"Man, to be honest, have you ever hosted a memorial service before? Just say it now, and I'll forgive you! ”

As I expected, he looked up at me in surprise, probably thinking I could call his name, and then he shook his head honestly and told me that he hadn't done it.

"Crazy, crazy! When did you say this? Zhao Tian was a little anxious and stomped his feet on the platform of the memorial service!

"Be quiet! Zhao Tian, Deng Deng's parents went to the bathroom, come back immediately, don't let the two of them hear it, anyway, we won't have a few people at this memorial service, it should be us, besides, it's okay if the host is wrong, do you believe that Deng Deng has passed away? Anyway, I don't believe it, don't we have to go back to the hospital later? ”

"Zhan Ye, you won't go back to school for a while? Are you a student or a social dismember? Don't say that I look down on you, don't look at me for not studying, but I appreciate people who love to read, if you go to school so absent-mindedly, even if you are a scholar, I don't think you will be able to go anywhere in the future! So you should pay me back the taxi fare now! Don't you won't even be able to earn money you owe me for the fare! ”

This Zhao Tian, why did he change from being unfamiliar with attacking men to burying me?

I'll admit, though, that he was partially right!

But he can't say these things now, and he won't see when it's gone. Zhao Tian, why can't he tell the difference?

"I know it's wrong, I really know it's wrong, who do you hear me say twice in a row that it's wrong, it's because I really really know it's wrong, I'll correct it, I'll go to class on time, I promise it's okay, I'll definitely go to class from today onwards, but we graduate students don't have to go to class every day as you think, sometimes even if I want to go to every class, then there is no teacher for me! So you don't understand this, Zhao Tian, don't follow the blind mixing! ”

I want to end the conversation quickly, I don't want to say that I don't understand, Zhao Tian is starting to work hard again, maybe he doesn't want to be flattened by me!

In fact, I usually don't pay much attention to what I speak, especially with relatives and acquaintances!

But this is very undeserved, because relatives and acquaintances are the people who love you the most, and you hurt their hearts, and after their hearts hurt, maybe the pain is no less than your own physical pain!

"Why don't I understand, it means that you don't have classes in your major? Is it okay to go to other majors to take classes and learn more knowledge, for example, I saw it in the hospital, how good your classmate said, how can people study law in their spare time, why can't you? ”

"Xiaojiao, she's a law major, okay?" I'm still fighting with Zhao Tian, in fact, it's me who should stop in moderation!

"Don't look for these reasons, Zhan Ye, anyway, I think that when you were not in elementary school, you studied hard, at that time, I saw that you had to preview your homework before class, and then review your homework after class, if it wasn't for you suing me with the teacher, maybe I would still admire you! But now, look at what you've become? These high heels are worn, and this makeup is ......."

This Zhao Tian is talking and nagging, endlessly, although I know that it is right, but I said that I changed, he should not always look at my future performance and then say, look at the way he is now stretching out his hand, palm up, obviously asking me for the last taxi money!

Fortunately, Gao Shuzi came and interrupted Zhao Tian's words.

"How about I look at Zhanye's makeup? Yikes! I spent it all, I brought a mirror and some touch-ups in this makeup bag, eyebrow pencil, eyeliner, blush, lipstick, cotton pads, and this shadow stick I also brought! This is very easy to use, and you can also play highlights and shadows! Why don't you draw it for you now? I'm pretty good at makeup, but it's not like you're messy, Zhan Ye! ”

"When has this been? Gao Shuzi! You don't want to do all that makeup, okay? I know that Deng Deng's makeup was taught to him by you, so he wears makeup every day, but don't you see his face today, I hope that when the time comes, you can put makeup on him, right? ”

I tentatively asked Gao Shuzi, but found that as soon as I said something about Deng Deng, she instinctively began to avoid it, and then deliberately pretended to be very indifferent!

As Deng Deng's parents went to the bathroom and staggered into the venue, the memorial service should start soon!

"Are you ready?" On the stage, the foreman of Xiao Lizi patted the man's shoulder and asked the man.

At this time, Gao Shuzi just saw a teenage boy holding a microphone on the stage, looking like he was going to host, "Who is he?" What are you doing? Doesn't it depend on how well he prepares? ”

After Gao Shuzi muttered in her own voice, she began to shout at the little plum foreman, this is the first time I have heard Gao Shuzi speak so loudly to others since I started college.

