Chapter 279: Salted Egg Superman is a heroine
"I've been selling facekinis now, and I used to sell clothes for a while, when did you say you bought them?"
"It was the other day! I gave that bad review, and the person who sold the clothes called on purpose, and I heard that the voice was a bit like yours! ”
"Then why are you giving people bad reviews?"
"It's not because I bought a men's model, but I was issued a women's model!"
"You have a boyfriend?"
Money comes and goes, and while collecting my money, eyes are staring at me!
"I bought it for my brother, forget it, it shouldn't be you! They haven't refunded me yet! I've been applying for days now! ”
"How can you get a refund if you don't return it?"
"That one doesn't have a 7-day no-reason return!"
"Then you just have to pay the postage, how can you give people a bad review at will! You little girls! I really don't know how hard it is to make money! ”
"The courier fee has to catch up with the expensive clothes, besides, you know? Then why are you buying so many things for my sister? Is the money blowing in the wind, or are you angry with the money in order to lose your temper? ”
"Hey!"
"Hey! Who is it? ”
"Is it a seller? Why don't I get a refund for my clothes? ”
"What kind of clothes are you? I'm changing careers now! ”
"Little pink flower shirt, you sent me a women's style!"
"Impossible!"
"Then why do you say there are two long straps under your clothes?"
"That's for decoration, you can tie it into a bow, or you can help it!"
"You ......"
I looked back at the money that was far away from me, and found that he was holding the phone in his hand and holding it to his ear!
He's also on the phone?
I craned my neck to look over for his phone number!
"Why are you holding the phone? Where is the money coming? Is there anything unsightly? Who are you talking to? ”
"What are you doing? Look at my phone? Zhan Ye? ”
"Do you dare to let me see if you're talking to me on the phone?"
"With you? Of course not! You can come over and see it, but first say yes, if I don't talk to you, you'll have to buy two facekinis! ”
I thought about it for a while, but I still walked up to him without hesitation and stared into his eyes!
Eyes are the windows to the soul! Revealing everything unknown in the heart!
However, he didn't look like his face was red or his heart was beating, his eyes were not looking around, but he was looking at me!
Oh no, I'm really going to buy two "facekinis" now.
That's good! I can give one to Shi Lanyan, it just so happens that she is not very happy, and the two of us can do ghosts in the dormitory to scare each other!
"Is that your number?"
"This ...... No! ”
It seems that I misunderstood that the money is coming!
He really didn't talk to me on the phone, and it seems that someone else sold my things!
"Hey! I'm telling you, if you don't give me a refund today, I'm going to complain about you...... Feed? Feed? Speak!! ”
I heard the other party's "beep" sound in the dark, why did I hang up first?
Wrong!
This voice should be that the other party is on the phone!
"Good! You already know that the money is coming, it was me who talked to you on the phone just now, and you are still pretending to be there? Right? ”
"Me, what's wrong? Didn't you come to see my mobile phone number by yourself, and didn't you say I was calling? I, I didn't say anything? ”
"Zhan Ye! How do you gasp for breath? Are you suffering from heat stroke? ”
"I'm with both of you, and I can be by both of you? I'm lying on the ground with heat stroke, and you still have the heart to shop here? What is Double 11 in the future, shopping and festivity? ”
"Oooh! I'm sorry, Zhan Ye! I, I just saw this, this Facekini ......"
"Little brother, you actually read it right! It seems that you are buying this and buying it is too worthwhile, and the English is croaking! ”
"I don't know how to say it, hehe!"
"You're here to learn English, right? If it doesn't work, you can buy another reader or something, I won't play with the two of you, hurry up and return my money, I won't buy this thing in your house! ”
"Hey, hey? What are you doing? Zhan Ye, why did you rob it? ”
"I'm telling you, it's all my politeness to you, that's my money, before you give me something, that's my money, I just want my money, OK?"
"There's no need to be angry, right? There is a tradition in our family that things that are sold are never allowed to be returned! ”
"What do you mean? Do you still want to buy and sell? ”
"Not really, you'll be unlucky to return it!"
"Don't follow me here to find a reason, you look at which big seller, there is no reason to return the goods within seven days, your family does not have it, your family does not have freight insurance, otherwise I would have returned it to you a long time ago, and what do you have to say!"
"Don't get excited, don't get excited!"
"Yes, Zhan Ye, don't do this!"
Wu Shuai was still stopping me from the side, afraid that I would fight with Qianlai.
"Avoid you, it's okay to eat!"
"I just finished eating!"
This Wu Shuai, I am in this atmosphere, my eyes are on fire when I see the money coming, and he dares to talk back to me!
