Chapter 460: How Could This Be?!
When I asked, everyone was silent. I could tell that they might not have seen bloodthirsty walking corpses in broad daylight.
Hearing me say this, the white-bearded old man sighed and said, "This little brother is right, we have only seen this kind of guy at night all these years!" The people in the village who could leave chose to leave, only a few young men chose to protect the village, and then we old bones! I said, this little brother, since you are a ghost hunter, can you help us think of a way, how can you stop the walking corpses from attacking our village at night? ”
When I saw him ask me that, my heart trembled! Where do I know how to avoid these walking dead? But if I don't talk about it, and let them look at jokes, say something unpleasant, and don't understand anything, what kind of bullshit ghost hunter is this!
So I had to bite the bullet and pretend to say to them, "It's hard to do!" You don't know, you're right next to the Ghost Forest, which is what you call the Won't Return to the Forest! Because of the existence of this forest, all the yin qi there has been brought to this vicinity, not to mention that those graveyards of yours are next to this ghost forest, so the formation of walking corpses is inevitable! ”
"So what do we do?" In the crowd, one of them asked.
"What to do? That's not easy! The most effective way is to leave the village, or you'll be dealing with the walking dead all day long! ”
Listening to my explanation, some voices questioned me
"I said, brother, you can't be a fake ghost hunter, right? Isn't that the same as not saying? If we didn't want to leave our homes, we wouldn't want to stay here! ”
"That's it, just say a bunch of useless, I said have you ever seen a ghost? He also kept saying that he wouldn't go back to the forest to collect ghosts! As far as I know, if the person who doesn't go back to the forest goes in, it is impossible to get out! ”
"Yes, yes, yes! Have you ever seen a ghost? You're not lying, are you? ”
After a while, a large number of people shouted at me, meaning that I had never seen a ghost and was a false Taoist.
Saying that I am a false Taoist priest, I put up with it, but saying that I have never seen a ghost, isn't this Nima belittling me?
So I shouted at the crowd, "If you don't believe me, then tonight, I'll bring you some ghosts in our village for you to see!" I'm afraid that everyone won't have the courage to watch it then! ”
"Who doesn't have the guts to see who is the grandson!"
"Yes, yes, yes! You talk about it, and we'll see how you lure the ghosts at night! ”
In an instant, everyone chimed in.
After everyone had gossiped a lot, the white-bearded old man in front of me said to these people, "Disperse!" Let's disperse! I think this little brother is talking about the Tao, it shouldn't be some kind of walking dead, everyone should go and do their own work! ”
Hearing him say this, everyone dispersed. After everyone dispersed, only the dry and thin second stunned man and the white-bearded old man were left in front of me.
Seeing that there were only these two people left, I said embarrassedly to the dry and thin man: "This brother, I haven't eaten oil and rice for several days, can I give me food?" ”
The dry and thin man named Ertunzi said to me: "Okay, I just want to open the stove to cook, come to my house for dinner in a while, my house is here, very close!" As he spoke, the stunned man pointed to the dilapidated mud house.
After confirming the location of the house, I said thank you to the dumbfounder, and then told him that I was going to wash myself in a nearby river, and when I was done, I would go to his house to find him. The second stunned man nodded to me, said hello, and then took the shovel and went home.
After seeing the two stunned people walk for a distance, my originally smiling face suddenly became gloomy. Then, I ran desperately towards a nearby river.
I'm going to wash up! I'm going to wash it hard! I'm going to wash my dead face off, I'm going to wash it off!!
The wind ran like a small river nearby, and I jumped into the river with a leap!
But
I'm so impulsive! I forgot I can't swim!
What's more, I still have my mobile phone, bank card, and my precious book in my pocket!
I found out that I was a brain-wreck, and because my face had turned dead gray, I couldn't stand it, so I jumped like this!
The moment I jumped, I suddenly had a strange thought, if I really drowned, then I was going to become a drowned ghost? No! Drowning ghosts plus starving ghosts
But to my surprise, just when I fell into the water, just when I thought I was going to plop and sink to the bottom, I realized that I could actually float on the water
It's as if I'm buoyant, floating on the water
When I was in school, I often heard Ji Boren say that the benefit of a fat person is to take a bath, as long as he lies on the water, because of his big belly, he can increase buoyancy because of his big belly, and he can float leisurely in the water. I don't know if he's a fallacy or a true thing, but he did tell me that.
Am I fat? Got meat? Got a belly?
That's what I thought at the moment I floated on the surface. But thinking about it, I shook my head. Long meat? I'm dying of hunger! Can you still grow meat?
Seeing that I was floating in the water, I didn't dare to slack off at all, and slid my hand towards the riverbank. When I came to the shore, I hurried ashore and hurriedly checked my books!
This book is my top priority, don't let it turn into a pile of blank paper because of my impulse, then I'll just find a piece of tofu and kill it!
It wasn't until I took out the book in my arms that I was at ease. Although the book was completely soaked in water after I jumped into the water, it was incomprehensible to me that the book was intact, as if it had not been stained with a drop of water at all. In particular, the paper inside has not been affected at all, and on the whole, there are no adverse changes!
I secretly wondered in my heart, this good thing is a good thing, it doesn't soak in water! Is that not on fire? But it's good to think about it, I don't dare to try
Seeing that the books were safe and sound, I immediately started to check my phone and bank card, but to my considerable speechlessness, the phone and bank card in my pocket were all gone!
You said that the phone is gone, it is gone, I don't have a big deal to go back and buy another one. But the bank card is gone, and it can be regarded as killing me! A card that can be overdrawn casually! I'm still counting on going back and spending my life with the money! Well, I'm a poor egg again in the blink of an eye!
But money is something outside the body, I understand this, it's not that I'm high, it's now, I can only think optimistically
Placing the book on the shore and seeing that there was no one around, I took off my bloody clothes and prepared to wash myself. But when I stripped off, I was completely stupid!
What's wrong with me!
How did I end up like this!!
My body, my body, all black! It's the kind of black and gray that only dead people have. You know, after I got this body by mistake, although I was very awkward about my tall body, but I was not disgusted, and now I see that my body is such a color, I
No! That's impossible! It must be dirty ash on me! It must be like this!
I didn't believe what I saw, and I hypnotized myself over and over again. No longer staying, I quickly jumped into the water, and then rubbed my body and my face desperately
I rubbed it so hard that I almost used all my strength, really! I even wanted to crush every inch of flesh on my body, rub it up! But it wasn't gray at all, and my complexion did become like that.
After rubbing for more than ten minutes, I saw that the color on my body had not changed at all, I was stupid!
A man on the water looked down at myself, and through the mirror-like water, I saw my own lifeless face! I can't understand why I'm like this! Why? What the hell is wrong with me?
Suddenly, I remembered Yu Mo in the book. She could come out during the day, after all, she was a supreme ghost, and she should have seen a lot, and she would definitely know the reason why I became like this, so I quickly crawled to the shore and threw myself at the book.
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