"Ding Dong! stupid host, the system is no longer able to complain about your brain, 39 intelligence bonuses still can't keep your brain online, if you have a heart, then you will be sad to tears"

Ye Qiu was choked for a moment, his brows jumped, and he said angrily: "If you have something to say, just let it go, Lao Tzu cares about you with great mercy, you are still crooked, conscience dog lungs!"

"The system has no heart and no lungs, so how can we say that the wolf has the heart of a dog and a dog's lungs? Alas, it's a long story."

The system even sighed, and it seemed that there were countless sighs and sorrows.

Ye Qiu rolled his eyes.

"That's a long story short!"

The system was silent for a moment, as if hesitating, and only after a while did it speak faintly: "After the high-level upgrade, the system awakens the advanced intelligence module, that is, there are joy, anger and sorrow in the eyes of the host. ”

Ye Qiu was stunned for a moment, awakening the advanced intelligent module?

I see, but isn't it good, why do I always feel full of frustration in the system's words.

To be honest, although Ye Qiu said that he was annoyed by the system, Ye Qiu's heart was still full of gratitude for this ** system that changed his fate, and it could be said that Ye Qiu had already regarded the system as a trustworthy friend.

The reason why Ye Qiu can pretend to be unscrupulous, lawless, and taboo is because there is a system, and it is not an exaggeration to say that he is a good teacher and a bad friend.

Now that the system is like this, Ye Qiu is also anxious.

"Brother, what the hell is going on, isn't it good to wake up, it's okay to fart, chat, pull calves, wilt what?"

"What a fart!"

The system suddenly caught fire.

Ye Qiu was stunned for a moment, and then listened to the system: "It's all because the host state is unstable, which misleads the system and generates an erroneous assessment, resulting in two consecutive upgrades of the system within two days, awakening the high-energy-consuming module, but the degree to which the host obtains the loading value is very different from the initial assessment, causing the system energy to be on the verge of exhaustion." ”

Ye Qiu was taken aback, and hurriedly asked, "When did you say you need energy?"

"Is the host an idiot, hasn't he learned the law of conservation of energy? In a closed system, the sum of energy remains the same, and when energy is transformed, there will inevitably be losses, does the host think that the ability to obtain from the system comes out of thin air?

The exchange capacity of the loading value is like the burning of materials to produce flames, which is a higher level of equivalent exchange, and the loading value of the loss and spillage in the conversion process is the source of the energy of the system. ”

Ye Qiu could hear the clouds, mountains and fog covers, but he could hear that the system seemed to be in trouble now because of his own reasons, and now the system and himself are both prosperous and lossy, if something happens to the system, he is also numb, so he frowned and said: "You speak, make it clear, what you need me to do is just say it directly, what do you go around, emotions are generated, okay I didn't learn, hypocrisy you have learned ninety out of nine, and you have learned to play official, be honest." ”

"Hypocrisy is the most direct emotion of human beings, listed in the system to learn emotions, while sincerity is listed at the bottom and postponed learning. ”

The system complained seriously, and then continued: "To put it bluntly, it is the sudden decrease in the purchasing power of the host, which leads to a decrease in the opportunity for the system to obtain spill loss, and after awakening the high-energy-consuming module, it is not enough to maintain the daily consumption of the system.

In the long run, the energy consumption of the system will be empty, until it reaches zero, the system will fall into a deep sleep, and the consumption of the loading value will be 1 trillion yuan, which is a value that the host as an ordinary human can never reach. ”

When Ye Qiu heard the system say this, his heart was "chuckled" for a moment.

A trillion billion!

This Nima is joking, that is, the Chinese people can be the president of the United States for a lifetime to be in power, and they can reach so much pretending value.

Ye Qiu hurriedly said: "What you mean is that I don't care if I have to get the pretending value, I still have to buy things in the system mall, as long as I keep buying things, then I can maintain your operation, right?" ”

"Yes, yes, yes, the host is finally wise, the system has long realized that the host has a fatal flaw, and I don't like to visit the system mall!

You must know that after the system mall has been upgraded at a high level, many new versions of the functions have been opened.

Discount Promotion!

Three free and one free next store!

Limited time flash sale!

Clearance Sale!

Other parallel universes, all kinds of top-notch goods!

Multi-dimensional strength purchasing!

More, faster, better, saving, quality and quantity!

In the future, the system will also open Double 11 and Double 12 promotions"

Ye Qiu listened to the system more and more energetically, his eyes widened, Nima, isn't this Taobao?

And Nima even knows about Double 11 and Double 12 on the earth?

Ye Qiu suddenly said angrily: "And this good thing, what are you doing earlier! It's okay to know, beep, beep, why are you saying such an important thing now!"

The system sighed helplessly: "All system notifications are in the system mailbox, the host has never checked carefully, you must know that the system cannot take the initiative to remind due to the program settings, unless the host takes the initiative to ask questions, otherwise the system has no obligation to answer." ”

Ye Qiu was dumbfounded, this Nima is too passive, obviously he is like a big living person, if he has something to say, he opens his mouth to say it, he talks nonsense when he has nothing to do, there is no useful sentence, this person who makes the system is too stupid to design such a perverted program.

But then, Ye Qiu's mind turned, no, no, the emotional change of this system is too fast, Ye Qiu seems to see the ugly face of the evil capitalist, and said vigilantly: "I know! What promotions, discounts, crying and shouting, jumping off the building to sell, playing the family card, all of them are routines! Are you just trying to stimulate Lao Tzu's consumption?"

"Ahem, ahem, ahem, there is no such thing, please believe in the sincerity and love of the system for the host. ”

The system seemed to be choked by Ye Qiu's words, and actually began to cough.

The more Ye Qiu listened, the more he wondered, and the more he listened, the brighter his eyes became, this coughing sound seemed a little familiar!

Ye Qiu was excited, and a flash of inspiration appeared in his mind, which was clearly his own cough.

The system is learning on its own!

Ye Qiu was shocked when he thought of this.

Began to gradually look back, little by little when the system and himself met, the system's complaints, scoundrels, poor mouths, love to take advantage of small advantages, hypocrisy and cunning, all of this is so similar to myself, even after awakening the advanced module, all this has become more obvious, and now even the way to hide the embarrassment is exactly the same.

This thing is learning by itself!

No wonder, when Ye Qiu got along with the system, he always had a faint sense of affection, laughing and scolding, just like an old friend who had been friends for many years, Ye Qiu asked himself when he had let down his guard.

But they recognize the system in every way, and they never even think about where the system comes from and what they want to do.

Ye Qiu felt as if he had finally revealed some secrets of the system, this Nima was completely attacking the system!

The first update