Blue Melancholy: Thank you, Master, I feel much better. [Red Envelope]

Person: Have you cleaned up your house? [Receive a red envelope of 200 yuan]

Blue Melancholy: Cleaned up, I'm ready to live a good life from now on!

Person: That's good, and it won't cost my mana.

Blue Melancholy: The master is really boundless! [Yellow Man Clapping Expression] [Yellow Man Clapping Expression] [Yellow Man Clapping Expression]

Person: [Yellow Man Smiling Emoji]

Blue Melancholy: By the way, Master, I want to get back together with my girlfriend and ask the Master for advice. [Picture]

Victim: Is it your girlfriend in the photo?

Blue Blues: Yes.

Lin Xiang looked at the photo, this pink hair, isn't this a matter of forcing the pink piglet?

He immediately said nonsense: This kind of woman has a ruined face, but it is good to break up, and she will break up again if she is reconciled.

Blue Melancholy: The master is God, it was because of her spending money that we broke up once, reconciled again, and broke up again.

Troublemaker: That's a good piece of bullshit, let's find another one.

Blue Melancholy: ......

Victim: In this way, there is no need to reconcile.

Blue Melancholy: Good Master. [Yellow Character Sweating Expression]

Person: Alright, I'm going to retreat.

Blue Melancholy: Good Master.

Lin Xiang put down his mobile phone and took out his small steel cannon Yellow Screen Nokia from his pocket.

The screen reads: An unread text message.

Lin Xiang clicked on.

Zhao Panpang: Brother, where have you made your fortune recently?

Zhao Chubby's real name is Zhao Xiaoqiang, and he is Lin Xiang's good buddy who has played since he was a child.

As the so-called dead house has three friends, Lin Xiang is so big but only has this one friend.

Lin Xiang called back, and the other party answered in seconds: Xiangye, where have you made your fortune recently? I just remembered to call me, my brother is about to kill you!

As soon as Lin Xiang heard the oily and smooth voice, he couldn't help but greet with dirty words: "Make a few fortunes, and you are working for others!" ”

"I said, can you change your smartphone? Now I use V letters, and I have to text every time I contact you. ”

Lin Xiang originally wanted to give him the letter of the person who had done the matter, but he didn't want to involve him, so he gave up: "I'll fuck your grandma, what you said is like changing your mobile phone without money." ”

"You, you know how to cry poor, and when your buddy gets rich, I'll buy you one. Where are you now? Zhao Xiaoqiang asked.

"Where are you? I'll go find you. Lin Xiang replied.

"I'm at No. 13, Area A, Huakang Wholesale Market."

"What the are you doing there? Aren't you working as a security guard at a bathing center? ”

"I've been fired, and now I'm here to pour imitation shoes!"

"How's business?"

"It's okay to eat and drink for a month, you come here, let's go for a few bottles, how long has it been since we've had a drink together."

"I'll be right over, you wait."

——————

See old friends, don't want to be sloppy. Lin Xiang secretly wore the white shirt in the Hades wardrobe.

I looked in the mirror, a talent.

The sudden gloomy smile of himself in the mirror startled him.

"Damn, I'm scared my dad to death." Lin Xiang couldn't help but scold.

The expression of the person in the mirror is different from his, and the movements are also different.

He rubbed his eyes, thinking he was dazzled.

Looking at it, Lin Xiang in the mirror was frowning at him: "Come in, let's change positions." ”

"Change Nima's big-headed ghost!" Lin Xiang said expressionlessly.

There are a lot of strange things like this, and he's almost used to it now.

He covered the mirror directly with a cloth, clapped his hands and walked away.

——————

Although Huakang Wholesale Market is on the outskirts of the city, it has a huge flow of people.

In order to hide people's eyes, Lin Xiang teleported to a station near the wholesale market, and then spent a dollar to take the bus to the destination.

Huakang is the largest wholesale market in the entire cloud city, and the variety is also the most complete.

There are all kinds of food, clothing, housing and transportation.

In the past few years, it was still a stall, and in the past two years, it has directly developed into a shopping mall model, but the area of each shop is very small. The goods inside are piled up in piles, like warehouses.

No. 13, Area A.

From afar, I saw Zhao Xiaoqiang, who was holding the head of the plane, sitting on a rocking chair in front of the store and smoking, fat as before......

