"Didn't you say that I would be in charge of Deng Deng's memorial service? I'm already happy that you're all here! ”

Gao Shuzi took a few steps forward, and the man who had been by her side followed closely behind.

"Happy? Are you saying you're happy? Hehe, Gao Shuzi, we didn't say that the memorial service will all be handed over to you, you think about it, who said it to you, you point it out to me now, if you can say it, we are willing to hand over Deng Deng's memorial service to you! ”

In fact, I know that Gao Shuzi can't say anyone, because we didn't agree in the first place!

"Zhan Ye! Gao Shuzi! Why are you two beauties standing dry like this, come on, come on! Sit on the lap of the master, one on each side! Deng Deng is really a good fate, when he was alive and went to school, he was accompanied by the two of you, but when he died, he still had the two of you competing for favor, what? Can't I? ”

Isn't this one who speaks, isn't it the wine Mengzi in our class who often drinks heavily, he still drinks before the exam, and then he actually played hooligan with the male teacher who invigilated the exam, and touched someone's buttocks, but he has not graduated until now, he is famous in our undergraduate class, and anyone who sees him hides!

"Gao Shuzi, what are you inviting him to do? You're really afraid that the world won't be chaotic! Tell you, I will never hand over Deng Deng's memorial service to you to prepare! ”

"Get me out!" My index finger, which was bitten by a local dog, is now pointing at that troublesome Jiumengzi!

Who knew that he actually got up from his seat and walked over in the direction of me and Gao Shuzi, "You refer to me, you come, you come, you come, you come!" ”

At this time, the scene of the memorial service can be described in one word, that is, there is no absence, and they are all holding their breath, and their eyes are looking straight at me and Gao Shuzi, because we are both standing where we are sitting, and we are actually noisy in a quiet place.

Although I usually don't see how good they are with Deng Deng, and being able to come at this moment can be regarded as very righteous, so it seems that Deng Deng's popularity is also quite good, not what he always thinks, he is a sissy, and boys don't like to play with him!

If Deng Deng knew, he would be very pleased!

But Deng Deng doesn't know now, can't hear, and can't see!

I held my forehead with four fingers of my right hand, slightly tucked my chin, and thought, how can there be such a classmate, if there is a crack in the ground, I may want to drill down at this moment!

It can be seen that Gao Shuzi also wanted to take a small step back, she probably didn't expect it to be like this!

"Drink too much, drink too much! Excuse me! We're his friends, get him out right now! Sorry, sorry! The two girls who appeared in front of them stared at the stage for a while, the Xiao Li foreman who was adjusting the microphone sound, and looked at where the arm of this Jiu Mengzi was thrown out at will for a while, it seems that the two of them should be the people sent by Xiao Li Foreman on the stage, I know, the two of them must be restaurant waiters, and now the two of them look like they should be to catch the whole Jiu Mengzi!

Actually, wine is not a bad thing, drink pleasantly, but drink big!

And this wine Mengzi recognized by our class, the grade is gentle and has to make a middle-aged decadent man, his hair should not have been washed for a few days, his face is oily, in the current venue of the memorial service, there is a strange light, his upper body is red clothes, there are traces of wine, and the lower body is a pair of wide army green pants, inside is a pair of black men's elastic pants, fat slippers that kick and tap when walking, and full of alcohol, it really makes people want to drag him out, it's not that we dislike him and shame him, It's that he spoiled himself, remembering that when he came to school on the first day, it was still normal, but then I didn't know what was bothering him, and as a result, when none of us were paying attention, he suddenly became like this, drinking every day and then vomiting, and then drinking, his beer belly was obviously much bigger than when he was in school.

But when he woke up, it was normal for him to talk and do things, but now the number of times is too small to remember.

As this Jiu Mengzi was dragged away by two girls, none of his classmates got up to speak for this Jiu Mengzi, so you can imagine how bad his popularity is.

Now Deng Deng's parents are hungry, and they have all returned to the stage of the memorial service from me, Gao Shuzi and Jiu Mengzi.

Immediately afterwards, Foreman Xiao Li slapped the microphone twice with the palm of his right hand, and then handed the microphone to the man who was standing beside him, looking at the mobile phone with his eyes, and still reciting words.

It seems that the man is obviously not familiar with the procedures of the memorial service, in fact, he should prepare a piece of paper, even if he reads it, but he also brought his mobile phone to the table, and the screen was aimed at his body, it shouldn't be so good-looking! He is not broadcasting live on an online platform.

