choked up, if it was my father in front of me, it would be okay, my mother was a woman after all, and the voice of the tomb was strange and scary, I didn't know if I should tell her.

"Ao, you don't have to worry about your uncle's affairs, yesterday your father went to the town to invite a shaman, and led the mage up the mountain early this morning."

My mother handed me my underwear, tears were still swaying in her eyes, and she cried and said to me, "When I left you alone in the mountains the last time, I objected, our family is just such a lone seedling as you, that deep in the mountains and old forests, in case you have three long and two short, how can I live back then!" ”

"Mother, don't worry, I'm not doing well?" Seeing my mother's sad appearance, I naturally wanted to comfort her.

"You said you haven't urinated on the kang for a long time, why are you still like this, you haven't married a daughter-in-law yet, if it's if, alas!"

I know my mother's worries, during the four years of college, I was in contact with my parents by phone, I didn't mention to them about my virgin girlfriend, my girlfriend Xiaowei is a good girl, but I am a poor boy from a poor ravine, marriage is not a matter of urgency, even if she wants to marry me, what do I take to marry her!

Then there was a "quack" noise in the yard, I knew that a big goose was going to suffer again, and the aroma of stewed geese wafted all over the house, but I couldn't raise my appetite at all, and I had long lost the interest in eating and drinking after such a thing I had experienced in the past two days, thinking that my father and the shaman might be coming back, and it was not a matter for me to lie in bed all the time!

I changed into my underwear and barely supported myself with my arms, and I felt that something was wrong underneath!

Wow! Another beach!

What's wrong with me? Urinating incontinence again? If you continue like this, you'll have to use diapers in the future?

Quickly pulled out another pair of underwear from the suitcase and changed it, and in order to avoid further "accidents", he also stuffed a towel into the crotch.

When it was almost noon, my father led the shaman into the courtyard, and the two of them set up a wooden table in the courtyard, on which incense burners and candles were offered.

This shaman is primitive, and I say primitive because he has dark skin, a wrinkled face that resembles a gorilla, and his pale hair is about waist-length and has been braided into countless pigtails.

He put a hat with chicken feathers of various colors on his head, and a cloak with chicken feathers of various colors, first lit the incense burner, and poured the rice wine he had prepared in advance into a pottery bowl with a rough texture like something from the Neolithic period.

He hummed and chirped lyrics that I didn't understand at all, holding the pottery bowl in his left hand, and pointing the rice wine in the pottery bowl with his right index finger, playing it up three times, down three times, and the drops of wine sprayed down his long nails to the sky and the earth.

The ceremony was not long, only about ten minutes, and after a while, my father and the priest were sitting at the wine table.

Dad poured wine for the mage with a smile on his face, and he didn't dare to say much, we were all waiting for the mage to speak.

The old man blindly drank wine and ate meat at the wine table, regardless of our anxious appearance, and only slowly opened his mouth after half an hour, "Chickens eat fish, claws chatter mud, the deceased is clear, the living are fascinated, the key is in the last two sentences!" ”

"You mean, the dead are clear, the living are lost? Is it key? I couldn't help but interject in the back, in fact, I was also full of curiosity about Mr. Wu's sixteen words, and I didn't know what they meant.

"Don't interject, little ones." Dad reprimanded me.

"In the past, there were only two ways to solve this kind of thing, either your eldest brother moved out, or the coffin in the ground moved out, the so-called deceased Qing is to see the meaning of the dead!" The old man said with a blank look.

"Then you have to let the people in these two coffins discuss!" My dad said it.

I'm thinking about what kind of joke in my heart, it's common for two living people to grab the stall, but I've never seen a dead person grab an acupuncture point.

"I also told the above just now, and the above said that I still have to ask the person in Nanmu's coffin to see what this person means!" The old man continued.

I know what the mage's "above" means, they are all psychic people, and this "above" must refer to the gods.

"Then we still have to open that Nanmu coffin?" My dad asked.

"Yes, it's a step that has to be taken." The old man nodded.

"When is it open?"

"Of course, you have to choose an auspicious day!"

"You have to choose a day." Daddy's head oozes beads of sweat, I know what Dad means, this is Futian, Uncle's coffin has been stopped for five days, the dead are no better than the living, there is no metabolism, if it drags on like this, Uncle must stink!

The mage was not in a hurry, he stretched out his hand and pinched his fingers to calculate, "It's tomorrow at noon!" You choose a few strong men in the village, remember that you can't choose water life! ”

"Why?" I asked.

"How can there be so many children, why? This is a heavenly opportunity, I can't tell you! My dad gave me another blank look.

I've been thinking about the uncle's unusual behavior, there must be something wrong with that voice, I don't know if I should tell this mage, think about it, or tell my father first to see how he decides.

While the mage was in the hut, I rushed to my father's ear and told me what I had seen that day.

"I said you kid making up nonsense, isn't it, when we go there today, your uncle is lying there well, how can you talk about things, there is no sound at all!"

Dad's negation made me confused, could it be that I was wrong, impossible, obviously this is something I have verified several times, how could I be wrong.

"I look at you, I've been really scared stupid in the past two days, don't worry about your uncle, I'll have to talk to the mage about your bedwetting later, it's really not okay for him to summon you a spirit, by the way, did you pee again this morning?"

"No, no, no, no!" I don't want to be pressed by the mage to recite a spell, I have my own thoughts about urinary incontinence, most of it was cold when I slept in the grass in the mountains the night before, and for this little thing, I still use the trick of conjuring spirits?

"Really?" Dad was a little skeptical.

"Not really." I quickly shook my head.

After a while, the mage returned, and I felt that the smell of on his body had not yet dissipated, and he smelled a little disgusting.

The mage drank for a while, and as he was leaving, he told my father, "Find a good man as I say!" ”

As soon as the mage left, my father and mother discussed the matter of finding someone, and experienced the first thing, eight strong men were not so easy to find, my father and my mother thought of the way to give the big guys more wages, and the first thing they thought of was the strong Qian Laoqi.

When my father arrived at Qian Laoqi's house, he was drinking there, his mouth full of wine, "Open the coffin!" "I'm not going to do that.

Qian Laoqi's first reaction was the same as my father and mother expected.

My father took out two 100 yuan tickets, "This is a day's salary, please give it a trip!" ”

Two hundred yuan, for our village, is a high price, usually the price of 50 a day for work, it seems that my father and mother for the uncle's business, this time it can be regarded as a blood cost.

Qian Laoqi took the money and didn't say much, but directly handed the money to his daughter-in-law, "Go, get me two more pots of good wine!" ”

"Stop drinking, look what you're drinking!" Qian Laoqi's daughter-in-law persuaded.

A wine cup smashed directly into the head of Qian Laoqi's daughter-in-law, "You dead old girl, you still take care of me, do you want me to die early!" ”

His daughter-in-law shook her head again and again, and blood fell directly from her forehead.