"Hey! Who is it? I'm not in the mood to talk about brokers right now! Don't call me again! Feed? Jiang so-and-so? I'm sorry, I'm in a bad mood, I really can't! It's not okay to double the salary, because I'm afraid that I can't do well, I don't have confidence, and I don't ...... What the? Triple salary? So when will it start working? Today? ”

I put down the phone, and my heart became even more uncomfortable, I thought I could ease my emotions, but I received such a seductive call!

Oh, yes! Triple salary, that's a lot, which is something that our current school students dare not imagine, and besides, it is still an agent for such a famous first-line comedian, many people may not dream of it!

How could this big pie fall on me? It can't be a trap, right?

In fact, this thought only flashed through my mind, and I thought more about many real problems!

For example, after I have money, I can go to the detective, Shi Lanyan was found, we and Ding Xiaojiao, Mao Mao, we can open a "Five Golden Flowers" company together after school, travel around the world together, etc., maybe it doesn't sound practical now, but if you are really rich, you may be able to do a lot of meaningful things, donate money to poor children, autistic children, etc., maybe there will be less pain and more happiness!

After all, money is not sinful, what is guilty is human greed!

"Hello, you're Miss Zhanye, aren't you? I am Jiang Moumou's assistant who contacted you, I am waiting for you here, Jiang Moumou is now going to a hotel to talk about the preparation of the next comedy movie, you should also go over! ”

"However, I'm only on my first day at work now, and I'm not familiar with it yet, including Jiang Moumou's personality traits, I don't know anything, let me go now, I'm afraid I'll mess up!"

"No, it won't! I'll take you there! But you first have to change your outfits! In this way, I see that you are about the same size as me, you wear mine first, and I will buy you more clothes at the gold mall tomorrow! ”

"Gold Mall? That's very expensive, will it be reimbursed? ”

You can rest assured, you will not be allowed to pay! ”

"Oh! So if that's the case, I used to like a light gold sequin dress in the gold mall, can you buy it back for me? ”

"Absolutely!"

I sat in a special car driven by Jiang's assistant along the way, and I actually kept describing the appearance of this dress!

I didn't expect the surprise to really fall from the sky, happiness came so quickly, I felt a little dizzy, maybe I was carried away by this excitement!

I thought that I could look at my idol in the future, be by his side all day long, and at the same time, I could actually wear my favorite clothes and wander around all day long, and the days of the gods were nothing more than that!

But the one I chose was a small dress, there was no way to wear it at all, and Jiang Moumou's assistant praised me for my good vision!

It turned out that I could still be respected, and I felt that I had reached the peak of my life, fluttering!

Just when I thought that I could see no one in the future, and the whole world would revolve around me, Jiang Moumou's words made my heart fall to the bottom of the sea!

"Coming? Let me introduce to you, this is my newly hired agent, who just came today, and it is enough to be smart! ”

"What does Jiang so-and-so mean?"

"It's okay, you know he likes to joke, you go and toast!"

"How to respect?"

"Of course, one by one, these people at the whole table, some are directors, some are producers, and there are screenwriters and producers, none of us can afford to mess with, including editors!"

"However, I'm here to be Jiang Moumou's agent, why should I do such a thing? I'm not a PR again! ”

"Don't be capricious, this is the assessment that a gold agent must go through, and you are now in the probation period!"

"What kind of wine are you going to drink?"

"Beer, white wine, red wine, mixed drinks, you know what a depth charge is, right? They like to drink differently, you come over and I'll teach you! ”

I cowered and followed behind Jiang Moumou's assistant!

"Director, let me introduce to you, she is a graduate student of the Fine Arts Department of Lunhong University, and she is still studying!"

It turned out that Jiang Moumou's assistant knew me so well, presumably he had conducted a detailed investigation, and it was indeed like Jiang Moumou said, what he wanted to do would definitely be done!

"Hello Director!"

"The little girl looks good, do you want to be an actress?"

"Director, I don't want to, I just want to be Jiang Moumou's agent now, and I will strive to be a qualified agent!"

"So confident? Come! Wine is like character, drink some! ”

The director suddenly made it look like he was handing over a glass of wine!

I looked at Jiang Moumou's assistant and frowned, but to no avail!

In this way, one by one, I satisfied the drinking habits of a whole table of people, some wanted to squat and drink, some wanted to drink with their feet crossed, and some drank to the end, and poured it on the top of their heads to show that they were really finished!

"I want to throw up!"

"Are you alright?"

Assistant Jiang Moumou accompanied me to the bathroom!

"It's uncomfortable, isn't it? It's good to get used to it, and you have to come back often on such occasions in the future! ”

"How did someone touch my ass just now?"

"You remember, he was careless, and if you remember this, you will feel much more comfortable!"

