Lin Xiang took his mobile phone to find Ruyi to solve his doubts.

Ruyi glared: "What is there to doubt?" Someone adds you, and you agree! ”

"I'm just curious, if the dead old monster is advertising on which website again."

Speaking of advertising, Ruyi slapped his head: "Oh, yes, yes, I put our V signal on the post bar last year." ”

"You know so much."

"What is a dead old monster?"

"It's okay......"

"In the past, I took care of all the things of the masters, and of course I sent the advertisements, and these owners would not do it." Ruyi said as she cleaned the table with her spiritual power.

"What do you do every day, there are not many guests who come to eat! You said that you are in business again, and you are doing some work for Hades, and you can do it with Hades, but in fact, your whole life is disabled? ”

"Don't speak ill of the Immortal!" Ruyi stretched out his hand and twisted Lin Xiang's ear a few times and said, "Why is your mouth so cheap?" ”

"Ah~ Grandma let go!" Lin Xiang grinned in pain.

In order to alleviate the pain, wherever Ruyi's hand was pulled, Lin Xiang's head was quickly stretched out.

Ruyi dragged Lin Xiang around three times: "Do you know where you are wrong?" ”

"Know, know...... I'll never speak ill of Brother Hades again! ”

Ruyi snorted coldly and let go of his hand.

Lin Xiang covered his ears and said aggrievedly: "Sister Ruyi, you will bully me!" ”

"You brought it on yourself!" Ruyi clapped his palms, and then crossed his waist and said, "Do you know what it means to deserve it?" ”

"But I like it!" Lin Xiang showed a cheap expression, and without waiting for the wishful attack, he quickly made a portal and fled.

The Thunderbolt Fox Fire just got stuck outside the closed portal, and sparks exploded in mid-air!

——————

Lin Xiang returned to the matter, playing and teasing with poetry.

After the white-clothed angel Zhao Xin added him, there was no movement.

So Lin Xiang didn't take the initiative to speak.

In the middle of the night, just when Lin Xiang was about to dream of Zhou Gong, the news suddenly exploded.

Lin Xiang opened his eyes in a trembling manner,, turned to the side and turned the phone to silent and lay down again.

Being disturbed like this, I became more energetic, and I couldn't sleep after tossing and turning.

The evil spirits and stand-ins in the backyard seemed to be in a game of chess, and they were screaming and screaming like shouting microphones.

Lin Xiang covered his ears irritably.

Poetically saw Lin Xiang get up and jumped on him.

Lin Xiang touched the soft poetry, and said in an instant: "Poetic, can you get a little bigger?" ”

Hearing this, Ruyi obediently nodded his rabbit head and began to get bigger.

"Bigger, bigger!" Lin Xiang jumped off the couch and said with waving his hands.

When the poetry heard the words, it has been changing to a big size, and it instantly occupies the entire tiger skin couch.

When it looks like it's about to overflow......

Lin Xiang clapped his hands: "Stop, stop!" All right! Perfect! ”

He jumped on the couch, slept on Poet's body, and turned over comfortably.

Yes, it's soft and warm.

Lin Xiang's whole body sank into Ruyi's fur, and found a comfortable position to open his mobile phone.

I saw three messages popping up from the V letter.

Angel in white Zhao Xin: Hello.

Angel in white Zhao Xin: Are you there?

Angel in White Zhao Xin: Excuse me.

Lin Xiang wanted to deal with it tomorrow, but then he thought about it, and he couldn't sleep now anyway, so he replied: Yes.

I didn't expect the other party to be awake too.

So the two of them chatted.

Angel in white Zhao Xin: Can you solve the supernatural incident here?

Troublemaker: What a joke!

Angel in White Zhao Xin: ......

Person: Professional! [Yellow Villain Smiling Emoticons]

Angel in white Zhao Xin: Okay...... Haha =_=

Lin Xiang scratched the back of his head, haha your sister! I feel like I'm laughing awkwardly across the screen!

Victim: [Screenshot] [Screenshot] [Screenshot]

Person: See? It's all a red envelope from the owner.

Angel in white Zhao Xin: [Yellow villain's frightened expression] God! More than 10,000?

Person: Right.

Angel in white Zhao Xin: Your house is too expensive! I can't afford it!! Really bothered! [Yellow Villain Goodbye Emote] [Yellow Villain Goodbye Emote] [Yellow Villain Goodbye Emote]

……

Is the other party going to delete the rhythm of a friend?

Lin Xiang deliberately intercepted a large amount of money to show her in order to pretend to be forced, but he didn't expect to almost scare her away......

He hurriedly replied: No, no, no, my family is casual, whatever you want! We aim to help people! Not to make money!

Angel in white Zhao Xin: Not to make money? Is it okay to be free?

If it was left in the past, with Lin Xiang's temperament, he would have agreed to it for the sake of face.

But now, he has been following the profiteer for a long time, and he has become half a profiteer.

So he replied: It's impossible to be free, a point of hard work is a point of harvest, there is a reward for paying, I solve the problem for you, you give me a reward, this is as it should be. Of course, the reward is not much, it is in the mind, and you can do what you can.

