160 Bad jokes

In fact, only Zhou Hu and Wu Fat Man cried, I didn't cry with Fang Quan, I didn't cry mainly because I thought of Wu Ruoxue, fortunately, I would have withdrawn in time, otherwise I would have ended up with the same fate as Hong Tianchao, Fang Quan didn't cry It is estimated that he has not been hurt by this kind of feelings, and his first love met Zhao Wushuang, with Zhao Wushuang's kind of character, eighty percent can't do such a green tea bitch, so this girl is also lucky, and she has no emotional frustration, but if you think about it carefully, even if this kind of wolf cub is hurt, he will only squat down and lick his wounds, You can't do something earth-shattering like Hong Tianchao.

I smoked at everyone, then lit one myself, and said, "Who didn't love a few scum when they were young, I see, you just started too late, didn't obey that girl, if you satisfy her, she won't go to the unlucky ghost, women are angels, this is true, but only conquered women are angels, and those who are not conquered are always demons." ”

Hong Tianchao agreed, lit a cigarette, took a puff and said, "I just understood too late, finally a woman opened my heart, and I still don't give up on her?" Later, I saw more women, and there were more women on it, looking back, Zhang Luling's girl was not a special water spirit, at most she was a six-point girl, she couldn't get on the big stage, I met her some time ago, where to sell it in a famous mansion, only 800 yuan out of the stage, my biggest regret at the time was that I didn't open the backyard flowers for her in time, so I took it for the first time, but it wasn't nothing, at least I understood, true love is too rare, I may not have a chance to meet the so-called true love until I die. ”

"The life of a bitch."

Hong Tianchao spat a mouthful of saliva, then kicked the leg of the fat man Wu who was crying on the side and said: "Fat man, don't cry, if you cry again, I will take off my socks and stuff your mouth, I didn't cry, what are you crying about, like a girl, bad luck." ”

Wu Fatzi wiped his snot and tears, and said with a sad face: "I'm jealous of you, you still have your first love, Lao Tzu's first kiss is still there, I don't know when I can hold a girl's hand." ”

Zhou Hu had red eyes, patted the fat man's head, and said with a wry smile: "Just like the fat man, it is estimated that holding the girl's hand will allow you to launch." ”

"Fuck your uncle." Wu Fat slapped the table angrily and scolded his mother, this slut estimated that he drank a little too much and had a little temper.

Zhou Hu didn't care about him, but bit the cap of the bottle with his mouth, opened a bottle of wine by himself, drank more than half of it, shouted and said: "Brother Chao, your incident resonated with me, and it also reminded me of a girl, who really liked someone at the beginning of the relationship, but I don't know anything but playing basketball, and I don't know how to talk to each other if I want a number, and then a buddy said that he was a saint in love, and he also said that he wanted to help me, so I gave him the number, but he was really righteous, and helped to help him in bed, That girl was also hooked up by him.,He did that thing will.,My buddy in order to save money for opening a house.,Just start it directly in the next room of my rental house.,The sound insulation is not good.,I listened to the goddess in my heart outside called the bed for a night.,Then I couldn't help but go to the toilet while listening to the scream.,After that.,I cried directly in the toilet.,At that time, I slapped myself almost a hundred times.,The face was swollen.,Finding people can be like me is also the best.。 ”

"But I'm not as tragic as you, but I cut off contact with them later, if I had met you earlier, with your guidance, I guess I would have been able to make a big splash."

After Zhou Hu finished speaking, a few of us picked up the wine bottle and touched it again, who hasn't ordered a story yet? Every man has to go through something to grow up, and those things that seem painful can be heard as a joke when they are mentioned one day, and then they can be regarded as real letting go.

After that, a few of us were talking nonsense, stimulated by alcohol, I also told the story with Wu Ruoxue, which won a round of applause, Fang Quan's emotional history is not so complicated, what he said was about hunting in the mountains before, although it was not as hypocritical as us, but it also made us thrilling.

The topic is pulling and pulling, and suddenly it is pulled back to Zhou Tongtong, and now the biggest gossip in 302 is that Zhou Tongtong is chasing Hong Tianchao, for this topic, if it is usually brought up, Hong Tianchao will be merciful if he doesn't beat that person, but this will just reveal everyone's heart, and he didn't lose his temper, but said calmly: "You are not from our circle, so I don't know what kind of chain reaction I will have with Zhou Tongtong, the water in it is deep, and you don't understand it when I explain it to you." ”

Seeing that Hong Tianchao was a little relieved, I have always been interested in their circle, so I said tentatively: "Then you can tell me about it, anyway, my brother drank too much, and as soon as he went back to the dormitory, he collapsed, and he didn't remember anything tomorrow, to be honest, Zhou Tongtong is a smart girl, and he still chases you, you don't agree, I am a little suspicious of your sexual orientation, don't make people panic in our dormitory, everyone is afraid of chrysanthemums." ”

Hong Tianchao scolded: "your Chen Rang, you are gay, but tonight the lord is happy, so I will tell you that our circle, to be honest, is quite big, and the classification is also very detailed, the second generation of officials plays with the second generation of officials, the second generation of the rich plays with the second generation of the rich, and the second generation of black like me can only play with the second generation of black, Zhou Tongtong Her grandfather is a high-ranking official, her mother is a female elite in the business world, and her dead father is a top character in Longcheng back then, so this girl is actually a little related to the three small circles, such a girl, it is good to be together, but if there is a problem with the relationship, it is good for her to dump me, and if I dump her, it will almost offend the people in the circle, and it will be difficult to move an inch in the future. ”

can have a relationship with Yan Qingqing, the foundation must not be clean, I am also curious, so I asked more: "Who is her father?" ”

Hong Tianchao raised his head and glanced at me, and then said with a bright smile: "His father is also surnamed Chen like you, a single song word, Chen Ge, once the underworld king of Dragon City, that is, the former master of Yitian, but he has been dead for many years, I guess you don't know each other, Yitian has been much more low-key than before in recent years, I guess you people don't know what Yitian is." ”

I was silent, I didn't continue to ask, I didn't know when I finished smoking, my hands were burned, I was so scared that I quickly lost it, and stepped on it a few times, scolded a few words, and regained my calm expression, and then casually picked up the wine bottle and drank with them, there was still talk and laughter on the surface, but my heart had already turned upside down, how to say, Zhou Tongtong is Lao Tzu's half-sister, what a fate!

