22. Mr. Yue's tattoo

The sister-in-law also had a surprised expression on her face at this time, looked at the bamboo shoots that were knocked to the ground in amazement, squinted her eyes slightly in disbelief, and slowly stood up.

The sister-in-law stretched out her hand to her waist with suspicious eyes, gently supported the soft whip, and said in her mouth: Kill, emperor.

The soft whip coiled around the sister-in-law's waist flashed a faint light, and the sister-in-law took out the Lei Jun sword hidden in her hand and held it in her hand, and slowly walked towards the bamboo shoots.

Seeing his sister-in-law walking towards him, Zhu Zhu was not nervous at all, and his eyes were full of provocation. The sister-in-law approached the bamboo shoots that had been nailed to the floor by Uncle He with the Six Holy Beasts piercing the middle of the body, and turned around him three times to the left and three times to the right.

When Uncle He saw his sister-in-law coming, he was probably afraid that the bamboo shoots would suddenly move his hands and feet, and when he touched his sister-in-law, four silver needles flew out and nailed the hands and feet of the bamboo shoots respectively.

The bamboo shoots are now completely gone, and they have a sly smile on their faces, staring at their sister-in-law viciously, as if as long as their sister-in-law is not careful, he will rush up and tear a piece of her sister-in-law's flesh down.

The sister-in-law didn't care, and after reading it, she squatted down beside the bamboo shoots and said: My surname is Yue, and the men of the Yue family can fight, Yue Fei, have you heard of it?

The bamboo shoot's eyes flickered, and he didn't know what the sister-in-law was doing, so he didn't answer.

The sister-in-law took the Lei Jun sword in her hand, changed the angle and admired the tiny blue and white lightning bolts on the sword, looked at it for a while, and then looked at the bamboo shoots, and said: So, the women of the Yue family can tattoo words.

The bamboo shoot didn't say a word, but still stared at the sister-in-law viciously.

The sister-in-law also stopped talking nonsense, accompanied by the hissing sound and the smell of the protein that the skin and flesh were burning, the sister-in-law used the sword qi of the Lei Jun Sword to write three words on the face of the bamboo shoots: I am too

Yu Jia took the mirror and let the bamboo shoots see clearly.

The sister-in-law then said: Now I ask you something, what do you answer, if you don't answer, I will also tattoo the last word "prison" on it, so that the whole world will know that you are a eunuch. Got it?

At this time, the bamboo shoot had an expression: "You are just like this", and handed the blank face to the sister-in-law, which means, you have the ability to stab.

The suspicion on my sister-in-law's face suddenly increased a little, and she carefully looked at the place where the words had been tattooed on the bamboo shoot's face, but found that the sword qi that was pierced with the sword qi of the Lei Jun Sword just now, that is, the words that were pierced with the power of thunder and lightning, were slowly healing and becoming shallow...

The sister-in-law stood up violently, took a few steps back, as if she was greatly frightened, her teeth trembled, she stretched out her right hand, pointed to the bamboo shoots, and said to Uncle He with difficulty: Old He, take off his robe, quickly!

Uncle He looked puzzled, but when he heard his aunt say this, he reached out and took off the Taoist robe on the bamboo shoot.

Because the bamboo shoots were nailed to the ground, Uncle He didn't care about 3721, and took off his robe with tears and belts.

When he had finished taking it off, he took it in his hand, turned it over twice, and said, "This is the first time I have seen a cultivator dressed like this......

Before Uncle He finished speaking, the sister-in-law covered her mouth and rushed out of the door, and then the sound of the sister-in-law retching came from outside the door.

Uncle He looked at the robe he took off in a daze, and then looked at me: What's wrong with your sister-in-law? Got something bad? Kicking the quilt while sleeping at night? Got a cold stomach? I shrugged my shoulders and said I didn't know either.

After a while, my sister-in-law came in, and when I entered the door, I saw that Uncle He was still carrying the Taoist robe and churning, and she almost threw it up, turned her face and slapped her chest, and it was easy to calm down.

Uncle He didn't know what was going on, and asked with concern: What's wrong, are you pregnant?

The sister-in-law avoided him with a disgusted expression: You take that thing and stay away from me.

Uncle He asked: What's wrong?