"What did I tell you? I said that I had to say that I had started before I could start, and I couldn't start it yet, and that people would come! The guy on the stage, you come down! There are other people hosting! ”

But the man is not a fuel-efficient lamp, he took the microphone and looked at Zhao Tian and me who were present on the stage, and of course Gao Shuzi, "What? Are you fooling me? Treat me like a monkey? How long have I been here? I sat in the car, and I just sat on the sofa when I came here, and then I was called to the venue to prepare, I memorized so many words, wasted so much time, and had to pay for mental damages! ”

"Mental damage is only given if you cause personal injury, what kind of harm did you do to you? I can't give it, at most I'll give you a taxi fare, and you can go back now! ”

It seems that Gao Shuzi may be because of the unreliable relationship between her father and the lawyer she found, so she is now starting to study law on her own? Speaking of words, one by one, looking at her from a certain angle on the side, it is a bit similar to Ding Xiaojiao's confident appearance when she talks about the law!

It's just that Gao Shuzi used the wrong occasion.

Because she should have angered this skinny little one-stop man!

The man walked down from the platform in three steps and two steps, looking very angry, panting for breath, "You ......"

"Me? I didn't invite you! Don't tell me! ”

Gao Shuzi meant that I invited him with Zhao Tian, so I have to be responsible for him in the end, anyway, there is a certain amount of truth, I handed the man a look, intended to tell him that I have a way, let him not worry, he may really pay attention to what I mean, ran to the stage, and then reviewed his manuscript!

I'm facing Gao Shuzi, but now is not the time to talk about that.

Because in the venue, people began to enter one after another!

These people?

Looking at me as familiar to me, aren't we all classmates from elementary school to junior high school and then to high school and college?

In other words, Deng Deng's classmates!

Among them, because Deng Deng's university is in the same class as me, his classmates from his university, who are also classmates from my university, are the last to enter the venue, and a few of them are at the place where they enter, stretching out their arms and waving to me and saying hello!

"What did you call them for? Gao Shuzi, do you really think that Deng Deng has passed away? If you do this, how can Deng Deng wake up? When he woke up, his classmates were not all scared away by him, and they thought it was a corpse! ”

"He can't wake up, Zhanye! Wake up! Stop saying those unrealistic words? He's lying in the hospital morgue now! ”

"Gao Shuzi, how do you know that Deng Deng is now in the morgue of the hospital and not the funeral home?"

"It's common sense!"

After Gao Shuzi finished speaking, she once again avoided the eyes that I wanted to keep asking the bottom of the matter!

What is she hiding from me, last time I was behind Deng Deng, there were so many gangsters with sticks, and asked her why she didn't tell me and Deng Deng, because she could see it from that angle, but she kept staring at that side and didn't tell me and Deng Deng, Deng Deng and I didn't have the North Gate security guard Li Tiewang last time, if he called all the other security guards of our Lunhong University to help, Deng Deng and I would have to be beaten to death by them, besides, what those people said was for Gao Shuzi, I asked her, She had the same attitude last time, how many secrets was she hiding from us?

I really want to tell her all these questions of mine, but I can't, because Deng Deng's parents are still standing by my side now, if I really say that about Gao Shuzi, although it is the truth, but for Deng Deng's parents at this moment, it will be another huge blow! My heart is about to take it anymore, let alone the two of them.

"Uncle and aunt, you should sit at the front!"

Actually, I want the memorial service to end soon, because then I can go to the morgue of Baiguang Hospital and see how Deng Deng is doing. If you let me in!

Even if I wasn't allowed in, I should be able to figure it out!

But what I need more urgently now is to think of a countermeasure on how to prevent the man Gao Shuzi is looking for from going up to preside!

"The memorial service should start soon! Go and sit in the back! I patted the man on the back who was talking to Gao Shuzi.

But the man did not even turn his head to look at me, but spoke to me in a haughty tone.

"I'm the host of the memorial service!"

"You're not! There are already hosts! ”

When I finished saying this, the man slowly turned around, looked at me, and then at Gao Shuzi, as if he didn't know which of the two of us was talking about it.

At this moment, Gao Shuzi and I are staring at each other!

I saw that Gao Shuzi seemed to be about to speak, because every time she said something important, she had to swallow her saliva and then exhale, probably because of the leadership tone that her father had been accustomed to for many years.

But this time, I was ahead of her and spoke first!

"Uncle and aunt, Xiao Lizi, man, Zhao Tian, can we start now?"