Usually, Hades sleeps for seven days at most.

This time, he slept until the thirtieth of the Chinese New Year's Eve before waking up.

It seems that I really used too much force last time in Kunlun......

Ruyi finished setting off firecrackers early and pasted red couplets on the door of the noodle restaurant.

Yanliu Lane is lit up everywhere.

The streets are lined with stalls selling fruit and melon seeds.

The owner of the braised meat shop made fifty catties of bacon and hung it at the door of the store to sell.

This is their last day out of the stall, only one morning, because in the afternoon they will all have to go home for the New Year. It's been a busy year, so I'm counting on these two days off.

Lin Xiang went to help Ruyi clean the store early in the morning, and was beaten by Ruyi by the way.

Lin Xiang didn't ask Ruyi why he beat him at all, it was all his fault anyway. Beatings are already the norm.

"Don't you have anything to say about the New Year?" Ruyi asked fiercely.

When Lin Xiang heard this, he was asking for a gift, but fortunately he had prepared it.

I saw him running to the person in a hurry, and after a while, he ran back to the Ruyi noodle restaurant. Holding a beautifully packaged cardboard box in his hand.

"Give!" He pretended to be careless and handed the box to Ruyi.

Ruyi took the box and opened it without thinking.

Lin Xiang's eyes widened: "You open the gift in front of me!" ”

Ruyi nodded: "Is there any problem?" ”

Lin Xiang shook his head violently: "No problem, no problem." ”

There is a bright red scarf in the box, and the color thief is festive.

Ruyi touched it, and it was very soft. She took it in her hand again and looked at it, and there was a snow-white little fox embroidered on the edge of the scarf, although it had no facial features, but it was vivid.

Ruyi liked it in her heart, and was about to say something, when she suddenly felt that something was not quite right.

She sniffed with her nose.

Then he glanced at the small label on the scarf.

It is impressively printed:

30 fox fur.

70 chemical fibers.

“……”

Lin Xiang felt that he was afraid that he would be beaten again, so he hurriedly said, "I'll take it and retreat." ”

Ruyi hung the scarf around his neck and said, "No need, from the time I was born to the present, I have killed many of my kind." ”

Lin Xiang gave a thumbs up: "Sister Ruyi is mighty and domineering!" ”

In the afternoon, Ruyi and Lin Xiang went back to celebrate the New Year.

Hades was dressed in his favorite dark purple Tang costume, and his hair was neatly combed, looking like a little white face.

"Brother Hades, just your face, grandma killer! If I put you on the street to sell couplets, those young aunts and old mothers will snap up your couplets in a minute. ”

Speaking of couplets, Lin Xiang patted his head and suddenly remembered a question: "Brother Hades, it's a disaster, our couplets didn't post." ”

Hades smiled: "Then don't post it, is it possible that you still expect which immortal in the heavenly realm to come and protect us?" ”

"And this relationship?"

"The couplets of every house are the eyes and ears of the gods of the heavenly realm, and they have to observe the situation of each family, and the good ones will be blessed, and the bad ones will be ......," Hades smiled meaningfully.

Lin Xiang waved his hand exaggeratedly: "Alas, I'm a mortal, why do I want to know this, I really know too much!" ”

"Can you make a face, what kind of mortal are you?"

“……”

In the evening, Hades turned a large table into a backyard.

Lin Xiang lit hundreds of bright lights in mid-air, illuminating the backyard very brightly.

Ruyi is busy preparing dumplings for Chinese New Year's Eve.

The family is neatly preparing for the New Year.

The finch girl sat in a corner of the table in a daze.

If she wants, she won't help, otherwise the two of them will definitely quarrel.

Poetically transformed into a human form, running around in the backyard, full of a stupid daughter of a landlord's family.

Lin Xiang looked at the poetry with an old father's eyes, and then said, "You can play, don't touch the game of chess in the pavilion!" The things in the pavilion are fierce! ”

Poetic and cute: "I know, the stand-in brother and the evil soul brother are playing chess, and I won't bother." ”

Lin Xiang smiled, and his heart was quite polite.

"Okay, then you play, slow down and don't fall!"

After Lin Xiang finished speaking, he lowered his head and brushed up the V letter circle of friends.

After watching a bunch of poisonous chicken soup and news such as beating a junior in the main room, he couldn't help but say: "Women are really tough creatures." ”

The finch girl was curious, sat next to Lin Xiang, leaned over and glanced at the mobile phone screen and wondered: "Why is this woman so excited, when a man goes out to play, she also goes out to play." ”

"Let's go out and play with a hammer." Lin Xiang said with a smile.

The finch girl was even more puzzled, and asked with her eyebrows: "Could it be that a woman beats a man's new love like this, and the two of them can have a good time?" ”

Lin Xiang was speechless when asked, and was stunned for a moment: "Ah, you don't understand the things of the world, and I can't understand it as a native mortal." ”

"Okay."

