Looking at the ticking of the watch, I began to feel a little sleepy again, my head nodded vigorously, and I was so sleepy that I almost fell to the ground.

Rub your eyes, cheer up, continue to drag your chin listlessly, etc.

After about half an hour, Master finally stopped, I was dizzy and heard no sound, and hurriedly opened my squinted eyes to see what he was doing, only to see that he stood up after burning the heavenly gold and ingots, and I hurriedly stood up and called Master Morning.

Master smiled at me and said, "Shunyun, you really ...... early."

Hearing this, I was speechless and muttered, "Master, are you still in the mood to make fun of me at this time?" ”

Master laughed out loud and looked very proud.

I was even more speechless, my eyes narrowing and I wanted to despise him.

As soon as I wanted to reply, I suddenly remembered what was going on, and hurriedly asked, "By the way, Master, why did you invite God at home?" Is there something big about it? ”

Seeing that my face was full of doubts, Master didn't continue to tease me, put away the hippie smiling expression, and said to me seriously: "Shunyun, we are going to Miaoting Village this time, yesterday someone in Miaoting Village called me, saying that there was something in his village, which was attached to a woman's body, and when the woman was possessed by him, her whole body shrank, and her chest was abnormally bulging......

Before Master could finish speaking, I was surprised and said, "What is this, Master?" Isn't that perverted?!!! ”

After listening to what I said, the master sneered twice and continued to describe: "What's even more hateful is far more than that, this thing is actually a woman who is possessed by a woman every day and tortures the woman out of ......shape. ”

I didn't wait for the master to finish speaking, I came to the fire again, this fire is so fierce (at that time, I was young and vigorous, and I couldn't listen to the slightest bit of the weak being bullied, don't talk about my ability, I don't care about this kind of thing, I want to destroy the mongrel). At that time, I was not sleepy at all, and I hurriedly ordered Master, "Master, why don't we leave quickly...... Come on....... (Now that I think about it, was I the master or was he the master at that time?) How dare I order him?! It's really the other way around, I think I ate the ambition leopard at the time and dared me)

The master was stunned for a moment, looked at my anxious appearance, snorted and said, "What's the hurry, I invited 108 generals this time to go up the mountain with us, because I know that this time things are different from usual, and they are not within the scope of excess." ”

As soon as I heard Master's words, I was stunned, it turned out that Master was going to lead the troops to Wow, what a cow fork. I only then understood why the master had been asking God in front of the patriarch, and it turned out that this time the teacher was so excited, it seemed that he was really going to fight.

I didn't jump high and prick my horns angrily, but said obediently: "I know the master, everything is arranged by the master." ”

Master smiled with satisfaction, beckoned me to come to him, and I obediently walked over.

He grabbed my head, recited the incantation, and wrote the words "Golden Light Opens the Way" on my forehead. At first, I didn't know why I wrote these 4 words. But in the end, I realized the true "power" of these four words. (Don't ask what the use of these four words is, I won't say, confidential, confidential, hehe, forgive me!) I can only reveal a little bit, that is, after having these 4 words written by the master on my forehead, I usually don't feel anything, but once I get to a place where the yin qi is heavy and there are yin things, the yang energy will greatly increase the protection of the master, and the master also knows that this time to do things, I, a little apprentice who has just entered the Tao, may not be able to hold on, so I wrote these 4 words, in order to give me the greatest protection. In addition, other uses, I am inconvenient to disclose, forgive me! ）

Master wrote it for me, straightened my body, patted me on the shoulder, smiled at me, and said, "Shunyun, go, bring the Heavenly King Cloth, Marshal Cloth, Seven Star Sword, Summoning God Banner and other magic weapons, and we are ready to go." ”

I had to give the order and hurried to get ready. When everything was ready, I ran to tell Master that it was done, and the two of us drove up the mountain.

The more I opened it, the more I felt that something was wrong, and I asked Master curiously, "Master, don't we pick up Uncle and Senior Brother first?" Shall we just go? ”

Master glanced at me and said, "Shunyun, this time we are not going to do the excess, but to ask the gods to destroy the demons, this time it will be different from usual, no altar, no formation, no need for so many people to go into battle, just the two of us are enough......." ”

I nodded, understood, and didn't say anything more. But I'm still thinking about this trip, please God, destroy demons, let's go with Master this time, what are we going to destroy? Still attached to a woman? One a day? Those who are possessed are also subjected to physical destruction...... I didn't dare to think about it, so I couldn't help but ask Master: "Master, what kind of thing did we get when we went up the mountain this time?" So damned, so perverted. ”

The master was neither slow nor slow, and squeezed out two words without smiling: "Pervert." ”

"Ahem, lust...... ...... pervert? Isn't it, Master? Pervert? Isn't the pervert the pig brother we call in the book? That's the East Evil Star Monarch! This...... What's going on with this, Master? "When I heard Master say these two words, I almost choked to death, and I became restless, and my heart was extremely restless.

