Chapter 8: I'm just trying your reaction, calm down....
"Then what else to say, go to sleep, you are not tired, I am still tired!" Xia Yeqing didn't wait for me to finish speaking, yawned and said whining.
"But," I hesitated, a little unsure of what to say.
"But what?" Xia Yeqing frowned.
I thought about it for a moment, and then said, "It's how to allocate sleeping places, there are only two beds in total, so it shouldn't be easy to sleep with so many people, and it's unfair to let only some people sleep in the beds, no matter who it is." ”
"Oh, this is simple, three sleep in your house and three sleep in mine, what is there to worry about?" Xia Yeqing said lightly.
"That's right, but how to arrange a sleeping place, Xiaoxi, Ruoxiang and Xiaofei have something to do with me, it's okay to sleep with me, but the rest of the people sleep with you, every day is a child first, but how do you arrange it for Yi Tong and Sister Xue'er? It's not like they're all sleeping in your room, and if you see something, isn't it just embarrassing? ”
After saying this, Xia Yeqing didn't speak anymore, as if he was thinking about something, but this expression lasted less than 5 seconds, and he had a heartless expression, and said with a big grin: "Why do you think it's a big thing, and you can talk about it for a long time, cut!" Do you think I want to see the body of a perverted aunt? I haven't been so heavy-mouthed! ”
I know who Xia Yeqing is talking about, of course, everyone basically knows it, and they all looked at Dongfang Lingxue, and Dongfang Lingxue's next expression was also expected by me, her face was a little red, and she also felt angry, and her tone was extremely ashamed when she spoke.
"Natsu Yeqing!! Who do you say is a perverted aunt?! ”
Xia Yeqing shook his head while laughing and said, "I didn't say it was you, if you want to think so, I don't have a problem!" ”
"You!!" Dongfang Lingxue stomped her feet angrily, then looked at Liu Bei and looked at me again, her face seemed to be even redder, and she said in a coquettish voice: "You two say, my figure is not good?" Do you feel heavy when you read it?! ”
"No, no, you are the face of an angel and the body of a devil, if it weren't for the fact that I had a girlfriend, I would have wanted to pursue you, Sister Xue'er." I hurriedly waved my hand and shook my head with a smile.
I said this, and Liu Bei, who still had a good impression of Dongfang Lingxue, naturally listened to it even more, only to see that his expression was very affectionate, and his movements were extraordinarily elegant, and he said softly: "Xue'er, since I met you, I can no longer like others, every part of your body is like the most perfect work made by God, I can't describe you in better words, so please forgive me for being clumsy." ”
It seems to be a compliment, but it is more like a confession, but whether it is a confession or a compliment, Dongfang Lingxue listens to it with a happy expression, and then looks at Xia Yeqing proudly, hoping to see a trace of abnormality on his face, but what probably disappoints Dongfang Lingxue is that Xia Yeqing is still very bland, and I probably understand now, if Xia Yeqing has any weaknesses, it is probably Ning Tiantian.
"Okay, don't be verbose, it's the same as before, sleeping in your house will not change, as for my house, Sister Dongfang sleeps on the sofa, and Yi Tong will sleep in bed with you every day." Xia Yeqing didn't seem to want to argue about anything, and said his thoughts straightforwardly.
I nodded and said, "Well, it seems like that's the best way to do it right now, but" I hesitated for a moment, thinking of a question.
"You've got a lot going on, what's wrong?" Xia Yeqing said impatiently.
"Where do you sleep?" I looked at Xia Yeqing and spit out a word.
Xia Yeqing's expression told me that he obviously didn't understand why I asked this, and blurted out: "Where can I sleep, I have my own room." ”
"Then the arrangement is unreasonable!" I continued.
"Can you tell me why you say it's unreasonable?" Xia Yeqing looked at me with a smile.
I took a breath, paused, and continued: "I'm a child every day, I won't say anything about sleeping in your room, but if Yi Hitomi also sleeps in your room, it can't be said, when sleeping, a girl in the prime of youth sleeps in a boy's room with strong blood, who knows if you will do something?" And even if not, do you think it's appropriate for a girl to sleep in just one pajama in front of a boy? ”
Xia Yeqing was obviously stunned by what I said, and then she also touched her nose and thought for a while, looking at Yi Hitomi who did not speak, and I saw that Yi Hitomi was bowing her head and blushing at the moment, obviously she was also troubled by this.
"So where do you think I'm going to live? Is it reasonable enough? Xia Yeqing turned his gaze to me, and even smiled playfully.
"You can also live in the car with Brother Bei." I thought about it for a moment and said.
"Hehe, do you mean that all the men except you live in the car, and you are the only one left upstairs?" Xia Ye Qing Dynasty I asked rhetorically.
I nodded subconsciously and asked puzzledly, "Is there something wrong?" I live in my own house and sleep on the couch, what's wrong? ”
Xia Yeqing suddenly laughed for a while when he heard this, then squinted at me and spit out a few words in his mouth: "Your calculation is really good, everyone lives in the car, keep you alone, alas, the idea is obvious!" ”
I listened to the expression and froze, recalled the previous sentences and some plots, and understood that Xia Yeqing's feelings were misunderstood, but I see how this kid's expression has a deliberate feeling, but I have to explain it anyway.
"Listen to me, I don't mean what Xia Yeqing said, you have to believe me."
Everyone was silent after listening to me, but their expressions also showed disbelief, well, it would be superfluous to explain, so I sighed and said, "Forget it, I'm enough to live in the car like this, right?" ”
Sure enough, when I said this, Xia Yeqing was about to clap his hands, he shrugged his shoulders, waved his hand again, and said helplessly: "I said it earlier, it's been delayed for so long, why bother?" ”
I suddenly had the urge to smoke Xia Yeqing, who wanted to smoke him, glared at him, and then said through gritted teeth: "I'll go upstairs and get a change of clothes." ”
"Wash what? Take a shower for hours right away, and who knows what you've done? Xia Yeqing had a suspicious expression.
"Damn!" I really wanted to go out of my way, and scolded: "I said that I didn't go up to the shower with a change of clothes, OK?" ”
"Oh, actually" Xia Yeqing nodded, smiled at me, and said slowly: "Actually, I just want to test your reaction, you've seen it three times, and you can't calm down if you're so excited?" ”
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