"Mom, I'm going to go through the enrollment procedures today, will you come with me?"

"When you're older, you can make your own decisions, so won't you go yourself? Also, I can tell you, don't let your brother go with you, don't exhaust your brother! ”

Before I could speak, the voice on the other end of the phone was already busy.

Then, as if I was in arrears, I received a voice prompt: "Your call is temporarily unavailable!" ”

Almost at the same time, I received a text message, "Sorry, I'm busy right now, I'll call you later!" ”

"Won't our dad answer the phone?"

I looked at my brother, his eyes glazed over, and he didn't speak.

"Sister, look!"

My brother took out a small pendant from his trouser pocket that had been squeezed and deformed by his fleshy body, a black little man, and curly hair.

My brother tugged on the villain's arm, and the villain's face tensed and he let out a "Ahhhhhhh Moaning.

Seeing that I wasn't smiling, my brother pulled up one of the villain's legs again, and dragged it for a long time, and this time the voice was actually "Oh Mom!" ”

I struggled to control my expression and looked out as a light rain fell on the car window.

The villain began to bark again.

The sound was a little strange this time.

"Zhan Ye! I'm behind you! ”

How do villains make rough and ugly sounds? My brother? Definitely not!

Although my brother is ugly, with a greasy acne face, nose, eyes, and mouth are very close to each other, and his face is big, my brother's voice is very good, and this alone is enough to fascinate many little girls who are not deeply involved in the world. Besides, my brother would never call me by my name.

Just as I was rubbing my ears and suspecting that I had misheard, there was a "buzz" and my brother started the car.

"Sister! Sit down! "My brother leaned his upper body sideways, off the backrest, his knees slightly straightened, half-stood up, and tied my seat belt.

"Brother, did you speak just now?" I turned my head 180 degrees, and my body turned around with me, almost colliding with my brother, and looked at my brother in surprise.

"It's me just now, I'm going to drive, of course I'm going to let you sit down." After my brother fastened my seat belt, he didn't fasten it himself.

Not this sentence, the previous sentence.

"Last?" My brother was like a cell update, with a brief memory loss, repeating the phrase over and over again.

"Are you also an autoresponder?" My brother is wearing a tight little pink flower shirt, straight, and at first glance, the side looks a bit like my favorite Jiang Moumou comedian.

With my high-definition vision, I could see that some of the buttons were about to burst.

"Brother! If you think it's strangling, some buttons can be left unbuttoned! "I turned around and tried to unbutton my brother's neckline.

But my brother dodged my hand, "No! This is the clothes that my sister earned for 3 yuan an hour by working in a fast food restaurant, and gave it to my brother. ”

He buttoned up the cuffs, and the long sleeves were turned up and rolled into the middle sleeves, revealing the cheap threads from time to time.

Why is it a little belly exposed? He actually tied the two long straps at the bottom of his clothes into a bow.

Wait, long straps? Bow? My little universe head was spinning rapidly, first, I clicked into a shopping website, and then searched......

"Oops! Elder brother! I bought a women's model! ”

I finally couldn't hold it anymore, and I leaned back and laughed, and my brother's low-bottomed car trembled with me.

My brother was also upside down.

At this time, there was an old man dressed casually, on crutches, with a wrinkled face, who couldn't stand steadily, and he had to keep his eyes on the window of the car on my side, and look inside, as if he could satisfy his curiosity.

"Brother! You see! Outside! ”

My brother honked the car a few times, but the old man hadn't left yet, just changed the door to see, the neck stretched out, and anyone who had seen an ostrich would definitely think he looked like him.

My brother opened the car window, "Uncle, you better go home early and take the children!" We can't see the inside from the outside of this window, but we can see you clearly! ”

The uncle's eyes were dripping, and before he could react, my brother had already driven the car away.

I looked in the direction of the uncle through the rearview mirror and saw that he was still there.

"Leave him alone!"

After being interrupted, my brother and I chatted and went back to the topic just now, my brother looked at the clothes on his body, the corners of his mouth went up, and he immediately took it back.

He always maintained a gentlemanly and steady image in front of me, and this time was no exception, he only showed a slight expression of crying and laughing.

But this one look is enough for me to laugh for half a year.

"When I put it on, your sister-in-law will say I'm a little weird! I thought it was the latest! ”

I cleared my throat, made body movements, kept swaying my left hand, and said euphemistically, "This, brother, can you wait?" Don't go into my school? ”

"Do you think brother is ashamed? Little girl, you bought it for me! You're responsible for me! "My brother is rarely coquettish, but for me, it's still very useful.

"This villain is my brother's gift to you for the beginning of school, and then!" While driving, my brother used his right hand to throw the little man to me as the co-pilot.

I was a little surprised by my brother's mischievous behavior today, the hand was a little slower, and perfectly missed the villain's descent, and it fell straight to the ground.

