Chapter 480: I'm Sorry, Old Mother
"Agent, what did you do yesterday? I'm so wet that I can't make my assistant's car and send them to the director! ”
"Jiang Moumou is really sorry, I drank a little too much yesterday, I didn't know what happened!"
"Is it because of the waiter inside? I heard the assistant say......"
"Absolutely not! Thank you for your concern! ”
I sat in Jiang Moumou's nanny car and talked to him respectfully!
"The assistant told me to prepare, but I didn't know what to prepare!"
"Shhhh Agent, you have to know how to read words and looks, now Jiang Moumou is resting! ”
"But he was talking to me just now!"
"You also said that you were just now, and the time span is different from now! Jiang Moumou is very hard, and he should have memorized the lines all night yesterday! ”
"I brought a small blanket from school today, rubbed a small towel to my classmate Ding Xiaojiao, and ......"
"These are useless, both in the nanny car and in the hotel!"
Jiang Moumou's assistant, who was driving, whispered to me while turning the small mirror above the car and watching Jiang Moumou's every move!
As for being so careful? Could it be that Jiang Moumou is the president?
In the past, although I thought that celebrities seemed to be amazing, but now it seems that it is just a profession, and I don't know how far worse it is than the gold content of scientists!
Therefore, I can't care about his stinky problems, such as doing his own things, not to mention that he is so big!
"Agent, what are you doing?"
"I want to pat him! It's all there, and he's still sleeping! I'm waking him up! ”
"Stop! Make Jiang Moumou's pillow a little better, he is uncomfortable lying like this! ”
"Don't go down filming? Aren't you going to catch up with two plays in the morning? We don't care if he sleeps like this until the afternoon? ”
"Wait a minute! Wait for your time! ”
Finally, when Jiang Moumou turned over, the assistant called out tentatively gently!
"Jiang Moumou, teacher Jiang Moumou! The filming has started, and it's up to you! ”
"Look, I'm right, he just doesn't wake up, he just changes his posture and continues to dream, I want to say assistant, after I finish telling you, you don't call me a mouthful of you, you should also change the name of Jiang Moumou, so it looks very rusty, if I'm not wrong, you must have been with Jiang Moumou for many years! The reason why you haven't changed from an assistant to an agent is because you speak too much, which makes people feel distanced, and there is no way to get close at all! Look at me! ”
Immediately after, I patted Jiang Moumou's face with my hand, "Hey! Hey! Get up! If you don't film again, you know that the extras will be hot outside, and on this hot day, everyone has to wait for you, are you embarrassed? You have time to invite guests to dinner and bow your head and bow your waist to accompany the wine, it is better to exercise your acting skills, abide by the time, and come more practically, don't you say? ”
The assistant's eyes glared at the level of seeing me as an alien, maybe no one dared to talk to Jiang Moumou like this, but I am his fan, I know he won't be angry, he is on TV, he has a good character and works hard, so it's understandable that he is too sleepy and falls asleep occasionally, but someone must correct him in time, lest he make a mistake!
At that time, I naively thought that reminding an artist what to do and what not to do was all an agent needed to do!
Jiang Moumou finally sighed and stretched his waist!
"Why does my face hurt a little?"
Facing Jiang Moumou's first sentence after waking up, the assistant squeezed the color to me, and the two of us didn't hear it, she took a bottle of mineral water for Jiang Moumou and unscrewed it!
I straightened my upper body and sat motionless next to Jiang Moumou, for fear that a violent shaking would make Jiang Moumou be poured water like I did yesterday!
In fact, the purpose is the same, just to make people sober and avoid unnecessary things!
I am very grateful to Peng Xia yesterday for being able to stand up in such an urgent situation and use her seemingly bad idea, but actually very clever tricks to save me from fire and water!
"Agent, why don't you come down yet, go talk to them, where am I going to shoot first, I don't want to be with these extras, let them go out first!"
When Jiang Moumou said this, my impression of him quickly decreased!
I really want to yell at him, but I guess I'll be in the headlines tomorrow, what kind of hot-tempered agent ruined Jiang Moumou's new drama and other gossip!
So I held back my temper and asked the director, only to learn that Jiang Moumou was filming an idol drama today, and he needed to go into the forest to shoot!
Jiang Moumou handed me the familiar script, I opened it and looked at the red, red, green and green drawn by Jiang Moumou with colored pens inside, it was indeed very serious and careful!
However, this drama of entering the forest to find his girlfriend is really full of loopholes, why not call the police?
This is a common sense mistake, what if a child, or an immature person, sees it?
Could it be that in the future, if your girlfriend gets lost in the big forest, she needs her boyfriend to embody her boyfriend's strength, and she can only show love by using brute force to rescue? Isn't this a misguided child?
