I took the witch doll and ran back to the wandering bar opposite.

The boss, Viagra and his daughter-in-law hurriedly invited me to the second floor where they lived.

I handed the witch doll to the two of them: "This is the legendary witch doll, see?" Also wrapped in your panties with your hair on them. ”

The material of this witch doll is woven from straw, and the handwork is skillful and exquisite, which shows that she is an old witch.

Viagra gritted his teeth in anger: "This old lady is too ruthless." ”

There are more than a dozen silver needles pierced in the legs of the witch doll, which is really vicious.

The proprietress immediately went to the kitchen and got a kitchen knife to go to the rack: "If I don't chop Fat Ling today, I won't be a woman!" ”

I hurriedly grabbed the proprietress and persuaded her: "Sister-in-law, hold it steady, she doesn't break the law by stabbing the villain, and you will break the law if you cut someone." ”

The proprietress was angry: "What should I do then?" ”

"Since she uses the villain, then you can also use it, isn't this villain here?" I had already thought about it for her, and secretly dragged a few strands of Fat Ling's hair when I was in Jin Brilliant KTV: "Just wrap it around the body of the witch doll, and you have to get Fat Ling's birthday eight characters, although I don't know much about black witchcraft, since it is a curse, it has something in common with Taoism." ”

The proprietress was very excited: "Okay, I happen to have a good relationship with Fat Ling's landlord, I'll ask tomorrow, is there anything else to pay attention to?" ”

I thought about it for a while, I saw my grandmother use this villain, but she is not called witchcraft, Fat Ling, this is an authentic black witchcraft, which can seal people's fertility, which can be seen to be quite powerful.

"I don't know if it's useful, you remember it, write Fat Ling's name and birth date on red paper, paste it in the middle of the villain, and prick it while chanting a mantra."

Hit you on the head, and the world will never worry.

Hit you in the mouth, young and old can sleep peacefully.

Hit you in the little eye, and peace will appear.

Hit you on the nose of a villain, and wealth will force people.

Beat you villainous teeth, and society is shameless.

Slap you in the face, and travel away safely.

I told my grandmother the mantra she used to use, and I didn't know if it would work, so let's give it a try.

Thanks to the couple, I left the bar.

…………

I can encounter these supernatural things every day, big and small, with 100,000 yuan, my life is better, and I no longer look for work everywhere, occasionally watch TV with the little ghost baby, in the end I am still a child, and I am very keen on cartoons.

However, I don't know which one of those who has no conscience actually reported me to the most authoritative Taoist sect, the Maoshan faction, for raising little ghosts.

Two Taoist friends, a man and a woman, came to the door and wanted to take away the little ghost baby.

I asked the little ghost baby to hide first and open the door for the two of them.

"Hehe, two Taoist friends, come from afar, what's the matter?" I had a flattering smile on my face.

The male Taoist friend looked indifferent, looked around, and said in a deep voice: "Someone reported that you raised a little ghost, hand it over." ”

"Great wish, I know the precepts of the Taoist Association very well, how dare I raise a little ghost privately?"

The female Taoist friend glared at me, didn't speak, took out the compass and began to search for ghosts.

She searched upstairs and downstairs, but didn't find the little ghost baby.

I was also shocked, did the little ghost baby take the opportunity to run away?

The female Taoist friend pointed at me and said, "Zhang Pangen! We've been watching you for a long time, don't play tricks on me. ”

I wanted to cry without tears: "Sister, I am so upright, how can I play tricks with you?" ”

The male friend shouted: "Be upright!" We heard that you collected gold and silver jewelry from ghosts, and not long ago it sold for 10 million! This is not allowed by the Taoist Association, and it is expressly forbidden, and your 10 million must be handed over to the Taoist Association. ”

My heart sank, didn't this Nima ask me for money under the guise of it?

"Two Taoist friends, it's true to sell 10 million, I admit my mistake, but the money was cheated away by Ma Chunxi, and I now have 100,000 yuan left in my card, which I earned from taking jobs a few days ago."

The female Taoist friend said coldly: "Who are you fooling?" Don't use Ma Chunxi to scare us. ”

Ma Chunxi's name is well-known in the industry, she has always been disobedient, who dares to shout with her, she will be scolded on the spot.

"It's true." I pulled out my phone and showed them the message from the bank: "See? All my belongings are now left with the 100,000 yuan. ”

"We will recover the 10 million, you raised little ghosts privately, collected the gold and silver jewelry of ghosts, and decided by the Taoist Association to punish you, 100,000!"

I blew up on the spot: "! You are looking at my bank card fine, I don't pay it! ”

"If you don't pay it, your hotel will be closed for you!"

This sentence grabbed my weakness, and it can be said that I will eat at this hotel.

I gritted my teeth and said, "Is 80,000 yuan okay?" Leave me 10,000 yuan for food? I spent almost 10,000 yuan on that 100,000 yuan. ”

The two looked at each other and finally decided to fine me 80,000 yuan.

I hated sending them out with itching at the root of my teeth.

All of a sudden, he became a poor egg again.

I have to find a way to make money again, otherwise it will be difficult to maintain my usual expenses.

Alas~ It's too much of a failure to be a Taoist priest and be like me.

So, I took the guy who told the fortune and caught the ghost and prepared to go to the People's Park to set up a stall to tell the fortune.

Riding my electric car, I carried my bag to the People's Park.

In the People's Park, the good places are occupied by the uncles and aunts to dance the square dance, dancing day and night, and some places are occupied by some live broadcast men and women, setting up live broadcast mobile phones, dancing and singing, the whole People's Park is a noisy and lively scene.

I locked the electric car and walked around People's Park for a while, trying to find a better place to set up a stall.

After walking around for half an hour, I finally found an ideal place, a small field near the lake, quite quiet, surrounded by young couples in love.

I spread a cloth printed with gossip patterns, put a sign holder for fortune-telling, and put up the signboard I made and inserted it on the ground: follow the fate of the fortune, no money, 100 yuan.

As soon as the stall was set up, a young couple walked over.

The man sneered: "I'm about the same age, and if you don't go to work if you have hands and feet, it's really okay to be a charlatan here." ”

I laughed and didn't say anything.

The woman asked, "Is it really not allowed to do without money?" ”

I nodded.

The man squatted down and stretched out his palm: "Come, you calculate it for me, I'll say okay first, don't give money." ”

I glanced at his palm prints and asked, "Birthday." ”

"4/28/97."

I pinched my fingers and calculated: "Ding Chou, Jia Chen, Gengzi, you are not wealthy, you have been idle and affectionate all your life, and you betrayed your girlfriend on the night of the 18th." ”

The man immediately shouted, "You fart! Damn, you charlatan, I'm going to blow up your stall. As he spoke, he was about to do it.

I turned to look at his girlfriend: "You two weren't together on the night of the 18th, you came to the big aunt." ”

The girl's eyes lit up: "How do you know?" ”

"Since I dare to say that I can't take money, I have the ability to do this." I raised my hand and pointed at her boyfriend, "He betrayed you, and that woman is still your good friend." ”

The girl looked at her boyfriend with an angry face and asked him, "Is it Liu Huihui?" I've been suspicious of you two for a long time, but I didn't expect it to be true! The words landed, and the girl pounced on her boyfriend like a tiger and scratched it.

The little brother who was watching the excitement on the side asked in surprise: "Master, how did you calculate it?" ”

"I saw him in the park when I set up a stall on the 18th, but the woman next to him was not the woman he is now."