"You're learning from me!"

Ye Qiu said firmly.

The system was silent.

Ye Qiu heard that the system was silent, and his heart was even more determined.

This system must be based on its own behavior and mentality, so as to imitate the so-called "emotions".

Ye Qiu thought back carefully, it was also after he designed it himself just now that the system suddenly became more talkative.

thought that in order to encourage Qu Lingxi just now, he first lured him with profit, and then invited him with the righteousness of his family and country.

Then the system suddenly depressed, silent, luring themselves to care, stating the stakes, playing the emotional card, and then launching these unknown preferential activities, almost exactly the same as their own model!

I just now is the first benefit and then the love, and the system is the first love and then the benefit, but the order of the flickering is reversed.

Hold the grass!

Hold the grass!

Hold the grass!

Thinking of this, Ye Qiu's farts were frightened, this is too terrifying, this system is no longer a ** system that you can fool if you want to, this Nima is really going to become a refinement.

If you weren't smart, you might have been fooled by the system.

"Tell me quickly, did you improvise that same promotion as Taobao's to fool Lao Tzu?"

"This is not, this is not, it is not"

The system began to slap and pour.

When Ye Qiu saw the appearance of the system, he basically knew it in his heart.

It seems that although this system is learning rapidly, it is a beginner and lacks flexibility, and as soon as it is punctured by itself, it suddenly loses its sense of proportion.

Ye Qiu's eyes rolled, little cub, play tricks with me, since this little thing is all from me, then I, the old thief, can't fight you little family, Ye Qiu sighed and said: "Alas, brother, since you said that you are in trouble, then I am not an unrighteous person, but I have the heart to help you, but I have no choice but to have no money in my pocket!"

You see, since your self-assertion upgrade, all the pretending value that you have accumulated has been spent, and from yesterday to now, I have rounded my shoulders, and now it is less than two million pretending values.

And I also have to participate in the international special forces competition, which is a real gun and modern weapons in turn.

Do you think my current kung fu can defend against Barrett or P? Can I defend against the broadsword or Gatling?

You've got to leave me some money to save my life!

Now you blame me for not buying things, alas, do you blame me? The things in the mall are not cheap, you said that you made such a Taobao module now, I couldn't help it, I bought it with a click, bought a bunch of cheap and useless things, and then let people take guns and crash me during the competition, where do you say you are crying?"

"So what to do, the system guarantees that there is no false component, the system does need a large amount of spill energy supply, otherwise it will indeed stop functioning!"

The system seemed to be in a hurry by Ye Qiu, Ye Qiu smiled secretly, let you owe the upgrade of the push, if you had maintained that kind of low-level intelligence before, Ye Qiu really couldn't help it, but it was Ye Qiu who accidentally showed that the system was actually simulating itself.

Ye Qiu felt that his opportunity to take advantage of himself had come again!

This opportunity must be seized, otherwise when the system has been learned, then it will be impossible for Ye Qiu to deceive it.

Ye Qiu's mind turned, and he suddenly remembered Taobao's enemy, I am Jingdong, Ye Qiu pretended to say: "Ahem, then I'll think of a rut for you, after all, the two of us are already in the same boat, if you sink, I won't be able to do well, how about your autonomy? I mean you can simulate Taobao to launch such a promotional plate, so can you open other plates?"

"It's okay, except that the system can't be gifted to the host, and the autonomy is extremely high within a reasonable range. ”

The sound of the system's reply began to sound in Ye Qiu's mind, and Ye Qiu came back to his senses.

As soon as his eyes rolled, Ye Qiu said the words that had been prepared a long time ago: "Brother System, do you know Jingdong Baitiao?"

"Wait a minute, the system needs to retrieve and analyze it, start the search and retrieve to the target search is completed"

Ye Qiu hurriedly said: "How about this model, you see now, although I am a little pretending to be a bit of a force in my hand, but after all, I am not very rich, if it is all spent all at once, we will both be dumbfounded if there is an accident."

In this way, if I see what I like, I buy it in installments, and I don't want any interest-free amount, and I don't care if I am not a man, I will calculate the interest, according to the interest of the central bank, which is fair and just.

Then after that, you can get a part of it for nothing in addition to the kickback I gave you. ”

The system was silent for a moment, and then said: "According to the data model analysis, this payment method is indeed beneficial to the system, but"

Ye Qiu directly interrupted the system.

"But what, where do you usually find this good thing, what is there to hesitate about, if I don't care about the various conveniences you bring me, my character can let others take such a big advantage? ”

Ye Qiu's tone was resolute, as if he had made up his mind.

"Good! Good!

Ye Qiu almost laughed out loud when he heard the system's somewhat flustered voice.

Nima turtle grandson, just this brain, I still want to pit Lao Tzu, let's go to the next life!

What was Ye Qiu's idea?

Default!

In these years, the one who owes the debt is the uncle.

Buy things in installments, buy happily, and pay back the money without the system!

If you have money, you can do anything to me if you don't have money.

