Chenghuang: "I said Song Quan, this is your mistake. Do you know who I am? I'm Chenghuang! The boundary of Xiyang City is somewhat special. The original city god did not act and withdrew. Although I have just taken office, I will be the boss of this area in the future. Being able to be by my side is a blessing that I don't know how many people have. You're reluctant. Believe it or not, I'm going to kill you? And then get the soul gone? I tell you, don't think about who can save you. What is righteous and bright, what is just and upright, and what is upright...... To be honest, I'm not that kind of city god. If you kill you, no one will be able to do it for you. Curious why? Because this city god is beautiful and lovely, the country is alluring! If you don't believe it, you go to the underworld with 8,000 ghosts, and 120,000 ghost cities to inquire, who can have my Xiong Qian's popularity? Does the first beautiful girl in the underworld understand? You follow me, eat and drink spicy, and no one dares to bully you. If anyone bullies you, I will send someone to arrest him directly, kill the woman, and make you a bride. The man threw it directly into the oil pan and fried it. Sister, I have a good relationship with the old men who are in charge of hell. Do you prefer tongue plucking or frying? I suggest that it is better to fry or deep-fry. Gurgling boils bubbling oil, people throw it inside, snort, charred on the outside and tender on the inside, sweet and delicious...... Gee...... Have you ever eaten fried chicken? That's pretty much it. I don't like grilled ones, don't you guys have fried chicken wings and grilled chicken wings in the KFC and McDonald's or something? Do you prefer fried or grilled? Hey, you're the host, you're going to have a treat another day, take me to KFC ......"

I'm getting so drunk.

Is this the City God?

This is Tang Seng.

Speak upside down, a hammer in the east and a mallet in the west. I don't know how she went from threatening me to asking me to take her to KFC.

Narcissism, plus unorganized, undisciplined, lawless, and willful.

I was confused about the character of this city god.

But people have hard fists, and I have to endure them. My life is still in the palm of her hand.

I nodded again and again: "Okay, Lord Chenghuang, you set a time, I will take you to KFC at any time." ”

Xiong Qian sucked her saliva, her eyes were shining, she patted me on the shoulder, and said with a smile: "Hahaha, okay, it's decided." If you dare not take me back, I will strangle you!" No, it's too cheap to strangle you. I'll let the sinister like a flower crawl into your bed and snap you. Hee-hee...... You've just seen Yin Sha, don't you think she looks like a flower? Let me tell you, don't shout like a flower in front of her in the future. Although she is a subordinate, she actually wants to save face. You have to call her beautiful sister, she will help you do everything every minute. A few days ago, I asked Ruhua to go out to do some errands, to a man's house, the man seemed to be some kind of programmer, but when I saw Ruhua, I screamed in fright, I'll go! It's ugly! Ruhua was originally going to pull the red thread for him. Not long ago, that person risked his life to save two orphans, which touched my sister a little. I thought about finding him a daughter-in-law, so that he wouldn't be an otaku every day and bully a five-fingered girl at home. It's not in order. Hahahaha...... But the sky is high and the emperor is far away, who can control this big beauty? To be beautiful is to be willful! Have you ever seen someone as beautiful as your sister? Needless to say, definitely not! In the world of you, my sister Xiong Wei and I can compare, but it's okay to compare face and figure, and it's definitely not good to compare personality. She's just an elm pimple. Hee-hee...... I'll tell you secretly, don't tell my sister, I think my sister is a kind of person, even if she is popping in bed with someone she likes, she will definitely not scream, she won't hum, and then lie there motionless, like an inflatable ~ doll. Not even a doll. By the way, I see that some people now burn things for their relatives during the New Year's holidays, and the cooking is so strange. Hahaha...... I'll tell you a funny thing, isn't there a headless demon around me? During the Qingming Festival this year, when she was alive, there was a man who stalked her, and he actually made a paper figure and burned it to her according to his own appearance. It's still bare! Hahahaha...... Headless went to his house in the middle of the night in a rage, and was so frightened that the man jumped directly from the second floor, ran naked from the community with his bare ass, and ran naked directly to the police station, hahahaha...... And guess what? Hahaha...... In the end, the man was identified by the police as an exhibitionist and locked up for a good lesson......"

Five minutes passed, ten minutes passed, twenty minutes passed......

At first I was leaning against the door, and I was able to stand straight.

Then I sat down on the ground, my mouth slightly open, and I looked loveless.

My heart is broken!

Who believes it?

Tonight, I was dragged by the city god and chattered for nearly half an hour.

You say that what you say is justified and well-founded, whether it has a beginning and an end.

It's all wool.

How did Ruhua bully that otaku in the end?

Also, will your sister scream in bed when she pops with someone, is it a sass, can you be a girl's family, can you be subtle, don't speculate about it?

Also, you are a city god, can you not discuss the inflatable ~ doll......

These two sisters' personalities are simply at two extremes.

Xiong Wei cherishes words like gold, and Xiong Qian is a chatter. Xiong Wei rejects people for thousands of miles, Xiong Qian is a self-cooked!

No, I didn't even say a word from beginning to end. She was so addicted to babbling that she sat cross-legged next to me and continued to talk.

After another full hour, Xiong Qian patted me on the shoulder and said, "Gao Quan, I am very happy today, you are a very good chatter. For this reason, I will definitely keep you by my side. Unlike them, as soon as I opened my mouth, they scattered and avoided me. Say, how do you want to die? I'll give you a good time. In fact, if I suck your yang energy and suck you to death, there is still no pain. But I know you men, you all like to die under peony flowers...... I'll call out to some pretty female ghosts to help you. Do you like headless or heavenly or like flowers? In fact, it doesn't matter, it couldn't be easier to make them prettier. If you have a heavy taste, you can become a man......"

Then I sat there motionless.

Xiong Qian, on the other hand, stopped talking for the first time.

She raised an eyebrow, snorted, and looked out the back window.

Bang......

The back window was slammed open, and Xiong Qian jumped in.

When she saw me and Chenghuang sitting there, her brows furrowed, she was stunned for a moment, and asked angrily, "Huang Quan, what are you doing?" ”

Chenghuang: "Hey, your name is Huang Quan?" Isn't your name Chen Quan? ”

It's been more than an hour, and I finally have a chance to interject, and my heart is like ashes: "It's good if you're happy......"

Xiong Wei looked at Chenghuang: ""Sanqing Taoist Sutra", Jiuyin Jade Xiao, return me!" Huangquan, leave it to you! ”

Eggy!

I sat up straight and glared at Xiong Wei fiercely. Lao Tzu broke in desperately for her, and now he is all pointing to her to save me out, but this girl turned around and sold me.

Like words?

What about the "Three Qing Tao Sutras" that I said?

Insidious! It's so insidious!