"Brother!" Lin Xiang walked over.

"Holy shit, you're finally showing up." Zhao Xiaoqiang saw that it was Lin Xiang, and stood up excitedly: "We haven't seen each other for several months." ”

"When do you get off work? Have a drink and go. Lin Xiang smiled and put his hand on Zhao Xiaoqiang's shoulder.

"Wait a minute, someone will come to buy the goods in a while, and they will say it's okay on the phone."

"There's no hurry."

"Then we'll leave when the customers are finished."

"Okay."

The entire wall of the store is filled with shoeboxes, all kinds of brands, all kinds of colors.

"This business won't last long." Lin Xiang couldn't help but persuade.

"I know, but I don't have the capital to do anything else without making some money."

Lin Xiang sat on the sofa in Zhao Xiaoqiang's store, feeling that something was strange, but he couldn't say it.

Zhao Xiaoqiang saw that he was still the same relative, but he himself had some estrangement.

It's not that he is ruthless and unrighteous, Zhao Xiaoqiang is his only good friend and brother, and he knows this matter better than anyone else.

It's just that as Ruyi said, he has changed.

He is no longer a person from the yang world.

He now sees everything around him, no longer with empathy, but from God's perspective.

At this moment, he is already a marginal person, an outsider, and he has a deep feeling.

In the evening, Zhao Xiaoqiang pulled the roller shutter.

The two went to a nearby restaurant with their shoulders on their backs.

"The proprietress here is always energetic, a little widow in her thirties." Zhao Xiaoqiang squeezed his eyebrows at Lin Xiang.

Lin Xiang also laughed.

Zhao Xiaoqiang gestured: "Long legs, stockings, high heels, you know." ”

"Hey, hey, I understand." Lin Xiang nodded very meaningfully.

As soon as I entered the door and sat down, a woman in her thirties came out of the back kitchen to receive her.

"Do you think this boss lady is a god? She knew it as soon as we came in. ”

Lin Xiang raised his eyes and saw that it was indeed a beauty.

Her skin was bone-white, her pupils were peculiar golden-brown, and there were some faint freckles on her face, which were distributed around her slender Danfeng eyes like patterns. Although he wears heavy makeup, not only is he not tacky, but he is very glamorous.

The beauty is really in the bones and skin.

The woman's lips opened slightly: "What to eat?" ”

Lin Xiang was a little stunned for a moment.

"Brother, what are you eating?" Zhao Xiaoqiang patted Lin Xiang, who was stunned.

"Huh? Oh...... Let's eat chicken stewed with mushrooms. Lin Xiang no longer has a sense of likes and dislikes for food in the world, so he casually said a popular dish.

"We don't sell birds." The woman smiled.

Lin Xiang sighed, and the ghost envoy asked, "What's your name?" ”

"My name is Finch Girl, just call me Little Sparrow."

Finch Girl...... Magical name, as magical as people.

Seeing Lin Xiang's ape, Zhao Xiaoqiang had no choice but to order: "Fried lamb rolls with green onions, boiled meat slices." ”

"Okay." The finch girl answered, and swayed into the back kitchen.

Cheongsam, stockings, long legs, satisfy all men's ultimate fantasies of women.

Lin Xiang couldn't help but admire: "It's really beautiful." ”

Zhao Xiaoqiang said in a low voice: "Beautiful, I heard that she is a widow." ”

"Tyrannical ......"

"I also think so, how can this kind of woman be alone in an empty house? It's ......."

Lin Xiang said to Zhao Xiaoqiang: "Friend, be pure in thought." ”

Zhao Xiaoqiang scolded with a smile: "You get out of me!" Do you dare to say that your mind is pure? ”

Lin Xiang shook his head and said righteously: "In front of this kind of beauty, the one with pure thoughts is either a eunuch or GAY. ”

After a while, the finch girl brought the dish up: "Please use it slowly." ”

Zhao Xiaoqiang said: "Ten bottles of beer." ”

Lin Xiang shook his head: "White." ”

The finch girl smiled, "Okay." ”

Ten bottles of liquor were served, and Zhao Xiaoqiang couldn't cry or laugh: "What do you say you are pretending to be ...... in front of a beautiful woman?"