After Jiang Moumou finished filming this passion scene where he hugged each other after finding his girlfriend in the forest, I saw the actress wiping her lips vigorously!
"Jiang Moumou, I want to talk to you about the play!"
Jiang Moumou smiled contemptuously, as if he thought I was just a child, how could I know how to act, but when he asked me to accompany the wine yesterday, he didn't treat me as a child!
"Agent, hurry up and get in the car, I'm going to drive, we Jiang Moumou have to rush to another shooting location!"
Along the way, Jiang Moumou fell asleep at the beginning, he may indeed be very tired, it turns out that it is not easy to be an actor, it is completely different from what I used to think, I also think that I can put all the money in my pocket while playing!
"It's here!"
This time, Jiang Moumou seemed to know that if he didn't get out of the car, someone would hit him in the face, and when he heard the assistant's voice, he suddenly opened his eyes, opened the car door, and got out of the car!
"Agent, don't bother Jiang Moumou about opening the door in the future, whoever of us has time to spare, he will go!"
"He's a big man, and he wants us girls to help him when he opens the door? He's not paralyzed or unable to take care of himself! ”
"Shhhh Stop it! All you need to do is obey, not question! Hurry up and communicate with all parties, for example, I saw that the light given to Jiang Moumou by the lighting group in the last game was not particularly good, and his face was slightly gray! ”
Actually, I really want to say to Jiang Moumou, don't be an afterthought, but say it on the spot, what kind of ability is it to pay attention to me behind my back!
"Gaffer, I'm sorry for you!"
Although I was reluctant, I really followed Jiang Moumou's assistant's statement, found the gaffer, and repeatedly asked for the brightness of the main light, because Jiang Moumou's face itself is not white!
At this moment, Jiang Moumou handed me the script like the first shooting base!
It turned out that this was a hospital scene, and it should have been for fear of affecting the patient's rest, so it was not really filmed in the hospital, but a temporary empty roof room with white walls around it was set up, which is quite conscientious!
But this script is too pitiful, the nurse actually said that if the patient's boyfriend hadn't been with her in the ward for 24 hours, I'm afraid the patient would have burned to death!
Then I would like to ask, will it cause psychological panic to patients who have no family members, shouldn't it be a place where doctors always come to check, but boyfriends always come to check in the hospital? In order to highlight the role of the boyfriend, it is too exaggerated!
This makes the hospital embarrassed or not!
I finally know what the so-called brain-dead drama is, which is illogical, unreasonable, and mythologizes a person to the extent that he can't do it! What the hell! That makes a single dog like me embarrassed!
"Jiang so-and-so! You're done shooting, right? Then I'll discuss the plot with you, I don't think you should take this kind of drama, you know this ......."
"Say no more! Do what your agent should do, where are we going to eat at noon? ”
"The agent still cares about the food? Well, since my power is so great, if you don't listen to me, I won't give you food! ”
"What do you say? Haha, I heard you right, right? ”
Jiang Moumou thought I was joking with him, so he shook his head and laughed!
"Seriously, since I'm your agent, I can manage artists, right?"
Jiang Moumou stopped laughing, maybe he didn't expect me to be so mature and sophisticated at such a young age!
Because as soon as I went back to school last night, I couldn't help but have a headache and looked up a lot of information on the Internet, and an excellent agent must be responsible for its artists!
Since I am Jiang Moumou's agent, he will also pay me accordingly, then I am not his puppet, I want to have my own value and the ability to think independently, which is also a manifestation of my responsibility for him!
"You hurry up and push these two dramas away, otherwise it will greatly reduce the high-quality image you have always maintained, the current audience is not a fool, you will definitely be scolded one day in the future if you appear in such a play! Acting is not only about making money, but also about being responsible for society, otherwise there are many professions that make more money than actors, why be an actor? Do you know Mao Mao, across the street from our bedroom, how much she longs to be an actress? Therefore, you can't live up to the audience's love for you, and when the actors choose the script, you must strictly control it, so that you can't let some garbage films mix into the film market in Lunhong City! ”
"You say I'm shooting garbage? Am I overloaded with garbage? Or am I just garbage? ”
Seeing this, Jiang Moumou's assistant quickly called me out of the nanny car, and then said to me, "You also know that it is difficult for our Jiang Moumou's personal image to receive idol dramas, so he cherishes it very much!" ”
These are two concepts, and there is simply no way to communicate!
I didn't get into the car in a huff, but outside the car, I heard the shameless conversation between Jiang Moumou and the assistant!
"How's it going yesterday?"
"Jiang Moumou, don't worry, I have already told the hotel owner to let him fire the waiter who made the mistake, I know that your motto is that life does not allow any mistakes!"
I suddenly opened the car door!
"Two turtle grandsons, tell you, my mother, I'm not going to do it!"