“……”

For some people who think they are excellent, being unsociable is a kind of personality, and it can show their differences, such as Qiao Chu, who has always thought that there is a golden house in the book and a beautiful jade in the book.

He was born in a scholarly family, his grandfather is an old cadre who has just retired from the Education Bureau, and his parents are civil servants in the system.

Qiao Chu admires his grandfather very much, strives for his goal, and looks forward to one day being better than the blue, so he has been working hard, since elementary school, his grades have always been among the best, he can take the first, never take the second, the family environment plus the hard work of the day after tomorrow, Qiao Chu believes that he has done well enough, at least much better than his parents who have been in obscurity in their posts.

He thinks it's self-confidence, but in the eyes of others, it's arrogant, since elementary school, Qiao Chu has offended people for his so-called self-confidence, and has been regarded as a thorn in the flesh by bad students, and has been bullied, poured cold water, robbed of money, and the confident Qiao Chu has never cried because of this, nor does he feel that the world is unfair because of this, he regards all those who treat him badly as jealousy, they are all jealous of their talents, so the more they bully, the more Qiao Chu gritted his teeth and insisted, it was like a battle, Whoever bows his head first loses.

In elementary school and even junior high school, Qiao Chu, who was known as a freak scholar, has always lived so confidently and proudly, at the age of more than ten years, it seems too hypocritical to say bitterness, but it is not bitter but there are many twists and turns.

Qiao Chu encountered only two twists and turns outside of learning, one was when he was in junior high school, he saw with his own eyes a group of bad boys pulling a girl in the same class into the back alley to do beast things, Qiao Chu was thin since he was a child, naturally he did not have the consciousness of becoming a hero, and he did not have the confidence to dare to do heroic things to save beauty under those bad students, the teachers who had been in class since he was a child told him that he had to find a police uncle when he encountered this kind of thing, so Qiao Chu just watched secretly, waiting for the group of bad boys to finish their work before he dared to show up.

The girl squatted on the ground in disheveled clothes and cried very sadly, Qiao Chu didn't have any pity at first, she felt that it was this girl who didn't love herself, so she would provoke this group of beasts, so he didn't help call the police, his father who was inactive in the system taught him since he was a child, he shouldn't be in charge of things, so as not to get into trouble, so Qiao Chu was very obedient and became a complete bystander, he just came out appropriately to remind this girl that she could call the police.

It's just that when she saw the girl crying so heartbreakingly, Qiao Chu, who had never felt this emotion, touched something that had been suppressed for a long time in her heart at that moment, he squatted down, took out a tissue and wiped the girl's tears, and then greeted her with a slap, the girl looked at her resentfully, scolded all the time, didn't give Qiao Chu any chance to explain, and planned to run away, Qiao Chu helped her pull it back, and then did a little ugly thing that no one knew, and then the girl disappeared from this world.

Bad jokes, bad jokes that aren't funny at all.

The second twist and turn was during the high school entrance examination, he was a local student, so he could be directly promoted to Chengnan no matter what his grades were, but Qiao Chu still took the first place as a matter of course, but soon his results in three subjects were broken, and he was also broken by the students of the special recruitment examination in the two places.

One is Luo Xiaoyan, who is recognized as the most beautiful girl in this class of freshmen.

The other is Chen Rang, who is now his roommate.

Qiao Chu hated these two people very much, he felt that why, why could they be above themselves without their own efforts, Chen Rang and Luo Xiaoyan had never slapped him head-on, but they slapped Qiao Chu hard from the side, and it was extremely painful.

At the freshman conference, as soon as she heard Luo Xiaoyan's name, Qiao Chu raised her feet and wanted to see who was the ultimate demon who could beat her in terms of results.

At first sight, Qiao Chu could only use such words to describe his mood at that time, at that moment, Qiao Chu felt that this woman was specially prepared for him by God, and the moment she appeared on the stage, Qiao Chu even thought of the name of their future child.

But the reality undoubtedly gave him another slap, Luo Xiaoyan, who could be called a goddess in his eyes, actually said something shameless and very explicit in front of more than 2,000 people in the school, which made Qiao Chu's worldview collapse directly.

After the freshman conference, Qiao Chu, who was unwilling, found Luo Xiaoyan and planned to muster up the courage to give her a serious criticism so that she could wake up, but the "wife" he thought he thought just replied with three words with an indifferent face, and turned away.

Who are you?

These three words completely made Qiao Chu, who had always been proud, no longer proud, just like a slap in the face of the girl who had disappeared in this world, and all that was left was endless inferiority complex and madness.

Today's 302 dormitory is particularly deserted, Hong Tianchao suggested that all the people in the dormitory go out and rub it, he didn't follow, he has never been social, and he is not ready to be social.

Qiao Chu closed the Christian Bible in his hand, looked at Chen Rang's bed, and suddenly laughed strangely, as if he was enchanted.

Whoever God lets to perish, he must first make him mad