In the twenty-fourth chapter of the present dynasty, the fairy queen's bar
After the show of the long-tongued woman was finished, an intermission music came in.
Hades picked up the wine glass on the table and took a sip.
When Lin Xiang saw it, he did the same, picked up a glass of wine, raised his head and poured it in.
As a result, I had a sore throat and cough.
The strength of this wine is comparable to that of the old white in the world.
The Hades King looked at Lin Xiang with wide eyes.
"What's wrong, Brother Hades?" Lin Xiang asked with red eyes and a tongue sticking out his tongue.
"It's fine." Hades shook his head, leaning back on the sofa, his eyes slightly closed.
"What are you doing?"
"I'm communicating with somebody else."
"I'm asking you a question."
"Huh?"
"Is it true that only those who sign the natal talisman can transmit sound?"
Hades smiled slightly: "I have hundreds of life talismans in my stomach. ”
“……”
"Did you eat the talisman as a meal? How did you force so many people to sign your fortune talisman? ”
Hades felt wronged: "I never forced anyone to sign a talisman for me, they did it voluntarily after knocking them down. ”
“……”
"If they don't sign it, I'll just kill them and beat them until they are wiped out." Hades said again.
"It seems that you are not only a profiteer, but also a dead monster who has been harming for thousands of years!"
Hades smiled, did not refute, and continued to close his eyes.
After a few minutes, Lin Xiang suddenly remembered something and asked, "By the way, what is the function of the talisman?" ”
Hades opened his eyes: "Did someone tell you anything?" ”
"You answer my question first! Is it that after signing the life talisman, the two of them can't hurt each other! ”
The Immortal raised an eyebrow: "You really want to know?" ”
"Hmm!"
"After the two sign the amulet, a contractual relationship will be formed. You say you can't hurt each other, but that's not accurate. ”
"How?"
"Let's use an analogy, I have your life talisman, which means that your life is in my hands. If you hurt me directly, you will die! If I break your talisman, you'll die! If I hurt you, you will die too! In short, I can hurt you, but you can't hurt me. ”
"If you dare to be emotional, I will die, isn't this the legendary unequal treaty!"
"Of course, the kind of situation you said can't be completely denied, there is a situation where I have your life talisman, you also have my life talisman, and you and I are mutually restricted. But...... Two people have each other's life charms, which is only theoretically feasible, but looking at the world, who will give their lives to others until the moment of life and death? So fate is always in the hands of the strong. ”
"Don't you just turn around and say you're strong? Nima can't even beat the pee, and she's embarrassed to boast about herself. ”
Hades hooked the corners of his mouth, and his expression was very ridiculous: "When I said I could do it, you didn't believe it, and when I said I couldn't do it, you remembered it in your heart." ”
"Why are you talking so much nonsense, you can't beat Wang Wulong anyway."
“……”
"You just can't beat Wang Wulong."
“……”
Lin Xiang took two more sips of the wine on the table, which was spicy and spicy.
He felt that he was in a very awkward position now, he couldn't talk about the things in the human world, and the things in the other world might not be able to adapt.
He was reacting now, feeling dizzy and dizzy, and his stomach was still a little uncomfortable.
"Brother Hades, I've drunk too much, I'll go to the toilet!"
Hades nodded: "Demon fairy wine is not your way to drink, go and come back quickly." ”
Demon fairy wine?
Lin Xiang checked.
Demon Fairy Wine: Brewed by Demon Fairy, it belongs to the underworld.
It's gone? Grandma's.
It seems that this demon fairy has great strength after drinking.
Lin Xiang found that his vision was getting blurred more and more.
He staggered, stumbled to the toilet, rushed straight to the last one, and squatted on the gold-rimmed toilet.
He was here to vomit, but he couldn't remember what he was here for a while, so he started to stay in the toilet with his hands on his cheeks.
At this time, I suddenly heard a voice not far from the door.
The familiar sound is tight, isn't it the bull's head and horse noodles that were just performed on stage?
I only heard the bull head say to the horse: "You don't spit it out, when the time comes, what can be done if there is one less ghost head in hell?" ”
"Oops! Spit and vomit, am I that unprofessional! ”
"Where did you throw up? I threw up in the last room of the toilet. ”
"I'll throw up in the penultimate room, we'll glue her up again in a while, and we'll have another show tomorrow."
"Okay, let's use it again tomorrow and change it to a new ghost."
"Don't worry about it, let's go see Fairy Chang'e first, the finale!"
“……”
If you heard me right, did they just say that they vomited something to the last room?
Aren't you in the last room!
Lin Xiang's wine instantly sobered up more than half of it.
For a moment, the light in the toilet flickered on and off.
Lin Xiang looked around in fear.
His panicked face was reflected on the wall.
Of course, nothing was seen except his scared face like a dead dog.
After a moment, he cursed, "! Nothing! ”
After saying that, he realized that there seemed to be a place he hadn't seen, so he slowly raised his head.
I saw a female ghost with a dead gray face, bulging eyes, and a face full of black blood looking at him quietly.
“……”
The female ghost's long tongue hung on Lin Xiang's face. A fishy liquid came to my nose.
"Little brother, you're sitting on me." The female ghost's voice was hoarse and slow, sounding very strange.
Lin Xiang stood up slowly, and vaguely saw a pair of women's feet peeking out of the toilet.
“……”
At this moment, the lights in the toilet went out completely.
It was pitch black.
Lin Xiang instantly felt that the female ghost's tongue was wrapped around his neck, and when he stared, the female ghost's face was directly in front of him.
Those terrifying eyes were quietly looking at themselves.
“……”
"Little brother, you excrement...... You're human, right? ”
"Ahh Hell! ”
Lin Xiang closed his eyes tightly, screaming and beating with spiritual power, he tore the female ghost's tongue away from his neck and forcefully tore the female ghost's upper body against the wall, and he couldn't buckle it.