Seeing that my face was red, and scratching my ears and cheeks, the master couldn't help but smile and said to me: "Shunyun, what you said is right, but one thing you are wrong, Brother Pig is actually cultivated by a mountain boar, if they don't learn the Tao, they will become demons, and most of them who can't cultivate the Tao are perverts." If you have attained the Tao, you will be the Star Monarch, and the Dongsha Xingjun is called the Dongsha Xingjun because of the Tao, and when you become the Dongsha Xingjun, you will be in charge of all kinds of violence and sexual offenses in the world, also known as the Star Monarch of Color. And those who have not attained the Tao will become pig brother essence, pervert and the like, Dongsha Xingjun and pig brother spirit or pervert are not the same thing. Didn't I tell you that too? It is now the possession of a woman every day, although those possessed women will not die, but at that time it will be worse than death, his behavior, that is, the kind of pervert that everyone hates. In fact, this matter is not within the scope of our duties, and we can't start with the gods we know, so what we have to do is to ask 108 generals to come over and arrest him and punish him together. ”

Hearing this, I finally opened my mouth: "Master, I completely understand this time, this pervert is really hateful, Master asked the gods and generals to come down and catch it in person, probably because he broke the rules?" That's why I asked the 108-bit ministry to deal with it in the future, right? Hahaha! ”

When Master heard me say this, he immediately pulled down his face, coughed twice, looked straight ahead, rolled his eyes, and continued driving.

After a bumpy journey, we finally came to the entrance of Miaoting Village.

I jumped out of the car and took a brief look at my surroundings: the village was surrounded by mountains, and there were only seven or eight families living in the village.

The people of Miaoting Village knew that my master was coming early in the morning, so they all came to the village entrance early to greet them. Seeing our car coming from afar, Hula all the onlookers came over, of course I was wrapped in a crowd, and so was our car. Ha ha

Master hurriedly got out of the car, and the leader said that he wanted us to go to the house first and sit down first, and let us pick up the wind and wash the dust.

As soon as Master waved his hand and said that he would go later, he wanted to see the person who had the accident first, but at this moment, an old man squeezed in from the crowd, crying and trembling, and was about to kneel down when he saw my master. Seeing this posture, the master hurriedly mixed the old man and said, "Old man, don't do this, what's the matter, you say slowly, quickly, who can take a hand and let the old man sit down first?" Master said anxiously.

Before the master could finish speaking, the old man began to cry again, and said as he cried, "Master, you have to help us, this thing has already harmed two families and four women!" The women were tortured, and almost all of them were going to die. What a poor child, poor child...... "After speaking, he couldn't stop crying and was about to cry and die, and I looked at him so uncomfortably that I was dying.

When the master heard this, his face became even more stinky, and he didn't say anything for a long time, but kept shaking his head and gritting his teeth, and you could see his green tendons bulging from the side of his cheeks. For more than a year with Master, it was the first time I saw Master angry like this, and I was a little scared when I saw it, and I didn't dare to say anything there. When the other villagers saw Master's expression, most of them were silent, they all kept looking at Master, wanting to get some information from him, or he promised to take over and get rid of it, or promised to take over and drive it away, or said that they couldn't do it themselves, said sorry, and drove away. All the people present, except for the old man who was crying, most of them were anxiously waiting for Master's statement.

"Auntie, don't panic, don't cry, go, it's hard for you to take me to see the family that was possessed this time, okay?" Master's mouth was tightly closed, and he was finally willing to open his mouth to speak.

As soon as the words ended, several people from the village eagerly showed the way for Master and me and took us to this family's house.

In order to get home quickly, this old man with weak legs and feet has been walking tremblingly, and her steps are quite fast, which really shows how anxious she is in her heart. I told the old man several times that you should slow down, my master will not ignore the affairs of your village.

But the old man ignored my persuasion at all, still staggering quickly, I was speechless, looked at the master, I knew that the master saw me looking at him with his peripheral vision, but ignored me, while holding the old man by the hand, he followed the family with great strides.

When I arrived at my destination, I looked into the house, and before I could see it clearly, I was choked by a foul smell. Quickly cover your nose, damn, why does it stink, I thought to myself, but I didn't dare to make a sound, and looked at the master again.

Master entered the door, looked around, and said to me, "Shunyun, you take a pen, draw a thunder talisman, and then place the five thunder cards in front of the stove in this house......

I hurriedly said yes, and hurriedly did so.