What makes me frown is that almost all of these people who follow me will have shovels and pickaxes and other agricultural tools in their hands, and they have been following me all the time, keeping a certain distance from me.

Seeing them like this, to be honest, I'm depressed, what the hell is this? Why do these people seem to have bad intentions towards me?

Before I could figure out what was going on, a little girl suddenly popped up in front of me playing in a haystack beside me.

When the little girl jumped in front of me, for some reason, the little girl suddenly burst into tears, and the little clay figure in her hand also fell down. While crying, the little girl said loudly

"Mom, Dad, help! I see the walking dead! I see the walking dead! ”

The Walking Dead?

The Walking Dead!

What's the situation? Did she treat me like a walking corpse? Why am I such a handsome guy and a walking corpse?

Just when I was in a daze, I don't know why the little girl called me that, and behind me, the group of villagers who were following me didn't know who suddenly got up and shouted, and then the group of people rushed towards me with shovels and pickaxes. The gang yelled at me as they rushed at me

"Let's kill this walking corpse that suddenly broke into the village!"

"Kill him and defend the village!"

"He must not be let go!"

When I saw this group of people suddenly running towards me like crazy, I was completely stupid. But I couldn't stand here and wait for them to fight, so I was in a hurry, and saw a big tree with a crooked neck beside me, and then grabbed the trunk directly, and climbed up like that.

When I easily climbed to the top of the tree, I found that there was a dense group of people gathered under the tree. When these people saw me climb up the tree, they threw stones at me and made me embarrassed!

Being so tormented by them, I have to ask for the approximate reason for the incident. So, I yelled at the people below

"I said, uncles, what are you doing here? Didn't I just pass by your village and ask you for food, but you didn't give it to me, why is this? Ready to kill me? ”

Hearing me shout, among the underground group of people, a white-bearded old man shouted to me: "Dare to walk the corpse, and dare to run to our village to make trouble, if you don't destroy you, it will be difficult to vent the hatred in our hearts~!" ”

Hearing him say this, I hurriedly shouted: "I said uncle, you wait first, who do you say is the walking corpse?" The walking corpses are dead gray on their faces, and even some of their bodies are rotten, and more importantly, the walking corpses can't speak, have you ever seen a walking corpse like me, who can talk? ”

When I said this, there was silence for a while. But after a while, someone said, "Maybe you, the walking corpse, can speak!" We don't listen to you, you look like a walking corpse anyway, and we must destroy you today! ”

"I look like a walking corpse? What do you look at? Have you ever seen a walking corpse like me? "I was very dissatisfied.

"We don't know if you're handsome or not, but your face is a dead gray. And we see that you're almost all covered in blood! What's more, you're coming from the direction of Wuhuilin. Outside that forest is the graveyard of the dead in our village, and in recent years some bloodthirsty walking corpses have often come from there, so I am sure you are! It is said that you can speak human words, and that is because you are better than them. The white-bearded old man continued.

I'm a dead gray on my face? Pull it down! If I don't think I'm white, then I can't be black, right? When they say that, I don't believe it! What color my face is, I know better than they do! So I said to them

"Don't talk nonsense, my face is white! And not only am I not a walking corpse, I'm also a Taoist priest who can hunt ghosts!! ”

I'm saying this from the bottom of my heart, and in fact, I've always been proud of myself as early as school. I thought that even if they didn't believe what I said, they would be able to listen to it, but I didn't expect that it was okay if I didn't say it, and a few young and strong young men wanted to climb the tree angrily. I even heard someone shouting: "This tree is too tall for us to climb, so we might as well cut it off with a saw!" ”

When I heard this, I shouted at them, "Oh! This tree seems to be some years old, and it can't be destroyed for me, so I'll come down here, but the gentleman doesn't do anything, and we have something to say. ”

Listening to my answer, none of the people below agreed, but there was no objection. Seeing this, I climbed down the trunk of the tree.

But when my feet hit the ground, the white-bearded old man who had been shouting to me before looked at me and asked, "You said you weren't a walking corpse, then I ask you, why didn't you come back to the forest?" Also, why is your body full of blood? More importantly, why does your face appear dead gray? ”

Seeing that he asked me three questions in a row, I hurriedly replied to him: "Uncle, I can answer the first question to you now, the one you said is not going back to the forest, I think it should be the ghost forest, right?" It's just that our names are different. I came out of that forest, maybe you don't know, because of the extremely heavy yin qi in that forest, there are many ghosts, and I went to that forest this time just to collect ghosts! ”

What I'm saying is awe-inspiring! I feel that after saying this, my compulsion has definitely risen a lot!

Then, I continued: "As for the second question, why do I have blood all over my body? I'm not afraid of your jokes, the ghosts in this forest are amazing! I've almost died several times, and the blood on this body is my own, everyone look at me like this, miserable! ”

I pulled the clothes off my body and deliberately pretended to be very pitiful. When I messed with me, the atmosphere instantly eased a lot, and a few people laughed when they heard this and saw my movements. And most of them also chose to put down the "weapons" in their hands, and the nervousness on their faces also faded a lot.

Seeing this scene, I continued: "As for the third question, you say that my face is dead gray, the conscience of heaven and earth, I am an absolutely normal person, although not as white as a little white face, but I can be regarded as a fair-skinned person, right? How is it possible to appear dead gray? You must be kidding me! ”

"Are you kidding?"

Seeing me say this, the white-bearded old man shouted at me, "Who is kidding you?" If it weren't for the dead gray on your face, how could we be so nervous? If you don't believe it, we'll show you a mirror, and see for yourself! After saying that he had finished speaking at me, the white-bearded old man shouted to one of the young men behind him: "Second stunned, your house is close, go to your house and find a mirror, so that this little brother can reflect his face by himself!" ”

"Great!"

In the crowd, a dry and thin young man hurriedly shouted hello and ran towards a nearby house.

In a few moments, this dry, thin young man named Erji handed me a glass mirror the size of a palm.

When I picked up the mirror and looked at my face nonchalantly, my smiling face instantly froze in the mirror

What's wrong with me!

My whole face was gray and black, like the face of a dead man!

I was instantly stupid! I thought everyone was telling jokes, but I didn't expect that I was really dead gray, to put it mildly, this is a dead face!

What the hell is wrong with me? First I lost my temperature, and now I have a dead gray face, am I going to die?

Just as I was stunned with the mirror, the white-bearded old man in front of me said to me, "Young man, do you see what color your face is now?" ”

Hearing his words, I forced out a smile, and then said to him: "Uncle, you are too careful, it may be that I have been in that ghost forest for too long, and I don't take a bath, plus there is no sunlight in the forest all day long, so my face has become like this!" ”

"Is that so? The white-bearded old man looked at me suspiciously. ”

"Of course, I'm a ghost hunter, this face must be affected by the yin qi in the forest, so I became like this, you can rest assured, I'm not some walking corpse in your mouth! Besides, according to my knowledge of a ghost-hunting Taoist, the walking corpse will never speak human words! The walking corpses are generally unsane, but they have enough yin energy to be able to walk under the night! I think your village has encountered walking corpses before, right? Otherwise, I wouldn't be so nervous to see me. Then I ask you, which of you has seen a walking corpse in broad daylight under the sun? ”

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