“……”

"Ten bottles of liquor, big brother, not ten bottles of boiled water."

Lin Xiang was confident: "It's okay, drink yours." ”

"I'm only half a bottle of liquor, and it's uncomfortable to drink too much."

"You can take a few handfuls." Lin Xiang took the lead in blowing a bottle.

Zhao Xiaoqiang was dumbfounded.

Even though it's a small bottle of about 100 milliliters, you can't drink it like this.

"I said Xiang, this wine has a lot of energy, and you will be far away in a while."

"It's fine." Lin Xiang's face was not red, and his heart was not beating.

"You haven't been able to drink this before."

"Alas, this is not practiced."

"Yoyo-yo ......" Zhao Xiaoqiang gave a thumbs up.

——————

After three rounds of drinking, Zhao Xiaoqiang has already begun to talk nonsense, but Lin Xiang is still the same as usual.

Things in the yang world, he now doesn't know the taste of food, and he doesn't know how to get drunk with wine.

The two drank until ten o'clock in the evening.

The restaurant was gone.

"Xiaoqiang, let's go too, shall we?" Lin Xiang pushed Zhao Xiaoqiang.

Zhao Xiaoqiang lay on the table unconscious.

Lin Xiang sighed, he didn't know where this guy had lived recently, so he just found a hotel and sent him to sleep for the night.

To be honest, Lin Xiang was very worried about letting him live in a hotel alone, but he couldn't take him back.

Try to wake up and ask him where he's been staying lately.

Lin Xiang patted Zhao Xiaoqiang's face: "Brother, get up, brother!" ”

"He's drunk." The finch girl walked up to Lin Xiang silently.

Lin Xiang was startled and raised his head: "I'm sorry, Xiaoque, did you delay getting off work?" Let's go now. ”

"You don't have to go." The finch girl said lightly.

"Huh? How embarrassing is that? ”

"There's nothing to be embarrassed about." The finch girl smiled faintly: "You, just sleep in my body." ”

"Also...... And this kind of operation? Lin Xiang plucked his ears.

Did he mishear or misunderstand......

Just when he was still wondering, a powerful suction force sucked Lin Xiang into another space.

In an instant, he was in a place full of colorful clouds and clouds.

"Yarn...... What's going on......" Lin Xiang muttered to himself.

There were colorful rainbow lights everywhere, and Lin Xiang thought he had entered a fairyland.

"Anyone?" He clenched his hands over his mouth and screamed, but he could only hear his own echo.

Lin Xiang stood in this huge empty space, closed his eyes and sensed the surroundings, and found that his spiritual power was abundant.

It stands to reason that abundant spiritual power should be an excellent place to cultivate, but Lin Xiang's own aura began to scatter.

This space will absorb the aura of people's lives!

He secretly said that it was not good, and he probably had some kind of evil path.

Suddenly, a torrential downpour fell from the sky.

Lin Xiang looked up at the sky and found that the colorful sky had become black and red, and the dark pressure made people breathless.

The rain fell on him, boiling hot like boiling water, corroding his skin.

"It hurts!" Lin Xiang bent down and hugged his arm, and the clothes on his body were burned all over the small holes.

Despite this, Lin Xiang clearly felt that the white shirt on his body had the effect of blocking, because the exposed skin was even more painful and unbearable.

It seems that Hades' shirt is not an ordinary shirt, it should be contaminated with Hades' aura.

It was empty, and there was no place to hide from the rain.

Damn, when Hades proposed to him to learn the art of enchantment, he was too troublesome, so he didn't study hard, and he was lazy every day, but now it's okay, and he can't even make a decent talisman enchantment.

The raindrops became more and more dense, overwhelming, and Lin Xiang couldn't open his eyes. Curled up in pain and rolled on the ground, ghosts cried and howled.

"Ahh Brother Hades! I was wrong! Come and save me! Sister Ruyi! I was wrong! Come and save me! When I go back, I will change my ways, be a good employee, and never pretend to be forced again! ”

As soon as the words fell, Lin Xiang found that the pain in his body had been reduced a lot.

The rain is still falling.

He tentatively opened one eye, only to see Hades' smiling face.

The Hades King was dressed in black and carried a black umbrella to shield him from the wind and rain.

The sky and the earth are hazy with smoke and rain. Only the two of them, black and white, are exceptionally clear.