Lin Xiang flipped to another video, a scientist in order to test whether cats have nine lives, specially flew a plane to throw the cat from a height of several thousand meters.

He turned it off halfway through it.

He is not a caring person, but he still couldn't help but complain a few words: "To tell the truth, if this cat jumps from a height and falls to his death, it can only be said that his fate is not good, but artificially throwing this cat from a high altitude is not murder?" Are scientists so angry now? ”

"Maybe scientists want to build an artifact based on cat bionics that can make people fall from a height and save their lives?" Hades teased from the side.

"Pull a few down, if anyone is stupid enough to fall off the plane, and save his life, if he doesn't die today, he will have to break his head off the scoop if he falls out of bed tomorrow, and if he doesn't die tomorrow, he will have all his limbs ruined when he walks and hits a telephone pole the day after tomorrow, and sooner or later he will have to die."

“……”

Lin Xiang played a lot of words for a while, and felt bored, so he turned off the screen of his mobile phone.

The three of them stared at the table in unison.

Poetry finally got tired of playing, turned into a rabbit and jumped into Lin Xiang's arms.

At this moment, it became three people and one rabbit in a daze.

Seeing that everyone was bored, the Hades King tapped his fingers lightly and conjured three beauties out of thin air.

The three beauties were all wearing tight-fitting hip-hugging cheongsams, bowed to everyone, and then began to dance in place.

Lin Xiang took a look, these three were all very good-looking, with goose egg faces and willow eyebrows, all kinds of amorous style, and their bodies were also hot, convex and backward.

He touched the king with his elbow and asked, "Can these three be used?" ”

“……”

"Can you do it?"

“……”

"I'm just asking!"

"The dumplings are ready!" Ruyi walked over with a steaming basin. Then he instructed Lin Xiang to get the small bowl.

Chinese New Year's Eve.

It's snowy outside.

The courtyard has a strong New Year's flavor

Lin Xiang took out the selfie stick he had already bought and prepared to take a photo of the four of them eating dumplings.

He held the camera closest to the lens, and the three people behind him looked hazy in the heat of the meal, as if they had used a filter.

Click.

A light for eternity.

Lin Xiang happily sent the photo to the circle of friends.

Great love is boundless.

Night and night like and leave a message: Dumplings filled with fairy grass? I want to eat too.

The evil ghost went crazy and replied night after night: Wang Wulong, where did you die? Come back quickly! Your brethren are waiting for you.

Night after night, night after reply, the evil ghost is crazy: the yellow villain grins and smiles, I am at the end of the world, the end of the world.

The evil spirit is mad and the person replies night after night: ......

Zhao Xin, the angel in white, liked and left a message: There are so many beauties, there is only one handsome guy, and his heart is congested.

The evil ghost was crazy and replied to the angel in white Zhao Xin: There are obviously two handsome guys! Although my boss is not as handsome as me, he is also a handsome guy!

Down-and-out people like and leave a message: It's amazing, I'm developing my career very well! The master is too accurate! Wait for tomorrow to give the master a big red envelope!

The evil ghost was mad and replied to the down-and-out man: fold your hands and put your expression together, so you haven't changed your nickname?

The down-and-out man replied to the evil man: Master, I have changed to a smooth sailing person, and your side has not yet refreshed it.

The evil demon madly replied to the down-and-out man: Oh, okay, remember tomorrow's big red envelope.

After being full of wine and food, Lin Xiang sincerely invited Hades to give everyone a few words, and by the way, he would send some year-end bonuses or something.

"Brother Hades, do you have any famous quotes to tell us little bites!"

The Immortal thought for a moment and said, "No. ”

“……”

Seeing that everyone was looking forward to it, the Hades had no choice but to stiffen his head and say, "I have lived for so long and realized a truth. ”

"What's the truth?" Lin Xiang asked curiously.

"The most important thing is to be alive."

"!"

"The life I am talking about is not the same as the life you understand."

"Oh, anyone can say that."

"In short, the longer you live, the more you don't want to die, okay, I'm done, the meeting is over!"

Lin Xiang tugged at the sleeve of the Hades King: "Have you forgotten one thing?" ”

"What's the matter?"

"Year-end bonus!"

Hades sighed: "After the New Year, one person will come to me to receive two hundred yuan, and the currency of the Three Realms is arbitrary." ”

"Who scarces your two hundred dollars? Profiteer! Why don't you withhold it! ”

"It's okay if you don't want it, if you don't want it, I'll donate it to the welfare home."

"Add another hundred!" Lin Xiang stretched out a finger and said.

"Impossible." Hades simply refused.

"Okay." Lin Xiang hung his head and said.