My name is Chen Kexin, you may not believe it, but the king of Yama is sitting in front of me at this moment.

Handsome but full of majesty, he was probably a dashing son when he was young, otherwise he would not have three sons, especially Xiao Yan's mother is said to be the warden of Western Hell, and she is sexy and charming.

Now that I think about it, Xiao Yan probably inherited his appearance and his mother's pupils.

When I thought of the myths and legends I had watched with Yang Qian before, I couldn't help but get nervous, and this person was still nominally his father-in-law, which made me even more uneasy, and I didn't know why he performed splitting the table with one hand just now, it wasn't to be handsome in front of me.

"Why are you so far away from me? I'm not a man-eating monster. King Yama's words were not laughing at all, but the black-and-white impermanent bull-headed horse-faced judge Yin Si below laughed loudly.

King Yama coughed lightly, and the scene that had been a little embarrassing to me quieted down, and he tilted his head slightly, and said to me expectantly, "What did you call me just now?" Can I not be angry when you do that? ”

I suddenly reacted, could it be that this old man just disliked me and didn't change his mind?

"The ......"

"Dead Xiao Yan! Look at the good things you've done! If only I had just called my father-in-law?"

"Don't be shy, call Dad!" King Yama laughed.

What the! I almost thought I had misheard, but the guests were visibly flustered, and their glasses and chopsticks were rattling.

"Look! Isn't it still called my father-in-law?"

I glared back at Xiao Yan's kid, and then whispered Dad.

"Hahaha, good daughter-in-law! It's just a little too shy, come to Aiqing, drink! ”

I don't know if it's an illusion, when King Yama said that I was shy, Xiao Yan laughed twice, damnable! Can he be a son and not know Lao Tzu's temperament and character? Why didn't you tell me to call Daddy just now?

This Yama King's face changed like turning a book, and now he was already kind and kind, smiling, and his hearty voice was like a bell, and everyone in the audience raised their glasses.

But I felt two pairs of eyes full of hostility.

By the time I got back to my seat, the scene was already staggered, singing and dancing, and I thought that the aesthetics of hell would be different, but those singers were the same as the world, they were all stunning beauties.

"Aren't the two people in the front row your eldest brother and second brother? Why did they look at me like that just now?"

"That's nature! Originally, the two of them didn't take me seriously at all, but your appearance allowed me to participate in the battle for the heir, they probably came today to see your jokes, but I didn't expect my father to like you very much, but few people can call me father directly, even if a few of us have to call him the king of Yama on weekdays."

In this way, didn't I blame Xiao Yan just now.

"Ke Xin! Come, have a drink with Father! ”

I hurriedly got up and toasted a glass of wine to King Yama, and was about to sit down when I heard Xiao Yu's voice in the front row.

"Brother and sister have a good amount of alcohol, come! Big brother also toasts you. ”

This is Xiao Yan's eldest brother, and he is also the person who is most unhappy with him, after all, it stands to reason that the eldest son should inherit the throne, but this old Yama King does not take the usual path, and he has to be qualified if his heirs start a family first, but now he has become Xiao Yan's most qualified, of course, it does not mean that he is married, and he has to go through a series of assessments, but this should be an assessment of them, and it has nothing to do with me, I just need to play the role of my wife.

"Big brother has a lot of money, I believe I will be able to find the girl I like soon."

As soon as he spoke, I saw his ugly face, not that I was sincere, but that I really didn't know what to say.

But Xiao Yan in my mind praised me for the first time, I really don't know what to praise about it.

"Yu'er! Look at it, even Kexin is anxious for you, I said that you are just idle all day, why is it so difficult to ask for a daughter-in-law? ”

"Father...... Isn't this learning management from His Royal Highness the Ten, how can I have time to fall in love. ”

"Fart! Last time, His Highness Ten assessed the three of you, and you were the one with the worst results! It's Xiao Ke who is good, the door is the first. ”

I saw that Xiao Yu sat down with his head on his head, and I almost laughed out loud when I saw it, fortunately, this girl has deep concentration, but this offends the boss, and she will definitely come to me for trouble in the future.

Following the words of King Yama just now, the second brother nodded respectfully to his father, and then turned to me and said, "The second brother also toasts the younger brother and sister, and I wish you and the third brother to add incense to the family as soon as possible." ”

This guy used to look at me with a yin look in his eyes, but now he saw the light of day, revealing the soft smile of the brother next door, which made me wonder if I had just been dazzled.

Xiao Yan's voice appeared in my head again, warning me to be careful of Xiao Ke, he is not a good stubble.

This is not the point, the point is that I don't want to have children with Xiao Yan, and when he becomes the king of Yama, we will go our separate ways.

"Second brother Xie, brother and sister, I'll do it first as a respect!"

"I heard that my younger brother and sister are immortal cultivators, although they are not listed as immortals, but they are extraordinary, dare to ask which immortal to learn from?"

The cup I was holding hung in the air, this thunderbolt came too suddenly, and I didn't know what kind of character setting Xiao Yan had given me before.

This Xiao Ke is really powerful, much more clever than his brother, this time he drew my hole cards, I am just an ordinary mortal, if I pretend to be a master, I will be debunked at once.

"That...... My cultivation is still shallow, and I am insulted to the teacher, but I am still ......"

What's going on with this Xiao Yan? If you don't help me round the field, my procrastination time is limited!

"Or what? Could it be that your so-called master is not in the immortal realm? That's a pity, and my younger brothers and sisters don't have to care, although they are not famous immortals, they are also elegant, worthy of my third brother. ”

"Xiao Yan! This guy is demolished! What should I do?"

I was anxious, but this Xiao Yan smiled and said nothing, sitting firmly like a mountain, as if the general trend had been decided, and everything was under control.

