The fairy Chang'e descended with the holy Jade Rabbit, and the Jade Rabbit said that she was coming to find the master who belonged to her life.

Isn't this a plot that only comes out of fiction?

At this time, the host Gou Jing came to the middle of the stage and said excitedly: "I didn't expect to be with Fairy Chang'e at close range, I feel honored to be here!" My career is complete! ”

Chang'e bowed slightly.

Seeing that Chang'e had no intention of saying more, the dog spirit smiled and said, "Okay, then now we have to ask the little jade rabbit to say a few words." ”

The Jade Rabbit jumped and jumped to the feet of the host.

The host was about to hold up the rabbit with her hand, but Chang'e stopped her: "She doesn't like strangers touching it." ”

"Oh, okay, okay." The dog spirit withdrew his hand, knelt on the ground, and bowed his head to the jade rabbit.

Jade Rabbit jumped into the dog's ear and whispered something.

The dog spirit nodded again and again: "Okay, okay, I know, I know." ”

Then he stood up and announced, "Our cute little jade rabbit already has a favorite owner, and he is one of you here!" ”

The people below were eager to try, and they all felt that Jade Rabbit had chosen themselves.

The old demon of Montenegro at the adjacent table slapped the table and shouted: "The one who chose must be Lao Tzu!" ”

On the side, the snake spirit poured wine and said yes again and again.

Lin Xiang cut off.

One of life's big illusions, feeling that luck can befall you.

He, Lin Xiang, never had this kind of thought, because he didn't step on shit today.

The dog spirit said again: "The little jade rabbit was guided by a dream and learned that his master would come here today. This time she didn't have any hope, but she had just searched with her divine sense, and finally found a familiar taste! Maybe it's the owner she's looking for! It seems that all this is arranged by God! ”

Lin Xiang rolled his eyes to the sky, what age did he still play dreaming?

Where does there be so much bloody plot in the world, it's all the effect of the show.

What is the arrangement of the heavens? The arrangement of the script is pretty much the same!

As a well-known acupuncture host in the Three Realms, Dog Jing is especially good at whetting people's appetites, and he said slowly: "Don't excite everyone, let me talk about a few keywords!" ”

The people below couldn't bear it anymore, and they all said loudly: "Say! Say it! ”

The dog spirit smiled: "It seems that everyone is looking forward to it, the first keyword, male." ”

Lin Xiang touched the Hades King with his hand: "Hey, this host is also drunk, and what he says is all nonsense!" ”

The Immortal nodded in agreement.

The dog spirit said again: "The No. 1 card seat of the underworld style!" ”

At this moment, the eyes of everyone in the audience, regardless of men, women and children, gathered on the Hades.

Most of the youkai expressed doubts, and they had no impression of this young man with a thin body, dressed in a purple Tang suit, and with a pale face.

"Who is this man? Is it a ghost or a demon? The old demon of Montenegro pointed to the Hades and asked.

"I don't know if I know, it's probably a ghost, and I'm still wearing the shroud when I was buried." The snake spirit, who has only been a hundred years old, replied.

"What a shroud, this is retro style!" The centipede spirit at the same table said.

"Whatever he is! Dare to rob Lao Tzu's rabbit! Ask me where he lives! I'll go out and cut him later! The old demon of Montenegro hated and hated.

"It looks like a row, it can't be a fairy, right?"

"Cut, where are so many demon immortals, you should look for every immortal from the demon world!" 【＊＊：pao you】

“……”

Lin Xiang also followed suit: "Brother Hades, it shouldn't be you!" ”

Hades shook his head: "Of course it's not me." ”

"Who else could it be, if not?"

"It's you."

“…… How can it be. ”

Hades put his hands on his chest: "My ugly words are ahead, people can't have pets anymore!" ”

"It's not necessarily me!"

The dog spirit saw the commotion of the audience below, and saw that they all wanted to overturn the No. 1 booth of the underworld style, and hurriedly said: "Okay, everyone, don't be impatient, let me open the portal and invite this lucky audience to the stage!" ”

Lin Xiang was still persecuting the Hades, and suddenly, with a bang, the whole person fell into the portal under the seat, and was sent to the stage in the blink of an eye.

Before Lin Xiang could react, he stood in the limelight.

“……”

Lin Xiang looked at Chang'e with a confused expression, then at Yutu, and finally took the microphone from the dog's hand.

When the dog spirit saw Lin Xiang's appearance, he also hesitated for a while: "Uh...... Next, let's ask this little golden man to tell you a few words. ”

Little golden man, you uncle! I only have color on my face, okay!

