Why is my brother so angry? Or was I really going too far?

In order to make me laugh, my brother can go up the knife mountain and go down to the sea of fire, but now......

It seems that it really is, the man is reliable, and the sow will climb the tree.

How could he just drive away and leave his only, half-sister, beautiful and lovely sister here by himself, what if people took a fancy to my beauty?

Or will my brother really cut off the relationship as I said.

Wrong! I figured it out, my brother just didn't want me to go to school and sign up.

Fortunately, I left a large business black umbrella, I put the handle of the umbrella on my right shoulder, stuck it with your right neck, and took out a mobile phone with my brother and me taking a selfie in the background from the small bag that straddled diagonally, "Hey! I'm Yezi, Deng Deng, is that you? ”

"Nonsense, it's not me, who else could it be? Do I still have an assistant? There was a yin and yang weird baby voice on the other end of the phone, a woman's tone, but Deng Deng's words, I could hear it, he was obviously a little unhappy.

"Do you have time today?" I know that he will say yes in the next sentence, because I will not take the initiative to call him at all, and it seems that Lady Luck is favoring him today.

"Nope!"

His answer was beyond my expectations.

"Didn't you gnaw at the old people, and got a job? Then today is also a Sunday off! I asked.

"Of course I have a job, and I still work very hard, just take care of my mom and dad!"

"Then you're still my boyfriend, and your job is to take care of me!" I followed Deng Deng naughtily and made jokes, in fact, half of it was true, even if it was half a joke.

"You don't give money, what kind of work do you call if you don't give money? That's called public welfare! "He's very good at scolding me.

"Deng Deng, are you studying now? Didn't you get into an undergraduate college with the lowest score in our class before? I was on the phone, remembering that when he first entered the undergraduate program, we were all observing whether he had an Adam's apple, and when I thought about it, I couldn't help but laugh "hee-hee-hee".

"Get out!" A very manly voice came from the other end of the phone, and only when Deng Deng said this word, did he really look like a pure man who stood up to the sky and the earth and had the principle of the bottom line, but the premise was that he couldn't say it to me.

"You dare to be disrespectful to me, you took gunpowder today?" I'm a little confused.

"Are you making this call to humiliate me or to ask me out?"

How shameless should he be to say this sentence so naturally.

"Neither, I just wanted to talk to you!" I want to continue to tease him, talk to him on the phone, and feel that I am infected with positive energy, because there is a person in the world who is so much worse than me, and so confident, I often want to ask him who gave him the courage.

"Come on! You are the kind of person who does not go to the Three Treasures Hall for nothing, there must be something, say it quickly! ”

Without waiting for me to speak, Deng Deng continued, "By the way, shouldn't you go through the graduate admission procedures at Lunhong University now?" How did you remember to call me? Not enough tuition? ”

"I don't have enough tuition, you don't care! Feel relieved! I'm afraid you'll borrow it from me! ”

He let out a long breath over there, as if he was really afraid that someone would borrow money from him.

"Your mom and dad didn't pay you tuition? Oh, my little girl! ”

"How are we two talking about digression now? Can you be serious? Deng Deng, I found that you have learned a lot of idioms and afterwords now. Then I'll test you! Peacock open screen, next sentence! ”

"Happy courtship!"

"It's still happy to break up, that's called self-inflicted amorousness, it seems that you are still the same, nothing has changed, can you read some good books?"

"Don't say anything more, I'll hang up! I have a new girlfriend and I want to make porridge on the phone! Who knew you called me! ”

"I want to ask you, can you accompany me to graduate school admission?"

"Then you still want to spoil me!"

"Absolutely, absolutely not that way! You're thinking too much! ”

"I haven't been to graduate school, so I wanted to accompany you yesterday, didn't you say your brother sent you?"

"Look, isn't it because you called me yesterday and you held a grudge after I rejected you? It stands to reason that it shouldn't! The Deng Deng I know is a very generous sissy!

"Where are you now?"

"I don't know, I'm a road idiot, I just know that there's a big tree next to it!"

"Please, big sister, we have millions of trees in the city, where are you? You're going to be a tree spirit, huh? ”

"What then, there is no building next to it!"

"How did you end up in the middle of nowhere?"

"Just say it, do you want to come or not?"

"It's still raining!"

"You just don't want to come?" I held the phone in my right hand, took it from my ear, stared at the phone screen, and heard the sound of the phone on the other end.

"Come here, don't come if you don't come, don't bother, it's too grinding!" I hung up.

"Do you have a lighter?" A woman with long hair, about the same height as me, about 160, behind my back, about 30 years old, with a birthmark on the left side of her face.