After listening to Jiang Moumou's assistant's words, I wanted to vomit even more!

"You are not socializing, but getting together with old friends, if this list is negotiated today, Jiang Moumou's position in the entertainment industry will be more solid, you know that he switched from the comedy stage to comedy movies, in fact, it is very difficult, after years of hard work, he can't give up his achievements because of anyone's fault! Remember, life does not allow any mistakes, is Jiang Moumou's motto, we must all keep it in mind! Only by guarding your own artists can you have something to eat! You haven't turned positive yet, there are too many ways to do this, you need to understand these slowly in practice, because my academic qualifications are not enough in all aspects, so I can only become Jiang Moumou's assistant, in fact, I envy you, you are only such a young age, you can be the agent of a well-known artist, the future is immeasurable, you must cherish it, we all need you to take care of it in the future! Are you feeling better? We need to go out now, don't stay in the bathroom for so long, rude! ”

"Can you go out for a while?"

At my strong request, Jiang Moumou's assistant finally walked out of the bathroom door!

"Sister Zhan Ye! I just looked like you! ”

"Pengxia? You didn't return to Lixuan City? ”

"Nope! Sister Zhan Ye, what you said last time let me study hard, I am in your Lunhong University, and I followed Sister Xiaojiao around, it is indeed very beautiful, I am now taking the adult self-examination, and then I also want to take the Lunhong University entrance examination and become a graduate student! ”

"Excellent! I feel different from before when I hear you talk this time, my sister is very comfortable, like a student! ”

"Yes! I am your future senior sister, you are my senior sister, Sister Zhan Ye, I want to work hard to be an excellent student and make the school proud of me! ”

"Ambitious!"

I wrapped my thumb around the four fingers of my left hand and gently tapped the back of my head!

"Sister Zhan Ye, do you have any pain? It's all about alcohol, why do you drink so much? ”

"You're too small! You don't understand! It's really not easy for girls to make money in this society! ”

"Of course I know, you can change the liquor to water, the red wine to coke, the best to do beer, take a small towel to your mouth, drink a little spit, others can't find out, I see a lot of girls do this! Isn't there a saying that when a boy is rich, he becomes bad, and a girl becomes rich when he becomes bad? But Sister Zhan Ye, you are my role model, I am because you let me come to study and let me visit your school, I have the desire to succeed in my studies! But you're ...... now"

"Pengxia, don't worry, I definitely haven't done anything unseemly, I'm just a little sick to my stomach now, and my face is a little hot!"

"Then you're drinking too much, you should hurry back to school! Do you need me to send you back? ”

At this time, after the door of the bathroom opened and closed, Jiang Moumou's assistant came in again!

"Agent, Jiang Moumou is looking for you! Get out of here! ”

"This guest, she's drunk too much!"

"Are you a waiter here? It's none of your business, you can go out first, I have something to talk to Zhan Ye! ”

"I'm going to clean the toilets here, you say, I won't listen, and I don't have time to listen! There's a lot of work to do in the bathroom! ”

Peng Xia observed my every move and Jiang Moumou's assistant's every move, and slowly cleaned up as if nothing was wrong!

"Wait a minute, I'll drive, send Jiang Moumou back to Zhizhou first, we need to send those CEOs home one by one, some go back to the hotel, you sit in the back of the car!"

"Shouldn't I be a co-pilot? Besides, why should we send them? We're girls, isn't it dangerous to be so late? You can ask them to hire an online car-hailing substitute driver! ”

"This shows that we are sincere, you hurry up and clean up, after I send Jiang Moumou away, I need you to accompany those big shots first, and have a few more drinks, we must let them have fun, we can't let them think we are stingy, do you know how many people are grabbing this role? Today's dinner was won by the original agent, and now the results are taken over by you, you should feel very lucky! ”

"What the hell am I doing? Escort lady? ”

"Don't talk about yourself like that, you will slowly feel the fun of this job, make a lot of money, and it is a first-line red star who makes money for you, how many people want to take a photo with Jiang Moumou, do you know how much money? 5 million! We stay by his side all day, which is equivalent to everyone being a billionaire, what else do you not be satisfied with! ”

"But I haven't said a few words to Jiang Moumou today!"

"No, you're going to have to spend a long time together, if you didn't do anything wrong! Tell you quietly, it turns out that the agent, we said to the outside world that he had changed jobs, but in fact, there is one thing, it didn't fit Jiang Moumou's mind, and it was blocked, I hope you won't make the same mistake, and I will gradually teach you in the future! That's right! Jiang Moumou is going to rush to two shooting bases in succession tomorrow morning, you prepare! ”

But at the moment when Jiang Moumou's assistant just walked out of the bathroom, a basin of water was suddenly poured on my head from top to bottom!