I only heard the female ghost cry instantly: "What did I do...... I just said hello to you, why did you hit me...... Why do you ...... me so much?"
“……”
"Hurry up and get me down!" The female ghost looked at Lin Xiang with a bloody face.
Lin Xiang calmed down and asked, "Your uncle!" Why did you break the toilet light and scare me! ”
"Maybe the toilet line is flooded......
"Fart! You just wrapped your tongue around me, making it clear that you want to strangle me! ”
The female ghost looked aggrieved: "I'm tired from hanging on the ceiling...... I'll lay it down and rest on your neck...... Am I not afraid that I will fall to the ground......"
“……”
"Little brother, quickly detain me!"
Lin Xiang stiffened his head and stretched out his hand, and just when he was about to touch the female ghost's arm, he suddenly retracted his hand and shouted, "No! I'm scared when I look at your face! Find your own way out! ”
After saying this, Lin Xiang grabbed the door and fled.
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Seeing Lin Xiang running over panting, the Hades King sat down restlessly.
I couldn't help but smile and asked, "Running so fast, there are ghosts." ”
Lin Xiang glanced at him angrily: "It's not like it's a drop, I really ran into a ghost!" Scared dad to death! ”
“……”
The host Dog Jing came to the stage: "The following is the finale performance for everyone, Chang'e Fairy!" ”
This time the audience erupted in the warmest applause of the night!
Even Hades symbolically clapped his hands.
Lin Xiang couldn't help but wonder, who is this Chang'e.
When he was a child, he heard the story of Chang'e running to the moon.
Before meeting Hades, he had always thought that Chang'e was a fictional mythical character.
The lights hit the center of the stage, and the music slowly sounded.
I saw an ethereal fairy dressed in white and wearing a white veil, slowly landing from the top of the stage.
The whole hall was full of fairy breath for a moment.
Lin Xiang looked up and down, left and right, he had been a man for many years, and he was habitually looking for a tightrope to see if there was any goof.
Then I slapped my head, I was Chang'e, what kind of tightrope to hang!
After Chang'e landed, she bowed slightly to everyone.
The frenzied applause rang out again, and it lasted for a long time.
Lin Xiang stretched his neck curiously: "Hey! Why doesn't this fairy Chang'e take off her veil? ”
The Hades King was about to answer, but saw Wang Chenlong running towards the center of the stage like crazy.
He flew and ran, and he was about to pounce on Chang'e.
I saw Chang'e wave her hand, Wang Chenlong didn't even touch his hair, he was directly knocked out of the Demon Fairy Bar, and a big hole was punched out of the connecting world!
Chang'e mended the enchantment, then cleared her throat and said, "The Yuan Venerable God must have drunk too much. ”
The audience instantly discussed: "That lewd kid just now turned out to be Yuanzun?" ”
"My god is too dick, I thought it was the king of the mountain who just entered the city, you see how many banshees he touched at night!"
"Terrible, terrible."
Chang'e said slowly: "Don't worry, he just entered the original space of this bar, and he will be fine." ”
The audience began to praise again: "Fairy! ”
"A goddess is kindness!"
"CALL FOR CHANG'E!"
Lin Xiang asked the Hades King: "This Chang'e is so hot?" ”
Hades nodded: "It is equivalent to the king of the human world, Zuxian." ”
"Oh my God! This is very goddess! ”
"It's okay, the main thing is that the temperament is good."
The first time he heard the Hades praising people, Lin Xiang was a little uncomfortable, and he smiled: "You actually praise women!" ”
"It's an old lover after all."
Lin Xiang cut off: "Hey! Why did you start bragging like Brother Long! That's right! Brother Long! ”
"He just went to the original space of this bar, and the original human space here is also a bar, opened by mortals, called the Queen Bar."
"Oh." Lin Xiang nodded: "Then we are in someone else's small world now, right?" ”
Hades nodded slightly: "It's in the small world of the Demon Fairy Queen." ”
"Magical."
Lin Xiang originally wanted to check the Demon Fairy Queen, but after thinking about it, he forgot about it......
If you find out that you are all the way with the Mother of Dragons, you will be disillusioned......
The audience began to applaud again!
Lin Xiang saw that it was Chang'e dancing on the stage.
Lin Xiang watched intently for a while, only to feel that Chang'e's body was graceful and soft, and her movements were like a dream.
As long as it is a male creature, they all look fluttering, salivating, and fascinated by the audience.
Lin Xiang couldn't help but say, "If only this Chang'e could sleep with me for one night." ”
Suddenly, there was a blow to the head.
The Immortal's movements were so fast that he didn't even notice it.
He covered his head and scolded: "You're going to die!" ”
Hades smiled kindly at him.
Chang'e finished dancing and bowed slowly, "Thank you." ”
The audience shouted: "Do it again!" One more time! ”
"Fairy Chang'e! I'm an old demon of Montenegro! I love you for the rest of my life! ”
"Chang'e! I am the dragon god of Changbaidi! I'm willing to die for you! ”
"Chang'e! Let's see who you really are! ”
"Chang'e!"
"Lift the veil! Lift the veil! Lift the veil! ”
Chang'e was unmoved, and said with a smile: "I came this time, there is one more thing, I want to find a favorite owner for the Jade Rabbit I adopted." ”
When the audience heard it, it was possible to have a relationship with Chang'e, and it was boiling again!
"I raise! I raise! I raise! ”
"I, me, me! I love animals! ”
"My Jade Rabbit, she has to choose for herself."
Chang'e said, releasing a red-eyed little white rabbit from her sleeve.
The little rabbit jumped twice on the stage, its round tail like a furball.
Lin Xiang was taken aback, this rabbit is familiar!