Hades is sleepy and sleeps seven days every other month.

"How can he sleep like this?" Lin Xiang asked while eating noodles: "I can't wake up even when I scream." ”

"I can't call it!" Ruyi leaned over: "The master needs to rest and replenish his spiritual power." ”

"It's just the meaning of charging, the battery is so not durable."

"The master was not like this before, back then the master was the strongest god, and there was no enemy in heaven and earth."

"A good man doesn't mention the courage of the year."

"It's not because of that person!" Ruyi's eyes flashed with a fine light: "The lackey of the heavenly realm!" ”

"Huh?"

"You don't understand."

"If you don't understand, you don't understand, give me a plate of cold dishes, put more peanuts and roasted eggplants, and more vinegar."

"It's really delicious." Ruyi disliked.

"It's a blessing to be able to eat." Lin Xiang smiled: "Do you like that kind of weak and can't help the wind?" ”

"You don't see much strength." Ruyi put the plate containing cold vegetables heavily in front of Lin Xiang.

"You don't understand, I'm called wearing clothes to look thin, and undressing has flesh." Lin Xiang lifted his shirt and exposed his abdomen: "Look, abdominal muscles!" Mermaid line! Shark line! ”

“……”

"With my body, I can't eat fat, how good."

"Disgusting, sick in the brain!" Ruyi scolded him and went to the back kitchen by himself.

"It doesn't make sense to talk to customers like that."

——————

Hades woke up punctually after seven days and meditated on the tiger's skin.

Lin Xiang approached little by little, ready to scare the other party.

As soon as he leaned in front of his face, Hades opened his eyes.

For a moment, Lin Xiang felt that he had seen a pair of dead people's eyes.

Grayish-yellow, cloudy, swirling bottomless.

"Ahh Lin Xiang jumped up in fright.

"What's wrong?" Hades' pupils rolled down from their eye sockets.

"What's the matter with your eyes?"

"Probably because of the Eye of Chaos."

"What's that?"

"Pangu's right eye."

"Pangu?" Lin Xiang said disdainfully: "I have seen mythological stories, Pangu opened the world, the body turned into everything, the exhalation turned into wind and clouds, the voice turned into thunder, the left eye became a radiant sun, the right eye became a bright and pure white moon, the muscles are three mountains and five mountains, the blood is a rushing river, the muscles are vertical and horizontal avenues, the skin is thousands of acres of fertile fields, and the sweat becomes the rain and dew that nourishes all things." ”

Hades smiled slightly: "I understand a lot." ”

"That's right, or else you'll be pretending to be again." Lin Xiang was triumphant.

"But you don't know that Pangu's right eye is split in two, right?" The Hades King seems to have a preference for attacking Lin Xiang, and he always has to sell everything in front of him.

"You're a liar!"

"Pangu is dedicated, the way of heaven is pure, the earth is virtuous, and the personnel are peaceful. But how could he have anticipated what future generations would do with his body? ”

"What do you mean?"

"Pangu's left eye turns into yang, while his right eye is divided into two, half of which is the moon in the sky, and the other half is used to monitor and protect himself. For thousands of years, human beings have long forgotten the ancient precepts, acted recklessly, destroyed forests and logged trees, and discharged pollutants and turbidity. It was Pangu Tianzun's body that was destroyed. If I hadn't subdued the other half of my right eye earlier, the water would have spread and the sky would have cracked. ”

"Floods and earthquakes, you say?"

"That's what mortals call it."

"I don't believe it, earthquakes are formed by tectonic plate movements."

"People in the yang world like to deceive themselves, and I am convinced of this."

“……”

"Isn't it?" Hades smiled.

"Then Brother Hades, don't you want to save the masses?"

"People are made of mud, they are born dirty, cause and effect are rewarded, and if they do something wrong, they will be punished accordingly. I'm just trying to find a way to reduce the punishment. ”

"Wouldn't it be better if there were no natural and man-made disasters?" Lin Xiang said.

"All things are negative yin and yang, and have their own derivative laws, always dead and always born. Everything will reappear after it is extinct, and it will disappear again after it appears. How can the reincarnation of heaven intervene? And as far as I know, humans have changed countless times. ”

"How do you know that?" Lin Xiang had long been curious, the Hades King looked young, and from the eyes of the world, he was in his early twenties. Why do you understand everything.

"The Heavenly Machine Stone is on me, although there are still a few fragments falling in the world, but the main body is on me. I know all the secrets of the Three Realms."

"You...... Are you Ye Liangchen? ”

"Who is Ye Liangchen?"