The king of Yama remained silent for the moment, looking at me and his second son with great interest, sipping his glass.

"I ......"

It was like a fish bone choking, and I was speechless.

There was a subtle chatter all around, and the sounds of speculation and sighs were endless.

"Father!"

Xiao Yan suddenly stood up straight, this made me breathe a sigh of relief, he will still help me out of the siege, otherwise I will be exposed, and he will not be able to run away.

"Say!" King Yama's face turned blue, and he seemed to be very dissatisfied with Xiao Yan's actions at this moment.

"Tell my father, but I am glad that she is just a little shy, her master is indeed in the immortal class, she thinks that her cultivation is not good, it is difficult to call her master's apprentice, but ......" Xiao Yan suddenly changed his words, looked at me fixedly and said, "It's rare for my father to come here today, so you can make an exception and ask your master to come too." ”

What the heck! Xiao Yan, isn't this guy hurting me? I don't even know who the master is, where to call it?

"What the third brother said is a little wrong, is it possible that the younger brother and sister shouted, and then the immortal monarch can step on the colorful auspicious clouds and appear at the bottom of the eighteenth layer of hell? I'm just asking casually, you're making too much of a fuss, aren't you? Xiao Ke smiled darkly and said to me, "So...... Brother and sister, you can cast a spell and invite the immortal master! ”

I broke out in a cold sweat, this Xiao Ke is really a snake and scorpion, it seems that he is retreating, but in fact he is advancing by retreating, and what he said seems to have nothing to do with him, in fact, he just wants to see me embarrassed and hit Xiao Yan!

"Xiao Yan! Your brother is so vicious! You're still going to get down the ground, how can I get off the stage now?"

"Haha, look at the way you look scared! Don't worry, I have already made arrangements, the immortal is already playing here, you just call the master, he can hear it."

"Then you didn't say it earlier? Play me isn't it? I want to kill you!"

All eyes were focused on me, Xiao Yu stared at me even more, as if I had made him suffer a lot of grievances just now, and that look looked like a tiger that had been hungry for ten days and half a month.

The old lady went out, and when she saw Xiao Yan's eldest brother and second brother, she was angry, and she was angry with Xiao Yan, so I shouted loudly at the sky: "Master! ”

The people around all looked up at the sky, but there was nothing there, and there were only the four big characters of Lonely Hell on the false barrier.

What's the situation? I can't be tricked by Xiao Yan, right? But this joke will kill him!

At a glance, I saw Xiao Yan's nervous expression, could it be that his arrangement went wrong? The immortal is no longer here?

How good is that?

It was difficult to ride a tiger, so I had to pick up my wine glass and shout again, "Master! The apprentice has delicious food and wine here, and I would like to invite the master to come here for a small talk! ”

The surrounding Yin Si ghost officials also seemed to be a little unable to sit still, and they all looked at the sky.

"I think Xiao Yan lifted a stone and shot himself in the foot this time, in fact, no one cares if he is looking for a lonely ghost, but if there is no explanation today, it will probably become a scandal."

"If you keep quiet, no matter how much you don't want to be favored, that's also a down-and-out prince."

"I think...... This woman has a false name, eighty percent of her identity is fake, how can anyone who cultivates immortals ask is willing to come to the underworld? Not to mention this chilling hell! ”

"Enough! Don't even say it! King Yama was a little displeased, but he seemed to be even more angry at this farce, the old man who was kind and kind just now turned into a fierce god in a blink of an eye, he looked at Xiao Yan coldly, and said angrily, "You explain it to me!" ”

Xiao Yu and Xiao Ke looked even more proud, squeezing their eyebrows at me like a spring breeze, as if they had done something amazing.

"Little girl!"

Hey? Who's talking in my ear?

"Call your master and don't call a name, how faceless it is to come out!"

I looked around, but I didn't see anyone, this was Xiao Yan's thousands of miles of transmission.

"Master! Although I don't know who you are! But...... I beg you to appear quickly! I whispered into the air, "What the hell am I going to call you?" ”

The name of that line gently came to my ears, and I shuddered and burst with excitement! I never thought that the master Xiao Yan arranged for me turned out to be him! This kid is still a little capable!

I turned around and squeezed my eyes at Xiao Yan, who was looking at me with a sad face, but he looked at me confused.

"You are still laughing at this time, and the fairy I invited to act doesn't know where to go!"

Still acting with me, aren't you? Dead Xiao Yan! I'll clean you up when I get back!

Now, I'm finally going to meet my idol!

Qi ...... Sky...... Big...... Saint! ”

I let out the loudest shout in the sky, and as soon as the name came out, everyone panicked.

Everyone's expressions froze in an instant, including Xiao Yan, who acted too much.

The sky suddenly burst into a golden light, the colorful auspicious clouds of the Omen of Furui fell from the sky, the red cloak flew in the air, and the Buddha of Fighting Victory came leisurely!

I seem to hear the music of the great sage when he arrives in "Journey to the West", no, it's even more exciting than that!

"Criminals! If you marry to hell, you won't invite my grandson to drink? ”

Hahaha! I'm so handsome, even more handsome than in the movie!

I couldn't help but pounce and hugged the legendary Monkey King.

Sun Wukong is also an immortal and a Buddha! Why didn't Xiao Yan, this stinky boy, directly say that my master is a Buddha? Then I can have something to look forward to.

"Hurry! Someone! Give the Holy Buddha a seat! King Yama's eyes lit up, and he had already risen to greet him.

Xiao Yan's two elder brothers looked at each other, their faces were blue, and they suddenly retracted into their seats like deflated balls.

"No need! I just sit next to this unpretty disciple, the king of Hades hasn't seen him for many days, why do you still see the outside like this? ”