Chapter 278: This Is Not a Gas Mask

Qian came to tell me, and I couldn't hear the voice just now!

I even suddenly felt that my sister was so happy that she could have a pair of sunglasses, but I didn't have me!

Now I really want to pay for it and ask him where to sell such good sunglasses!

It turns out that this is brainwashing!

"Even if adults can wear some good-looking sunglasses, change them frequently to meet the psychology of decoration, and children can wear sunglasses that can not be changed frequently, but the quality must be chosen well, or to make a little blood, choose sunglasses for children, gray sunglasses optical effect will be better, and generally conscience goods, gray polarized lenses are recommended to buy sunglasses lenses for children, they cause less color distortion, better color sense, do not pursue beautiful sunglasses, you must know that in nature, Brightly colored creatures are usually poisonous creatures! ”

"Come, come, you ......"

"Don't ask me why I know so much, look at my fascinated smile!"

"I'll let you go!"

Wu Shuai appeared in front of my blurred eyes!

How could it be him?

Can he buy me a pair of sunglasses?

"What are you doing? I'm talking to Zhan Ye, what's the matter with you? ”

"Why are you holding Zhan Ye's waist, don't you see that she is delirious?"

"You mean, I drugged her, didn't you? I'm not that bored! ”

"What do you do? Zhan Ye, do you know him? ”

"Zhan Ye is not a child anymore, so you don't need to take care of everything, right?"

"My name is Wu Shuai, and I am Zhanye's classmate! Her business is my business, she's a female classmate in our class, and I have reason to be concerned about her safety! ”

Now, I can feel my body, being supported by Wu Shuai!

My head hurts!

"Don't you want to take advantage of people's danger, didn't you see Zhan Ye, is she a sign of heat stroke?"

"If you have heat stroke, do you want to hold it in your arms like this? Do you understand? When someone dies, can you afford to take this responsibility? ”

"This Zhanye understands! Zhan Ye! Do you know how to treat people who suffer from heat stroke? ”

"Are you a graduate student? Do you have enough IQ? You came in through the back door? Is the principal your dad? ”

"Why are you talking like that, I was admitted at my own expense!"

"I think you too, Zhan Ye is at public expense, although I don't understand this relationship, but I think Zhan Ye must be better than you! Forget it, don't talk about it yet, it was fine just now, but after you came, the reaction was strong! ”

"Zhan Ye, Zhan Ye! Do you know the medical knowledge of heat stroke? ”

"Why do you still ask? I think you're sick, right? Which doctor do you see performing surgery and asking the patient what to do? Which patient have you seen who operated on himself? If Zhan Ye can save herself, will she suffer from heat stroke? ”

"I remember, Zhan Ye is taking this ice water on his nose today, moistening it, and then lying on his side, no, it's okay to sit up and lean forward slightly, if you still have nosebleeds for 20 minutes, you ......"

"You're talking about a nosebleed, oh my God! How could you meet such a stupid person, I seriously doubt that you are a male classmate in Zhan Ye's class! Don't move her, don't help her, just let her lie down! ”

"Still doesn't work? Then pinch your nose tightly......"

"If you can, you're here, if not, hurry up and call someone, don't delay the best rescue time here!"

"What are you doing? You murder you? Why are you pinching my nose? Almost suffocated me! ”

I suddenly got up and opened my eyes!

"I didn't expect this trick to work, Zhan Ye! You're teaching you right! ”

"That's how I taught you? I mean pinch a nose with a nosebleed on one side! Did I get a nosebleed? ”

Wu Shuai actually lowered his head and looked at my two nostrils from below.

"What are you doing!"

"Neurotic! If you look at it like that, you will see Zhanye's big snot, be careful to break your face! ”

"The money comes, you still say that others, it's all your fault, you talk about it for so long, I'm sorry for you if you don't talk about heat stroke, you go quickly! What kind of face mask do you come to our school to sell in broad daylight, you can't sell it, only perverts buy it! ”

"Face masks? Do you sell face masks? ”

"That's right! How? Mentally handicapped little brother, do you want to buy it? I'll sell it to you cheaper! ”

"Did you bring it now?"

"Of course, I have it in my pocket! You look at this goods, I will open the clothes for you to enjoy, you choose well, see if there is anything you like, I personally think there is one that is more suitable for you! ”

"Really? Which do you think is right for me? ”

"Spider-Man, that's a full-face, do you know the facekini?"

"I don't know!"

I listened to what Wu Shuai said, as if I was back in class again, and the gushing teacher is the money!

"The facekini, as the name suggests, is a nylon sunscreen headgear that is used while swimming. The English name is Facekini! Look at my mouth shape, listen to my pronunciation! Face Kini!

