(Thanks to Shunyun Daoyou for providing the case)

Preface:

Very lucky, on the eve of the Chinese New Year's Eve, the god of law can be more on my text, Shunyun is here to steal joy, but also to send the blessing of the cloud baby: here I Yun Dabao wishes everyone in the new year: the mood is infinitely wonderful, happy knock on the door, festive around, happiness smiles at you, good luck runs with you, auspiciousness surrounds you, wealth into the pocket, all wishes come true, Spring Festival laughter, health to embrace, may you be in good health.

A year ago, I planned to take more time to provide Sister Fashen with some of her own experience, but I had more than enough energy to do it, and the more I ended the year, I took on several times more work than usual! I can't spare any time to contact Sister Fashen, and I'm sorry to everyone here, during this period of the Chinese New Year, I Shunyun will strive to make more time to tell Sister Fashen my story, and let Sister Fashen sort out the article for everyone to read.

I have always wanted to thank the fans and friends who have been accompanying us Taoist friends and Sister Fashen for their perseverance in the past 2 months. I am very happy to see that each article has everyone's footprints and experiences, which shows that our act of accumulating virtue and teaching people to do good has been slowly passed on to everyone, and everyone has also affirmed our behavior of helping others for so long. We've all been good friends for a long time.

Don't say anything else, as long as you use me Shunyun, everyone will make a sound, and where we can help, we will do our best. Here I also thank those friends who insist on voting, writing book reviews, sending flowers, wine, and crowns for Sister Fashen every day, with your existence, there is the motivation for us to continue to do it, as long as you are here, I will be there.

——Zhengyi faction Shunyun respects

Body:

This happened in my first year of school.

I remember that day I was doing the thing of transcending the soul in Sansha, and I had been doing it for three days, and that night was the last day of the French ceremony, and it was also the last link, called "bathing".

To say that this bath is not the bath of our bath, but for the undead to bathe the Shenzhou, as for how to operate, in fact, it is relatively simple, that is, only one person needs to hold the banner and recite the spell of bathing the Shenzhou for the deceased.

Because the link was simple, Master and Uncle went home in the afternoon, leaving me and my brothers to do the final finishing work.

Luckily, it wasn't my job to bathe the Shenzhou for the souls of the dead, and I was bored, so I sat next to the thunder drum in a daze. (I don't know if I was thinking about a beautiful woman at the time, or if I was thinking about Xiangxiang's hooves, haha)

Just when I was stunned, the mobile phone in my pocket rang at an untimely time, I was startled, recovered from my daze, and hurriedly took out my mobile phone to look at it-Master. Eh~~~ Didn't he just leave, what's the matter!

He pressed the answer button, straightened his tone, and put the phone to his ear: "Hey, Master, do you have any instructions?" ”

I only heard a very anxious voice from the master's side: "Shunyun, are you almost done with your work over there?" ”

I said, "Not yet, Master, I'm doing the last part......

Before I could finish speaking, Master took over again and said hurriedly, "Okay, I know, you finish Sansha's work today, and you will rush to my house at half past eight tomorrow." ”

As soon as I heard this, I suddenly didn't catch my breath, and it took me a long time to swallow the saliva that had choked on me: "Master...... Master...... No way? Sansha is a two-hour journey to our house, and besides, it's so late, it's not done yet, and it is estimated that we won't be able to rest until the second half of the night. Can I get home later? Besides, what's the matter with you? In such a hurry? Do you have to go so early? ”

The master said angrily: "If you come over early, I'll come over early, what's nonsense?" I know that the first bus from Sansha to us in the morning is at 6 o'clock, so you can get up early tomorrow! Be sure to come back before 8:30 o'clock, and talk about what you will talk about! The second bus will only leave two hours later, if you dare to miss the bus, come back and wait to be cleaned up. ”

Before I could say anything, there was a sound of hanging up from his side, which made me tangled, I wanted to say that I didn't want to go, but I didn't dare to call the phone back, listening to the master's tone, there was no room for negotiation at all, forget it, don't call, simply put the phone back in my pocket, depressed.

The two hands held their faces on the chair, and they no longer had the mind to be in a daze, and the more they thought about it, the more angry they became: What is this called? At night, it is one or two o'clock in the middle of the night, and it is not certain what time it is to pack up everything and go to bed. After being tired for three days and three nights, he still had to ask me to get up at six o'clock and rush to his house at half past eight...... You really used me like a superman.

Hi!!! Thinking of this, what a beauty, what a hoof, no mood.

Finally, it was nearly half past one, and the bathing method that Uncle Shi had in it was finally finished, and it was already two o'clock in the middle of the night after finishing the final work of sending off the gods.

Because I had to catch the first bus at 6 o'clock in the morning, I didn't even eat snacks, so I ran upstairs to the victim's house, planted my bed and went to sleep.

