Chapter 18 The aroma of wine is full of vinegar

My name is Chen Kexin, you may not believe it, the Monkey King is sitting next to me, causing my heart to be bumped, and my cheeks are hot.

It turns out that monkeys can be so handsome! He was wearing gold armor, wearing a golden crown, a pair of fiery eyes like stars in the sky, and his voice was as loud as a bell chime.

King Yama's eyes became brighter and brighter when he looked at me, and his face was full of joy.

"Hahaha, it's not to blame you for not coming often after being a Buddha, I didn't expect my little boy to marry your apprentice, but you were absent on the day of the wedding banquet, come on, let's two of us are also parents, drink one?"

"I'm not as free now as I was when I was the Monkey King." Sun Wukong picked up the wine jug and said with a smile, "King Yama is too petty, I don't want to drink with you in a cup." ”

"Haha! It's refreshing! King Yama waved his hand, and two jars of elixir and jade liquid burst out from the place where the wine fell from the distance, and flew to the place where he and I were respectively, "Why don't we use this!" ”

I saw Sun Wukong stretching out his hand and catching it steadily, with a smile on the corner of his mouth, "It's almost the same!" ”

The aroma of wine is overflowing, the fragrance is full of garden, the king of Yama and the king of the monkey both hold the altar and drink directly, the wine is like the Milky Way, and the mouth can swallow the stars.

There was a round of applause around, and this momentum of drinking all the jars in one go made all the guests present impressed.

"Come again!" The Great Sage smiled with his eyebrows, "Isn't it happy to have good wine and food!" ”

"Fighting to defeat the Buddha is invincible, this drinking is also a winning general, this king is old, let my three sons accompany you to have fun, okay?"

"You old man, aren't you still holding grudges? Back then, I was young and ignorant, making trouble in your underworld, tampering with the book of life and death, could it be that you have always held a grudge? I don't have a good time drinking, but I obviously feel that your two sons are making things difficult for me, and I don't drink with them. ”

As soon as these words came out, Xiao Yu and Xiao Ke's faces were blue and purple, and they were extremely ugly.

The old king of Hades was calm, and with a smile he raised his hand and summoned two more jars of good wine, and without saying a word, he first made one jar as a respect, and then threw the other jar of wine over.

"Hahaha, my grandson likes your bold appearance!"

I didn't expect that this Monkey King is not only capable, but also very wise, although this wine can't be taken seriously, but in the future, it will be difficult for Xiao Yan's eldest brother and second brother to bully me again.

"Xiao Yu! Xiao Ke! Why don't you toast the Buddha of Victory? The fierce face of the king of Yama appeared in an instant, this kind of ability to change his face was unmatched, and his tone was extremely dissatisfied, which made the entire banquet suddenly silent.

But just as the son poured wine and got up, he was reprimanded by King Yama, "It's really ignorant, how can you use a wine glass to salute?" Go and move two jars of wine! ”

"Why is the old king of Hades so fierce, today is a happy thing, in the future, I will entrust this apprentice to your youngest son, although it is not a weapon, but it is also beautiful, isn't it?" Monkey King raised his hand as he spoke, summoned two jars of wine, curled up and jumped up, and instantly moved to Xiao Yan's side, "You drink with me!" ”

Xiao Yan shuddered, almost knocked over the wine table, I almost laughed out loud, this guy is so timid, didn't he just slap him in the back.

Everyone's eyes were focused on the two of them, and King Yama said with a smile on his face: "Yan'er! Hurry up and toast! In the future, our underworld will also be regarded as a Buddha! ”

After three rounds of drinking, the name of the Buddha was well deserved, and there was no one present who could drink anymore, except for me, who filled a glass of wine tremblingly, and walked towards the Monkey King sitting beside him under the gaze of King Yama.

I think that within these six realms, only the Monkey King, who is not afraid of heaven and earth, dares to make an assertion and squeeze on a stool with King Yama.

"Division...... Master! A glass of wine to you! ”

I blushed, I couldn't bear the idol worship in my heart as a fan, I just wanted to take a few more looks, and the Monkey King in front of me at this moment was completely a handsome little fresh meat!

The Great Sage hugged King Yama's neck and shook his head, looking a little drunk, but this King Yama was sitting precariously and motionless, could it be that the amount of alcohol my idol was not as good as Xiao Yan's father?

"Fool, how could I lose?" The Great Sage smiled and patted King Yama's face and smiled, "Old man! Don't pretend, wake up! ”

"Ahh King Yama suddenly rolled his eyes upward, revealing his true eyes, "It's not over yet, is it?" ”

I went, King Yama had actually fallen asleep just now, and those eyes were fake eyes that had been conjured up and covered their eyelids.

"I want to toast with the two of us, do you say you should drink it!" The Great Sage winked at me as he spoke, "I've already drunk it, it's your turn." ”

King Yama pursed his lips and glanced at Sun Wukong, and laughed: "You monkey! You still want to lie to me, now we are a family, and if you want to drink, you can drink together! ”

Towards the end of the banquet, the king of Yama summoned the officials to send the guests back, but called me and Xiao Yan to his side.