Seeing that the other party hadn't moved for a long time, Lin Xiang thought it was going to be cool, and was about to put down his phone.

As a result, the other party replied: Okay!

——————

Pleasant café.

Lin Xiang and Zhao Xin made an appointment to meet here.

The café is dimly lit and plays soft music, which makes it easy to relax.

No, Lin Xiangdu was about to fall asleep with relaxation.

He waited for more than half an hour, and Zhao Xin didn't even have a ghost!

Lin Xiang was about to urge on the V letter, when he saw a short-haired woman coming in front of him.

Chestnut hair, just up to the ears.

Wearing bizarre red earrings on her white earlobes.

Raised eyes, small nose and mouth, and a faint mole on the chin.

I don't look like the photo on my WeChat profile picture.

However, it's normal for art photos to be different from me.

But...... It was as if I had seen her somewhere.

Lin Xiang patted his head with his hand.

What's going on lately? Why does everyone feel familiar when you see it?

Lin Xiang looked at Zhao Xin with a tangled expression, and the memory in his mind seemed to be disconnected.

Zhao Xin also looked at Lin Xiang with a tangled expression.

After a moment, the two of them said at the same time: "How is it!" ”

"Aren't you the little nurse in the ambulance that day?"

"Aren't you that charlatan!" Zhao Xin frowned and replied.

“……”

After being silent for a few seconds, Lin Xiang said incorrectly: "Why did you look good today, you are wearing makeup, right?" Sure enough, girls with makeup and without makeup are two people. ”

"Huh."

"Hey, what's wrong with Zhao Lei'er, have you been discharged from the hospital?"

It seems that the world is too small......

Zhao Xin didn't bother to pay attention to him, picked up his bag and prepared to leave.

"Hey, what are you going? What do you say? ”

Zhao Xin glared at Lin Xiang fiercely: "I have nothing to say to you charlatan!" ”

"If you come here, you will treat a dead horse as a live horse doctor."

“……”

——————

Half an hour later.

Lin Xiang slapped the table in surprise: "Tentacles? You're kidding me! ”

Zhao Xin was unhappy, frowned and said, "I really, really get taken to a wet dark space by the tentacle monster every night!" Not a dream! Not to mention a joke!

Lin Xiang asked curiously, "What are the tentacles doing with you?" ”

“……”

Zhao Xin's face stiffened, and he couldn't bear it anymore and was ready to get up and leave again.

Lin Xiang hurriedly grabbed her arm: "I won't talk nonsense, you continue, you continue!" ”

"That's all that needs to be said!"

"Do you see the tentacle monster clearly?"

"Nope!"

"And how do you know it's a tentacle monster?"

"By feeling!"

"How do you feel......

Lin Xiang tried his best to make his expression look serious, but it still annoyed Zhao Xin.

Zhao Xin smiled and hooked his hand at Lin Xiang, motioning for him to put his ear over.

Lin Xiang did so.

Smack-

Lin Xiang's right cheek was firmly slapped.

When he hit him, he couldn't find the southeast and northwest in an instant.

Zhao Xin glared and squeezed out two words from between his teeth: "Rogue, hooligan!" ”

"Ouch, ouch." Lin Xiang covered his face: "What did I say?" I just want to know more about what happened and the details, do you understand? I don't ask how I know how to help you! ”

Zhao Xin's slap was refreshing, and then the corners of his mouth were hooked and he sat down.

"Ouch, the girls nowadays are too fierce, and they can beat people at every turn!" Lin Xiang didn't dare to ask any more outrageous words, so he had to say, "That...... Is there anything else you'd like to add? ”

"Nope."

"That monster didn't hurt you?"

Zhao Xin shook his head: "No, I heard the old man say before that you have to scold when you encounter something unclean!" So every time that thing comes, I scold at it. ”

"Does this work?"

Zhao Xin nodded: "It works, he just dragged me into a dark space every time, and didn't do anything else, I guess he was scolded by me." ”

Lin Xiang smiled: "This is strange, how did you scold?" ”

"Fuck you, don't let me run into you during the day!"

“……”

"Fuck you, you have the ability to show me your face!"

“……”

"Fuck your mom put you on the operating table for an autopsy! The hands and feet were chopped off and the flower fertilizer was applied, and the organs were sent to the research institute for researchers to engage in scientific research! ”

“……”

Those who study medicine can't afford to mess with ......

Seek the psychological shadow area of the tentacle monster......

Lin Xiang cleared his throat and said, "I probably already understand this matter, so let's do it, you send me a V message with your home address, and I'll go over and take a look at it at night." ”

Zhao Xin replied: "Okay"

"You're so quick to agree, aren't you afraid that I'm a bad guy and plotting against you or something?"

Zhao Xin smiled gloomily: "Even if you come here, my specimen jar is still empty." ”

When Lin Xiang heard this, he hurriedly sat up straight, and said with a serious face: "I can't help it!" ”

"I'm a nurse, not a surgeon, so why do I keep specimen jars at home? Pickles! ”

Lin Xiang breathed a sigh of relief.

