Chapter 300: How to Deal with the City God?

Reach!

The coffin was too deep, I stood on tiptoe, grabbed the edge of the coffin with one hand, and leaned in most of my body, still a little close.

Lord Chenghuang lay there motionless.

However, the pressure she put on me was the biggest in my life, except for Ni Dress.

I don't know how her strength compares to Ni Xiang.

Ni Shang is an evil god.

Lord Chenghuang is almost at this level.

Nishang plays with me like a puppet, and Chenghuang plays with me, which is estimated to be the same as playing with silicone ~ dolls. Even if she is seriously injured, in her eyes, I am afraid that I am no different from ordinary people.

As long as she wakes up and her mind moves, she can put me in a hundred tricks, what ***** devil carries a gun, what old tree is rooted, what old man pushes a cart, what is tied together, what is in the sky flounder, what mouse and cat are in the same house, what goat is a tree......

Cover your face!

Numb, let me go first, it turns out that I know so many postures. There are still dozens of them in my head, so I keep talking, describing the details, and I guess I can talk about it for a day.

To get back to the point, I can't wake up Lord Chenghuang, in case I wake her up, it's only lively today.

But the "Three Qing Taoist Sutra" and the Nine Yin Jade Flute are right in front of me, and my eyes can clearly see that above the Nine Yin Jade Flute, there is a faint purple light slowly emitting outward, that is to say, it is absolutely impossible to be fake.

These two things have to be obtained.

I leaned over, my feet off the ground, and bent down more and more, trying hard to reach the "Three Qing Tao Sutra".

Near, closer......

My two fingers can finally touch the "Three Qing Ghost Sutra".

However, just as I was holding the page, the more I feared something, the more something came.

I couldn't hold my weight and plunged headlong into the coffin!

Lord Chenghuang was pressed by me and snorted.

Ahh......hhh I'm scared to death.

At this moment, I felt my hair stand on end, and I had goosebumps all over my body.

I was so frightened that I didn't dare to come out, and I was hanging in the air and riding on the lap of the city god, not daring to move.

I swear, I really don't want to be a hooligan at this point.

The position in the coffin is very narrow, the city god is lying there, only between the legs and the outside of the left leg there is space, I want to stand up, but I am afraid that the movement will be too big, and it will become the last straw on the camel's body......

I just covered my heart like this, my heart beat violently for a long time, knelt on the lap of the city god, and after a while, I calmed down a little.

Chenghuang didn't wake up.

She lay there, still motionless.

I took a deep breath and carefully pinched the Three Qing Tao Sutras. Dragged it, and the city god grabbed it very tightly.

I couldn't help it, so I turned my heart across and gently broke her fingers.

One, two......

I was engrossed there, and I was trying to get up, when suddenly the city god opened his eyes.

I'll go!

We stared at each other for a full five or six seconds.

My eyes widened in fright, and I shouted at the top of my voice, "Ah......hhhh

This Chenghuang is very naughty, she imitates me, the corners of her mouth are smiling, her mouth is open, and she also screams: "Ah......h

My yang energy, like a ball that has been pierced, leaked out frantically in an instant, and all of it got into her mouth.

Ghost spirits absorb people's yang energy and can strengthen themselves. This is also the reason why so many female ghosts hook up with men.

I quickly covered my mouth, panicked, crawled out of the coffin, and ran towards the gate.

Bang Dang!

The gate of the main hall of the City God Temple slammed shut, and no matter how I kicked or pulled, I couldn't open it.

I was so scared that I cried.

And the city god behind him, sitting on the edge of the coffin, covered his mouth and giggled.

To be honest, the laughter is good.

But at this time, how can Lao Tzu have the heart to pay attention to this. She is a city god, and any ghost who carries a sedan chair has five or six hundred years of Taoism, and her strength is even more unimaginable than I can imagine.

As long as she wants to, pinching her fingers in laughter, I will be pinched to death by her like an ant.

Not!

I can't die here.

You can't escape. I've just used the stealth technique, and it's been twenty-four hours today, and it's only been three or four hours, so I can't count on stealth.

At this moment, I remembered what Xiong Wei said before I came in.

If the identity is revealed, then the city god will be lured.

This is my only chance to live.

Just do it!

I took a deep breath and squeezed a smile on my face that was more embarrassing than crying.

I forced myself to calm down, but my head was still dazed......

I threw a wink at the city god, but the city god held up quietly, a little confused.

How to tempt? Brother doesn't understand?

Jumping off ~ Clothes Dance? Please, Lao Tzu is now covered in a nondescript red wedding dress and pants, and he takes off a woolen thread, and then he will take it off.

Forget it, just twist it twice.

I learned Michael Jackson's classic dance posture, holding the balls with one hand and my head with the other, trying to show the feeling of egg pain, screaming and screaming, and with the dance steps, the lower body was straightened and straightened......

To be honest, at this moment, I feel pretty good about myself.

I've been in the mountains before, and I didn't deliberately go to the gym to practice with this figure, but I drilled all over the mountains all day long, climbed high and low, not to mention the fitness, and the body shape was also good. One meter seventy-six tall, one hundred and fifty pounds, six-pack abdominal muscles looming, and some scars on the waist side of the chest, which adds to the male hormonal atmosphere of manhood.

It's that red women's wedding dress pants that are a bit of a sight to behold.

I winked my eyebrows at Chenghuang, hooked my fingers, and said lightly, "Niu, do you want to make an appointment?" Considerate and brave, long-lasting and huge, and the posture of the will be more ......"

Chenghuang was amused and clutched his stomach, leaning forward and backwards, laughing non-stop, out of breath.

My head was less confused, and I slowly came to my senses.

However, it is precisely because of this that I realized how stupid and funny I am.

Xiong Wei must have cheated me again.

What lure the city god?

Chenghuang doesn't eat this set at all, okay!

Chenghuang smiled playfully, looked me up and down, and asked, "What's your name?" ”

Me: "Yellow Springs." ”

Chenghuang: "My sister asked you to come?" Haha, she miscalculated this time. If you don't come, I won't wake up so quickly, your breath of yang energy, I am so comfortable to breathe. Let me take another sip, come here, what's your name? ”

Me: "Yellow Springs." ”

Chenghuang: "Don't be afraid, if you are sucked out of your yang energy by me, your death will not be painful at all." When you die, your soul, I can take it by my side and be a ghost. If you can amuse me in the future, maybe I can help you find immortals in your dreams and help you progress by leaps and bounds. Liu Quan, this is your great opportunity. ”

Me: "Lord Chenghuang, my name is Huang Quan. ”

Chenghuang: "Oh, it doesn't matter, it doesn't matter if you Liu Quan Zhang Quan or Li Quan, the name is just a code name, why are you so entangled?" ”

Me: "Thank you Lord Chenghuang for your promotion, but I don't want to die yet." ”