"Words! I know that you have suffered a lot of grievances over the years, but the underworld is a place where the weak eat the strong, all kinds of forces are intricately intertwined, your bloodline has always been criticized, and now you are married to the disciple of the Holy Buddha, Kexin was born in the East, and many people's mouths have been sealed, but the Holy Buddha does not have his own power here, plus the trouble in the underworld offended many people back then, your future road is not easy to walk, I will not be partial to you, whether you can command the netherworld, it depends on what you do in the future! I hope you can be husband and wife, and don't let the old man and me down! ”

Xiao Yan and I respectfully looked at the back of King Yama and watched him walk away on the clouds.

For a moment, I felt that the immortals were not without seven emotions and six desires, but it was just restraint and weighing, King Yama was both a father and the lord of the eighteenth layer of the Hell Barren River and the Blood River of the Netherworld, and there were bound to be various forces in such a vast territory.

I remember that Xiao Yan once told me that right now, there are ten halls of Yama, six case merits, four judges, ten yin marshals, seventy-five yin divisions, and millions of yin soldiers, and there are many factions, and here is the responsibility of supervising the six reincarnations, and the king of Yama will inevitably become ruthless, without preference, in order to choose the most suitable successor.

"You did well today!"

Xiao Yan hugged me from behind as he spoke, his body leaning on my shoulder, and I could see that he was a little tired.

"It seems that I really didn't find the wrong person, you don't panic at all, you must know that the fake master I found for you did not come today."

What the!? I suddenly pushed Xiao Yan away, "You...... What did you say? ”

"I have some friendship with the Eight Heavenly Dragons Guangli Bodhisattva, and I originally invited him to come to the round, but he didn't come today."

"I heard you right, then...... How did the Buddha come to fight? ”

It's over, I thought it was Sun Wukong who Xiao Yan invited, so he was fearless and survived the entire banquet, but now isn't it empty and happy, and I don't know why the great sage helped us, this misunderstanding is too deep.

"I ......" Xiao Yan scratched his head and said seriously, "I don't know, can I ...... You were an apprentice of the Great Sage in your last life, but later you didn't learn enough to succeed in the tribulation, and after you died, you reincarnated into the current you. ”

"Is that possible?" I suddenly became excited, but when I used to watch Journey to the West, I shouted the Great Sage every day and didn't see him come out!?

"It's hard to say, and only King Yama can do it when he looks up reincarnation."

"This still has to wait until you become the king of Yama!? How long will that take! ”

"Hahaha...... This kid is completely different from his father, he talks nonsense seriously, my grandson never accepts apprentices, not before! Not in the future! ”

I was stunned in place, and the Great Sage suddenly appeared in the middle of the two of us, holding a huge peach in his hand, took a bite with relish and continued: "That Guangli Bodhisattva is my fourth junior brother Xiao Bailong, who was a guest at him some time ago, and suddenly received a letter from the underworld, what age is it, can't you send a text message?" That kid was drunk by me, and he still can't get up, so there's no way, I can't let it go as a senior brother, so ...... Hehe, I'll do it for you. ”

I don't care about those, being able to see Monkey King is my wish for many years, and when I saw him turn over and disappear just now, I felt so lost.

When I saw the Great Sage again, I felt a joy of regain, but I didn't know what to do, after all, I was not his apprentice.

"Monkey King! I...... I'm a fan of yours! ”

"Yes, yes! Journey to the West is a household name, but the author wrote my master too weakly and untrue! As he spoke, the Great Sage suddenly turned his eyes around, and suddenly pulled me to him.

it! So handsome! At this moment, the great sage has taken off his robe and changed into a sportswear, the fluff on his body flashed, Lei Gongzui's mouth and lonely face gradually turned into a handsome face, and a shiny Asian superstar male model suddenly appeared, I really want him to stand on the catwalk, I will definitely be able to take the best photos.

"I've changed my mind, it's not bad to take in an apprentice today."

But before I could speak, Xiao Yan stood between me and the Great Sage, and his cold face and the Great Sage's smiling face formed two different pictures of ice and fire.

"Thank you for your help today, Xiao Yan will definitely prepare a generous gift to visit the door another day."

Your uncle! Hurry up and open it for my mother, hey, why can't I move?

"Hahaha...... It's not fun, it's not fun! I won't tease you, it seems that this master and apprentice are fake, and the husband and wife are real! The Great Sage laughed heartily, put his hands in his pockets, winked at me, turned around and waved away.

"The road ahead is bumpy, you have to protect her!"

I was about to speak, but Xiao Yan let go of the hand that was holding me tightly and chased after me.

"Fight the Holy Buddha! Please stay! ”

I looked at the picture in front of me in disbelief, Xiao Yan actually knelt down!!

What the hell is he going to do?

The Great Sage frowned, hugged his arms, lowered his head, and his eyes were cold.

"Boy? Which one are you singing? ”