Why should I pay back the money I borrowed by myself?

If you owe the system, you can still have the police to arrest you, where to sue, where to sue!

Especially consumables, if you use it, you can't get it back if you want to.

This solves the problem that Ye Qiu's forced value is always insufficient.

Ye Qiu was suddenly full of pride, and shouted: "Come out of the mall, Lao Tzu wants to sweep the goods! The promotional goods are listed for Lao Tzu, let you eat enough today." ”

Brush!

The system screen appears directly.

Ye Qiu looked at the discount products listed on the top, and suddenly his heart was pounding.

The shiny sign on it reads "Today's Specials" in four large letters, and the ground floor also indicates that it can be purchased with white strips.

Ye Qiu even showed the words "system self-operated", and immediately rolled his eyes, drew a scoop according to the gourd, let it see the white strips, and brought this thing up.

There are also four categories of special prices.

Ingredients, herbs, clothing, vehicles.

The ingredients?

Ye Qiu's eyes lit up, this is quite a coincidence, it seems that the special products issued by the system are also listed according to Ye Qiu's current needs.

Click to take a look.

The drop-down menu expanded, and Ye Qiu subconsciously pressed the price ascending button.

But then Ye Qiu's fingers stiffened, and he reacted, secretly saying that fortunately, this system is a turtle, otherwise his own sling temperament would be exposed at this moment.

1. The original price of the fairy radish watered by the spirit chicken manure is 10,000, the discount is 1 discount, the current price is 10,000 loads, and it supports 12 periods of white strips, and each period is 9, and there is no payment.

2. The original price of Tianhe sewage is 20,000 tons, with a discount of 2%, and the current price is 40,000 loads, which supports 12 phases of white strips, and 34,000 loads of each issue.

3. The original price of Chang'e's used carrots is 250,000 catties, with a 3% discount, and the current price is 750,000 loads, supporting 12 phases of white strips, and 62,500 loads per issue.

Ye Qiu was stunned when he saw this, and asked, "Why do I feel that it is all related to the things of the Heavenly Court? Is there really a Heavenly Court in this world? Is there really Chang'e? And the carrots used by Chang'e?" What does "use" mean?"

"There is a pretending system, is it very strange to have a heavenly court? But since the "Peerless Heaven and Earth Pass", there has been no contact, Chang'e is also real, as for "using" cough cough, that is, that's what it means, you know."

Ye Qiu's eyes widened.

A lot of "holding grass" suddenly appeared in my heart!

"Could it be that the things you redeem for me are real, not created by the system?"

"Of course not, with the current level of the system, you can't create things out of thin air. ”

This can make Ye Qiu choke enough, but in an instant, Ye Qiu also reacted, indeed as the system said, the pretending system has appeared, what's wrong with the fairy world?

Maybe in the future, it's awesome, and you can still stand up and fly!

But it's too early to think about that.

Ye Qiu suddenly reacted and said angrily: "This is what the you are talking about? good goods? chicken manure and radish! Sewage drainage, what do you mean by that "used" carrot? Can the eat and drink? It's disgusting to think about. ”

"The host is wrong, although these ingredients are harmful to immortals, they are great tonic for mortals. ”

"For example, the radish watered by the manure of the spirit chicken is the first pile of manure pulled by the old spirit chicken over 3,000 years old every day, and the radish is watered under the strict control of the environment of 25.

Moreover, each of these radishes has grown in the peach orchard for more than 100 years, and has the effects of eliminating stagnation, dissolving phlegm and clearing heat, widening the lower qi, detoxifying, etc., and can also treat food accumulation, phlegm cough and loss of voice, vomiting blood, hemorrhage, thirst, dysentery, migraine and other diseases, in short, there is a disease to cure the disease, and there is no disease to strengthen the body. ”

"Tianhe sewage is rich in a variety of waste residues discharged by the descendants of the immortals, and the immortals are in the valley, but the descendants of the immortals are not enough, and it is not possible not to eat spiritual food, but after all, the treasures of heaven and earth cannot be fully digested, and there is always waste residue discharged, which is tantamount to a panacea for mortals. ”

"The radish used by Chang'e is even more powerful, it is the ration of the Jade Rabbit, the strength of the Jade Rabbit Xuanxian, how can the ration be ordinary, but suddenly one day the Jade Rabbit appeared, that Chang'e was doing that filthy thing, disgusting vomiting for three days, and then ran away from home, but unfortunately Chang'e hoarded a large number of carrots have nowhere to consume, so they are listed for sale at a special price. ”

Ye Qiu's eyes were about to fall out.

Hold the grass!

This Nima!

The system is so hanging, does your mother know?

Baa Baa: The second change of the extended version! Sister Bihuo is generally two thousand words a change, this one is three thousand words! There are so few tickets! It's so pitiful! Baa Baa blinked the cute big eyes of the water and stretched out her hands, and all the weird Shu millets asked for monthly tickets, recommended tickets and rewards