"Brother Hades?" Lin Xiang thought what he was seeing was an illusion.

"Hmm." Hades answered.

"Fuck ......"

"Didn't I tell you to take a good look at the store?" Hades looked at Lin Xiang.

"I'm not ......"

Lin Xiang was poor in words and kept silent.

"You also subdued the Spider Spirit?"

"It's wishful ......"

Hades sighed, "In the future, you don't want to run around when I'm away. ”

"That's a lot ......," Lin Xiang pursed his lips.

"You are the spirit of the yin, whoever sees you wants to eat you, without a little self-realization." The Immortal frowned slightly.

Lin Xiang's eyes widened and he made an exaggerated expression: "Then my Nima is a piece of Tang monk meat!" I've finally found my worth! ”

“…… Alright, let's go. "Hades is not poor with him.

"Where is this, it's sunny and rainy."

"You're in the belly of the finch girl, and she's going to digest you."

“……”

——————

The Hades King teleported to the present world with Lin Xiang.

The finch girl was pretending to sleep, and suddenly realized that Lin Xiang had escaped from her body.

As soon as she opened her eyes, she saw the Immortal King with a frosty face.

Startled, he fell to his knees.

"The finch doesn't know that this man is the one of Hades."

"It doesn't matter." Hades said in a deep voice.

"It's a fart!" Lin Xiang shouted angrily.

The finch girl is as beautiful as a fairy, of course Lin Xiang chose to forgive her, but this good person can't let the Hades King be all right!

The finch girl got up: "Thank you Hades for not killing." ”

"The death penalty can be avoided, but the living crime cannot be escaped, I want you to sign a contract with Lin Xiang to protect him by his side for a hundred years."

"Brother, steady......" Lin Xiang gave a thumbs up to the Hades.

"The finch girl is a sparrow, with a thousand years of cultivation, and her body is full of spiritual power, and she can not only ensure safety when she carries it with her, but also can raise people."

"I don't know about raising people, it's true to be eye-catching." Lin Xiang snickered.

The finch girl nodded: "The finch is willing." ”

Hades smiled: "You yin and yang are born together, and you can support each other." ”

The finch girl bowed slightly, neither humble nor arrogant: "The king of Hades is really powerful, the finch is yang, but the sex is yin, and it needs to be reconciled by picking some yin things regularly." ”

Lin Xiang hurriedly echoed: "That's really good, I'm willing to have a deeper yin and yang harmony with Xiaoque...... If you don't mind, it's okay three times a day......"

Hades and the Finch Girl were confused.

——————

Back to the people, the first thing Lin Xiang did was to take the finch girl to the Ruyi noodle restaurant for dinner.

Ruyi saw the finch girl, and she felt an inexplicable hostility.

"No food!" Ruyi said hard.

"Sister Ruyi, why don't you have food?" Lin Xiang asked.

"Do you eat the food in the yang world?" Ruyi fierce way.

Lin Xiang shook his head.

The finch girl smiled slightly: "I will do it, I will make it for you to eat." ”

With that, she went into the back kitchen in a graceful manner.

Ruyi grabbed Lin Xiang's collar with a bad face: "What are you stinky about?" If it weren't for the master, she would have followed you? ”

"Huh?" Lin Xiang looked inexplicable: "Sister Ruyi, what are you angry ......about?"

Ruyi took out a brass mirror from his sleeve and put it in front of Lin Xiang: "Take a good look at it, look at your appearance as a ghost, waste!" ”

Lin Xiang responded and felt that the person in the mirror was obviously handsome and had no reason.

"Sister Ruyi, why are you insulting my personality...... But I like it so much, can I scold a little harder? ”

“……”

Lin Xiang smiled: "I won't snub you just because I have a little finch." ”

Ruyi gritted his teeth and slowly raised his right hand: "Thunderbolt...... Thunderbolt ...... Fox ......"

Before the word fire was spoken, Lin Xiang hurriedly admitted: "Don't dare, Sister Ruyi, I won't talk nonsense anymore." ”

Ruyi snorted coldly: "Waste! ”

Lin Xiang hurriedly laughed: "I'm Sister Ruyi's little waste, hehehehe......"

"Get out!"

Lin Xiang was punched out of the door by Ruyi.