The audience looked at this clown with a yellow and purple face and swollen eyes like a fish, and they couldn't help but make a smack.

"Mom, I'm afraid this jade rabbit is not poisonous, right? The aesthetic is too deformed! ”

"Oh my God, it's ugly, I can't compare."

Lin Xiang heard it clearly, he scolded the people who scolded him one by one, and then forced out a smile and began to make an "acceptance speech".

"Ah...... I don't know if this Jade Rabbit kid recognizes the wrong person, but I want to see what Fairy Chang'e looks like more than raising it. Lin Xiang said honestly.

At this time, I don't know who threw up a bunch of holy fruit peels from the stage and shouted: "If you don't raise it, get down, don't delay the jade rabbit to pick a new master." ”

"Get down! ! ”

Lin Xiang looked at this group of fanatics and said in his heart: You are like your mother who is a member of the Demon Sect......

"Ahem, it's not that I don't want to raise it, the main thing is that I'm currently working for others, and my boss won't let me raise it!"

"Get out of here! ! ”

Lin Xiang's words were interrupted again.

Just as he was at a loss, Jade Rabbit jumped on the instep of his feet.

He hurriedly grabbed the back of the jade rabbit's neck and lifted it up, and said to the red eye with black eyes: "Little friend, it's dangerous for you to run around under other people's feet like this, and it's not good to step on you." ”

Yutu looked at Lin Xiang, and his three-petal mouth moved: "I'm not a child, I'm more than three thousand years old!" ”

“……”

Dare is an old rabbit.

But......

This rabbit is really very familiar, and he can't help asking, "We met in the vegetable market?" ”

“……”

"Or have you seen it at the zoo?"

“……”

Yutu also stared at Lin Xiang left and right, and felt that it didn't look like before, so he asked, "Sir, did you go to Kunlun three thousand years ago?" ”

"Uh......"

"Do you remember the covenant of the servant?"

"Hmmm......"

Lin Xiang let out a long oh-oh: "Poetic! ”

"That's right! I am poetic! Master! Does the master remember me? ”

"Oh my God, I was joking, and you took it seriously." Lin Xiang was very excited! It's only been a while, but three thousand years have passed for poetry, and the feeling of meeting again after the chaos of time and space is very magical.

There is also a touch of emotion in addition to the magic......

"Poetry has been looking for the master for a long time."

"Silly bunny!"

Lin Xiang smiled happily, held the poetry in his arms and stroked it.

"A year ago, Poet went to Yanliu Lane to find the owner once, but he didn't find any trace of the owner."

"Poof...... At that time, I was still working as a courier! ”

"Courier?" The poetic tone asked suspiciously: "What is express delivery?" ”

"Nothing." Lin Xiang put the poetry on his shoulder and shook it, just thinking it was funny, he took the microphone of the dog spirit and announced loudly: "I raised this rabbit!" ”

When Chang'e heard this, she hurriedly walked over and explained to Lin Xiang: "Poetry has been living in my Moon Palace for thousands of years, and she has never traveled in the Three Realms. ”

Lin Xiang nodded: "Okay, Sister Chang'e, do you think I look like that kind of person who has no love?" ”

Chang'e nodded: "Like." ”

It must be the pot with this ugly face......

Lin Xiang scratched the back of his head: "Sister Chang'e, in fact, I don't look like this, I'm poisoned, don't think I'm not a good person if I'm not good-looking!" ”

"You...... What kind of poison did you get into? ”

"Poisoned by a 10,000-year-old monster." Lin Xiang hung his head and said, "That force is too toxic, and I am not yet human!" ”

Chang'e gently stroked Lin Xiang's wrist with her hand, and suddenly realized: "It turned out to be caused by the chaos of spiritual power, I will give you a Shun Ling Pill, and you will definitely be cured after taking it." ”

As he spoke, he took out a black pill from his sleeve and handed it to Lin Xiang.

"Thank you! Sister Chang'e is really beautiful and kind! Lin Xiang took the pill, did not doubt it, and took it without hesitation.

No matter how you look at this gentle fairy Chang'e, she is also more reliable than Hades.

After a while, Lin Xiang's body seemed to be transparent, very comfortable, and his appearance slowly returned to its original appearance.

The audience was in an uproar, completely unaware of what was going on, thinking that Chang'e had made Lin Xiang handsome, and seeing that Chang'e had physical contact with Lin Xiang, they were envious and jealous, and they secretly vowed to break the turtle grandson's leg.