It's like a tigress is about to attack a male tiger, and someone else's little tiger runs over to persuade her!
Don't forget that tiger poison doesn't eat children, it's your own children!
"You eat dinner and go back to sleep! OK? ”
This is my last bit of patience with him, and if he continues to say what he says, be careful that I transfer my anger to his hair, his clothes, and his pants, until it ignites his eyes and heart, and makes his heart burn!
"I can't sleep right now!"
"Okay! Wu Shuai, you're with him now, aren't you? You really think that if he calls you big brother a few times, he is your brother, right? ”
"Zhan Ye, he didn't call me big brother just now, he was a little brother!"
"Good! You're amazing! Then he called you mentally handicapped little brother just now, did you hear that? ”
"What? You call me mentally retarded little brother? ”
"No, no, no!"
The money came and hurriedly explained, at a loss, he should be worried that Wu Shuai would also return the goods like me, after all, the two of us are returning the goods now, and the people who can find him have not returned the postage!
"Silence! Zhan Ye! In this way, I really can't return this money, because I swore to myself that as long as a merchant's pocket is full of money, it can't be returned! ”
"What are you dragging me over here? Then I ask you, I live in your small hotel, why can you say that for your fault, give me free! ”
"Don't talk nonsense, Zhan Ye, didn't you see this mentally handicapped little brother, looking at us, be quiet, say okay first, it's not my fault in the small hotel, it's your mistake, if you tell others everywhere, be careful that I find my lawyer, he has a bad temper, he loves to send a lawyer's letter to someone if he has nothing to do, and he goes to the court to sue for compensation or something!"
"How dare you threaten me? Where is the money coming? ”
"No, no, no! What I mean is that I understand very well that I can't return the money after I take it, this is the foundation of my business! ”
"No wonder it's a profiteer!"
"Let me explain why you don't need your money when you stay in a small hotel? Because you hadn't paid yet, which means the money hadn't reached me yet, don't you think about it? Isn't it the next day that we pay for the room? ”
"We?"
"No, no, no, don't I seem kind? It's not us, it's you and your sister! Besides, didn't I compensate your sister and you for buying so many things? ”
"I wondered, the money came, why can you buy such expensive things, but you don't even return the 5 yuan things to me, and the shirt I bought for my brother is only 9 yuan and 9 free shipping, you are obviously so rich, why don't you return it to me?"
"This is my set of business experience, you don't understand, you can be very generous when buying things, this is called open source, you must be very cautious when selling things, this is called throttling!"
"How come I can't understand what you're saying? Didn't you buy a watch because you earned money piece by piece? ”
"Hahaha! Of course not! Do you think I can survive in a month just by selling you a few dollars a day? What's still stinky? What are you talking about? ”
"I'll just say, your small hotel should put money in it every day!"
"How can you tell?"
I can't say that the waitress always rolls her eyes at him when he's not looking, right?
It's obviously a look of contempt! And why do employees treat the boss like this, there is only one reason, the money is not enough!
Because that waitress is surprisingly similar to the look of the boss who picks at us at the fast food restaurant!
That's right!
I'm going to work in a fast food restaurant later, how can I forget such an important thing, if I go today, I can still get 3 yuan an hour, and tomorrow I will have to pay 1 yuan an hour, that's not good, I can't let this happen!
I'm going to have to do it quickly!
Now that Wu Shuai has taken his steps, it seems that there are signs of leaving!
That's great! That's a good sign!
As for the money to come!
Ay! He's not that easy to deal with!
Will he give me my money? If I think so, I am delusional!
So, do you want me to compromise him?
"Tell you what! The money I sell to you is my own money, and the money I spend is not my own money!
"Whose money do you think that's that?"
"Let's not talk about that, okay? So, do you think I'll give you two more? In other words, I won't return the money to you, and you won't return the little pink shirt to me, and I'll give you a face kini for nothing, what do you think? ”
"Oh?"
I was a little surprised! Maybe this is also the money to make the greatest concessions, I should be content!
After all, I still have something to do later, and I really don't have time to spend it like this with him!
"Then I want two heroines!"
"Woman? DO YOU LOOK AT KITTY CATS? ”
Not to mention, this hello kitty kitten has a bow on its head, Shi Lanyan will definitely like it!
No way! Can't mention the bow anymore!
When I see the face of the money coming from and think of the bow, I can think of the women's shirt that I gave my brother! My brain hurts!
"Then one wants this, and the other wants a woman!"
"Do you think this salted egg superman is okay? Isn't it about the same? ”
"Zhan Ye! You still haven't eaten? ”