The sister-in-law tried her best to calm down her emotions and said: This is the Chaos Easy Muscle Method.

Before the sister-in-law finished speaking, Uncle He threw down the robe in his hand as if his hands had been burned, like a cat that did not want to take a bath jumped up in the air on the bathtub, jumped three feet high, and slapped his hands vigorously.

I'm very strange, what's wrong, what is the chaotic and easy-to-tense method that my sister-in-law said, how did Uncle He make him look so weird?

The sister-in-law looked like she was about to be unable to breathe, covered her chest, and said to Yu Jia, untie all the things wrapped around her waist. also added: Just use the Six Holy Beasts, don't touch him.

Yu Jia said softly: Yes. walked over and pulled out the laser sword inserted in the middle of the bamboo shoot's acupoint, and swung a sword at the bamboo shoot's stomach.

At this time, because the robe of the bamboo shoot was torn by Uncle He, his inner clothes were clear at a glance, and he wore a pair of pants with eight pockets sewn on his lower body, and there were thirty waist bags wrapped around his waist, a burden or something.

At this time, Yu Jia, under the command of her sister-in-law, split all the pockets and waist bags of bamboo shoots in half, and the contents were scattered all over the ground.

Every time Yu Jia split a sister-in-law, she used the Lei Jun sword to shoot a bolt of lightning to burn the cloth bag containing things, and the bamboo shoots at this time were obviously not as arrogant as just now, and they were depressed, but their eyes were still rolling.

Apparently, he was thinking about what leverage he had and how to negotiate. Yu Jia and her sister-in-law are working hard, and Uncle He is inheriting her sister-in-law's career and retching at the door.

The bamboo shoots were staring at Lei Junjian, who was burning his pocket in his sister-in-law's hand, and he didn't know what he was thinking.

The burden of the bamboo shoots is cut one by one. It's full of broken copper and iron, half-pulled steamed buns or something, or a steel jump of five cents a piece.

He looked at the steel jumps scattered all over the place with a sad face, looking like he wanted to cry without tears, extremely distressed, and pretended to be calm.

I noticed a change in his eyes, and generally speaking, mood swings like this belong to the breakthrough of interrogation.

I was very pleased, and hurriedly called my aunt, my sister-in-law heard me call her, and when I turned around, I didn't pay attention under my hand, and the Lei Jun sword in the cloth pocket was crooked, and it hit a five-cent steel jump, and the steel jump turned into a pool of molten iron under the blow of Lei Junjian.

The bamboo shoots immediately collapsed at this time, and cried loudly, as if they had died of their own mother, tears and snot flowed out, and they didn't know what they were talking about.

When the sister-in-law saw the bamboo shoots like this, she jumped back to the interrogation table with steel all over the ground, looked at the bamboo shoots with her hands with great interest, and said:

How's that, fool, do you want to see me turn all of your bouncers, or do you want to tell the truth?

The fool wiped his tears, blew his nose, hugged the steel jump all over the ground, and said: I will move, I will move, I will move.

My sister-in-law nodded with satisfaction and said to me: Stop, remember.

Name?

Xiaodao has been begging for a living since he was a child, struggling to survive, and he doesn't know who his parents are, so he has no name or surname. Every day, I only see other people's doors open, and I come to the door to say a few auspicious words, send a few New Year's stickers, and mix a familiar face, mix a familiar face. After apprenticeship, he called himself the Venerable of the Dao.

"Let me ask you, what are you doing when you go to these two families' houses in the middle of the night and listen to the wall?"

"It's... Oops......"

The sister-in-law raised her eyebrows and pointed Lei Junjian at the pile of steel jumps he was holding in his arms, and the bamboo shoots immediately seemed to be scalded by boiling water, and her voice was broken: I said, I said, I said it all!

The bamboo shoots sat up from the ground, sobbed and hugged the steel next to him into his arms, and patted them twice like soothing a baby, wiped his nose and sweat on his head, and wiped it on his autumn pants after rubbing it.

I saw that my sister-in-law had an expression of wanting to vomit again, but fortunately, Uncle He came back through gritted teeth, staring at the bamboo shoots as if he was going to kill them all and eliminate the future troubles, which made the bamboo shoots a lot more timid, and the explanation behind them was smooth.

Rewind the clock to three years ago......