Everyone was shocked to see this scene.

Lin Xiang was stunned for a moment, and suddenly a flash of inspiration. He was almost 100% sure in his heart that this was a prank by the Immortal King. He said slowly to the Hades who were sitting next to him, "Brother Hades, you brought us here from this noodle restaurant. ”

Hades nodded, "Yes." ”

"Then why don't you eat noodles?"

"I don't usually eat."

"I saw you eat." Lin Xiang tilted his head and thought for a while: "We used to sit together and eat dumplings during the Chinese New Year, you didn't eat less!" ”

Hades smiled slightly: "New Year's Day, it should be a scene, no matter how much you don't like to eat, you have to eat as much as you like." ”

"I see." Lin Xiang nodded, and then said in a strange tone: "Brother Hades, I don't know if you have found a problem. ”

The Immortal raised his eyebrows: "What's the problem?" ”

"This old woman is exactly like you!"

When the Hades King heard this, his eyes widened: "What you want to say is true, I will immediately go to the hospital in the human world to give myself plastic surgery!" ”

“……”

Ruyi on the side couldn't listen to it anymore, she put her chopsticks down, pointed at Lin Xiang's nose and said, "What the hell are you talking nonsense?" I'm afraid I'm lame! ”

"Oh, I was wrong, it's the same smile!" Lin Xiang hurriedly changed his words.

The Hades King pondered for a while, then suddenly raised his head and asked Lin Xiang, "How did you find out that I have something to do with Yijue?" Do we have any horses and feet exposed? ”

“……”

This means in obedience, they really have a fucking relationship!

"The old woman's name is a must? Could it be that she named the noodle restaurant Yi because the noodles she made were delicious? ”

Hades shook his head: "She is notoriously unpalatable for making noodles, and she is called a unique noodle restaurant because of her name." ”

“……”

"What does that mother-in-law have to do with you!" Lin Xiang asked.

The Hades King glanced at the mother-in-law of the family and said, "She is a special lifeform that I made with my own hands a long time ago. ”

Lin Xiang was taken aback: "Production? Is it the same as a robot? It's not going to be a paper stand-in again! ”

"She is a special life form that will grow old over time, completely following the laws of nature, and is very stable. She was a girl when I first made her. ”

When Lin Xiang heard this, he instantly felt a magical batch, and immediately patted his ass and said: "Hades brother Lu Ziye, he is not only a successful businessman, but also an excellent inventor and life scientist, studying the origin of species, and the world's problems of alien civilization depend on you!" ”

"Do you mean I can still win an international award?" Hades laughed.

"It must be! Brother Hades will also make a life form for me, and just pinch my face like Sister Ruyi. In terms of figure, the breasts should be bigger than my sister's breasts, the waist should be thinner than my sister's waist, and the legs should be longer......"

The more Ruyi listened, the redder his face became, and in the end he couldn't hold back, and in front of the Hades King, he practiced Lin Xiang from skin to bone and then from bone to skin.

The meal was not well eaten. Hades ordered his mother-in-law to come and clean up the dishes.

The mother-in-law immediately bent down, and the head on the bar was hoarse and replied, "Good master." ”

Hades said, "Put your head on quickly." ”

“…… Nice hosts. ”

After the mother-in-law finished speaking, she turned to the bar to get her head.

Lin Xiang looked at the back of his mother-in-law and said, "So old, you have to be five thousand years old, right?" ”

"More than 20,000 years old."

Lin Xiang almost lost his big teeth in shock: "More than 20,000 years old? ”

The Immortal nodded.

Lin Xiang suddenly had a bold idea: "These people in the Three Realms, beasts, could it be the product of the boredom of you old gods?" ”

The Hades King said thoughtfully: "Anyway, the human beings of your generation are defective, with an average lifespan of only seventy years, and their reproductive ability is still very strong, which can easily lead to the filling of the underworld. ”

"Damn, are we defective? Are we really God's clay out? ”

"All I can say is that everything is made by God, and this statement is not groundless, even the oldest gods may have been created by higher-level beings. In fact, I have thought about this countless times. ”

"Is it so suspenseful? Gods like you who have lived for an unknown number of thousands of years sometimes can't figure it out! ”

"There must be a being in the underworld who knows everything, the master of all things. If a very powerful god has something he doesn't know, then he is not the master of all things, but only the better one among all beings. ”

"Cut, are you saying that you are very good and excellent!" Lin Xiang said with a smile.

"yes, what's the problem?" Hades asked Lin Xiang seriously.

Lin Xiang was stunned for a moment when asked, thought about it seriously and said, "There really is no problem." ”

"In fact, human beings are relatively spiritual among all things, and some extraordinary people can even spy on the heavens. But most people's lives are based on the setting of the Heavenly Machine. When is it too big to marry a wife and have children, be promoted to become wealthy, and be born and die. As small as when to quarrel and fight, cold and fever. The Tianji Stone has set up its due trajectory. ”

"There's really such a thing as a trajectory of fate!"

"But some of the Heavenly Machine Stone is damaged, and its fragments are scattered everywhere, so the fate of some people is no longer in control. But it's not wrong. Because others are driving according to the trajectory of fate, those who can't control it will also be affected by the butterfly effect. ”

"It's too mysterious, I can't understand it."

"Let's say you're one of those people who can't control it. You were going to be killed by a brick falling from the construction site today, but the Heavenly Machine Stone couldn't control you, and your life trajectory was blurred. Do you think you'll be able to get away with it? ”

"Yes......"

"The setting of what time your family lets you go out to buy groceries won't change, so you go out. The setting that you have to go through the construction site to go to the wet market doesn't change, so you go through the construction site. The setting of the worker sliding to drop the brick from a height of five meters does not change, so the brick will fall right over your head. Ask for the odds of you being hit by this brick. ”

"It's scary to think about it......" Lin Xiang's whole body was numb for a while, and then his face changed: "It's not right!" Dead profiteer, why are you using me as an example! Phew! Good luck, no taboos! Good luck, eat chicken tonight! ”

"I'm just giving random examples, but of course there are those who can escape the catastrophe."

"How to hide?"

"Prophet of the Unknown."

"Cut, it's the same as the real thing. Looking at the world, how many people can do this kind of skill? ”

Hades shrugged: "Then accept the butterfly effect." ”

"Then can you change the Heavenly Machine Stone at will?" Lin Xiang asked.

"My ontology can."

Lin Xiang sighed: "I finally understand, you have such a big plug-in on you, no wonder the Three Realms don't allow you!" ”

"Maybe."

"Don't say anything, when your real king returns, please change my fate a little more! Even if I die, I want the peony flower to die! Thank you! ”

“……”

Everyone talked about the mountains and finally got to a practical problem.

"Brother Hades, where do we live, can this noodle restaurant accommodate people?"

"Let's get on with the business." Hades Road.

"What? Do you mean we have to go back to Yanliu Lane? ”

"No, it's a personal space for me."

"You took the man to the underworld?"

Hades nodded: "Otherwise? ”

"It's awesome!"

"I'm going to implant the person in this noodle restaurant. Ruyi can continue to do the noodle restaurant business, let's choose a day to open in the underworld. ”

The mother-in-law said respectfully on the side: "Welcome home." ”