It took less than an hour to return to hell from the human world, and Meng Po would bring me something to eat every time, which made me somewhat grateful, it is said that these offerings are very good for the body, and can save my physical body from decay, although I wanted to tell her that I had eaten [Sealing Vein Immortal Herb Pill], and I was able to resist the erosion of yin qi, but in the face of her enthusiasm, I still kept my mouth shut.

The three daughters of the Meng family saw that I was also a lot more restrained, and their respectful appearance made people laugh, what did you say about me last time? Not worthy? Ugly to eat? How can you boast of being talented and virtuous now? Ghosts also know how to look at words and looks, and watch people cook?

Fortunately, I was open-minded and didn't want to worry about them, so I hurried away after a short pause, and then rushed back to the lonely hell [Xiao Yan Yaju] before the arrival of the visitors.

A table of banquets has been set up in the courtyard, and there are also wine tables in front of the two rows of elegant seats that extend to the row, just like the palace banquet in the costume TV series.

This kind of battle, the identity of the person who came is extraordinary, I really can't think of who it is, I originally wanted to ask, but just now my mind was thinking about today's encounter, and I always felt that Xu Haimo's appearance was too coincidental, as if there was an eye staring at my whereabouts.

"Hey! I don't ask you or say, who is coming? Engage in such a big show? ”

I gave Xiao Yan a blank look, since I returned to his residence, he ignored me and arranged a wine banquet one by one, which made me a little angry, am I a vase? Just be here? Didn't mean to explain it to me at all!

"My daddy!" Xiao Yan smiled at me, spread his hands and said, "Isn't this busy!" If you come back sooner, you won't be so nervous now, but you don't have to worry, I will separate the soul spirit into your body in a while, and there will be no mistakes. ”

Damn it! really used the old lady as a vase.

Without saying a word, I rushed over and took his arm and walked into the house, and today I wanted to get on my body, but there was no door!

With a clang, I slammed the door shut.

"What are you going to do? Soon the Father and the King will come, and we must go out and wait!" ”

"Xiao Yan! There are some things I have to make clear to you! I put my hands on my waist, pressed my back against the latch, and said dissatisfiedly, "First of all, we are a partnership!" I'll help you inherit the throne, and you can help me revise the Book of Life and Death, right? ”

He nodded slightly, the corners of his mouth went up, and he looked like he was sure of me, and the feeling of strategizing made my back a little chilly!

"In that case! You have to make an appointment with me for three chapters! I rolled my eyes, but I regretted it a little, I had an idea for the first two, but the third one had no idea at all, but I couldn't reveal it at this time.

"Tell me about it." Xiao Yan hugged his arms, sat on the edge of the bed, crossed his legs, and looked like an uncle, if it weren't for God blinding him to give him such a good-looking appearance, he would definitely be a living street ruffian!

"Sit down for me! Although it is a fake marriage, it is also a worship, from the underworld to the eighteenth layer of hell, everyone knows it, if you don't pay attention to the image, you have to consider the image of the old lady and me! ”

But he was even more annoyed, not only laughed out loud, but also lay down.

"What are you laughing at? Sit up for me, believe it or not, I'm going to preach your wishful thinking? ”

"I laugh at you for being so stupid and cute, you're not afraid of me! You know, I can find a ghost to occupy your body at any time, and you must be very obedient at that time. ”

I was about to have a seizure, but my body was light.

He pulled me onto the bed so suddenly that I didn't even react before he was crushed under me.

"You...... What are you doing! The old Yama King is coming soon, is it appropriate for you to do this? ”

"Huh? Why are you scared? ”

I'm not afraid! Rather, he had clearly learned from the last fight, and used his legs to split my legs to the sides so that I couldn't bend my knees to attack his vital point!

"Afraid of you? I'm not in hell for a day, it's a big deal to become a ghost of unjust souls, and when I go to the judge, I can still refer to you, so that you can't eat and walk around! ”

Xiao Yan was unmoved by my words, and his eyes became more intense: "Do you know what I like about you?" It's the spirit of daring to resist, whether it's picking up your ex or struggling under me now, the kind of look that wants to beat me but is helpless, it's quite tasteful! ”

"You're a dead pervert! You want to crush me! That's not how the ghost press is played! Your dad won't see his daughter-in-law for a while, will you be angry? Get up! I can't breathe ......."

The unspoken words were sealed by the cold lips, and he did not hesitate to pry open my lips and teeth, and rushed in, and my tense body softened in a burst of confusion.

I was forcibly kissed by this guy again, and the tip of his tongue stirred, which actually aroused my reaction, until he gently kissed my forehead and whispered in a gentle voice: "Kexin, what do you want to ask for the third chapter of the law?" Isn't it good to follow me? In this underworld, one day you will be under one man and above all demons. ”

This guy could have such a gentle time, his handsome face made my cheeks hot, but his last words were like a bucket of ice water, dousing the fire in my heart.

"Your uncle! What kind of woman do you think of me? I jerked my head up, kissed him on the lips, and bit the tip of his tongue hard.

His face turned pale in an instant, but I wouldn't let go at all!

Stinky boy! Think you can subdue me by holding my hands and feet? Let you taste the wrath of the old lady! Don't mess with a Leo woman!

