'Dilute your uncle!!' Although I thought so in my heart, I just snorted and left directly, too lazy to entangle with Xia Yeqing again, and when I returned home, I found that there was no one in the living room, opened the bedroom door, and only opened a crack in the door, I faintly heard a burst of laughter like a silver bell, I tried to reduce the sound of opening the door as much as possible, and then looked inside, at this time Ruoxiang was sitting in the middle of the bed, and Xiaoxi was sitting on the edge of the bed, and Ruoxiang was blushing at the moment as if they were talking about something that girls should talk about.

Driven by curiosity, I didn't choose to open the door, but eavesdropped at the door, but I just showed my head, and before I could listen, Ruoxiang suddenly looked at the door and shouted: "Who is outside?!" ”

I was frightened, my body didn't stand firm, the whole person fell into a, and my face that I thought was handsome fell and called it a pain, and when I got up, the door was all open, and it was naturally Xiaoxi who opened the door, I looked at her, she also looked at me, I smiled a little embarrassed and said: "Xiaoxi, what a coincidence, I just came back and met you at the door, hehe." ”

"Say it! Did you just want to eavesdrop on us? Xiao Xi's beautiful eyes glared at me with some anger.

"No, of course not, I accidentally slipped on the banana peel I stepped on the ground, which one am I going to be so immoral! Littering banana peels! I hurriedly waved my hand and shook my head, but I couldn't find any reason to explain, looked at a banana peel not far away, and said in a hurry.

"Oh, I see!" Xiao Xi had an understanding expression.

I breathed a sigh of relief and stood up, and Xiaoxi continued, "Then did you hear what we said? ”

"No, absolutely not, I was just about to steal me, Xiaoxi, you lied to me?" When I was relaxed, I subconsciously said the situation at the time, but I just reacted halfway through it, and immediately said with some surprise.

"Humph! Do you still need to use deception to deal with you? Ah Yu told you not to blink when you lie. Xiaoxi pressed my head with his fingers, then spit out his pink tongue and said, "And haven't you heard the saying 'soldiers don't get tired of cheating'?" ”

Well, I have already lost to many people in terms of IQ, and it is nothing to lose to one more, so I said: "Xiaoxi, I'll take a change of clothes, I'll sleep in the car tonight, and Xiaofei will sleep in a while." ”

After speaking, I walked into the bedroom and saw Ruoxiang's affectionate eyes, I opened my mouth, but I didn't know what to say, I gritted my teeth and said, "Ruoxiang, are you okay?" ”

"Hmm," Wakaka nodded.

Seeing that there was nothing to talk about, I quickly took a pair of shoes, socks and a set of clothes and put them in my bag and left the bedroom, so as not to be embarrassed again, and when I went out, I looked at Xiao Xi who brought a basin of hot water, hesitated for a moment and said, "Xiao Xi help me take care of Ruoxiang, I'm leaving"

Xiaoxi seemed to say something when he left, but I only heard a hmm, and then I trotted all the way to the car, and found that all the male compatriots except Xia Yeqing were standing outside, and they all had a characteristic, that is, they only wore one pants.

"What are you?? Running streaking en masse? ”

Seeing everyone like this, I was very puzzled, and naturally I had questions.

"Of course it's a bath, don't you bring clothes to take a bath?" A voice came from the car, this voice is naturally familiar to me, and when I saw Xia Yeqing's appearance, I was suddenly scorched by thunder.

At this moment, Xia Yeqing is also wearing a pair of shorts, which is not unusual, but he actually wears a swimming lifebuoy with a swimming cap and goggles.

"What do you want to make trouble by dressing like this?" I asked, with a twitching expression.

"Take a bath? What's wrong? Is there something wrong? Xia Yeqing's expression was very silly and innocent and asked me.

"Damn, who's taking a shower like you? Are you going to swim from the Pacific to the Atlantic? "I can't bear to look at it anymore.

"Oh, that's a good idea, give it a chance." Xia Yeqing nodded, with a look of sudden realization.

"I really don't know what to say.

"Ah Yu, that Ye Qing said that there is an open-air sprinkler here, where is it? I'll laugh when we zombies stand here like **. Liu Bei scratched his face with his fingers and said with a smile, while the others also nodded in agreement.

"Well, yes, because it was built decades ago, it still uses groundwater, so it has not been demolished, and it is usually used for aunts and aunts to wash and eat." I nodded.

"Ahem!" As soon as I finished speaking, I heard a cough, I frowned, and said, "Xia Yeqing, cough what?" Am I not right? ”

"Of course not!" Xia Yeqing shook his finger and said with a smile: "Actually, it's more about bathing cats and dogs, right?" ”

"Well, sort of." I was also stunned when I heard it, because this open-air sprinkler head is a bit wasteful just to wash clothes, so it has become a place for kittens and dogs to bathe, and of course there are beggars who come to bathe.

"It's too unauthentic for me to go, let's treat the beast the same way." Zhuge Jun covered his head with both hands, looking incredulous.

"Forget it, it's all at this time, what else do you care? It's countless times better to have water to take a bath than to die sloppy, right? Liu Bei said indifferently.

"That's right, it's good to be alive, if you find a quiet place to eat in this era, and then a beautiful woman to accompany you, I'll go, I'm going to drool when I think about it, it's like the rhythm of becoming a winner in life." Zhuge Jun wiped his saliva that was already a little unstoppable as he spoke.

"Zhuge you are enough, can you still have no more discipline?" I couldn't bear to look at it.

"Hey, yes!" Zhuge Jun gave a thumbs up, revealing his white teeth, seeing that Zhuge was not white, he guessed that it was a black man.

I didn't pull the calf with him, I looked at Xia Yeqing, who was a little impatient and fully armed, and said quite speechlessly: "Xia Yeqing, so excited, you take the lead"

And Xia Yeqing didn't say a word to me when he heard it, so he walked alone in the front, and the others followed, I didn't rush to go, I took off my clothes first, and then I dragged the same only one trouser left, before leaving, I saw a Swiss Army knife, and I took it away for the sake of safety, the open-air sprinkler was hundreds of meters away from the unit where I lived, and I felt a lot of movement, and I thought something was going on, but the closer I got to this sound, the more familiar it was, and when I saw everyone, Not only was I stunned by their movements.

"I'm actually square dancing !!! day"

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