Chapter 59 [Ask for Subscription]
Ten years later.
The world has changed.
The rapid development of technology has made the ghosts and gods feel that their safety is in jeopardy.
Midyear Festival.
The door is wide open.
At the intersection of Yanliu Lane, a group of lonely souls and wild ghosts gathered, shushing each other and asking for warmth.
"Did someone burn your clothes this year?" The bloodied ghost asked the headless female ghost.
The headless female ghost said sadly: "I have no head, I can't find my family, and my family can't find me, so I can only continue to rub clothes and food in Zhongyuan this year." ”
The ghost who crashed into the death said distressedly: "Touch your head." ”
"Touch what? I don't have a head! ”
"Oh......"
The pale-faced hanged ghost on the side said, "That day really scared me. ”
The ghost hurriedly asked, "What's wrong?" ”
"There is a special camera in the human mobile phone that shoots ghosts, and it actually captured me last time! It really scared the baby to death! I haven't seen myself in hundreds of years! ”
The ghost was frightened when he heard it: "Really? It's scary, don't be scary in the future, what if you scare yourself! ”
Lin Xiang, who was leaning against the shadow in the corner, couldn't help but laugh when he heard it.
This could be three fake ghosts.
After he burned his winter clothes, he silently returned to the people.
I have to say that Lin Xiang's bias ability is extremely strong, and now it is "rude words from the whole people" among people.
Even Bing Qingyujie's little poetry will say two sentences of "lying groove" or "Nima".
Not to mention the others......
For the sake of the overall atmosphere of the people, he made up his mind to get rid of his habit of swearing.
"! If I say any more dirty words, I'll kill myself!" ”
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The hall of the victims.
Poetically, leaning on the feet of the couch and sleeping soundly.
Lin Xiang shook his head and said: "I really envy this kind of big-chested and brainless person, carefree and happy every day, really happy." ”
The Hades King happened to walk in, and when he heard Lin Xiang's words, he couldn't help but laugh and said, "It's good that you're not good yourself." ”
"According to you, I'm still a happy man?"
"No, you're the unfortunate one. As a human being, you have a short life, you will not live to be fifty years old, and the misfortunes of the world are roughly like this. ”
"Are you here to attack me? So you think I'm pretty good, too? ”
"I mean, you're about the same as the rabbit."
Lin Xiang reacted: "You fucking say I'm big-breasted!" ”
Hades innocently said: "There is no big chest, only no brain." ”
“……”
Lin Xiang scratched the back of his head, and suddenly said seriously: "Can you not keep reminding me, I am in my thirties this year, and I am a little afraid of death." Brother Hades, you have to help me, even if I really die, you have to find me a good errand down there to ensure that I am happy! ”
Hades took out a very small round mirror and handed it to Lin Xiang: "Look at your own face." ”
Lin Xiang sighed and took the mirror.
"But I found something."
Lin Xiang looked at the mirror blankly: ", there's a handsome guy in the mirror!" ”
“……”
Lin Xiang laughed: "Actually, I have long found out that I have not aged at all in the past ten years. ”
"Yes, the years of the yang world have gradually become irrelevant to you, and this year is your year of chase."
"Huh? The year of Chase? Am I going to have good luck this year? ”
"You can do everything this year, you can go with me to find my true body, so that I can successfully extradite you as a yin and yang person when you are forty-four years old."
Lin Xiang looked confused when he heard this.
"In other words, once I really return, I will have the ability to help you survive the calamity and prolong your life when you are forty-four years old."
"Tribulation? Life extension? ”
"If you become a person in the two worlds of yin and yang, although you will have no yang longevity, you will have tens of thousands of years of yin longevity."
"Tens of thousands of years? It's true? Lin Xiang's eyes widened.
Hades nodded, "Yes." ”
"Can't you cross me to become a god? I don't want yin longevity, I want to live with the sky! ”
"Don't think about being an immortal if you follow me in this life." Hades is straightforward.
"......" Lin Xiang didn't understand the meaning of Hades' words.
"I'm not going to let you be a god." Hades pretended to be serious: "What if you become a god and are better than me?" ”
"You might be overthinking."
"Don't say that you're better than me, what if you're an enemy with me?"
"Oh, hehe." It's a funny joke.
“……”
"Then how do we find your real body?"
The Hades King glanced at the painting hanging in the center of the wall, the ghost made a miracle, and said lightly: "There is no direct portal from the human world to the underworld. The heaven and earth on the wall is a portal to the heavenly realm, and the ghost envoy is a portal to the underworld. This is the only portal in the Three Realms other than Kunlun. ”
Lin Xiang was puzzled: "Only? How did the man ascend to heaven and earth when he died? ”
"Of course, it's the front door......"
“…… It means that we are heretical and crooked. ”
"How can you say that, our is clearly a special channel."
Lin Xiang again: "Oh, hehe." ”
"The main gate is occupied by others, so it's not easy for us to get over, and there's no need to spend useless troubles."
"And where is your real body? We've got to have a specific location! ”
"All I know is that my true body is sealed in the Soul Coffin at the end of the Three Thousand Weak Waters. The specific location is inducted when it reaches the end of the weak water. ”
"The Hades in front of me is really not the deity!" Lin Xiang smiled and pinched the face of the Hades King: "Hello, little clone! ”
“……”
"However, who has such a great ability to seal your old man's house?"
"I was sealed by Yama herself."
"Yama? Isn't it your monopoly to co-authorize the underworld? ”
"The underworld is not my territory in the first place." Hades disagreed.
"Aren't you the king of the underworld?"
"The underworld is not the same thing as the underworld, the underworld is indeed in the underworld. But how can a government be equal to the same realm? ”
"What do you mean? Can my brother speak human words? Am I following an unofficial by mistake? ”
"I'm a former official......"
"And what are you now?"
"It's a fugitive."
“……”
"Calm." Hades Road.
"So we're going back this time to fight against Yama?"
"The underworld is like the yang world, it is the name of the world. There is an official government in the yang world, and there is an underworld in the underworld. It is a truth that the official government between the underworld and the yang is the one who has the most power in the underworld. To put it bluntly, Yama is an official, and he is still the biggest official in the prefecture. ”
When Lin Xiang heard this, he immediately understood: "My mother, if you can't be trusted, I will definitely go to eighteen layers of hell after I die." ”
Hades nodded, "You can say that. ”
Lin Xiang couldn't help complaining: "He is an official in the prefecture, why can't he get along with you?" ”
"He's the one to be chosen, and I'm the one to do."
"Can't you do your part and live together peacefully?"
"I want to take back my realm."
"I always thought you were a person who didn't fight or grab."
This sentence seemed to touch the anger of the Hades: "The underworld was originally mine, and I have been dormant for thousands of years to return to the underworld." When my true body returns, there will be no more place for Yama in the underworld. ”
Lin Xiang rarely saw the Hades King angry, and couldn't help but feel a little funny, and deliberately angry with him: "You are better than Yama, why is it not Yama but you who are lying in the coffin." ”
"He is a person from the Heavenly Realm, and I didn't defend myself at the beginning, so he had the opportunity to seal me."
"Why doesn't he cut you down and root you, wouldn't it be dangerous to leave your clone to run around?"
The Hades King seemed to have calmed down, he smiled slightly, with a cold smile: "I can't kill it, I can't control it, and I can't let me go." ”
I don't know why, Lin Xiang suddenly felt that the Hades in front of him had become a little strange, and he was no longer the Hades brother who let him mess around.
He felt a great sense of pressure that this mission could only succeed and not fail.