The door slammed open, and I heard the influx of wind and Mei's screams, and she said sorry and closed the door and fled.

I let go of my mouth in embarrassment, Xiao Yan stuck out his tongue and eyes downward, extremely ugly, like a hanged ghost.

"Don't look at it! I didn't bite off your tongue! Listen to me! Three chapters of the covenant! First, you can't stun me under any circumstances! Second, you can't get on me without my consent! I can't do it either! There is also the third ...... "I scratched my head, I didn't think about it in the first place, and I didn't think about it at all when he made a fuss just now!"

"Forget it, the third one will wait until I think about it! In the future, you remember to whisper me, I was possessed by you in those days and I didn't know who was who, I looked at the seats outside, there must be a lot of entourage, for the sake of our plan, you have to cooperate with me! Xiaomei suddenly broke in just now, most of the guests have already come, you will agree to my request now! If you hesitate, I'll go out and tell you all about your little tricks! ”

"I promise!" Xiao Yan almost rushed to answer, and his expression became serious, "They have arrived at the entrance of the courtyard!" Tidy up your clothes and let's get out! ”

I didn't expect him to be so cheerful, I thought he would bargain!

"Oh! By the way, I promise you that it's good if you're conscious, for the sake of insurance, I'll still attach a part of the primordial spirit to you, and the second one can't be on you, what do you mean? I don't understand, so it doesn't count! ”

I knew that this guy wouldn't ...... at all

Suddenly, my neck was cold, my body was numb, and a strange feeling shocked my heart, this is ......

"Don't be afraid, I'm in your body."

Xiao Yan smiled at the corner of his mouth, but his lips did not move, and the voice almost echoed in my head, and I looked at him in surprise.

He made a boo gesture, and his voice reappeared in his head.

"Don't use your mouth, you try to talk to me directly with your consciousness, and ask me if you don't understand anything at the banquet, and I will give you a hint in time."

……

Although Xiao Yan's kid broke the rules, he still attached to my body, but this feeling is not bad, but it is a little novel, just like the mood when I got the phone for the first time, I kept asking with my consciousness, and finally let him beg me for mercy in his mind, but it also finally let me know where the people who came are sacred!

But this style of painting is a bit weird and female, for Mao and Xiao Yan are both ancient? But the people who come are all accompanied by famous brands in suits and leather shoes, where is this palace banquet, but it is better to say that it is a party of high society! No! It should be called cosplay!

"Why do all of us wear costumes? Speak quickly!"

"Hobbies! Well, don't make a fuss! My dad looks at you!"

I looked up and saw that the old man in the Armani suit was sitting down, his eyes were like torches, and his spirit was doubly good at a glance, he was the king of Yama?

I thought he was a three-headed, six-armed, horn-spewing monster with a mouth that breathed fire! That's not right, isn't that Nezha plus Godzilla monster? I shook my head, having to admit that I had no idea about King Yama at all.

"Daughter-in-law? Are you still used to living here? Is it good for you? King Yama's tone was kind, and there was no sense of oppression brought by that majesty at all, which made me feel a lot more comfortable, and the tension of the ugly daughter-in-law seeing her father-in-law for the first time dissipated a lot.

But I'm a fake daughter-in-law after all, and when I think of this, I feel a little pitiful for this old man, and his son just wants to get the inheritance.

"Returning to ......" I pulled my tone, waiting for Xiao Yan's friendly prompt.

"King Yama! Don't call your father-in-law! There are outsiders here!"

My eyebrows trembled, this Xiao Yan suddenly became so loud, I didn't expect the consciousness exchange to be so tired, but I still smiled and took out my best voice, this is my strength as a school broadcaster!

"Back to King Yama, the environment here is very quiet, and I live here very well. He...... I'm also very attentive to me. ”

I was simply moved by my voice and acting skills, but I didn't expect that I was still young, and the voice of a good wife and mother was nothing more than that.

Just as he was waiting for King Yama to speak, but unexpectedly, there was a loud noise, and the expression of this King Yama who was still kind became iron-blue, and the table was even cracked, and the space around him seemed to burst into sparks, and everyone looked at Xiao Yan expressionlessly, but Xiao Yan looked at me blankly!

What did you post? Did I say the wrong thing? Still is...... The scam was spotted by King Yama? I don't know what kind of crime this is, Xiao Yan and I won't go to hell to suffer!

Thinking back to the scene when [Xiao Fu] took me to visit hell before, my stomach felt a surge, it's over, I probably did a bad job! I knew that there would be such a day, and I would learn what photography to study, so I went to report to the acting department of the film academy early! However, I couldn't pass the test!

His heart was about to fly out, and Xiao Yan didn't say a word.

"Hey, what's going on!?"

"Hey, you talk!"

"Ahem...... Cough...... That's a word! Don't be in a daze, the quality of this table is too poor, you hurry up and change it for me! ”

What's the situation? Didn't you just get mad at me?

Just as Xiao Yan ordered his subordinates to change the table, King Yama suddenly called my name sternly.

I was so scared that I shuddered, it's over, it's still coming! Fate is like a knife, a knife does not leave the back of the head, after all, it will kill me!

But what am I saying wrong? Seeing the old king of Yama beckoning, I had no choice but to leave the table with difficulty and walk towards him, every step of the way, uneasy and unusually long......