Damn, he almost believed Zhao Xin's expression just now.

——————

Back at the event, Hades was meditating on a tiger skin couch.

Lin Xiang was unhappy: "You go back to your room to meditate!" I'm going to take a nap! ”

The Hades King opened his eyes and said, "The dove occupies the magpie's nest, how can it be justified? ”

"What the hell, I don't understand, I speak human words!"

Hades shook his head and lowered his legs from the couch.

Lin Xiang said: "By the way, don't go yet, Brother Hades!" ”

"Huh?"

Lin Xiang smiled: "Ask you something." ”

"When you ask me, you know that you call my brother? Just ask. ”

"There is an old folk saying, when you meet a ghost, don't be afraid, scold loudly, and scold to death."

Hades laughed, "It rhymes." ”

"Ghosts are afraid of the wicked, aren't they?"

"Ghosts are afraid of people and are not evil."

Lin Xiang knew that the Chinese language was broad and profound, and these two sentences seemed to be the same, but their meanings were very different. So he asked, "How do you say that?" ”

"It's literal, if you meet a ghost, just close your eyes and wait for death after scolding!"

“……”

"Still scolding ghosts, why don't you go to heaven."

"What about ghosts?"

"Just ignore it, unless you have a deep hatred, ghosts won't hurt people."

"What about deep hatred?"

"Aren't there many Taoist monks in your yang world who can exorcise ghosts? There are also amulets to ward off evil jade and the like. ”

"How could that work?"

"The real thing must be useful."

"If a ghost wants to harm someone, how much revenge does it have to be?"

Hades couldn't help but find these questions amusing: "Why are you asking this?" ”

"I've been commissioned!"

The Hades King closed his eyes and probed the passage, then opened his eyes and said, "The client may not have encountered a ghost, but a spirit. ”

"How do you know? Did you see that? ”

"In the past, there was indeed a saying that ghosts hurt people, but now there are more spirits that harm people, and the ghosts are all resting."

"Why?"

"Because most of the ghosts are still conscious. For example, I'm a ghost, I killed you, and after you died, you turned into a ghost, stronger than me, I can't beat you, is it embarrassing? ”

"Embarrassing ......"

"This kind of thing has happened a lot, and the ghost won't hurt people after a long time, unless someone wants to harm the ghost, the ghost will fight back."

"Whoever wants to harm the devil, it's poisonous!"

"Of course, some Taoist priests, some earth immortals, and the fox yellow python in the Changbai area may have the idea of beating the ghost."

"Why are they trying to fight the devil's idea?"

Hades has found out, and Lin Xiang's problems are not ordinary at all.

He's definitely a great example of breaking the casserole and asking to the end.

"I'll give you a medal."

"What medal?"

"Naughty Lin Xiang Three Thousand Question Medal."

“……”

After doing it for a long time, it turned out that the Hades were arranging themselves.

Lin Xiang was unhappy: "Brother Hades, hurry up and answer my question, why do those Taoist priests and earth immortals want to fight ghosts?" Don't talk about these things that you don't have. ”

"It's generally entrusted by people, meaning, it's to exorcise ghosts, but in fact, it's just pretending, the ghost circle is so small, most of them know each other, maybe they have drunk and played chess together in private."

Lin Xiang thought to himself, it seems that this formalism can be found everywhere.

"When some unknown imps encounter this, they may really be beaten and scattered."

"Alas, it seems that there needs to be some relationship everywhere."

"Of course, there are also Taoist priests or earth immortals who are real, they want to absorb the aura of the ghosts, and the aura is also a kind of spiritual power, although it is a dark spiritual power, but it is just as easy to use."

"Alas, your Three Realms are really chaotic, and there is no one in charge of it."

"Most of the ancient true gods are asleep, and now they are not very reliable."

"There really is a ...... in charge"

"Now the underworld is in charge of Yama, the heavenly court is in charge of the association, the association composed of seven immortals, no one will obey anyone, and the heavenly realm is also a mess and miasma. They have no control over the world, but mortals have their own affairs. The demons and monsters that inhabit the human world are usually dormant and will not take the initiative to take the lead. In ancient times, there were many demons who troubled the court, and the result was that they did not end well. Everyone saw it in their eyes and remembered it in their hearts. ”

"Then where do you belong in the Three Realms?"

Lin Xiang has been curious about this question for a long time.

Although the Hades King is a member of the Three Realms, he seems to have escaped from the strife of the Three Realms.

It is not necessarily true to say that he is completely detached, because there seems to be an inextricable relationship between him and the Three Realms.

But most of the time, he was like an outsider, just doing his own thing.

What role does he play?

Hades was stunned, he didn't seem to expect Lin Xiang to ask such a question.

Then he smiled and said, "You're asking this question early." ”

"It's a matter of time or time!"

It's clear that he is pretending to be a ghost.

"All the noise in the Three Realms is like a comedy to me, and those who fight for me are all clowns who jump off the beam."

Lin Xiang cut off: "You pretend to be so forced every day, aren't you afraid of lightning slashing you?" ”

"Of course I'm afraid of thunder, so I always bring an umbrella when I go out."

“……”