"Nope! I don't smoke! ”

Why did you just finish talking to Deng Deng, it's not about borrowing money, but you met someone borrowing fire here again? Nowadays, do people like to borrow anything so much? Besides, will you pay it back after you borrow it? In this regard, I have learned a lot of lessons, my former roommate borrowed a toothbrush from me, and when I was embarrassed, she said that it was okay, and I should say this sentence, but the toothbrush was lent out, do you want to return it? Also, when I was an undergraduate, a classmate borrowed a headband from me, and I lent it to her, but when I wanted it, she said to borrow her for a few more days, and then the thing was to keep asking, constantly shirking, knowing that in the end I said I didn't have to pay it back, and gave it to you, but she said, no, I will pay it back to you, and I will pay it back to you as soon as I make money, but she dropped out of college before finishing college, and ran a small business, and the money should be a lot of money, but the headband still did not return it to me.

So I secretly swore to myself, like I borrowed something, I would not borrow, thinking that I was a shared bicycle! Besides, I don't have either! Odd! On this rainy day, this woman does not borrow an umbrella from me, but borrows a lighter, there must be something strange!

I saw that this woman was wearing a black robe, and she waited for a while, would she go deeper and say that the clothes she was wearing matched my umbrella very well, and finally let me lend her the umbrella!

She must stop talking, I'm still busy here, not like dealing with her, but I'm afraid of something, the woman's mouth is open and closed again, "What are you doing here?" ”

"I'm taking a taxi here."

"It's not easy to fight, because there's no one living here!"

I was in a hurry, "No one?" Are you kidding? Aren't you human? The deaf and dumb mother just now with her child, not a person? As soon as she said this, I reacted, how did my mother walk so fast with a little girl just now, otherwise I could still walk with them, forget it, it's okay to go, a few strangers who have quarreled are still willing to talk to you again.

Saying this, I wanted to take it back, and realized that I shouldn't extend my emotions to other people, people are not wrong, although when my brother taught me, I didn't listen, but in fact, I already knew that I was wrong, but I couldn't control my mouth.

The woman squinted at me, didn't talk to me again, and walked alone towards the yellow sand-covered land, looking at the back, a little desolate and desolate.

"Wait a minute, do you know where this is?" I stopped the woman's footsteps.

"Dead Man's Slope!" The woman didn't look back, and although there was rain around, I could hear what she said.

"What do you mean?" At this moment, there is a cold stream of water passing through my head, and I can't help but sneeze!

"Ahh

"It's the place where the dead are buried, why did you come here?" The woman turned around and walked towards me little by little.

I don't want to say it, because my brother got a phone call and left in a hurry, so I threw myself here, which is too cheap.

"I'll come here and play by myself! My friend will pick me up right away! "I picked up the phone, pressed the screen, and when it lit up, I found the number I had just dialed Deng Deng again.

I'm on a call, is there a mistake? Deng Deng chatted with others at this time, and he was really a friend who was heavy on sex and light on friends.

"There's no fun here! You'd better go! ”

"I want to go too! The point is that I can't go now! "I was irritable and left and right feet alternately, kicking the small stone next to me, no, the small stone slipped on the woman's foot, she was only wearing slippers, it must have hurt.

"Excuse me...... no!" I just wanted to apologize to her.

"Do you have a cold? Would you like to come and sit at our house for a while? ”

Actually, she is still very understanding.

But a stranger, how could I possibly go to her house? The news on TV said that after you went, you were first given a glass of water, and then there was medicine in the water, and then, when you couldn't open your eyes, your throat was cut, or your organs were sold for money. I quickly remembered a lot of negative energy in my head, and it made people look at the creepy events.

"I'm not going! I'm right here! ”

"It's not good here."

What's so bad about it, the car won't crash into me when you see me, and I can call a car.

"I'll take out the taxi app!" What's going on? No phone signal?

"Can you lend me your phone?"

"I don't have a cell phone!"

If you don't like to borrow, you just say that you don't like to borrow, and say what nonsense you don't have a mobile phone, do you think I'll believe it?

It turns out that she is also guarding against me.

"Don't worry! I'm not a liar! Besides, you see me in high heels and with your phone, how fast can I run in this place where birds don't? ”

The woman was silent.

"Gotta gotcha, I don't want to borrow my phone from you, is there a charger?"

The woman was still silent, but this time, she held out her hand, and the nails on it were all black.

Does she like cleanliness or nail fungus? I can't shake her hand.

As the saying goes, nail fungus, one contagious two.

I looked at my white hands, proud that my hands were not like this woman's.

The hand is the second face.

"What do you want a lighter for?" I asked the woman casually, looking at my phone in my hand.

"I'm going home and cooking!"

Finally there was a signal, "Hey! Deng Deng! I know where I am, I'm on Dead Man's Slope! ”

It wasn't until the woman disappeared from my sight that I felt five thunderbolts.

Isn't it uninhabited?