"I'm Ye Liangchen, I'm a local......" Lin Xiang gave the Hades King a paragraph.

“……”

"To get back to the point, I'm going to go out on errands, and I'm probably going to have to leave for a while."

"Don't I have to go?"

"This time the situation is special, I can't take you, you must give me a good look at the store."

"Is there any money to be made this time?"

Immortal shook his head.

Lin Xiang sighed: "I'll show you the store, but such a big store is empty and unpopular, terrible and boring." ”

Why don't you call Ruyi over to accompany me.

Lin Xiang had a wishful thinking in his heart.

"Then I'll set up a stand-in to accompany you?" Hades heartily proposed.

"Are you going to let me die?"

"Pierce the type you like."

"Slow down and don't send it!"

——————

Lin Xiang came to the Ruyi noodle restaurant.

If he heard him, he shouted, "Didn't you just eat it?" ”

"I'm hungry again."

Ruyi saw that there were other guests, so she didn't bother to argue with her, and brought out a bowl of noodles from the kitchen.

"Eat."

Lin Xiang took a bite and felt that it was not as delicious as before.

"Ruyi, you can't do it blindly when there are many people, it tastes the same as brushing pot water."

"You! Get out of here after you've eaten! ”

"Ruyi~" Lin Xiang put down the chopsticks: "The Hades King is gone, I sleep alone, people are afraid, you come over to accompany me at night." ”

"I'll accompany you now, I can't accompany you!" Ruyi scolded while pulling Lin Xiang's ears.

"Ahhh

"Say, do you dare to talk nonsense? Well? ”

"Don't dare, don't dare, Sister Ruyi, Mother Ruyi, Grandma Ruyi!"

Ruyi let go: "Besides, who is as unruly as you?" The master didn't summon me to reply to the people, I just stood by here. ”

"It's just two steps, and you're still waiting for him to summon? It's time to fart and it's in place. ”

"How can you speak like that...... Vulgar. ”

"For you, it's so civilized to say a dirty word, I'm convinced." Lin Xiang rubbed his pinched red ears and grinned.

"Civilized fart, you have long been led astray!"

——————

Since the Hades King left, Lin Xiang has not turned off the lights every night. And only in the vestibule. He had a deep psychological shadow on his backyard.

Every night, he could hear the faint sound of talking, laughing, and playing. Tortured him enough.

He often kept his eyes open until dawn and then went to sleep.

Lin Xiang felt that he had a nervous breakdown and had no appetite for food.

"Ruyi, I'm going to be scared to death." Lin Xiang stayed in the Ruyi noodle restaurant during the day.

"I see you're doing well." Ruyi continued to wipe the table.

"Why don't you give me food below?"

“……”

Ruyi brought him a bowl of noodles: "Eat quickly, get out of the egg after eating!" ”

"I felt like I was really sick." Lin Xiang picked two mouthfuls of noodles with chopsticks: "I feel unappetizing about everything I eat, even my favorite chicken steak I don't think tastes." ”

"Pretentious."

"Really, I can't eat the noodles you made."

Ruyi tilted his head and thought for a long time, and suddenly realized: "I understand!" ”

Lin Xiang looked at Ruyi in a daze: "What do you understand?" ”

"You are half a yin and yang person now, and the tastes you like must be different from when you were mortal before."

"The taste can still be changed?"

"It's like frogs like to eat bugs, rabbits like to eat grass, they think it's delicious, don't you think?"

Lin Xiang shook his head.

"To put it in layman's terms, your species has changed now, and your tastes have naturally changed."

"You're talking about the animal world?" Lin Xiang said dissatisfied.

"Really, if you don't believe it, you'll find out if you try it."

Ruyi made a bowl of noodles for Lin Xiang again, Lin Xiang tasted it, and immediately praised it: "It's delicious!" It's so delicious! ”

Recently, Lin Xiang felt unpalatable about everything he ate, which made him extremely hungry physically and psychologically.

"I don't use human materials, you can naturally taste it." As he spoke, he handed Lin Xiang a delicate red fruit: "Eat it, this is a holy fruit, a food only available in the heavenly realm, which can strengthen the body and strengthen the aura." ”

Lin Xiang swallowed his stomach in one gulp, and instantly felt comfortable all over, and the deliciousness of the fruit still remained between his lips and teeth.

"How?" Ruyi asked.

Lin Xiang nodded: "Great!" Ruyi you are so good! I don't want you to marry in this life—it hurts, ahh ”

"Marry you!" Ruyi grabbed Lin Xiang's ears and threw him out of the noodle shop.

