Chapter 16: The proprietress is an old witch
I am not only a Taoist priest, but also an ancestral Chinese medicine practitioner.
The Taoist profession itself is inextricably linked to medicinal materials, and Taoist priests in ancient times often refined some useless pills, and the so-called alchemy is just a pill made of medicinal materials.
Although I know some TCM theories, I really have no experience with this infertility.
I spread my hands and said, "Your stomach is not moving, it should be that your husband is not working hard." ”
As he was talking, the boss came.
"Brother Gen, we have been examined in all major hospitals, and the doctors have said that there is nothing wrong with our bodies." The boss's fat face was full of depression.
"That's weird."
If the hospital can't check it out, it's a strange thing, and since it's a strange thing, it's under the care of the Taoist.
I asked, "Have you ever encountered anything that science can't explain?" Or about the topic of children, things. ”
The couple looked up at the ceiling and meditated.
I drank beer and ate grilled squid and waited for them to think.
After a long time, the proprietress brightened her eyes: "I thought of one thing, two months ago I scolded each other with the proprietress of the opposite KTV, she didn't scold anything, she kept cursing me, saying what to make your family desperate and make you a hen who can't lay eggs." ”
After hearing this, it was my turn to be surprised, the female boss of this KTV really worked after just cursing a few words?
I thought of something terrible, and it did have this effect, black magic!
Black witchcraft, usually based on curses and witchcraft, seeks dark or evil forces to punish the caster's enemies, and black witchcraft is mostly used to avenge people or take revenge on others.
And the witch doll is one of the most effective black witchcraft, commonly known as: piercing the villain.
I asked, "Have you felt a tingling sensation lately?" Uh~ especially you're there. ”
After all, the proprietress is from here, and she is not shy, so she shook her head and said, "No." ”
"I have." The boss suddenly spoke.
This sentence made me more sure that the female boss on the other side was using a villain, but there are very few people in this kind of black witchcraft society, and it can be said that it is more difficult to learn than our Taoist Taoism.
It seems that the female boss on the other side of the door is not an ordinary thing.
"Brother Gen, did you think of something?"
"Well, I did think of it, and the boss of the opposite door must be a villain." She should have stolen your personal belongings, including what you were on.
"When you say that, I remember, no wonder that old lady wandered around in front of our store all day long ago, and she lost her underwear, now that I think about it, she must have stolen it." The female boss angrily grabbed the wine bottle and went to the dry rack.
I hurriedly grabbed her: "You can't do it, your husband's life is in her hands." ”
The boss was so anxious that he grabbed my hand: "Brother Gen, save me." ”
I shook off his hand in embarrassment: "Actually, it's simple, finding her witch Gu doll can save you." ”
The boss suddenly got up and walked briskly to the counter.
He took five wades of money and put it in front of me: "Brother Gen, these 50,000 yuan is not a tribute, take it and spend it." ”
I pushed away the money and said righteously: "Viagra, are we brothers still talking about money?" Get me a free card for free drinks for life. ”
"Haha, okay, as long as my bar is still open, you can drink and eat here for free, and no matter how expensive the wine is, you will be given free."
I got up and tidied up my clothes: "I'll go to the opposite KTV to meet this proprietress for a while." ”
The boss said heavily, "Brother Gen be careful. ”
Jin Brilliant KTV, the name is a small KTV, two floors, more than 30 boxes, six welcome girls standing at the door, the posture is not good.
"Welcome, sir?"
"One, big box, drinks and everything."
There are 100,000 in Kari, and his confidence is enough, and he walks with his head held high.
"Yes sir, please come with me."
My sister led me to the counter, swiped my card, bought things, and deliberately chose an 888 box, otherwise, the female boss of this house would definitely not pay enough attention to me.
The little sister led me to the 888 box, with an ambiguous smile: "Handsome guy, do you want a little sister?" ”
"How much is a little sister?"
"200 an hour."
"How much does it cost to order your hostess?"
"Handsome guy, you're here to find fault, right?"
"I'm not short of money, you go and ask your boss."
The little girl snorted and left the box.
After more than ten minutes, a plump middle-aged woman pushed the door in, and suddenly a strong smell of body fragrance came to her nose.
This is the female boss of Jin Huihui KTV, Hu Ling, known as Fat Ling, dressed in gold jewelry, jewelry, smeared with lipstick like fire, as red as if she had just eaten a child.
Hu Ling sat beside me and looked at me suspiciously: "Handsome guy, I heard that you want my desk?" How much money do you come up with? ”
"Ten thousand." I held out a finger and said proudly.
Hu Ling's eyes lit up: "Okay!" I'll be with you for an hour. ”
I pointed to the wine on the coffee table, "But you have to finish it." ”
Hu Ling hesitated for a while, and immediately agreed.
Since I called her, I couldn't let her suspect that I was having intentions, so I hooked her shoulders and behaved very ambiguously.
This Hu Ling is also a tiger and wolf woman, seeing that I am so handsome, of course she can't help but want to take advantage of me, so she hugged my waist: "Little handsome guy, come on, let's have a drink first." ”
I just took a sip, and then kept clinking glasses with her, using my talent for good conversation to talk to Hu Ling, I ordered a whole case of bottled beer, and she drank it in half an hour.
Hu Ling's cheeks were red, and she fell drunkenly on my shoulder.
I helped her out of the box and said to the waiter, "Where's your boss's office?" She drank too much, so I helped her to rest. ”
Seeing this, the waiter helped me to help Hu Ling go to her office.
I took out a hundred yuan and stuffed it to the waiter: "Tip, you go out, I'll take care of her alone." ”
When the waiter went out, I locked the office door and started looking for witch dolls in the office.
In her desk drawer, I found some black witchcraft offerings, but no witch dolls.
I've been rummaging through the cabinets for a long time but I haven't found it, I'm worried, where can this old lady put the witch doll?
Knock knock.
I was startled by a sudden knock on the door.
After much hesitation, I went to open the door and inadvertently saw a limited-edition designer bag on the sofa.
When I opened my bag, I saw the witch doll, and quickly put the witch doll in my pocket and opened the door casually.
The manager of Jin Huihuang KTV stood at the door and looked at me suspiciously: "I heard that the proprietress is drunk, come and have a look." ”
"Well, I did drink a lot." I walked out as I spoke: "Tell your boss, thank you for being with me, visit another day, I'm leaving." ”
The manager shook his head with a smile: "I didn't expect you to have a strong taste." ”