Since then, the legend of Chang'e's disguise has also begun to circulate in the Three Realms.

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Troublesome.

Lin Xiang walked around with the jade rabbit in his arms.

One moment it is raised to the top of the head, and the next it is placed on the neck.

Hades sat on the tiger skin and said nothing.

Lin Xiang disturbed the rabbit by putting it in front of the Hades King, thinking that the Hades King would not be angry and die......

I saw the Hades sigh lightly.

"Brother Hades, isn't it just more three-petal mouths, how much can I eat you!" Lin Xiang couldn't help but complain.

"Whatever you want."

"Really?" Lin Xiang said in surprise.

He had been afraid of what he would do if the Immortal King was tough, it wasn't his own territory......

"Don't take it as an example."

"Yes, this is the last one, never again!"

"Not only animals, but also other things can't be brought in!"

"Yay! Know know! ”

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In the evening, Lin Xiang took the jade rabbit to the Ruyi noodle restaurant to ask for the holy fruit.

Ruyi saw Lin Xiang holding such a fluffy gadget in his arms, and couldn't help but overflow with love: "It's so cute." ”

Lin Xiang handed the rabbit to Ruyi, and as soon as Ruyi took over, he frowned and said, "How can this rabbit have spiritual power?" ”

She took a closer look and found that the rabbit in her hand was not an ordinary rabbit in the mortal world.

"Sister Ruyi, this is Kunlun Rabbit, and her name is Poetic."

"I see, I said that the spiritual power is so strong, it turned out to be a Kunlun beast."

"Is such a small rabbit a strange beast?" Lin Xiang couldn't help but ask curiously.

At this time, Poetic opened her mouth to speak, and she said softly: "Master, now I am in my initial form, and I can be beastly shown to my master." ”

As she spoke, she jumped from Ruyi's hand and landed on the ground, getting bigger and bigger......

Seeing that the rabbit's head was round and fluffy, it was about to catch up with Lin Xiang's head, and he could wash it in the next pot.

Lin Xiang waved his hand again and again: "Poetic, don't don't, hurry up and accept your magical powers!" ”

Hearing this, he stopped getting bigger, raised his head and said to Lin Xiang: "Master, ride up, I'll take you out for a wild run." ”

"Let's take a few bars, if the boss of Yanliu Lane who sells braised meat sees me riding such a big rabbit, he will catch you back at the risk of death."

"What are you doing with it?" Poetic asked.

"Catch it back, wash it and pluck it out of the pot."

"Why? Why pluck my hair? ”

Lin Xiang soothed: "Don't pull it out, don't pull it out, you quickly change back!" ”

Ruyi asked on the side: "The name of this little Kunlun rabbit is poetic?" ”

Lin Xiang nodded: "How is it, did I feel very cultured when I gave it?" ”

Ruyi slapped Lin Xiang the back of the head, wanting to scold two swear words happily, but the poetry was present, and it was not easy to speak. I had to pour out a bunch of holy fruits from Qiankun's sleeve and put them on the table: "Take the holy fruits and get out quickly, don't starve the rabbit three times a day, you won't raise it, I'll raise it for you!" ”

Lin Xiang held the holy fruit in his hand and said, "Sister Ruyi is still loving, and the Hades King won't let me raise it." ”

Ruyi clenched his fists: "Don't say that the Hades Lord is not!" ”

"Okay."

Lin Xiang happily hugged the poetry and the fruit and returned to the people.

He lay on the tiger skin, put the poetry on the pillow, and ate the holy fruit with the poetry.

I unconsciously remembered the poetic transformation into a human form.

The watery hair......

Crystal clear skin......

Moist little mouth......

Lin Xiang shook his head.

What do you think? That's a dream! It's a dream!

He crossed Erlang's legs and opened his phone boredly, ready to look at things.

I found out that there was a friend application that was not processed.

It's strange, although the person V letter has many friends, they are all added before, and since Lin Xiang took over this V letter, it is the first time that I have seen someone apply to add friends.

I added it a day ago.

It is estimated that I was playing at the fairy queen bar at the time, and I didn't notice it.

The other party's V letter nickname is: Zhao Xin, the angel in white.

Zhao Xin?

It should be a man by this name.

Lin Xiang clicked on the other party's avatar to enlarge.

Oh, female.

Although it is an airport, the nurse's hat covers most of her head, but her eyebrows and eyes are delicate, and she looks like a girl.

The other party is added by searching for a WeChat ID.

It's weird.

I guess it's a new customer who thinks Ling's introduction.

Lin Xiang accepted the friend request.