"Falk ......"

"Come on, little brother, I see that the angle of your speech is wrong, in fact, this is not something that ordinary people can easily learn, it needs to be fresh! Got it? I'll read it when I go back and practice slowly! In this way, you can buy one and go back, and then I will write you its English pronunciation on top of this facekini, no! You're right? How simple! ”

"Like a celebrity autograph?"

"Almost, right? Do you know that celebrities have personalities? ”

"I don't know!"

I actually heard the deep sigh of the money coming to Xingtou!

"In this way, we should make a friend, and I will tell you about it next time, this time I will tell you about this bikini first, no, no, the slip of the tongue is the design background of the face kini!"

I didn't think the money was a slip of the tongue, it was what he thought in his heart, and the saliva almost sprayed me in the face.

"Every summer, there are more swimmers, the designer found that when people swim in the summer, the face can not protect from the sun, and there is a danger of being stung by jellyfish, little brother, you see you are a smart person, do you say that the summer season is also catching up with the outbreak of jellyfish?"

This money came, didn't he just say that Wu Shuai was a mentally handicapped little brother? This time, they said that they were smart!

The words of the profiteers are like a flood of beasts gushing in, devouring people's homes, although accompanied by a huge scene and an amazing scene, it is not a good water!

"I don't know!"

"Congratulations! That's right! Brother! I just started to react like you did, oops! Right, right! It's your cute expression that you don't know, listen to my brother tell you, and later I learned that swimming in the beach often encounters jellyfish stings, because the head is most likely to come into contact with jellyfish when swimming, so guess what? Yes!! Don't guess, brother told you, so he developed a mask that can be worn on the head to avoid being stung by jellyfish to a certain extent, facekini! Facekini! Huh? You don't need to read it, you just know that it means something! ”

"Is this not a gas mask?"

"Of course not, it's old and fashionable now! Listen to what my brother told you! ”

Qian Lailai and Wu Shuai's hands have been tightly held!

It's like whoever breaks them apart will be publicly condemned by the world!

"A few years ago, Reuters posted a group of photos of Chinese women wearing alternative sunscreen headgear, swimming in a beach. You know what? The photo was also selected as one of the 30 "Most Amazing Photos of the Year" by Time magazine in the United States. The website of the parent company of Newsweek in the United States put this outfit in the fashion edition and commented on it, and used the word Face Kini, no need to read it, little brother, just listen to it, brother help you read it! Subsequently, when NBC reported on it, it quoted relevant photos taken by AFP and others. So far, the facekini has successfully entered the fashion industry. French fashion magazine, I won't read it in English, I'm afraid you will follow it, in the latest series, the summer-themed fashion photo, inspired by my aunt's sunscreen headgear, shot a group of swimming pool "face kini" fashion blockbusters, but attracted countless attention! Little brother, I see you are so handsome, do you want to become the darling of the new generation of fashion industry? ”

"What's the darling? All I know is pets! ”

"Holy! No, it's not for you, little brother, don't be careful, I'm just rethinking some questions! ”

The diving cap was the prototype of the "facekini", which was commonly called a mask at the time, and then sent to the processing plant for OEM. So what about you, you can only buy it at the small shop at the beach, but what about me? Generally only sold in online stores, sales are increasing year after year, and now people all over the country have bought "facekini" on my online store, I quietly tell you, there are also customers in Saudi Arabia specially customized it! I won't ship them either! But seeing you today, it's our fate, right? You see, this is the latest model, the third generation of "Facekini", the new generation of "Facekini" is more suitable for the face and more comfortable to wear. This kind of breathability is good, you can put your hand in it and try it, it won't feel stuffy at all! Riding head cover 9 pieces 9, free shipping you take away, riding head cover, you deserve it! ”

"But there's no postage, right?"

"Oooh! That's right! Little brother, look at the stinky memory of the eldest brother, there is no postage, count you 5 yuan! Shell out, you! That's right, as a man, please be kind to yourself! Look at it, there's nothing wrong with it, right? Little brother, I can pick the best one for you, this is my business card, if you need it, call me at any time, do you need me to wrap it for you? Great! There's a nice bag here, I'll put it up for you! ”

"Get me one too!"

I don't know why, I'm moved by this money again!

I got up from the hot ground and pulled out the money in my little crossbody bag!

In fact, I hadn't gotten up since then, because the two of them were talking intently, and I was listening, consciously or unconsciously!

"Wait a minute, you have an online store, right? Have you ever sold a long-sleeved shirt that can be rolled up and rolled into a mid-sleeve, and the key is that there are two small pink shirts with long straps at the bottom of the clothes? ”