Then Xiao Li's foreman's head, tilting upwards, pointed at Zhao Tian, signaling Zhao Tian to step down with him.

You're all set!

But the current man is still memorizing words, he should want to take off the script and go on stage, but he has not walked to the middle of the stage, which makes people who are too low and have already sat down to start talking!

Gao Shuzi even took the opportunity to walk to the side less than 10 cm away from me, holding my arm, with an enviable college classmate feeling!

But what she said was still three sentences and asked the man she found to go up to the stage, and as she spoke, she also pointed her palms upwards and backwards at the man who was already sitting under the platform!

And that man lived up to Gao Shuzi's expectations, stood up and nodded to Gao Shuzi, and strode towards the platform in front!

Seeing that he was about to walk up and snatch the man's microphone!

What to do, what to do? I can't shout anymore, I'm afraid I can't, because this is already a prelude to the official start of the memorial service, and if I talk casually, it will ruin this memorial service!

Pregnant! Destroy and destroy! Anyway, I know that Deng Deng is not dead, this memorial service is really redundant, the more I think about it, the more it is!

Oops! Have we fallen for Gao Shuzi's plan to divert the tiger from the mountain!

Deng Deng, who is still in the morgue of Baiguang Hospital at the moment, will something irreversible happen!

It's scary to think about!

There are already so many people here, and the first row is Deng Deng's parents, how should I tell them what I think!

Say Deng Deng is not dead yet? Then toss the second elder and return to the hospital, so if Deng Deng really doesn't have old goods, wouldn't his parents have received a double blow, I don't know if they can bear it, and whether they will also go with his son.

It seems that Deng Deng's parents are now crying, they must have felt that Deng Deng's death has become a fact, and now no one can say what happened to Deng Deng now, if Deng Deng really seems to be like the doctor said that there have been corpse spots and other phenomena, will he wake up again? I'm afraid it's difficult, then all this is just an illusion of wishful thinking on my part and Zhao Tian's own. In this case, if I go to the front and stir up this memorial service, I will be punished!

The best thing to do now may be to save as much time as possible at the memorial service!

Not really! I can walk up to the stage of the memorial service and preside over it with the man, so I can control the time!

"You always say that my heart is like a glass, pure and transparent like water, even if it is full of heartbreak......"

What's wrong with my phone ringing, no matter who called, it's too bad time, I quickly pressed the hang button!

But because of this, the bad thing turned into a good thing, and the man seemed to reflect it all at once, and he looked at me, and I bent my right arm, and my forearm was parallel to my body, and then I made a cheering gesture with my fist in front of my face, and pressed it to my chest!

"Please set your phone to silent! The Dead and Resurrection Memorial Service begins now! ”

The man who had already stepped onto the stage didn't seem to want to stop him at all, but was impressed by Deng Deng's wit.

"Who is this gentleman, please take the security guard away from the scene, our Mr. Deng Deng's memorial service must be performed by himself, and the rest are not allowed to be replaced!"

Hearing this, some people under the stage began to laugh secretly, and then pointed their fingers at the man in front of them, and the man also saw that there was something he couldn't predict at the scene, even if he snatched the man's microphone now, not only could it not play the role of the host of the memorial service, but also let everyone present at the memorial service be immersed in the two extreme pictures of horror or ridiculousness!

So, he turned around knowingly, ignoring Gao Shuzi's gesture of beating his chest and feet here, he stepped off the stage, giving people the feeling that this man should be a memorial service host with a lot of experience, and he didn't want to smash his future signboard because of this time!

At the same time, Deng Deng on the stage also began to speak!

"Dear relatives and friends, we are attending the memorial service for Mr. Deng Deng's resurrection today. On behalf of Mr. Tang's family, I would like to express my gratitude to Mr. Tang Deng's family for being visited and cared for by his relatives and friends after he was hospitalized. ”

It seems that the beginning of the man is good, and I am finally a little relieved, bent over, lowered my head, and trotted all the way to the right of the place where Deng Deng's parents are sitting now!

And sitting next to Deng Deng's parents and the two old men to the left was Zhao Tian.

I looked back, that Gao Shuzi was still standing in the venue, and at the moment she was the only one standing there at the memorial service, but she was shouted by a classmate who didn't know from behind, Gao Shuzi knew that the position she was standing blocked the view of others, and she was moving her steps to the side, and now she was standing in the corner!

I found that it was exactly where the man was sitting just now.

Sure enough, the man walked back and sat there.

It seems that Gao Shuzi is following this man, and she must be studying something crooked and evil at this moment.

Won't it ......