Chapter 2: Peach Blossom Temple
The target of those electric lights is really the tree with the light, or it may not be the light, but it does guide the lightning in the direction.
To be precise, the tree illuminated the position between the flowers and clouds, and he almost shouted to the electric light, "He's here, come and hit him!" ”
The catastrophe is coming, and you have never had the opportunity to see that kind of overwhelming scene in your life, and you have never had the opportunity to experience it in your life.
So, in fact, Hua Yunjian is quite lucky.
At least he could know what it felt like to have a scorched body and what it smelled like.
Hey? Odd. Why do I still feel these ways?
Suddenly, he seemed to hear someone chanting poetry.
Peach blossom nunnery in Peach Blossom Dock, peach blossom fairy in peach blossom nunnery.
The peach blossom fairy planted peach trees and picked peach blossoms for wine money.
When you wake up, you only come to sit with flowers, and when you are drunk, you come to sleep with flowers.
Half-awake and half-drunk, day after day, the flowers fall and bloom year after year.
I hope that the old man will die in the wine room, and he will not bow in front of the carriage and horse.
The car dust and horses are full of fun for the rich, and the wine cup is rich in flowers.
If you compare the rich with the poor, one on the flat earth and the other in the sky.
If the flowers and wine are compared to the chariots and horses, he has to drive me to be idle.
Others laugh at me for being crazy, and I laugh at others for not being able to see through it.
I don't see the tomb of Wuling heroes, and there are no flowers and no wine hoeing fields.
Hua Yunjian's last consciousness was: this voice...... Hello Bag ......
The sunshine in March is just right, not arrogant or impatient, plus the spring breeze and Xun, the peach fragrance is naturally blowing in the wind.
Under the leadership of the Taoist priest, a group of tourists found that there was such a place in this peach blossom dock, why hadn't they found it before?
"Look!" The Taoist priest with tattered robes and disheveled hair pointed to the pile of peach blossoms under the bare peach tree and said, "There is a person under this peach blossom!" ”
"Who would be so bored to knock down the peach blossoms and pile them up and hide them inside?"
"What's so unusual about sensationalism and eye-catching? Maybe there will be reporters coming over after a while, and tomorrow's news headlines are: Strange things happened in Taohuawu, and the peach blossoms fell into a pile of rain, burying the surviving people of the Qing Dynasty! ”
"Yo, you know a lot!"
"That is, I used to be a reporter for a while, and I don't know the girl's name? The peach rain on the bank of the Taojiang River is really beautiful, and the girl is willing to ......"
"I don't want to!"
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The Taoist priest opened the peach blossom pile, and there was indeed a black thing inside, isn't it human...... I really can't see it.
"Look! That's him! The Taoist priest glared at his eyes and said with fear on his face: "I was struck by lightning last night!" ”
"It's really fake!"
"Did anyone call the police?"
"Ouch, no wonder I smelled the smell of meat buns just now! It turned out to be a roasted person! ”
A little fat man stuffed the last bite of meat buns into his mouth, rubbed his hands on his clothes, and approached the peach pile to take a look, "It doesn't seem to be dead yet, you see that his chest is still undulating, and he should still be breathing!" ”
"Ouch! What a thing! If you are struck by lightning, you won't die, this kid's life is quite big! ”
"If you don't die, hurry up and save people! Even if you don't die, I'm afraid you won't be hurt lightly if you are struck by lightning! ”
"Who saves? Do you save? Originally, he didn't die, but you went to save it but died, whose life is it? ”
"I ......"
"What are you? Can you be responsible? Do you dare to be responsible? Can you afford it? ”
"The hospital is in charge! I've called the police! By the way, I also called an ambulance! A man said with his phone raised.
"Let's stand out of the way! Crowded together airtight and airtight is not conducive to air circulation. ”
"Don't panic!" The Taoist priest stood in the middle of the crowd with a smile and picked up a small half of yellow paper from the peach blossom pile, and there were some red traces on the yellow paper, like some kind of pattern.
"See what this is?" The Taoist priest asked triumphantly.
"Cut! This Taoist priest turned out to be a charlatan who sold yellow paper! ”
"I just said that this Taoist priest is not like a good person, so he knows that he coaxed us to buy those hard papers that wipe his buttocks, but fortunately, there are many people, and he doesn't dare to buy and sell it!"
"Not really! Maybe the person lying down is the nursery he invited, how can there be a person who has been struck by lightning and still doesn't die? Look at the big pit over there, I'm afraid that's where the thunder really splits! ”
Everyone looked over, and the soil in the pit was burned black, and they all immediately agreed with the man's words.
"That's not right! Who said that if you are struck by lightning, you will die? The little fat man issued a different opinion: "I think there are such people in many books, and they later have superpowers, eliminate demons, rob the rich and help the poor, and defend world peace!" ”
"I'm afraid I'm not a fool!"
"Probably yes."
"Looks like there's not enough ambulance!"
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"Everyone!" The Taoist priest shouted loudly and finally calmed the field, twisted the beard that did not exist on his chin and said, "Originally, this person must have died!" But ......"
"But he begged you for a piece of yellow paper before he was struck by lightning?"
"And then that yellow paper saved his life?"
"Shouldn't there be a big disaster in the future?"
"There should be an affair tomorrow!"
"I guess it's still a white rich beauty!"
"Not only does he have a beautiful daughter-in-law, but other good-looking girls also like to come to him!"
"And a lot of money!"
"I can't spend it in ten lifetimes!"
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The Taoist priest's hand stopped in mid-air, looked at the group of people in front of him in amazement, and asked incredulously, "How do you know!" ”
"Hehe......"
One of them put his arm on the shoulders of the little chubby, looked at the Taoist priest with disdain and said, "Because we are all fellow Taoists!" ”
"You're out of date!"
"Yes! The current masters are all muffled and don't speak, and only their unfathomable appearance can anyone believe it! How can there be anything like you? ”
"The acting is too bad!"
"Bad review!"
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The Taoist priest wanted to cry, it wasn't like this before! What's wrong with people now? Do you want to take out the talisman paper in your arms? It's annoying!
"Oops! There are some things that you would rather believe than believe! A man in a suit said, "Leave it to you! I'll go to the nunnery and put two pillars of incense! ”
After speaking, he looked at the Taoist priest and said, "Old Dao, don't you want to lead the way?" ”
The Taoist priest was overjoyed, bowed down like a turtle inviting a guest, and said, "Please!" ”
"What a fool!"
"I'll check it out too!" The little fat man took the hand off his shoulder and followed.
"Just take a look, it won't cost money if you don't buy anything anyway, just visit!" Someone else followed.
"Well, comrade, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I made a mistake, what? Still want to take a transcript? False alarm? No, no, I'm not that kind of person! Got to Peach Blossom Dock? That's okay, make a transcript, just make a transcript, but I really didn't mean it, who knew this was a routine for tourism projects! Okay, okay, I'll go out, you can let the officers wait for me outside!" Rest assured, I don't run! But I'll explain the situation to the ambulance first......"
The peach blossom pile was finally quiet, because the tourists all entered the nunnery, but after waiting for a while, someone came out every three or five days, and everyone was happy, and there was still a yellow talisman paper in their hands.
Someone noticed that the person under the peach blossom pile outside was still lying motionless in a daze, and said with some emotion: "This person is really dedicated!" ”
"It could also be a dummy!"
"How is it possible for a dummy's chest to move?"
"Machines!"
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Night gradually fell, and the slanting light of the setting sun swept over the plaque of the building, making the few vague characters on the plaque a little clearer, that is-Peach Blossom Temple.