"Where the hell are they, Brother Hades?" Lin Xiang felt that he had come a long way.

"Soon, not far ahead, there is a Noodle Restaurant in the Underworld, which is known as the No. 1 in the Underworld, and everyone is waiting for you inside." Ruyi deliberately said the word "claimed" very seriously.

Lin Xiang immediately understood: "The world is declining, and people's hearts are not ancient, how can a person dare to claim to be the first now?" Still a must in the underworld? Then I have to have a good taste, the boss is too arrogant, he dares to call the underworld a must? If the boss had eaten the noodles you made with Sister Ruyi, he would definitely go home to play the buckle farm in shame. ”

Thousands of clothes are not worn, Ruyi said happily after listening: "How can it be so exaggerated as you say, I just have a bit of a talent for making noodles." ”

"Sister Ruyi is the first in the world, no, no, no, it should be the first in the Three Realms!"

"Nothing."

"I'm talking about true feelings! What a real feeling! Lin Xiang said exaggeratedly, his hands naturally grabbed Ruyi's arm, and he peeked at Ruyi's expression while leaning over to get closer, and seeing that Ruyi's expression was not unusual, he continued: "You are the best in my heart." ”

Ruyi's scalp was numb from being disgusted by this sentence, and he was about to scold him back, when he heard someone shouting not far ahead: "Master! ”

Guru?

Lin Xiang was startled, wouldn't he be talking to him?

No way, he realized that he had no acquaintances in the underworld.

When I looked closely, I saw that this person was thin and thin, with messy hair, a pale complexion, and a familiar feeling between his eyebrows and eyes.

"Acquaintance?" Lin Xiang wondered, he was still not sure.

"Master!" The young man shouted again happily, and then pounced on Lin Xiang enthusiastically.

When he got closer, Lin Xiang suddenly remembered, isn't this the Lan Ke he once saved? He was the one who was haunted by spider spirits that day!

Why did this guy appear in the underworld at such a young age?

Could it be that excessive masturbation leads to ****?

Seeing that Lan Ke's posture was about to kill two birds with one stone, Lin Xiang hurriedly blocked in front of Ruyi, and he hugged Lan Ke with a full embrace.

Lan Ke saw that he didn't even hold a beautiful woman, and he didn't give up and was ready to do it again.

Lin Xiang, who was quick-eyed, directly hooked his shoulders and pulled Lan Ke aside and said, "Brother, what do you want to do?" ”

"I didn't want to do anything." Lan Ke pretended to be stupid.

"You dead ghost...... Lin Xiang thought that he was really a dead ghost, so he changed his words: "You pervert!" ”

"Is this your girlfriend?"

"Nonsense!" Lin Xiang flatly denied it.

"Then what's wrong with me giving me a polite hug?"

"Am I not afraid that you will die without a whole body after you hold it? Truly for your good, brother! Besides, if you know someone, you have to hug someone! Rogue or not! ”

Lan Ke nodded: "Yes, I feel in a hazy way that this fairy-like sister has saved me." ”

"Don't mess with relatives......" Lin Xiang thought about it, it was indeed Ruyi who beat away the spider spirit at the beginning. So he hurriedly changed the topic and said, "Brother, why did you die?" ”

"The master didn't know, I was walking down the street that day, and suddenly a wine bottle fell from the sky......"

Lin Xiang couldn't help but laugh: "I see, you order the truth." ”

"What?"

"I didn't say that your skills are accurate, I mean that the bad guy who threw wine bottles has no public morality, and after he dies, he will definitely be sent to the eighteenth layer of hell in the underworld."

“……”

"Hmm."

"Master, you're dead too?" Lanko asked.

Lin Xiang was stunned: "Sort of." ”

"Master, how did you die......"

Seeing that Lanke was about to talk endlessly, Lin Xiang was also anxious to leave.

But two people in the human world can meet in the underworld and recognize each other, which is also a strange fate, Lin Xiang had to listen patiently to Lan Ke's words.

The two were chatting, and the straight Ruyi began to urge impatiently on the side, and glared at Lan Ke fiercely by the way.

Seeing this, Lan Ke was instantly stunned, and said to Lin Xiang: "Then let's do this first, and then let's go to reincarnation together!" The number of my Underworld Bird Talisman is 123212321, and I am always in touch with it. ”

What the hell is a bird charm?

Lin Xiang didn't want to know, he didn't even remember the number, so he promised: "Okay brother!" ”

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A noodle restaurant in the underworld.

The huge noodle shop was empty with only five of them.

The owner of the noodle shop is an old woman with a wrinkled face and a smile, probably because she is too old, so the furrows and ravines on her face are very deep, causing her face to be blurred.

She stood aside and beckoned: "Call me if you need it, and call me if you need to add ingredients and soup." ”

The old woman's voice was very hoarse, like sawing dry wood, and there was a little harshness in the weirdness.

The four of them replied politely: "Okay, thank you, old woman." ”

The family gathered neatly around a table to eat noodles.

Lin Xiang looked at the bowl of fresh and refined noodles in front of him, and couldn't swallow it for a long time, he confirmed again and again: "Can you really eat it?" ”

Hades nodded: "You can eat it." ”

"Why is the soup black?"

"It's probably made of rotten materials from the underworld, and most people in the underworld are good at this."

"Why is the air green?"

"Do you think it's normal for this color noodle soup to be steaming hot? Rot and green gas go well together. Hades half-jokingly.

"Really?" Lin Xiang pointed to the red roots floating on the bowl and asked, "What is this?" ”

Hades explained again: "The tongue of vengeance. ”

When Lin Xiang heard this, he was frightened and dropped his chopsticks directly on the ground.

Seeing this, the old woman hurriedly handed over a new pair of chopsticks.

Lin Xiang said thank you, but turned his face and suddenly found that the old woman who originally had a head had become a headless person, empty above her neck, and there was nothing.

Lin Xiang's frightened chopsticks almost fell again: ", where is your head, old woman?" ”

"Here!" An answer came from the bar.

Lin Xiang turned around and looked, and sure enough, it was the old woman's head.

I saw the head smiling, quietly placed on the bar, and talking to him with his mouth open.

“……”

I can't eat this meal.

Lin Xiang asked for a few holy fruits for Ruyi, so let's pad it casually.

After eating the holy fruit, Lin Xiang picked up the hateful tongue in the bowl with chopsticks and looked left and right in front of his eyes.

I saw that the tongue was thin and long, red and purple, and the roots were a little black.

Sticky and soft, not Q elastic at all.

Where is this like the tongue? It's just a piece of rotten meat.

He Lin Xiang is starving to death! Hungry to a dry corpse! I won't eat this thing!

Then he put his tongue under his nose and sniffed it with curiosity.

But before I could smell anything, the chopsticks didn't hold it steady, and my tongue fell on the table.

That's when a magical scene happened. A large mouth suddenly appeared where the tongue on the table had fallen, and the tongue of hatred was swallowed by dividing it by two.

At the end, the table shook slightly, and the mouth that suddenly popped out said solemnly to Lin Xiang: "Thank you for the reward." ”

The hoarse voice is the same as that of the noodle shop owner.