At that time, I was so tired that I guess I didn't need a second, so we played chess with Zhou Gong......

When I opened my eyes again, the genius was slightly bright, maybe after all, I was pretending to have something in my heart, although I fell asleep, but I didn't sleep very steadily, I wanted to close my eyes and squint for a while, but suddenly remembered that today the master asked me to rush back early, and I was so scared that I hurriedly grabbed my phone to see what time it was. I don't know if I don't see this, I was dumbfounded when I saw it, how did this sleep time pass so quickly? I feel that I have just been on a short journey, and it seems that I haven't finished playing a game of chess with Zhou Gong yet, why did I open my eyes and it was more than half past five?

If we don't catch the first train, the second train will be sent in 2 hours, and if I am late, the master will not kill me, so I don't have time to complain, so I got up and put on my clothes and pants, and I didn't even wash my face and brush my teeth, and I rushed to the station.

Heaven and earth, which fairy sister helped me blow this breath, just one minute, just one minute, haha, I rushed to the long-distance bus that was about to leave the station. Our "Yun Ye" is not boasting, we just have this good life, and we are always at a critical moment - not to drop the chain. The god of luck is always there to help...... Hahaha!! I'm sorry, I'm too proud.

After getting on the bus, we didn't have to worry about it, bought a ticket, picked up a window seat, tilted my head and fell asleep again.

"Beauty wow", "fragrant hooves wow", all around me wow, haha, beautiful, beautiful! I am holding a beautiful woman with my left hand, holding a big hoof with my right hand, the happiest things in my life are occupied by my two hands, hahaha, or the hoof is delicious enough, let's eat it first, it's so fragrant, hehe, do you want to stop kissing the beauty? I was about to kiss, I was about to kiss, suddenly the beauty became an old aunt, shaking my arm vigorously, this wrinkled face, ugly, I wanted to break her hand, but I couldn't shake it off, she still kept shaking my arm.

I was scared, I woke up violently, but I still felt someone shaking my arm, I opened my eyes in fright, trying to break free of the big hand that shook my arm, and then my ears had hearing: "Wake up, young man, young man, wake up......"

I rubbed my eyes and looked at it, and it was ~~~ the conductor's aunt.

I stretched and asked lazily, "What's wrong, Auntie?" What's the matter? ”

The aunt actually smiled and said to me, "Young man, you have arrived at the station, it's time to get off the train." ”

Arriving at the station? Is it possible to get to the station? Didn't I just get in the car, couldn't have been two hours? After thinking about it, Mu Ne looked out the window: Ah, it's really here, why is the car driving so fast today? Then I turned back and looked inside the car: oh, there was no one in the seat, and I was gone.

Suddenly ashamed, he hurriedly apologized: "Auntie, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm too sleepy, I overslept, I'll get out of the car." Saying that, he quickly got up and ran under the car, because he was too confused, he was not fully awake, he caught up with his own urgency, and ran to the back door, one accidentally, half of his body hit the door, and he didn't dare to shout that it hurt, and stumbled out of the car. I vowed not to ride this train again in the next year. At that time, I vaguely heard the aunt say: "This child ...... Hey......"

Rushing out of the car door, I didn't think much about it, I ran directly to Master's house, and I didn't think about taking a taxi at that time, I just felt that my legs were long, and it would be too late if I didn't run.

Huhuhu ran to the master's house, but the master was not in the house, and he was dumbfounded. Am I late? Woo woo woo, Master...... Am I going to be hacked to death......

I was about to cry, and I heard Master's old pendulum ring a few times, uh~~ No, isn't it only eight o'clock, I'm not late, what about Master?

Thinking about it, I walked towards the backyard, and suddenly saw my master washing clothes at the back door, so I hurriedly stepped forward and asked cautiously: "Master, where is my master?" You can't leave so early, right? ”

The master said with a smile: "Shunyun, you are really early, your master is upstairs to invite God, you go upstairs to find him." ”

Seeing Shi Niang's unknowing expression, I felt so speechless, and replied: "I know Shi Niang." So he went upstairs.

At this time, it suddenly occurred to me that the master said that the master was upstairs to invite God? No way? Could it be that the master has passed on the wrong word? Why didn't you go out yet? Today isn't a special day, is it? How can you ask God at home? Is there something big?

Thinking of this, I strode to the fourth floor (the fourth floor is where our ancestors were placed). Please, of course, means please.

When I got upstairs, I saw Master shaking the golden bell and reciting a mantra with his eyes closed...... In this case, Master is really asking God. But it's really strange, I don't know why the master wants to ask God at home, usually the mantra is over after a short while, but since I came up, he has been chanting, a small time has passed, he has no intention of stopping, I am even more puzzled, I want to ask the truth, but the master is in the French style, and he does not dare to approach to ask carefully, so he can only watch quietly and wait.