It was too late for twilight, and the last afterglow stained the clouds red, which was very beautiful.

The spring breeze in March was slightly cool, passing through the bare peach trees in the garden, making the peach trees tremble lightly and the branches slanted out.

"Young man, you slept with me for a day and a night, and it was time to wake up, right?" A whining voice sounded in the ears of the flower clouds.

His head was still a little dizzy, and he struggled to open his eyes, feeling something slimy in his eyes, and reached out to wipe it off, rubbing off many unknown lumps, probably dirt.

Standing in front of Hua Yunjian was a Taoist priest, wearing a Taoist robe full of patches, exuding a faint sour smell, the most conspicuous thing was the Taoist bun, more like a woman's curled hair, with this obscene face, the contrast was great.

"Who are you?" Hua Yunjian asked suspiciously.

"You're asking me?" The Taoist priest pointed to his nose and said, seeing Hua Yunjian nodded stunnedly, he laughed angrily, and said, "I should have asked you!" Do you remember what you did last night? ”

Seeing the Taoist priest's exaggerated expression, Hua Yunjian subconsciously asked, "What did I do?" ”

"What did you say you did!" The Taoist priest seemed to have been stepped on by someone's tail, jumping and jumping at Hua Yunjian and yelling: "You went crazy last night, you!" Hold the peach tree in my garden and shake it! said that he wanted to shake down the peach blossoms on the tree and take them back to make peach blossom cakes to eat, but I couldn't pull it! The Taoist priest was heartbroken, hid his face and wept, and was aggrieved.

Hua Yunjian found that he was sleeping in a pile of peach blossoms, many peach blossoms were pressed into peach blossom paste, the fragrance is strong, if it is made into peach blossom cakes, the taste should be very good.

Although most of the peach trees in the garden are only arm thick, some of them are thicker than the thighs between the flowers.

This Taoist priest is not like a good person and may blackmail himself.

Hua Yunjian came to a conclusion in his heart, then sat up from the peach blossom pile, quietly moved his position, and moved closer to the Taoist priest.

However, he didn't dare to get too close, just thinking that he could let this Taoist priest fall while walking or be drenched by some aunt's foot washing water.

"Since you've woken up and you've picked the peach blossoms, let's talk about the price!" The Taoist priest glanced at Hua Yunjian, and his smile was full of treachery, like a philistine peach blossom seller.

Hua Yunjian rubbed his face to sober himself up, then stood up and stretched, patted his ass and prepared to leave.

He himself is full of hunger, so he naturally doesn't want to be blackmailed, but if he wants to stand on the side of reason, he has to talk about it well.

However, this time I suddenly felt a cool feeling among the clouds, and when I looked down, I saw that it was a big one...... It's also pitch black......

What's the situation?

What about clothes? What kind of trouble is it going to be so dark? Who threw me into the mountain coal mine while I was asleep in the middle of the night!

Hua Yunjian hurriedly covered his face, full of shame.

"Where's my clothes? Where did you throw my clothes? Hua Yunjian watched the Taoist priest's obscene eyes constantly roaming over his body, and suddenly a bad feeling jumped from his ass to the heavenly spirit cover.

"You...... What was done to me! Hua Yunjian cried, tears streaming down his face.

Tears are the most beautiful detergent in the world, can wash away all the dirt and filth in the world, if there is a girl like the face of the flower clouds, and then cry, there will be someone willing to pinch the girl's nose, smile and say, little flower cat.

"Little Flower Cat." The Taoist priest licked his chapped lips and said with a blazing look in his eyes, "You are so naughty! ”

Vomit! Buy Karma! Vomit......

Hua Yunjian jumped into the peach blossom pile, hid all his black body in it, pointed at the Taoist priest and scolded: "You beast! Get out of here! Get out of here! ”

The Taoist priest smiled, took two steps forward, and was so frightened that Hua Yunjian kept shrinking back, "Don't come here!" Don't come here! ......Uhh Please don't come here! ”

"Young people! Don't cry! The Taoist priest handed over a piece of paper and said, "You settle the account for me, and I'll leave immediately!" Ouch...... Look at this pitiful appearance, I really cried so much that my heart was about to break! ”

"Oops! Don't talk! I beg you! Please spare me! If you want money, I'll give it to you! I'll give you as much as you want! Hua Yunjian cried heartbroken, I just felt that it was better to die, die? That's right? Am I not here to die? Jumping off a mountain? Didn't die?

"You said it yourself!" The Taoist priest said hesitantly: "My peach tree is a high-quality peach tree, and those peach blossoms are supposed to bear fruit, so the price will definitely be more expensive, but don't worry, I am a sincere person, and I will never trick you and deceive you, coax you and threaten you!" ”

The Taoist priest finally became a little more normal, crossed his fingers and said: "If you count ten yuan a catty, this peach blossom is about twenty-five cubic meters, and the density of the peach blossom is about one-thirtieth of water, that is to say, the peach blossom here is only equivalent to the weight of 0.83 tons of water, that is, 830 kilograms, a total of 1,660 catties, ten yuan per catty, then you should give me 16,006, and you don't want a fraction, you just give 16,000!" ”

Hearing the Taoist priest's calculations, Hua Yunjian was stunned, and the density of peach blossoms can also be known? What is the formula for calculating volumetric weight? This is a domineering student!

But in the end, I finally reacted, so I asked again with confirmation, "How much?" ”

"No more, no more!" The Taoist priest waved his hand and said, "It's only ten thousand sixteen." ”

16,000 ......

"I'm an orphan...... Hua Yunjian suddenly came to her sadness, "My tuition fees are all earned by myself for three rounds, and last night's outfit was my latest set, and now it's gone!" ”

The Taoist priest was a little moved, handed over a piece of paper again, and said sympathetically: "Young man, you are really pitiful!" I really sympathize with you! ”

"What's the use of sympathy!" Hua Yunjian said aggrievedly: "You ask me for 16,000, even if you sell me, I won't have it!" That's right! Or you'll sell me!" ”

"Really?" The Taoist priest was overjoyed, stared at Hua Yunjian feverishly and said, "Then I don't want a penny!" These peach trees are yours from now on! ”

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When the last rays of the sun were swallowed up by darkness, Hanayunma finally left the place that made him heartbroken.

Speaking of how he left? He really never wanted to mention it again.

He was photographed by the Taoist priest and signed his name on the IOU.

Shame on you!

The most important thing is that the stinky Taoist priest handed him the two pieces of paper, which turned out to be a thousand yuan each! The tattered clothes given to him cost two thousand, which is not as good as the homeless man under the overpass!

A history of humiliation, a humiliating unequal treaty, a humiliating IOU!

The moment Hua Yunjian walked out of the Peach Blossom Dock, he suddenly turned around, pointed at the Peach Blossom Dock and scolded: "Old thief! I will make you die a bad death, I will make you unrecognizable, I will expose you to the wilderness, I will make you ...... Woo! Strong people don't cry! But it's so sad! It's so sad! Woo ah......"