My brother didn't let me pick it up, saying that it was dangerous, so he drove the car to the side of the road, under the shade of a tree.

The environment has become relatively quiet, except for the sound of windshield wipers and radios.

"Let's listen to a piece of news from this station, last night, it was ......"

"Why did you give the radio an onset?" My brother looked at me.

"Who's closed? This thing is not good, I didn't touch it! I'm looking for a gift box for it.,Brother is really.,Do you want to give a villain a gift to someone else? It's too late for people to hide from villains, and it's called a gift if there is packaging, and it's called waste recycling if there is no packaging! ”

I deliberately changed the subject, "Ahhh Is it African? Africans also say, ah, yes, mom? ”

My brother pursed his lips shyly, and scratched the bridge of my nose with his left hand, "Isn't my brother like an African?" ”

"It's not like that! I can hear your voice at once, Zhan Ye, look at the back! It doesn't sound like you! My brother can now switch his voice without limits? I tilted my head, expecting my brother's wise answer.

"Brother has a magnetic voice, so I can only wait until the next life to change, but my brother's body can still add a little femininity after being built by my sister."

I was amused by him again, quietly listening to the sound of the light rain knocking on the car window outside the window, and at this moment, I felt very happy and happy.

"Sister! Don't blame your parents, who let you make your own decisions to apply for Lunhong University, you have to study art majors with such good grades! ”

I looked at my brother, and for a moment, it felt a little strange.

"Zhan Ming, do you know me?"

"Huh?" My brother is a moment, this is the first time I have called him by his first name, and I have spoken to him in such a tone and in such an attitude!

"Sister, what do you like to eat? Brother will take you there! ”

I clung to him, "You don't know what I like to eat?" So what do I like to wear? What do you like to use? Do you know all about it? ”

"You only accuse me all day long, I was the first in the school, you said why I couldn't be the first in the city, I chose the university I liked, and you didn't let me go in various ways."

"But the outside world says ......"

Before my brother could finish the whole sentence, I got into it and inserted it hard, like saying on the radio that someone called and scolded me for saying that the school was bad.

At this moment, for the sake of my school, I stepped into the ranks of shrews.

"I'm not afraid of any horror school, what horror school? Let me tell you, those are all things made up by idle people themselves, brother, you are a university teacher, do you believe in this thing? ”

"Look! Brother didn't say anything! "He's kind of trying to turn around.

When you're angry, who cares about that, especially girls, when their temper doesn't go out, they can only be aggressive, "What else do you have to say?" No wonder you took the initiative to call me today, took the initiative to pick me up at my grandmother's house, and offered to send me to enroll? Also, your car is driving so slowly? Are you with your mom and dad? ”

In fact, my brother really only said one sentence, but my mouth was like a machine gun without a door, "doodoo", and I said it for more than 30 minutes, so many years of resentment against them, the ultimate ridicule, poured out.

I slammed the door hard and got out of the car.

The rain was a bit heavy, my hair was drenched, my head drooped, my eyeliner was gone, and my whole face became a dirty panda face.

"Mommy, look! My sister is so scary! "A little sister and her mother happened to be sheltering from the rain under a tree.

"What do you see? Never seen anyone quarrel? "I was yelling at a 5 or 6-year-old kid.

When her mother saw me yelling at her daughter, she hurriedly protected her behind her, tapped my arm with her right index finger, and gestured with both hands.

"Do you know sign language?" I haven't been completely angry, but I have more admiration for my brother.

"I just gave her an umbrella and told her not to hide from the rain under the tree, saying that my sister is not sensible, please forgive her!"

"I'm not sensible? Hehe! How sensible you are! ”

"Actually, I have always wanted to be a sign language teacher for special education, so that I can help many deaf people."

"But you listened to your parents and chose biology." My contemptuous eyes.

"Sister, my brother has loved you the most since I was a child, and I love my parents the most, my parents are getting older, and we will have to support them in a few years, what if we choose what we like and can't make money?"

"So, you can make a lot of money if you choose to be a university teacher at three colleges and universities one kilometer away from home?"

"But it can make Mom and Dad happy!"

"You are so great, even your parents chose your marriage partner for you, you make your parents happy, and your parents make you happy! Reorganizing a family is different, obviously they are all my own parents and parents, but they are better for you, even deaf and dumb mothers know how to protect their children, which of you has ever taken care of me? Your family of three live happily! ”

Although my brother is a teacher, he is less than one-tenth of my quarrel and no longer speaks.

But my tears couldn't stop flowing.

Like many little girls, when I get angry, I will say a lot of things that I will regret for the rest of my life.

"I'm going to sign up myself, from today onwards, I will cut off relations with you, I only live for myself!"

I threw my brother at the little black man I gave him and almost hit him in the face.

"What? I'll go right over! My brother answered the phone with a solemn face.