——————

After a few more days, Hades still did not return.

It stands to reason that Hades won't be able to get out of the task if he doesn't come back, so he shouldn't look at that work WeChat.

But after thinking about it, you can't get a task, but you can take the task in advance to collect money!

Hades really cultivated eight lifetimes of happiness to recruit employees who are so willing to work and make money as he is.

So he turned on his phone.

Suddenly, hundreds of messages poured into my eyes.

Down-and-out person: Master, reply to me, wait online, hurry!

Lin Xiang looked at this person inexplicably, and then looked at the avatar, it turned out to be a laughing Feihua who was seeking a career before. Holy shit, went from a laughing flower to a down-and-out person so quickly? Lin Xiang couldn't bear it, and remarked him as: Those who seek a career, hurry.

He was going to wait for the Hades to come back and answer this man's doubts first.

Lin Xiang flipped through the chat history again, and found that the Hades had already received the other party's red envelope, and the date was long before he came.

He couldn't help but curse: This profiteer! Collect money and don't do anything! Fish for fame and reputation! Deceive the world and steal your name! Profiteers!

He thought through all the swearing idioms in his mind.

Pink Piggy: Master, my boyfriend loves me too much now and has been pestering me, I'm so annoyed that I can't do it, should I break up?

Exercise! It's you who wants to get back together, and you think the other party loves you too much! Are you not in the sky? What the do you think you're reincarnated?

Lin Xiang looked at the other party's circle of friends and found that this woman was average, but her pink hair was particularly eye-catching. The photos taken are all scissorhands.

Brain-dead! Kill Matt! If my girlfriend was like this, I'd dump her a hundred times!

Lin Xiang angrily pulled the other party into the blacklist.

Read on.

Blue Melancholy: If the master doesn't help me again, I'm going to commit suicide, it's too painful to live.

Suicide? Lin Xiang's eyes widened, and he found that the last day the other party sent a message was today.

He hurriedly typed, and then clicked send: Young man, don't think about it.

Blue Melancholy replied in seconds: Master, did you reply to me? I'm afraid that the master will think of me as a psychopath.

Lin Xiang thought about it, was it okay to be neurotic in the first place? But it's not good to tell the truth. So he replied: Young man, explain your doubts in detail.

Blue Melancholy: I always feel like someone is watching me secretly and trying to kill me, and I'm really scared.

Don't be afraid, where are you now? [Yellow Villain Question Mark Emoji]

Blue Melancholy: I'm at home, alone, scared, and my girlfriend doesn't want me anymore! I really don't want to live anymore! [Yellow Villain Crying Emoji]

Person: Where is your home?

Blue Melancholy: Is the Master coming? The master is here today! [Yellow Villain Crying Emoji]

Person: [Yellow villain crying and laughing]

Blue Melancholy: Residential building opposite the Party and Government Kindergarten on Youth Street, Unit 5 201.

Person: I'll go over in the afternoon when I know.

Blue Melancholy: [Hands folded]

Lin Xiang threw down his phone and scratched his head irritably.

It was twelve o'clock at noon, and he decided to go to Ruyi's to eat a bowl of noodles, and by the way, he discussed with her what to do.

"The master hasn't come back yet, you can't go it alone." Ruyi sat down across from him.

"Why? That guy looks really bent on dying! ”

Ruyi looked at the screen with a solemn face: "You can chat with the client in the future, can you not add expressions?" ”

"Huh? Why? ”

"My master is usually very cold in front of others!"

"He? Cold? Come on. ”

"Maybe you are the master's spiritual servant, and the master will be extra tolerant of you."

"Then you're still his pet!"

"So the host is very good to me! Warm as a spring breeze! Ruyi clasped his hands together.

"Brain-dead girl!"

"Get out!"

"Oh, are you willing?"

"Get out of here!"

Lin Xiang was about to tease Ruyi again, but who knew that Blue Melancholy sent him another message: Master, I feel that thing is getting closer and closer to me, save me!

At two o'clock in the afternoon, Lin Xiang teleported to a corner of Youth Street by his mind.

Pedestrians came and went on the street, and no one noticed that there was an extra person around the corner.

He felt a burst of ecstasy in his heart: Xiangye, I am really powerful now, flying away from the sky, omnipotent!

Lin Xiang hummed a little song and walked to the residential building where Blue Melancholy was.

I don't know if it's an illusion, Lin Xiang felt a chill as soon as he entered the corridor. He shivered twice in a row.

It's about the sake of the old house. New developments are generally dry. Only old houses are damp like this, with yellowed walls and cobwebs in the corners.

"Fuck, it's so cold in summer!" He scolded as he walked up.

When he arrived at room 201, Lin Xiang was taken aback by the dusty, rusty and yellowed security door.

Is this a place of the where people live?

There were three knocks on the door, but no one answered.

Lin Xiang couldn't help but want to scold again.

He pulled out his phone and flicked a voice message to Blue Blues.

The other party answered: "Well......"

The weak voice made Lin Xiang feel that the other party was not fighting too much.

"I'm at the door, and you still don't open the door?"

As soon as the voice hung up, the door opened.

A rushing smell of rot came to my face.

Lin Xiang held his breath, thinking for a moment that he had seen a living ghost.

The man's hair was disheveled, his face was pale, his eyes were blank, and his lips were black and blue. He smiled at Lin Xiang, but laughing was worse than crying.

"Blue Blues?" Lin Xiang asked.

The other party nodded mechanically, and then gave way: "Please come in." ”

This brother is poisoned, right? How do you look at it, it's not normal!

Lin Xiang retreated in his heart. But on second thought, if something was wrong, it would be nice to teleport away. So he swaggered in.

The curtains were drawn, the light was dim, and the furnishings were old.

The living room is not big, and things are thrown in a mess. Dirty laundry, used toilet paper, plastic lunch boxes, cigarette butts everywhere.

You can imagine where the stench comes from.

"You may be seated." The other stood in the shadows, refusing to move forward.

He tried to find a place to sit, but the couch was full of garbage.

Seriously, if he were allowed to live in this environment, he would also want to kill himself.

"What's your name?" Lin Xiang insisted on standing and talking to him.

"My name is Lanko."

"My name is Lin Xiang, and I am the apprentice of Master Shiren, and he sent me to take a look."

Lan Ke was quiet for a while, lowered his head and said, "Then there is Master Lao." ”

"You say, someone is spying on you, stalking you?"

Lanko lowered his head, his body bent forward in an odd position.

Lin Xiang swallowed: "Where do you think that person is spying on you?" ”

Lanko suddenly began to laugh maniacally, and he made a squeaky sound: "On me! ”

Lin Xiang was so frightened that his scalp tingled for a moment.

The other party suddenly leaned towards him slowly, and the joints of his body suddenly all bent in reverse, which was extremely terrifying.

This is definitely not human!

I'm afraid that the real Lanke has already met with an accident.

Transmission!

Transmission!

Yes, the teleportation failed.

Suddenly there was darkness all around.

Lin Xiang seemed to have fallen into the void, and his body began to be uncontrollable.

"The Spirit of the Shadows." Extremely strange sounds came intermittently from all directions, getting closer and closer.

Lin Xiang suddenly felt that something was wrapped around his body like a snake, and it was slowly being tightened. He was gradually out of breath.

Oh, this monster wants to eat me!

"Hades!" Lin Xiang tried to transmit sound in his head.

It's a pity that there was no response.

Am I, Lin Xiang, going to die here today?

No, you can't sit still.

I am the spirit servant of the Hades, and I should also have the ability to exorcise demons.

But how exactly should it be used?

Lin Xiang froze his mind, slowly raised his almost weak arm, and then began to curse in his mouth: "Break!" ”

However, Lin Xiang's spell did not have any effect, and the monster on his body became tighter and tighter, he was almost suffocated, unable to struggle, and finally his limbs hung down weakly.

He didn't know that he was scared when he died, and he was ready to look back on his short life with an extreme lack of oxygen in his brain.

A white light suddenly appeared in front of him.

Lin Xiang thought he was dead and had arrived in Elysium.

His grandmother's, who died before he even started looking back?

"You wicked! Don't let him go! ”

If I heard it correctly, isn't this the sound of wishful thinking?

The monster wrapped around its body shrank back as if it had been electrocuted.

Lin Xiang also gradually regained his eyesight and mobility.

I saw Ruyi accompanied by an aura all over his body, his clothes were fluttering, his hair was flying wildly, and he was holding a huge circle of light in his hand.

Lin Xiang saw that it was Ruyi, and his heart immediately put it into his stomach. Crawling and hiding behind Ruyi, the ghost cried wolf and howled: "Sister Ruyi! What a monster! You're going to eat me! ”

"Rubbish! Who let you run here alone? You are the spirit of the most yin, and any monster that eats you will greatly increase your spiritual power! Can you be a little self-aware? ”

Lin Xiang hugged Ruyi's thighs and took the opportunity to put his face on her ass: "I was wrong, I don't dare anymore." ”

"If it weren't for a little aura on you, you would have been eaten a long time ago! Luckily, I arrived just in time to burn the silk she spat on you! ”

"Sister Ruyi, quickly release the Turtle Sect Qigong and kill that monster!"

“…… I'm a thunderbolt! ”

The monster suddenly materialized, turned into a huge black spider, and began to spit silk at Ruyi.

Lin Xiang had never seen such a big spider, with barbs all over his body, scarlet eyes, and eight legs still swinging up and down.

"It's fucking scary...... Lin Xiang muttered.

With a wave of his hand, Ruyi burned the spider silk clean.

Seeing that the spider was about to spit silk again, Ruyi snorted coldly: "Evil barrier, my aunt and grandmother will give you a dust now!" ”

The thunderbolt fox fire in her hand gathered bigger and bigger, and the light pierced people's eyes.

She sent the fox fire out and shouted, "Die! ”

For a moment, only a terrible scream was heard, and the strong smell of burning pierced his nose, and the black enchantment was shattered.

After being exposed, Lin Xiang opened his eyes and found himself sitting on the floor of Lan Ke's living room. Ruyi was standing beside him with a fierce face.

The spider spirit was beaten and white smoke came out of it, and its eight legs moved slightly, and then turned into a human form.

It is the form of a woman.

"Not dead?" Ruyi stepped forward, stepped on the spider spirit's head and snorted coldly: "I feel sorry for you when it fell into my hands!" Say, how do you want to die? ”

The spider spirit spit out a mouthful of dirty blood, and looked at Ruyi with a delicate face: "Please ask the fox fairy to spare my life." ”

Lin Xiang saw that the spider's eyes were as charming as silk, pitiful, seriously injured, and still a big beauty, he instantly forgot how ugly the other party's original form was, and began to help speak for her: "Ruyi, it's better to let her go." ”

Ruyi sneered: "Shut up!" You want to try my fox fire too? ”

Lin Xiang's head shook like a rattle: "I don't want to ......"

The spider spirit saw that Lin Xiang intended to save her, and immediately turned to Lin Xiang: "I am willing to be a cow and a horse for adults, please let me live." ”

"Ruyi, you let her go, look at you, why should women embarrass women."

Ruyi retracted his feet, pulled up the hair of the spider spirit and said, "Hello look! She's a spider spirit! She's going to eat you just now! You're like a farmer and a serpent! ”

"I don't dare, I don't dare anymore." The spider spirit kept begging for mercy.

Lin Xiang whispered: "She said she didn't dare." ”

Ruyi let go of her hand: "Let her go, but you said it." ”

"Hmm." Lin Xiang didn't dare to look at Ruyi's angry expression.

Ruyi sighed and said to the spider spirit, "You go." ”

The spider spirit got up and thanked him again and again.

"But don't hurt anyone again." Lin Xiang said.

The spider spirit nodded.

"What about Lanko? Was it eaten by you? ”

"Yes. Shortly after eating, I spit him out now. ”

"Spit it out? Can you still live if you spit it out? ”

"Yes."

"Okay......"

The process of spitting out is unbearable to look at.

Lin Xiang didn't see it the whole time.

Curled up on the ground like a cocoon, the saliva youth was still breathing weakly.

"When the silk on him dries up, he'll wake up." Spider Spirit.

Lin Xiang waved his hand: "Okay, you can go." ”

"Wait!" Ruyi stopped the spider spirit, pointed at Lin Xiang and said sharply: "If you dare to trouble him again, I will find you in heaven and earth, and roast you alive and eat meat!" ”

The spider spirit trembled, and hurriedly said, "Don't dare, don't dare." ”

"Get out!"

"Yes." The spider spirit immediately turned into a normal-sized spider and quickly crawled away.

"This kind of monster is just a, treating humans as food, hiberning in whomever house you like, and staring until you find the right opportunity to swallow it."

"No wonder Lanko keeps saying that someone is spying on him."

"Spider spirits are good at creating an atmosphere of fear in people's hearts, making them insane, and then eating them when they are most vulnerable."

"I was almost scared to death just now......"

"Your heart is still strong enough and hasn't been invaded."

"Fear is fear, but it is not really dominated by fear." Lin Xiang looked proud: "I am me, fireworks of different colors." ”

"This shows that you are fearless in the ignorant." Ruyi is all mocking.

“……”